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(Daily Mail)   Human Barbie: I'll be spending £18,000 on my kids this Christmas - including more plastic surgery vouchers for my 8-year-old (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 102
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2012-12-17 01:19:53 AM  
Does a human Barbie have genitalia?
 
2012-12-17 01:23:21 AM  
They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.
 
2012-12-17 01:26:47 AM  

moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.


[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...
 
2012-12-17 01:29:18 AM  
Grand total for my family of 5 was less than $600. It normally is a lot less but the stepdaughter is now a teenager and holy shiat that stuff is expensive.
 
2012-12-17 01:30:52 AM  
So, yeah, here it is.
I am 36 years old. Plastic surgeons do not bother me. I live in the middle of our country, people have always felt I was okay to show me their fake breasts. 20 years back, I had guys and gals use me as a sounding board in there experience of deciding what surgical modifications they would pitch to their parents. Early HS in Nebraska.
I have been dragged into so many situations I find odd and unpleasant.
The only times I have ever lost a fight was nothing to do with me, but putting myself out there for two breast implants and one liposuction.
I have hired many people with tummy tucks. Have held a flat-chested chick's hand before a surgery.
But
I am not getting plastic surgery. No deciding. I never had a phase.
Somehow it is okay for them to treat me as abnormal.
Look, I give no shiat. But I am becoming a bad gut for no reason.
Lately, I am the bad gut.

I enjoyed so many things as them or anyone.
Holidays.
Weddings
Bad feelings.

I just want to scream that the are the farked up ones. Seriously. Science says plastic surgery happens when opoprtunity passes.
that is you Botox penguins.

So yeah, Do not tell me it is normal. I willactually fight you on it. And, apparently mbecide winni. I will make you eat a bug.
Here it is, I have no issues wth Human Barbie. Stop telling me it is normql.
You are not representing on tv? I am a farking indian. Native. Stfu, everyone has to be surgically modified for you.
 
2012-12-17 01:31:00 AM  
Mental illness
 
2012-12-17 01:32:51 AM  
Body Dysmorphic Disorder, yeah. Not much different from anorexia.
 
2012-12-17 01:33:16 AM  
Has she ever considered lipo?
 
2012-12-17 01:33:18 AM  
Will someone PLEASE take this woman's children far, FAR away from her?
 
2012-12-17 01:33:58 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Mental illness


down syndrome
 
2012-12-17 01:35:01 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Man, that's a rough-looking 11.
 
2012-12-17 01:38:02 AM  

LordJiro: Will someone PLEASE take this woman's children far, FAR away from her?


bless your heart. i'm not as gracious. one look at that pic and i'm thinking that little girl needed the smug knocked right outta her. you are right though. good thing i don't have children.
 
2012-12-17 01:40:09 AM  

KrispyKritter: LordJiro: Will someone PLEASE take this woman's children far, FAR away from her?

bless your heart. i'm not as gracious. one look at that pic and i'm thinking that little girl needed the smug knocked right outta her. you are right though. good thing i don't have children.


That's not smug. That's her not being able to keep her eyes completely open due to the botox.
 
2012-12-17 01:40:32 AM  
If she saved up that money and all the money she spent on plastic surgery for her goddamn kids, she could afford to buy them each a really, really nice car when they turn whatever age the limeys let kids drive.

/Not Jaaaaaaag nice, but more Ford or Vauxhall nice...
//Would take a Vauxhall
///Not British
 
2012-12-17 01:41:38 AM  

RexTalionis: KrispyKritter: LordJiro: Will someone PLEASE take this woman's children far, FAR away from her?

bless your heart. i'm not as gracious. one look at that pic and i'm thinking that little girl needed the smug knocked right outta her. you are right though. good thing i don't have children.

That's not smug. That's her not being able to keep her eyes completely open due to the botox.


You can tell because her right eyelid droops slightly more than her left eyelid.
 
2012-12-17 01:41:51 AM  
Michael Jackson wanna be!
 
2012-12-17 01:41:51 AM  
For all the work done, I can't believe she's not done anything about that schnoz.
 
2012-12-17 01:48:08 AM  
She must have not taken any economics in school or she'd know that you don't throw good money after bad.
 
2012-12-17 01:48:25 AM  

RexTalionis: KrispyKritter: LordJiro: Will someone PLEASE take this woman's children far, FAR away from her?

bless your heart. i'm not as gracious. one look at that pic and i'm thinking that little girl needed the smug knocked right outta her. you are right though. good thing i don't have children.

That's not smug. That's her not being able to keep her eyes completely open due to the botox.


This. These children are having shiat done to them that will stay with them for the rest of their lives, and they are too young to understand those consequences. How is this legal?

/I feel the same way about those f*cking disgusting toddler pageants.
//Let little girls fark their own bodies up when they grow up. They're not your farking toys to play with, you disgusting sacks of shiat.
 
2012-12-17 01:49:53 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: For all the work done, I can't believe she's not done anything about that schnoz.


She's had work done on that. Here's the before pic.

www.parade.com
 
2012-12-17 01:58:36 AM  
Looks like SOMEBODY didn't follow the Don't stick your dick in crazy rule.
 
2012-12-17 01:59:35 AM  
She's got all this money to spend on plastic surgery and she can't do anything about her dark roots showing? Not to mention her hair looks and probably feels like straw.
Where the hell DO people get that kind of money to blow on Chrismess anyway?
 
2012-12-17 02:05:41 AM  

Gyrfalcon: moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.

[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...


Also, you can undress her anywhere; and I do mean ANYWHERE!

/ come on Barbie, lets go party
 
2012-12-17 02:07:05 AM  
I used a simpler approach - I just had kids who were physically (and in every other way too) perfect, and without any defect whatsoever.
 
2012-12-17 02:07:46 AM  

Gyrfalcon: moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.

[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...


Oh no.
 
2012-12-17 02:08:20 AM  

meow said the dog: So, yeah, here it is.
I am 36 years old. Plastic surgeons do not bother me. I live in the middle of our country, people have always felt I was okay to show me their fake breasts. 20 years back, I had guys and gals use me as a sounding board in there experience of deciding what surgical modifications they would pitch to their parents. Early HS in Nebraska.
I have been dragged into so many situations I find odd and unpleasant.
The only times I have ever lost a fight was nothing to do with me, but putting myself out there for two breast implants and one liposuction.
I have hired many people with tummy tucks. Have held a flat-chested chick's hand before a surgery.
But
I am not getting plastic surgery. No deciding. I never had a phase.
Somehow it is okay for them to treat me as abnormal.
Look, I give no shiat. But I am becoming a bad gut for no reason.
Lately, I am the bad gut.

I enjoyed so many things as them or anyone.
Holidays.
Weddings
Bad feelings.

I just want to scream that the are the farked up ones. Seriously. Science says plastic surgery happens when opoprtunity passes.
that is you Botox penguins.

So yeah, Do not tell me it is normal. I willactually fight you on it. And, apparently mbecide winni. I will make you eat a bug.
Here it is, I have no issues wth Human Barbie. Stop telling me it is normql.
You are not representing on tv? I am a farking indian. Native. Stfu, everyone has to be surgically modified for you.


At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

www.themovies.co.za 

/first thing that popped in my head
//not trolling
///sorry
 
2012-12-17 02:11:13 AM  

iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.

[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...

Also, you can undress her anywhere; and I do mean ANYWHERE!

/ come on Barbie, lets go party


You sicko she's 11
Chris Hanson. jpg is too good for you...
 
2012-12-17 02:12:25 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.

[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...

Also, you can undress her anywhere; and I do mean ANYWHERE!

/ come on Barbie, lets go party

You sicko she's 11
Chris Hanson. jpg is too good for you...


Obviously I ment the mom. What are you thinking about, Sigmund Fraud? ;)
 
2012-12-17 02:14:23 AM  

Homr: meow said the dog: So, yeah, here it is.
I am 36 years old. Plastic surgeons do not bother me. I live in the middle of our country, people have always felt I was okay to show me their fake breasts. 20 years back, I had guys and gals use me as a sounding board in there experience of deciding what surgical modifications they would pitch to their parents. Early HS in Nebraska.
I have been dragged into so many situations I find odd and unpleasant.
The only times I have ever lost a fight was nothing to do with me, but putting myself out there for two breast implants and one liposuction.
I have hired many people with tummy tucks. Have held a flat-chested chick's hand before a surgery.
But
I am not getting plastic surgery. No deciding. I never had a phase.
Somehow it is okay for them to treat me as abnormal.
Look, I give no shiat. But I am becoming a bad gut for no reason.
Lately, I am the bad gut.

I enjoyed so many things as them or anyone.
Holidays.
Weddings
Bad feelings.

I just want to scream that the are the farked up ones. Seriously. Science says plastic surgery happens when opoprtunity passes.
that is you Botox penguins.

So yeah, Do not tell me it is normal. I willactually fight you on it. And, apparently mbecide winni. I will make you eat a bug.
Here it is, I have no issues wth Human Barbie. Stop telling me it is normql.
You are not representing on tv? I am a farking indian. Native. Stfu, everyone has to be surgically modified for you.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

[www.themovies.co.za image 600x336] 

/first thing that popped in my head
//not trolling
///sorry


I'm so glad it wasn't just me. I had surgery a few weeks back and was beginning to wonder if the drugs were frying my brains.

Now I see it's that the drugs have fried someone else's brains.
 
2012-12-17 02:14:42 AM  
Thought this was a reference to the Ukranian girl that actually looks strikingly like Barbie after many procedures.

This lady isn't "human Barbie" at all -- she's just a washed up old hag with a lot of poor work done. Go find that Ukranian Barbie. Very weird, but much better than this.
 
2012-12-17 02:19:35 AM  
Article's comments > FARK's comments
 
2012-12-17 02:24:44 AM  

iheartscotch: tinfoil-hat maggie: iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.

[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...

Also, you can undress her anywhere; and I do mean ANYWHERE!

/ come on Barbie, lets go party

You sicko she's 11
Chris Hanson. jpg is too good for you...

Obviously I ment the mom. What are you thinking about, Sigmund Fraud? ;)


Oh that's cute : )
Truthfully I wasn't sure this being fark and all.
And grow up nancy boy Stiffler's mom wasn't all that hot either ; )
 
2012-12-17 02:25:48 AM  

meow said the dog: I am a farking indian. Native.


wtf are you smoking.

newsflash, EVERYONE is native... to somewhere.
 
2012-12-17 02:26:27 AM  
Why do healthy girls think they are cows but this thinks its' beautiful?
 
2012-12-17 02:28:14 AM  
Phew, Barbie has had a rough few years.
 
2012-12-17 02:28:17 AM  

Gdalescrboz: Why do healthy girls think they are cows but this thinks its' beautiful?


Women be crazy.
 
2012-12-17 02:32:22 AM  
Ugh, I have an aunt like that. How much did you spend to look that hideous? These people need to be treated for their mental illnesses, not exploited by surgeons.
 
2012-12-17 02:33:14 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: iheartscotch: tinfoil-hat maggie: iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.

[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...

Also, you can undress her anywhere; and I do mean ANYWHERE!

/ come on Barbie, lets go party

You sicko she's 11
Chris Hanson. jpg is too good for you...

Obviously I ment the mom. What are you thinking about, Sigmund Fraud? ;)

Oh that's cute : )
Truthfully I wasn't sure this being fark and all.
And grow up nancy boy Stiffler's mom wasn't all that hot either ; )


I felt it was an appropriate time for a crack about Fraudian slips. :)

It doesn't hurt to check.

I agree; although, I aways felt that, contextual, it was more about her being stifler's mom, than her being hot.
 
2012-12-17 02:34:14 AM  

meow said the dog: So, yeah, here it is.


3/10
you're losing your touch.
wait, you never had it.
 
2012-12-17 02:38:29 AM  
I wonder if she eats a lot of copy-pasta?

Begoggle: meow said the dog: So, yeah, here it is.

3/10
you're losing your touch.
wait, you never had it.


LAUGHTER OL. Who are you?
 
2012-12-17 02:41:14 AM  
I can't believe everybody attacking this poor woman for nothing more that I can see other than being successful. Is she a supermodel? Probably not but she is better looking than most women and obivously cares about her appearance so much that she makes it a point to invest in her appearance and all you do is laugh and make jokes at somebody elses expense. We need more people like her not less to pass on their courage and their pride to their children as this lady has done and we should all take a lesson from this and stop laughing at her.
 
2012-12-17 02:41:39 AM  
Even if I threw a Barbie toy into a pit of stomach acid and set it afire, it would still look better than this living colostemy bag.
 
2012-12-17 02:44:19 AM  

jdamaral: Thought this was a reference to the Ukranian girl that actually looks strikingly like Barbie after many procedures.

This lady isn't "human Barbie" at all -- she's just a washed up old hag with a lot of poor work done. Go find that Ukranian Barbie. Very weird, but much better than this.


That's what I came to say. The Ukranian chick is obviously nuts and she isn't great looking (or maybe I'm letting her obvious craziness taint the way I think she looks), but she beats the hell outta this hag.
 
2012-12-17 02:44:40 AM  

Brian Ryanberger: I can't believe everybody attacking this poor woman for nothing more that I can see other than being successful. Is she a supermodel? Probably not but she is better looking than most women and obivously cares about her appearance so much that she makes it a point to invest in her appearance and all you do is laugh and make jokes at somebody elses expense. We need more people like her not less to pass on their courage and their pride to their children as this lady has done and we should all take a lesson from this and stop laughing at her.


*fist bumping to you*

You are one with much of the wisdom. I wish you were seen by me more in the TotalFark.com Discussion Threads as we need more such as you in there.
 
2012-12-17 02:45:29 AM  

buckler: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x475]

Man, that's a rough-looking 11.


And the shorter one doesn't look much better.
 
2012-12-17 02:48:14 AM  

maram500: If she saved up that money and all the money she spent on plastic surgery for her goddamn kids, she could afford to buy them each a really, really nice car when they turn whatever age the limeys let kids drive.

/Not Jaaaaaaag nice, but more Ford or Vauxhall nice...
//Would take a Vauxhall
///Not British


I dunno. She's been in the news quite a few times, and it's not the first time she's purchased vouchers for her kids.
I think if you added them all up, by the time the kid is 18, she'd have enough for a down payment on a house.
 
2012-12-17 02:51:32 AM  

iheartscotch: tinfoil-hat maggie: iheartscotch: tinfoil-hat maggie: iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: moviemarketing: They are both blondes, but other than that I don't see any resemblance to Barbie.

[tone of morbid dread]

...give her time...

Also, you can undress her anywhere; and I do mean ANYWHERE!

/ come on Barbie, lets go party

You sicko she's 11
Chris Hanson. jpg is too good for you...

Obviously I ment the mom. What are you thinking about, Sigmund Fraud? ;)

Oh that's cute : )
Truthfully I wasn't sure this being fark and all.
And grow up nancy boy Stiffler's mom wasn't all that hot either ; )

I felt it was an appropriate time for a crack about Fraudian slips. :)

It doesn't hurt to check.

I agree; although, I aways felt that, contextual, it was more about her being stifler's mom, than her being hot.


Cool we have agreement and no hard feelings hopefully : )
/Rational discussion at it's best ; )
 
2012-12-17 02:53:28 AM  

TommyymmoT: maram500: If she saved up that money and all the money she spent on plastic surgery for her goddamn kids, she could afford to buy them each a really, really nice car when they turn whatever age the limeys let kids drive.

/Not Jaaaaaaag nice, but more Ford or Vauxhall nice...
//Would take a Vauxhall
///Not British

I dunno. She's been in the news quite a few times, and it's not the first time she's purchased vouchers for her kids.
I think if you added them all up, by the time the kid is 18, she'd have enough for a down payment on a house.


In that case, she could get cars for every member of the family--wait.

How the hell much does a house cost in the UK?
 
2012-12-17 02:54:31 AM  
Medical gift tokens!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-17 02:59:46 AM  

Brian Ryanberger: I can't believe everybody attacking this poor woman for nothing more that I can see other than being successful. Is she a supermodel? Probably not but she is better looking than most women and obivously cares about her appearance so much that she makes it a point to invest in her appearance and all you do is laugh and make jokes at somebody elses expense. We need more people like her not less to pass on their courage and their pride to their children as this lady has done and we should all take a lesson from this and stop laughing at her.


She's successful only in being an attention whore. She's uglier than the majority of women I've seen in my life. And she has NO courage or pride; she's afraid and ashamed of being perceived as unattractive and unknown, so she gets her body mangled into what her twisted mind thinks is 'attractive', then whores herself out to every media outlet that'll listen. And she's using her FARKING CHILDREN as her personal toys to mold and disfigure as she pleases, inflicting untold mental trauma on the poor kids as they're led to believe they can't be pretty (and thus socially 'acceptable') without surgery and drugs.

This woman is a disgusting parent, and should be sterilized. Her children should be taken far, FAR away from her, with no chance of ever seeing this beast of a woman again.
 
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