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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I slept with my cousin, not sure if it was a one-night-stand. What should I do now?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 148
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2012-12-16 08:52:01 PM
George Michael
 
2012-12-16 08:56:15 PM
Les Cousins Dangereux. It was the world that was wrong...
 
2012-12-16 09:00:15 PM
Nothing different, writer of fake Dear Deidre letters, you've found your niche.
 
2012-12-16 09:08:11 PM
I'm glad I don't have a cousin that hot.
 
2012-12-16 09:11:26 PM
BOOBIES I LOVE BOOBIES

Boobs are boobs. Who cares if they are on someone related to you?


/I kid I kid
 
2012-12-16 09:12:38 PM
The only cousin I'm even remotely attracted to is a lesbian. So I'm safe.
 
2012-12-16 09:16:50 PM
DEIDRE SAYS:  You're a pump away from emulating royalty!
 
2012-12-16 09:21:52 PM
Just think of it as masturbation and not really sex.
 
2012-12-16 09:55:26 PM
At the next family gathering, run it up the flagpole, see if there are any more takers.

What could possibly go wrong?

paulboylan.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-16 09:57:22 PM
www.washingtonpost.com
"Why, marry the bloke, of course!"
 
2012-12-16 10:36:49 PM

cman: BOOBIES I LOVE BOOBIES

Boobs are boobs. Who cares if they are on someone related to you?

/I kid I kid


img2-2.timeinc.net

Approves.
 
2012-12-16 10:43:45 PM
The chance of a child being with birth defects from two cousins is less than that of babies born to women over 40. It's merely a cultural taboo, like speaking the name of dead people in Indigenous Australians, it's silly with no scientific basis.
 
2012-12-16 10:55:01 PM
Take up the banjo.
 
2012-12-16 10:58:22 PM
Cousins are like jailbait, if you don't tap that you know someone else will.
 
2012-12-16 11:03:48 PM
Dear Diedre

The other day after I took my shower, no one else was home because my mom and sister were out shopping, so put on just my robe and went into the living room to watch TV.
As I was sitting there my sisters cat jumped up on my lap and layed down. After a few minutes the cat started purring. It didn't take long from the warmth of the cat and the vibrations of the purring and I had an errection. And well, I got real horny.
I didn't do anything weird with the cat, but I did go to my room and I masturbated.
All I can think of now is the warm vibrations from the cat and I want to try it again. I really liked that feeling. Never felt anything like it before. But its my sisters cat and I feel funny about using her cat to get me off.
Should I ask my mom to get me my own cat or should I just try to get over the guilty feelings?


Sincerly
Purring to a new thing in Wisconsin
 
2012-12-17 01:03:26 AM
If you ain't good enough fer kin, you ain't good enough to stick it in.
 
2012-12-17 01:25:33 AM
Post it on Facebook, of course. See what your friends think.
 
2012-12-17 01:40:10 AM
So, yeah, here it is.
I am 36 years old. Cousin f*ckers do not bother me. I live in the middle of our country, people have always felt I was okay to be a third wheel on a cousin date. 20 years back, I had guys and gals use me as a sounding board in there experience of coming out to their parents, who were siblings. Early HS in Alabama.
I have been dragged into so many situations I find odd and unpleasant.
The only times I have ever lost a fight was nothing to do with me, but putting myself out there for two cousins and one nephew..
I have hired many married cousins people. Have held a step-aunts hand before a surgery.
But
I am not a cousin-f*cker. No deciding. I never had a phase.
Somehow it is okay for them to treat me as abnormal.
Look, I give no shiat. But I am becoming a bad gut for no reason.
Lately, I am the bad lady.

I enjoyed so many things as them or anyone.
Holidays.
Weddings
Bad feelings.

I just want to scream that the are the farked up ones. Seriously. Science says cousin f*cking happens when opoprtunity passes.
that is you related penguins.

So yeah, Do not tell me it is normal. I willactually fight you on it. And, apparently mbecide winni. I will make you eat a bug.
Here it is, I have no issues wth cousin f*ckers. Stop telling me it is normql.
You are not representing on tv? I am a farking indian. Native. Stfu, everyone has to have sex with a cousin for you.
 
2012-12-17 02:04:18 AM
You must really hate stoners, meow.
 
2012-12-17 02:28:39 AM

Sgygus: You must really hate stoners, meow.


I haven't toked yet tonight. That was a close one, though.
 
2012-12-17 02:52:36 AM

andrewmoriarty: The chance of a child being with birth defects from two cousins is less than that of babies born to women over 40. It's merely a cultural taboo, like speaking the name of dead people in Indigenous Australians, it's silly with no scientific basis.


My house became haunted after I said the name of a dead person. It's serious business.
 
2012-12-17 04:27:23 AM
Cigarette?

/But only if you're over 10 years old.
//DNRTFA
 
2012-12-17 04:31:46 AM
i slept with a night stand once
 
2012-12-17 04:32:07 AM

kona: George Michael


Done in one.
 
2012-12-17 04:37:55 AM
We best get God and Christian teachings in our families or the moral breakdown will continue.
 
2012-12-17 04:40:55 AM
Suicide by cop?
 
2012-12-17 04:45:11 AM
Andrew Jackson Donelson FTW

upload.wikimedia.org

Married twice, both times to first cousins
 
2012-12-17 04:47:22 AM

Haliburton Cummings: i slept with a night stand once


An evening date once stood me up.

/Dictated but not read.
 
2012-12-17 04:51:21 AM
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-17 04:54:52 AM
And if you had read all of this thread before offmymeds you would have known how stupid that picture actually is.

Were they in a bar brawl or what?

/cousin farker TM
 
2012-12-17 04:56:08 AM

andrewmoriarty: The chance of a child being with birth defects from two cousins is less than that of babies born to women over 40. It's merely a cultural taboo, like speaking the name of dead people in Indigenous Australians, it's silly with no scientific basis.


Is that true? Do you have a citation (just curious)? Because I seem to remember the fate of certain noble or royal families (for example the Spanish Habsburgs) where too close marriages resulted in defected offspring. Also closed communities such as certain groups of fundamentalist Jews.

Perhaps those were even closer than 1st cousins?

/does have a lot of attractive cousins
//wife isn't one of them
 
2012-12-17 04:57:44 AM
Move to a state where cousins can marry.

I had a cousin put the moves on me once. She was a total slam pig in those days (before she stopped drinking). I turned her down, mostly out of shock, as I had still not learned not to stick my dick in crazy at that point in my life.

In retrospect I don't doubt I made the right decision, but part of me still wonders what it would have been like, given that she was very hot and by numerous accounts a complete animal in the sack.
 
2012-12-17 04:58:51 AM
The problem with the royal families and some religious fundamentalist groups is that they do it over centuries, not just once in a while.
 
2012-12-17 05:11:22 AM

meow said the dog: So, yeah, here it is.
I am 36 years old. Cousin f*ckers do not bother me. I live in the middle of our country, people have always felt I was okay to be a third wheel on a cousin date. 20 years back, I had guys and gals use me as a sounding board in there experience of coming out to their parents, who were siblings. Early HS in Alabama.
I have been dragged into so many situations I find odd and unpleasant.
The only times I have ever lost a fight was nothing to do with me, but putting myself out there for two cousins and one nephew..
I have hired many married cousins people. Have held a step-aunts hand before a surgery.
But
I am not a cousin-f*cker. No deciding. I never had a phase.
Somehow it is okay for them to treat me as abnormal.
Look, I give no shiat. But I am becoming a bad gut for no reason.
Lately, I am the bad lady.

I enjoyed so many things as them or anyone.
Holidays.
Weddings
Bad feelings.

I just want to scream that the are the farked up ones. Seriously. Science says cousin f*cking happens when opoprtunity passes.
that is you related penguins.

So yeah, Do not tell me it is normal. I willactually fight you on it. And, apparently mbecide winni. I will make you eat a bug.
Here it is, I have no issues wth cousin f*ckers. Stop telling me it is normql.
You are not representing on tv? I am a farking indian. Native. Stfu, everyone has to have sex with a cousin for you.


0-media-cdn.foolz.us

Seriously.
 
2012-12-17 05:11:39 AM

clyph: Move to a state where cousins can marry.

I had a cousin put the moves on me once. She was a total slam pig in those days (before she stopped drinking). I turned her down, mostly out of shock, as I had still not learned not to stick my dick in crazy at that point in my life.

In retrospect I don't doubt I made the right decision, but part of me still wonders what it would have been like, given that she was very hot and by numerous accounts a complete animal in the sack.


I recently read a somewhat (well very)disturbing sci-fi short story. It was "If all men were brothers, would you let one marry you're sister?" by Theodore Sturgeon. I found the story in Issac Asimov's Science Fiction Treasury circa 1980.

Oh well just wanted to share and yea it has relevance.
 
2012-12-17 05:12:41 AM

Europos: And if you had read all of this thread before offmymeds you would have known how stupid that picture actually is.

Were they in a bar brawl or what?

/cousin farker TM


What the hell's YOUR problem? Why don't you also take a swipe at Lionel Mandrake and trivial use of my dark powers as well? Or is it just me you have a problem with?
 
2012-12-17 05:18:48 AM

trivial use of my dark powers: Take up the banjo.


Came for this and/or the clearly damaged kid from Deliverance.
 
2012-12-17 05:25:32 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-17 05:27:26 AM
FTFS: It's not against the law to have a relationship with your cousin so, as it's torture for you not knowing how he feels, text him and suggest meeting up again. If he responds readily, you'll both soon have a better idea of whether this can go further.

Your family may be surprised but just be open with them if this turns into a relationship - you'd have nothing to hide.


i118.photobucket.com

I know it's another fake for saucy ratings, but hopefully the response inspires a few more Fark headlines over 2012 holiday gatherings.
 
2012-12-17 05:32:53 AM
Lionels picture didn't have text, so I could ignore it more easily and that banjo joke of tuomdp is too pointless to even mention. Now seeing OEA and ck1938 I'll just give up on this thread.

/welcome to fark
 
2012-12-17 05:39:49 AM

Ilmarinen: Because I seem to remember the fate of certain noble or royal families (for example the Spanish Habsburgs) where too close marriages resulted in defected offspring. Also closed communities such as certain groups of fundamentalist Jews.

Perhaps those were even closer than 1st cousins?


In those cases, it wasn't just a case of marrying once, it was a case of only marrying within the extended family over a long period of time. Under those circumstances, yes, you're going to start magnifying birth defects. Just doing it once isn't going to have a significantly higher chance of them.
 
2012-12-17 05:42:43 AM

Europos: Lionels picture didn't have text, so I could ignore it more easily and that banjo joke of tuomdp is too pointless to even mention. Now seeing OEA and ck1938 I'll just give up on this thread.

/welcome to fark


Holy crap, you're one of them!
 
2012-12-17 05:43:22 AM
Dear Diedre,
I had sex with George Michael's cat. It did not purr. Am I weird?

Sincerely,
Keeping-the-Faith
 
2012-12-17 05:43:39 AM
www.countryweekly.com
 
2012-12-17 05:45:50 AM
Give him anal, because that's not a sin.
 
2012-12-17 05:50:46 AM

sexorcisst: [www.countryweekly.com image 300x411]


When you go to the family reunion to meet women, you might be a redneck.

/Favorite JF joke
 
2012-12-17 06:17:50 AM

Ilmarinen:
/does have a lot of attractive cousins
//wife isn't one of them


Wait, you married an UNATTRACTIVE cousin? Why would you do that?
 
2012-12-17 06:18:02 AM

meow said the dog: So, yeah, here it is.
I am 36 years old. Cousin f*ckers do not bother me. I live in the middle of our country, people have always felt I was okay to be a third wheel on a cousin date. 20 years back, I had guys and gals use me as a sounding board in there experience of coming out to their parents, who were siblings. Early HS in Alabama.
I have been dragged into so many situations I find odd and unpleasant.
The only times I have ever lost a fight was nothing to do with me, but putting myself out there for two cousins and one nephew..
I have hired many married cousins people. Have held a step-aunts hand before a surgery.
But
I am not a cousin-f*cker. No deciding. I never had a phase.
Somehow it is okay for them to treat me as abnormal.
Look, I give no shiat. But I am becoming a bad gut for no reason.
Lately, I am the bad lady.

I enjoyed so many things as them or anyone.
Holidays.
Weddings
Bad feelings.

I just want to scream that the are the farked up ones. Seriously. Science says cousin f*cking happens when opoprtunity passes.
that is you related penguins.

So yeah, Do not tell me it is normal. I willactually fight you on it. And, apparently mbecide winni. I will make you eat a bug.
Here it is, I have no issues wth cousin f*ckers. Stop telling me it is normql.
You are not representing on tv? I am a farking indian. Native. Stfu, everyone has to have sex with a cousin for you.


That's disappointing, MSTD, that was just a mildly edited post from another thread you've made...

>meow said the dog:

You can't be a one and a half trick pony...
 
2012-12-17 06:22:14 AM

meow said the dog: So, yeah, here it is.
I am 36 years old. Cousin f*ckers do not bother me. I live in the middle of our country, people have always felt I was okay to be a third wheel on a cousin date. 20 years back, I had guys and gals use me as a sounding board in there experience of coming out to their parents, who were siblings. Early HS in Alabama.
I have been dragged into so many situations I find odd and unpleasant.
The only times I have ever lost a fight was nothing to do with me, but putting myself out there for two cousins and one nephew..
I have hired many married cousins people. Have held a step-aunts hand before a surgery.
But
I am not a cousin-f*cker. No deciding. I never had a phase.
Somehow it is okay for them to treat me as abnormal.
Look, I give no shiat. But I am becoming a bad gut for no reason.
Lately, I am the bad lady.

I enjoyed so many things as them or anyone.
Holidays.
Weddings
Bad feelings.

I just want to scream that the are the farked up ones. Seriously. Science says cousin f*cking happens when opoprtunity passes.
that is you related penguins.

So yeah, Do not tell me it is normal. I willactually fight you on it. And, apparently mbecide winni. I will make you eat a bug.
Here it is, I have no issues wth cousin f*ckers. Stop telling me it is normql.
You are not representing on tv? I am a farking indian. Native. Stfu, everyone has to have sex with a cousin for you.


Is this just a standard format of posting for you? Change a few things, leave everything else the same?
 
2012-12-17 06:24:46 AM

Ilmarinen: Is that true? Do you have a citation (just curious)? Because I seem to remember the fate of certain noble or royal families (for example the Spanish Habsburgs) where too close marriages resulted in defected offspring. Also closed communities such as certain groups of fundamentalist Jews.


Bhruic: In those cases, it wasn't just a case of marrying once, it was a case of only marrying within the extended family over a long period of time. Under those circumstances, yes, you're going to start magnifying birth defects. Just doing it once isn't going to have a significantly higher chance of them.


That. Here's a link, complete with Arrested Development goodness. There's usually nothing dangerous about isolated consanguineous relationships, genetically speaking. Even the uncommon brother-sister/parent-child adoption stories you run across. Unless they happen to have a nasty pre-existing genetic condition, their kids will probably be fine.

In fact, some degree of homozygous combination is actually beneficial. Your ideal genetic partner is your 3rd cousin.
 
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