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"I am 70 percent sure some kind of pandemic will happen," he told HuffPost. "We're over capacity and need to reduce our population. Other animals self-regulate, but no one wants to volunteer, and things like mandatory birth control are Draconian."

HAAH WAAW, zombie prepper, let me get my crystal ball and do a reading on this person:

-Over educated
-underachiever both professionally and in his personal life
-high-self esteem bordering on narcissism.
-inflated sense of self importance
-will blame his failing on external factors. (taxes, regulation, religion, feminism)
-fantasy-prone
-unable to fix their own personal failings, so have a desire for society to fail so others no longer impose expectations upon him/her
-small, shallow circle of friends
-no children or significant partner to feel responsibility for
-libertarian leanings
-distrust authority figures, even though he has never been arrested or had any significant conflicts with said authority figures.
-has over 2000 karma on Reddit.

How close do you think I got?
 
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