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2012-12-17 01:29:53 AM
One beachgoer took photographs of the animal as it disappeared into nearby dunes carrying the bag, which contained valuable items of jewellery, cash and lollies.

Not the lollies, NOOOOOOO!!! 

Wait, why would a lolly be valuable? And what kind of idiot leaves a bagful of cash and jewelry on the beach?
 
2012-12-17 02:39:14 AM
There was a dog that loved to steal
And dingo was its name-o!
D-I-N-G-O! D-I-N-G-O! D-I-N-G-O!
And dingo was its name-o!
 
2012-12-17 05:46:14 AM
Police searched the area for several hours but found no trace of the bag or its contents.

Distinctive markings helped rangers to identify the rogue dingo, which has been shot and killed.


Cross another one off of Australia's Most Wanted list.

/thought they abolished the death penalty there.
 
2012-12-17 05:48:11 AM
We can solve this case:
skreened.com
Or just wait for the tell all: 
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2012-12-17 05:48:54 AM
Dingos gonna...er, ding, I suppose.
 
2012-12-17 05:51:45 AM
Trouble brewing.
 
2012-12-17 05:54:11 AM

phrawgh: We can solve this case:
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Or just wait for the tell all: 
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looooooooool
 
2012-12-17 05:54:57 AM
"Shot the dingo".

Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?
 
2012-12-17 05:56:08 AM
"Police searched the area for several hours but found no trace of the bag or its contents."

*nudge nudge, wink wink*
 
2012-12-17 05:59:21 AM
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2012-12-17 06:23:28 AM
Ahhh Dengoes gok muh buybee!!

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2012-12-17 06:24:17 AM
www.quizlaw.com
 
2012-12-17 06:25:00 AM
Babies are delicious to give belly wubbbns to
 
2012-12-17 06:27:03 AM

fusillade762: And what kind of idiot leaves a bagful of cash and jewelry on the beach?


What? I always bring my stock certificates, photo albums, and firearms to the beach. They're safe as long as they're in a ziploc baggy.
 
2012-12-17 07:17:54 AM
Clever girl
 
2012-12-17 07:55:06 AM
I met this girl recently. I am hoping hook up next weekend and "shoot the dingo".
 
2012-12-17 08:10:12 AM
Denzel Washington: After all, AIDS is a deadly, incurable disease. But no matter how you come to judge, Charles Wheeler and his partners' unethical, moral, and inhuman terms, the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett because he had AIDS, they broke the law.
Brian: My God, what is wrong with you?
Stewie: I swear to God, that was supposed to be "Food Fight!"
 
2012-12-17 08:16:26 AM
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2012-12-17 08:26:02 AM
Moose out front should have warned you.
 
2012-12-17 09:01:31 AM
Bruce should've tricked the dingo into stealing something with a transmitter so it could,ve led them back to the loot.
 
2012-12-17 09:09:13 AM
They shot a dingo because it stole a purse?
 
2012-12-17 09:15:56 AM
1. Get Dingo
2. Train Dingo to snatch purses
3. ???
4. Profit.
 
2012-12-17 09:34:43 AM

obamadidcoke: They shot a dingo because it stole a purse?


It was also jumping on barbies and being a general nuisance.

That's what happens to wild animals who fark with my beach time.
 
2012-12-17 09:36:06 AM
contained valuable items of jewellery, cash and lollies

Lollies?
 
2012-12-17 09:42:42 AM

obamadidcoke: They shot a dingo because it stole a purse?

Yah. Probably leather. Dog crack.

But it's OK when the seagulls have learned to descend en masse and steal everything edible you have out as you try to picnic, because seagulls are such rare and delicate creatures. They let them just keep doing it over and over and if you complain you get a citation for illegally feeding the wildlife.
 
2012-12-17 09:47:38 AM

obamadidcoke: They shot a dingo because it stole a purse?


The dog is natural scavenger, it did what its good at. And the humans? Well they did what they do best, they killed it.
 
2012-12-17 10:08:17 AM
Probably a gang-banger anyways; I've heard that about dingos.
 
2012-12-17 10:10:57 AM

SwiftFox: obamadidcoke: They shot a dingo because it stole a purse?
Yah. Probably leather. Dog crack.

But it's OK when the seagulls have learned to descend en masse and steal everything edible you have out as you try to picnic, because seagulls are such rare and delicate creatures. They let them just keep doing it over and over and if you complain you get a citation for illegally feeding the wildlife.


Alka-seltzer. That will fix your seagull problem for you.
/kinda messy though.
//Never tried it myself, had an uncle in the navy who got in trouble for it.
 
2012-12-17 10:26:58 AM
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2012-12-17 10:32:30 AM

mdeesnuts: obamadidcoke: They shot a dingo because it stole a purse?

It was also jumping on barbies and being a general nuisance.

That's what happens to wild animals who fark with my beach time.


California, Hwy 395 running down the lonely side of the Sierra Nevada range,south of Bishop I think. There's a "wildlife viewing area" pull off, just a place they water a field to nice lush green right up against the road, so elk will graze there. A man parked there jumping up and down and waving his arms and yelling at something in the field. I pulled over because he looked like he was desperate and in need.

There was a herd of about 40 elk there eating, and ignoring a big healthy-looking coyote just standing quietly by and patiently watching the elk, waiting for a mouse to be stirred up or one of them to keel over and die or something. All making a wonderful mixed-wildlife picture. This guy is extremely angry that the coyote isn't fleeing in panic, it turns out. How dare it disrespect him so. He's not climbing the "no trespassing, L.A. Board of Water and Power" fence though. "It won't even look at me!!!" he complains, like it is tormenting him.

Obviously he means the coyote. I point out "there are about 40 elk out there ignoring you too". Which they were. Most standing closer than the canine. His face goes blank and looks at them like he didn't notice them at all before, and without another word he got back in his car and drove away.
 
2012-12-17 11:38:31 AM
I hope in "Django Unchained" he shoots up the plantation and then some women shouts "Django killed my baby!"
 
2012-12-17 06:45:54 PM

GungFu: Ahhh Dengoes gok muh buybee!!

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Uh dingowz got m' bayyyboi.
 
2012-12-17 06:48:23 PM

Joe boater: obamadidcoke: They shot a dingo because it stole a purse?

The dog is natural scavenger, it did what its good at. And the humans? Well they did what they do best, they killed it.


Sweet revenge - those sons of biatches started it when they ate one of us.
 
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