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(Entertainment Weekly)   Kat Von D and Deadmau5 get engaged via Twitter   (news-briefs.ew.com) divider line 67
    More: Sick, Kat Von, Twitter, Sandra Bullock  
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2012-12-17 01:22:12 AM  
who?
 
2012-12-17 01:22:30 AM  
Boring and trival yes, Sick no.
 
2012-12-17 01:22:32 AM  
Who?
 
2012-12-17 01:24:09 AM  
Who?
 
2012-12-17 01:26:51 AM  
What?
 
2012-12-17 01:27:58 AM  
Warum?
 
2012-12-17 01:28:30 AM  
Wait, what...but, huh?
 
2012-12-17 01:31:44 AM  
Nuke it from orbit
 
2012-12-17 01:33:12 AM  
The attention whore is strong with these two...
 
2012-12-17 01:35:04 AM  
Is Zimmerman a common Jewish name or is there actually an unusual number of Zimmerman's with musical jobs?
 
2012-12-17 01:36:02 AM  
How do you say his name! Is it Dead Maw 5?
 
2012-12-17 01:36:53 AM  

wildcardjack: Is Zimmerman a common Jewish name or is there actually an unusual number of Zimmerman's with musical jobs?


Don't be sexist, it's Zimmerperson
 
2012-12-17 01:50:58 AM  

wildcardjack: Is Zimmerman a common Jewish name or is there actually an unusual number of Zimmerman's with musical jobs?


It's a pretty common German name.
 
2012-12-17 01:52:32 AM  
Well, if anyone can make a marriage work, those two kids can.
 
2012-12-17 01:59:50 AM  

gaspode: Boring and trival yes, Sick no.


THIS
 
2012-12-17 02:10:10 AM  
Married name could be Kat Von Z?
 
2012-12-17 02:13:21 AM  
I am no fan of tats, but deadmouse struck gold there.
 
2012-12-17 02:18:28 AM  

flamingboar: How do you say his name! Is it Dead Maw 5?


Dead Mouse I think.
 
2012-12-17 02:44:09 AM  
Who?
 
2012-12-17 02:56:24 AM  
now we wait 6 months for the "i want a divorce" tweet or what
 
2012-12-17 03:10:27 AM  
What's a Deadmaufive?
 
2012-12-17 03:21:55 AM  
I guess now he knows what Nikki Sixx tastes like.
 
2012-12-17 03:27:38 AM  

2xhelix: I guess now he knows what Nikki Sixx tastes like.


Gutter scag and hair product?
 
mhd
2012-12-17 03:46:42 AM  

wildcardjack: Is Zimmerman a common Jewish name or is there actually an unusual number of Zimmerman's with musical jobs?


20th most common German family name, not surprising, as it basically means "carpenter", not exactly a rare job.

Can't say anything about its Jewish meaning, probably either because when they were forced to adopt last names (instead/in additon to the usual patronyms) in the early 19th century there were quite a few carpenters, or it was a Toraic allusion - not all "Goldschmieds" were actually goldsmiths, a quick googling suggests Elijah as a source of inspiration.

And jeepers, speaking of goldsmiths, what's with the American obsession with diamond engagement rings? De Beers really know their PR...

/And yeah, a black diamond? Aren't those kids a bit too old to goth it up shamelessly?
//Or, well, might just be big Stratovarius fans.
 
2012-12-17 04:12:32 AM  
People get engaged in all sorts of ways. I've seen any number of over-the-top elaborate proposals, I've heard of people who just went 'so, we gonna get married then?' 'Ah, yeah, sure, pass the chips' in the most disengaged manner while watching CSI. Twitter's as good a venue as any.
 
2012-12-17 04:23:11 AM  
WHO HAAAA!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-17 04:23:16 AM  

flamingboar: How do you say his name! Is it Dead Maw 5?


Dead Mouse

mhd: wildcardjack: Is Zimmerman a common Jewish name or is there actually an unusual number of Zimmerman's with musical jobs?

20th most common German family name, not surprising, as it basically means "carpenter", not exactly a rare job.

Can't say anything about its Jewish meaning, probably either because when they were forced to adopt last names (instead/in additon to the usual patronyms) in the early 19th century there were quite a few carpenters, or it was a Toraic allusion - not all "Goldschmieds" were actually goldsmiths, a quick googling suggests Elijah as a source of inspiration.

And jeepers, speaking of goldsmiths, what's with the American obsession with diamond engagement rings? De Beers really know their PR...

/And yeah, a black diamond? Aren't those kids a bit too old to goth it up shamelessly?
//Or, well, might just be big Stratovarius fans.


Debeers ought to know their PR. They literally created the diamond market. As in they are the ONLY reason people buy diamond engagement rings.

Here is one site with how they did it.
 
2012-12-17 05:26:29 AM  
came here for hot pics of KvD before she tattooed her face. leaving sorely disappointed.
 
2012-12-17 05:49:04 AM  
I can't wait to see a tattoo of Mickey Mouse's head on her arm where young Jesse was...

/can wait
 
2012-12-17 06:22:14 AM  
About 1 out of 10 of his songs are pretty f*cking hot and worthy to be called art. She's just some half-assed tattoo "artist" whoring out herself to reality TV. When I come across a man who thinks she's hot, I know I'm dealing with a moron with spoon-fed taste in women. Since this is Fark, I'm certain nobody will disagree with my important criticisms.
 
2012-12-17 06:32:23 AM  
Last year I got the flu and spent a few days of downtime, achy and miserable, trolling through the Suggestions folder on my TiVo, which apparently felt I wanted to watch a bunch of episodes of "LA Ink". Each episode seemed to follow the same format:

1) Kat identifies someone (a coworker, a boyfriend, an old schoolmate, the UPS guy, some guy passing by on a bike) as "my soulmate. I just love him/her so much, you know?"

2) Kat mopes around. "Owning a business is haaaaard. Tattooing is haaaaard. Dealing with coworkers is haaaaaard. Relationships are haaaaaaard. Math is haaaaaaard."

3) Somebody get a bad tattoo scribbled on them by an emotionally-crippled "artist" of questionable talent and even more questionable hygiene. It's like you can smell the MRSA infection right through the TV.

4) Kat breaks up with her soulmate by the end of the episode.

So what I'm saying is, I can't believe this is the first time she's made some sort of relationship commitment via Twitter. I can't even believe it's the first time today.
 
2012-12-17 06:59:58 AM  
Kat and Mou5 living together, mass hysteria on FARK
 
2012-12-17 07:03:58 AM  
She just looks like she is sticky and stinks
 
2012-12-17 07:12:45 AM  
Cue the Itchy & Scratchy nickname in 3... 2...
 
2012-12-17 07:14:08 AM  
Came for the wench's pictures, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-17 07:38:35 AM  
How long until this strung out Kat Von D is found dead?
 
2012-12-17 07:52:58 AM  
media.npr.org

Zimmerman?

/DNRTA
//Let's see her tattoo this guy on her bod
 
2012-12-17 08:02:21 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: About 1 out of 10 of his songs are pretty f*cking hot and worthy to be called art. She's just some half-assed tattoo "artist" whoring out herself to reality TV. When I come across a man who thinks she's hot, I know I'm dealing with a moron with spoon-fed taste in women. Since this is Fark, I'm certain nobody will disagree with my important criticisms.


Your name is 'REO-Weedwagon'. Every part of that pun, and in fact it's existence as a pun, disqualifies you from an opinion on other people's taste.
 
2012-12-17 08:32:21 AM  
I don't what Kat's problem is, but it's probably hard to pronounce. She's been engaged to Nikki Sixx, Jesse James and now Deadmau5. Does she weed out people with normal names right off the bat?
 
2012-12-17 08:59:51 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Your name is 'REO-Weedwagon'. Every part of that pun, and in fact it's existence as a pun, disqualifies you from an opinion on other people's taste.


I have to assume by mocking my username you are a time traveler from a 1999 AOL message board.
 
2012-12-17 09:01:10 AM  
She's the perfect woman, if tatted up, herpes-ridden, borderline retarded nazi skanks are your thing.
 
2012-12-17 09:19:42 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: About 1 out of 10 of his songs are pretty f*cking hot and worthy to be called art. She's just some half-assed tattoo "artist" whoring out herself to reality TV. When I come across a man who thinks she's hot, I know I'm dealing with a moron with spoon-fed taste in women. Since this is Fark, I'm certain nobody will disagree with my important criticisms.


She USED to be pretty before the plastic surgery and out of control tattoos, now she looks like Potatohead Willis or maybe a feminine Karl Rove.
 
2012-12-17 09:22:17 AM  
He must've told Kat that he likes Hitler. Didn't they just break up not too long ago?
 
2012-12-17 09:22:47 AM  
I'm not a psychiatrist, but I play one on Fark...

Kat Von D has issues. Commitment issues, body image issues, social issues, and mental issues. Commitment issues because, well, just look at the men she has chosen in the public eye...granted, I don't know much about the Deadmouse guy other than his "music" is plain dreadful. Body image issues because she's underwent the knife a couple of different times, and not because of some horrible, disfiguring accident. Social issues because she's an attention whore. Mental issues because, while tattoos can be cool, she's obviously overdone it to the point that it's an addiction. And addiction isn't cool, no matter what it is.

Don't get me wrong, attention whoring freaky tattooed surgically enhanced girls can be hot, especially under the dim lights of my local pole dancing establishment, but not IRL. Thankfully for her, my opinion means nothing.

/end $.02
 
2012-12-17 09:30:55 AM  
First, who?

After reading the article and seeing the pictures, who?

As a followup, I can't imagine how much soap you have to use after shaking hands with her before you felt normal again.
 
2012-12-17 09:56:02 AM  
Think she'll make him wear the mouse-helmet on their wedding night?
 
2012-12-17 10:12:28 AM  

wildcardjack: Is Zimmerman a common Jewish name or is there actually an unusual number of Zimmerman's with musical jobs?


Its my last name; not Jewish.
 
2012-12-17 10:13:15 AM  

mhd: wildcardjack: Is Zimmerman a common Jewish name or is there actually an unusual number of Zimmerman's with musical jobs?

20th most common German family name, not surprising, as it basically means "carpenter", not exactly a rare job.

Can't say anything about its Jewish meaning, probably either because when they were forced to adopt last names (instead/in additon to the usual patronyms) in the early 19th century there were quite a few carpenters, or it was a Toraic allusion - not all "Goldschmieds" were actually goldsmiths, a quick googling suggests Elijah as a source of inspiration.

And jeepers, speaking of goldsmiths, what's with the American obsession with diamond engagement rings? De Beers really know their PR...

/And yeah, a black diamond? Aren't those kids a bit too old to goth it up shamelessly?
//Or, well, might just be big Stratovarius fans.


A jewish carpenter?

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net

No one will believe it.
 
2012-12-17 10:26:51 AM  
In the old days they would've announced it via...

pixhost.me
 
2012-12-17 10:27:07 AM  
Good for them. Honestly. I hope they stay happy.
 
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