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(AOL)   Science says that while the zombie apocalypse is unlikely, you'd best stock up on dog food and crossbows   (main.aol.com) divider line 3
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2012-12-17 02:04:36 AM  
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I'm not worried.
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2012-12-17 02:45:48 AM  
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"I am 70 percent sure some kind of pandemic will happen," he told HuffPost. "We're over capacity and need to reduce our population. Other animals self-regulate, but no one wants to volunteer, and things like mandatory birth control are Draconian."

HAAH WAAW, zombie prepper, let me get my crystal ball and do a reading on this person:

-Over educated
-underachiever both professionally and in his personal life
-high-self esteem bordering on narcissism.
-inflated sense of self importance
-will blame his failing on external factors. (taxes, regulation, religion, feminism)
-fantasy-prone
-unable to fix their own personal failings, so have a desire for society to fail so others no longer impose expectations upon him/her
-small, shallow circle of friends
-no children or significant partner to feel responsibility for
-libertarian leanings
-distrust authority figures, even though he has never been arrested or had any significant conflicts with said authority figures.
-has over 2000 karma on Reddit.

How close do you think I got?
2012-12-17 02:23:23 AM  
1 votes:
I accept the fact that living and working in poorly defensible locations in the city of Bangkok, home to around 12 million people, I'm pretty much royally screwed if the Zombie Apocalypse hits. My only possible chance would be that my noisy students might be enough of a distraction for me to get somewhere safe while they get swarmed. ;)
 
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