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(Inquisitr)   You threaten to picket the Connecticut kids' funerals, we hack and post your personal information for the world to see. That's the Anonymous way   (inquisitr.com) divider line 36
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2012-12-17 03:46:48 AM  
42 votes:
In a sane world the only time the media would cover Westboro Baptist is when the story breaks that "WBC founder Fred Phelps was killed today when the syphilitic horse he was blowing ejaculated prematurely due to Phelps' prodigious equine fellatio skills and Phelps drowned under a virtual tidal wave of tainted stallion jizz. His corpse was disposed of by shoving a femur up his anus and allowing wild dogs to drag him off."
2012-12-17 03:58:25 AM  
11 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: In a sane world the only time the media would cover Westboro Baptist is when the story breaks that "WBC founder Fred Phelps was killed today when the syphilitic horse he was blowing ejaculated prematurely due to Phelps' prodigious equine fellatio skills and Phelps drowned under a virtual tidal wave of tainted stallion jizz. His corpse was disposed of by shoving a femur up his anus and allowing wild dogs to drag him off."


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2012-12-17 06:53:51 AM  
9 votes:
RAR RAR RAR POSTING ON THE INTERNET SO ANGRY RAARR IMMA DINOSAUR
2012-12-17 06:56:00 AM  
8 votes:

Dog Welder: When Fred Phelps dies, I predict his gravesite will become the most used public urinal in Kansas.


Are you kidding? People will come from around the country and stand in line for hours to piss on his grave. It could become an extremely lucrative tourist attraction. You could even hire vendors to sell beer and asparagus to the folks waiting.
2012-12-17 06:48:24 AM  
7 votes:
When Fred Phelps dies, I predict his gravesite will become the most used public urinal in Kansas.
2012-12-17 03:10:59 AM  
5 votes:
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Dey doo burs blah, nah me!
2012-12-17 06:43:12 AM  
4 votes:
We need to get God back in these churches...
2012-12-17 09:54:12 AM  
2 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: same answer I just gave to dirtybopper.


Ditty, not dirty. A "ditty bopper" is a Morse code intercept operator, a person tasked with intercepting the Morse code radio transmissions of foreign nations, a job I used to do for the United States Army.

A dirty bopper is someone who doesn't wash his dick.
2012-12-17 08:06:30 AM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com 

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2012-12-17 07:35:04 AM  
2 votes:
I know two wrongs don't make a right and all...but the sick asshole in me wonders that if there's ever a mass shooting at WBC, how might they respond to having their funerals being picketed? Would they picket themselves? I would have to begrudgingly give them at least one point for consistency if they picketed their own congregation.

/vigorously shakes head
//back to sanity
2012-12-17 04:10:29 AM  
2 votes:
Fred will be going to the Special Hell
2012-12-17 03:31:50 AM  
2 votes:
I've thought for a while now that the WBC people are just a performance art troop highlighting the hatred and hypocrisy of extremist religious types.

That's the most charitable explanation I can come up with.
2012-12-17 12:53:48 AM  
2 votes:
If ever a collection of people embodied the term "chaotic neutral", its Anonymous.
2012-12-17 11:45:35 AM  
1 votes:

Nogale: I don't understand why the LGBT community doesn't just hold nonviolent gay pride counter-demos - show up where the Westboro Baptist Church is picketing in full fabulous gear, crank up the Lady Gaga, start making out with each other.


Or sing a song about hot man loving in front of them?: Link

/gotta love the Foo
2012-12-17 10:25:24 AM  
1 votes:

Serious Black: HindiDiscoMonster: Primitive Screwhead: HindiDiscoMonster: You could always fight fire with fire... From what I understand, Fred is a fan of child abuse and wife abuse... so you could hold up signs like:

"BEAT ANY GOOD CHILDREN LATELY?"

or

"DOES YOUR WIFE LOVE YOUR BEATINGS?"

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Approves!

I know I am going to catch hell for this, but who is that?

Seriously? You don't know who David farking Stern is?


To be fair, not everyone is a fan of the NHL.
2012-12-17 10:01:48 AM  
1 votes:
Did anyone by chance see this:

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Was kind of laughing, then I read the comment to it and laughed harder...
2012-12-17 09:06:38 AM  
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: The Total Fark liberals don't really have any beliefs. They just want to win and crush everyone else.


Not true. We also want to see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of their women.
2012-12-17 09:06:14 AM  
1 votes:
You know how they gave the word "Santorum" a whole new definition? I suggest we do the same with the word "Phelps". Here is my suggestion:

Phelps (Verb) - The act of sucking the santorum off a dead goat's anus after you have finished raping it.
2012-12-17 09:01:45 AM  
1 votes:

Daddydarko: Just wanted to point out that I may have been too quick to dismiss Sodom and Gomorrah as having nothing to do with butt sects.


So, do these sects wear hats like this one?

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2012-12-17 08:52:20 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for the catholics,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a catholic.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.

- Martin Niemöller



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2012-12-17 08:49:34 AM  
1 votes:
Screw the WBC. They wanted attention like the little victim-whores they are? They've got it.

When each one dies, they should just have a working toilet for a headstone. That many people will be lining up to piss on their graves.
2012-12-17 08:46:15 AM  
1 votes:

Carth: "Free Speech" is too much of a sacred cow in the US. Responsible restrictions, like those in Canada, allow people to express themselves without fear of being persecuted while stopping hate speech like WBC and pictures of dead fetuses outside schools that teach sex education.


No offense, but I'm NOT looking to Canada for free speech guidance:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2008/06/13/f-rfa-macdonald.html
2012-12-17 08:33:33 AM  
1 votes:

uttertosh: cman: They are not hiding behind the first amendment.

But, can you agree that they are hiding behind the Law and God?

You can cling to the 1st all you want, cman. Anon is doing what law abiding citizens can't - breaking the law to get back at these lifeshyters. The WBC is Evil. Pure Evil. They need to be stopped.

I, if I could. (and trust me when I say this.), would walk straight up to the Phelps' and stab to death at least Fred. Jail? Yes, I would go to jail for it. My beliefs are that strong on this matter. If they are ever protesting anything in Sweden, you'll be reading about me on the main page, right here, the same freaking day.


The good news is that you'll get out in about 10 years if you practice good behavior, and you'll have a pretty swanky place to lie in the meantime.
2012-12-17 07:56:42 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-17 07:53:33 AM  
1 votes:
img600.imageshack.us
2012-12-17 07:31:33 AM  
1 votes:
And, of course, most people miss the elephant, no, the sperm whale in the living room. It's pretty obvious what ultimately motivates Phred. Consider this...

1. Phred often dresses in an exercise suit and cowboy hat as if he's auditioning for the role of Cult Leader for the Village People.

2. The signs that WBC use are done in fabulously bright day-glo colors and stick figures engaging in butt love appear on many signs.

3. The simple and farking obvious fact that you have a guy who spends a huge percentage of his waking time obsessing over gay people and has done so for decades.

Come on, people, it's as if Phred has a 50-foot high neon sign bolted to the top of his cowboy hat flashing "LATENT HOMO" constantly. I am very tolerant of out-of-the-closet gays; it's the repressed ones who turn into assholes who bother me. His children mean nothing; when the local cops bust gay cruising areas, most of the guys are married with children and sometimes grandchildren. Hell, the main reason he's abusive towards them is probably the result of him fathering kids solely to 'prove' to himself and others that he's not really gay.

I have this mental image of Phred's dad, a mean-spirited bastard himself who worked as a railroad 'bull' beating the shiat out of hobos. Perhaps back in Mississippi, Phred's dad caught Phred behind the barn getting all sodomy with another boy and, in classic Phelps fashion, beat his kid nearly to death with a mattock handle. That sure would explain a lot of things...
2012-12-17 07:21:10 AM  
1 votes:
I'm convinced that both WBC and Anon are being controlled by the same handlers.
2012-12-17 07:19:39 AM  
1 votes:

bighairyguy: Here's how to identify a church run by crazy people. They are overly obsessed with one or more of the following:

Homosexuality
Polygamy
12 year old girls
Guns
End times
Punishing children

Feel free to add to this list.


Being an organised religion
2012-12-17 07:11:09 AM  
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-12-17 07:00:55 AM  
1 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: RAR RAR RAR POSTING ON THE INTERNET SO ANGRY RAARR IMMA DINOSAUR


I have no idea where that came from. But I like it!
2012-12-17 06:59:09 AM  
1 votes:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: RAR RAR RAR POSTING ON THE INTERNET SO ANGRY RAARR IMMA DINOSAUR


I laughed at you.

At. Not with.
2012-12-17 06:53:19 AM  
1 votes:
I am starting to think that Phelps is doing more to unite people of this country than anything else and it is all a plot of some sorts.
2012-12-17 02:57:33 AM  
1 votes:
Doesnt it strike anyone as kinda ironic that a group of people who dont want to be identified give out personal identification of others?

Also, while WBC are a bunch of assholes, this still is kind of a dickish move. WBC spreads a message of hate and intolerance, that much isnt up for debate. However, the aspect of publishing private information for others to bully them because you hate the message is a bit unnerving.

I am not defending WBC or their message at all; all I am saying is that this kind of shiat leaves a feeling of sour in my mouth.
2012-12-17 02:01:27 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Interesting that four of them work in corrections and one in law enforcement.


Perfect occupation to hone bullying skills.
2012-12-17 01:27:44 AM  
1 votes:
Interesting that four of them work in corrections and one in law enforcement.
2012-12-17 01:18:49 AM  
1 votes:
Barak Phelps-Davis
Born ~ Mid-1980's/Mid-1990's
Son of Rebekah Phelps-Davis


LOL wut?
 
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