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(News.com.au)   You know it's not a big story until Victoria Jackson brings the derp salad   (news.com.au) divider line 148
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2012-12-16 09:10:57 PM  
Fetuses are not people, you twunt.
 
2012-12-16 09:12:57 PM  
Yeah because God is so obviously intervening directly in favor of people who are sanctimoniously pious more religious. [rolls eyes]
 
2012-12-16 09:13:07 PM  
That was funnier than anything she did on SNL anyway.
 
2012-12-16 09:14:40 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
DERP
 
2012-12-16 09:14:44 PM  

Mugato: That was funnier than anything she did on SNL anyway.


I never understood how she lasted so long on that show.
 
2012-12-16 09:20:06 PM  
Victoria Jackson, who starred on SNL back in 1975, also drew a comparison with abortion on Twitter.

1975?

But yes GOP, I think this may be a winning angle. Equate murdering kindergartners with post-birth abortion. There is no way this cunning plan can fail.
 
2012-12-16 09:27:45 PM  
Wasn't there a comedian that said late term abortion should be extended to age 18?
 
2012-12-16 09:28:51 PM  
She sounds really upset about all those little kids being shot full of holes.
 
2012-12-16 09:34:18 PM  
She's jumped the shark from stupidly amusing to just plain pathetic. Well, she jumped it some time ago
 
2012-12-16 09:37:10 PM  
"YEAH OBAMA. SAME AS THE MILLION BABIES YOU HAD ABORTED THIS YEAR.

"ARE YOU CRYING FOR THEM?!"


Holy shiat! Obama aborted a million babies? In one year?

No wonder he hasn't taken away our guns, he's been too busy!
 
2012-12-16 09:38:46 PM  
Oh, good...I did save this

i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-16 09:40:10 PM  
"My friend Jim Riley posted: "Wasn't the Connecticut killer just doing what abortionists do every day? It's a wonder we don't have more 20 year old "dads" doing what women and doctors have been an accomplice to for years in America. When you forget the TEN COMMANDMENTS, people, THIS is what you get."'

her god approves of murdering people just to advance his kingdom on earth...that's not what Jesus taught, but I know a couple demon lords who'd be just fine with something like that.
 
2012-12-16 09:41:46 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Oh, good...I did save this

[i159.photobucket.com image 528x230]


lol
 
2012-12-16 09:42:38 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-16 09:47:40 PM  

Weaver95: "My friend Jim Riley posted: "Wasn't the Connecticut killer just doing what abortionists do every day? It's a wonder we don't have more 20 year old "dads" doing what women and doctors have been an accomplice to for years in America. When you forget the TEN COMMANDMENTS, people, THIS is what you get."'

her god approves of murdering people just to advance his kingdom on earth...that's not what Jesus taught, but I know a couple demon lords who'd be just fine with something like that.


You hang out with demon lords? How do you get them to stand their round?
 
2012-12-16 09:49:22 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Oh, good...I did save this

[i159.photobucket.com image 528x230]



I was hoping someone post that since I can't find mine. 
 
Oh, and Victoria Jackson is a hateful twunt. 
 
2012-12-16 09:50:31 PM  

what_now:

You hang out with demon lords? How do you get them to stand their round?


it's more of an informal gathering. cash bar of course, because you can't trust demons to be honest when it comes to a bar tab. Just don't date the succubi. sure, they LOOK hot and hells yeah they're fun to party with but you do NOT want to wake up and find out that they've stolen your cash, farked your cat and scribbled graffiti on your soul.
 
2012-12-16 09:51:45 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Oh, good...I did save this

[i159.photobucket.com image 528x230]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-16 09:54:09 PM  
That's putting the anal into analogy.
 
 
Thanks for another SNL update, Derpaclese.
 
2012-12-16 10:19:55 PM  

Weaver95: what_now:

You hang out with demon lords? How do you get them to stand their round?

it's more of an informal gathering. cash bar of course, because you can't trust demons to be honest when it comes to a bar tab. Just don't date the succubi. sure, they LOOK hot and hells yeah they're fun to party with but you do NOT want to wake up and find out that they've stolen your cash, farked your cat and scribbled graffiti on your soul.


What if the cat wanted it?
 
2012-12-16 10:27:41 PM  
SHUT UP CEASE AND DESIST STOP TALKING THERES A GOOD GIRL.
 
2012-12-16 10:30:28 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "YEAH OBAMA. SAME AS THE MILLION BABIES YOU HAD ABORTED THIS YEAR.

"ARE YOU CRYING FOR THEM?!"

Holy shiat! Obama aborted a million babies? In one year?

No wonder he hasn't taken away our guns, he's been too busy!


But don't you DARE try to get insurance to cover birth control!
 
2012-12-16 10:32:29 PM  
More guns, good. Abortions, bad. Using guns to abort children, good?
 
2012-12-16 10:35:39 PM  

fusillade762: Mugato: That was funnier than anything she did on SNL anyway.

I never understood how she lasted so long on that show.


Because every now and then she revealed her true talent: she did a handstand, spread her legs, and showed her crotch to the world.
 
2012-12-16 10:35:49 PM  
I've had it with this asshole.
 
2012-12-16 10:38:00 PM  
She's not pretty, talented, intelligent or insightful, she's little more than Honey Boo Boo all growed up.

She was never the 'star' of SNL, and certainly not in 1975.
The 1975 cast, was the original, with Belushi, Ackroyd, Radner etc.
She's not worthy to clean the toilets of the 1975 cast.
 
2012-12-16 10:43:19 PM  
I've said it before. I think she is seriously mentally ill. Not in the 'oh, she so cray-zee!' kinda way. Real, clinical mental illness.
And it goes untreated because there are a lot of people making money off her illness. WND and their ilk are happy to thrust her center stage to spew whatever the voices in her head are telling her now, fully aware that they're exploiting someone's illness for their own monetary gain.
 
2012-12-16 10:55:07 PM  
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It's sad to see how much Val Kilmer has let himself go.
 
2012-12-16 11:00:33 PM  
That's reprehensible even for her. And yet I'm not nearly as outraged as I should be. It's more of an resigned irritation--she's just too stupid and too pathetic to waste real emotion on.
 
2012-12-16 11:20:27 PM  
So she thinks there were just a bunch of 30th - 34th trimester abortions. Way to be sensitive there, Victoria.

/the derp has become strong in this one
//every time she opens her mouth, it gets harder for me to enjoy UHF
 
2012-12-16 11:21:05 PM  
30th - 33rd. Damn.
 
2012-12-16 11:23:09 PM  
I know it's not considered very polite to find any kind of happiness in someone's death, but much like Fred Phelps and Glenn Beck, if we found out tomorrow Victoria Jackson died in some tragic Bible orgy accident, I'd have to try very, very hard to suppress my laughter.
 
2012-12-16 11:25:54 PM  
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD JESUS!!
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!!
 
2012-12-16 11:51:07 PM  
Babies are only worth anything if someone wants them.
 
2012-12-17 12:06:34 AM  

TommyymmoT: She's not worthy to clean the toilets of the 1975 cast.


I don't know...I think she could probably do a pretty good job of scrubbing a shiat-stained toilet with that giant clownish bow. She could just do one of her stupid handstands while straddling the bowl with her arms and shake her big fat head. It's not like she's doing anything useful these days or anything.
 
2012-12-17 12:07:53 AM  
As I said in one of the redlit threads: Victoria, I will pay for airfare, hotel and a rental car for your and you friend Jim Riley to fly to CT, visit these families, and tell them "sorry your kid got shot, but abortion and such".

You can pay your own medical bills, however.
 
2012-12-17 12:12:28 AM  

Weaver95: what_now:

You hang out with demon lords? How do you get them to stand their round?

it's more of an informal gathering. cash bar of course, because you can't trust demons to be honest when it comes to a bar tab.


That's why it's better to party with arch-devils than demon lords.

/lawful evil ftw
 
2012-12-17 12:13:08 AM  

Mentat: Victoria Jackson, who starred on SNL back in 1975, also drew a comparison with abortion on Twitter.

1975?


Yeah, try 1986.

Or do they use a different calendar in Australia?
 
2012-12-17 12:54:39 AM  
I feel so sorry for The Oregonian newspaper.

I mean, they were all set to make so much money off the Mall killings in the Portland area -- so many interviews with insignificant players, eerie coincidences, soap-opera details that didn't farking matter -- and then along comes twenty dead kids to just wipe away all that money.

Oh, right. Victoria Jackson has the floor. Sorry.
 
2012-12-17 01:11:11 AM  

Weaver95: her god approves of murdering people just to advance his kingdom on earth...that's not what Jesus taught, but I know a couple demon lords who'd be just fine with something like that.


I've seen a Facebook picture with text asking God why he let this happen with God replying back that it's because he's been taken out of school. I had a nice little discussion with a few ppl last night about it. My status update was something to the effect of I wanted no part of a god that was so insecure that he would murder innocent children to make a point. Eventually the conversation left gun control and headed toward mental health with my anti-obama cousin saying we didn't need to control guns, but rather we needed to tend to people's mental health. I replied that I agreed, everyone should get healthcare, that it benefits society when everyone does. He quickly backpedaled, blew a dog whistle about welfare kings and queens then left the discussion.

I guess my point is they're all a bunch of goddamn hypocrites or something. I dunno, I'm off tomorrow and drinking beer right now.
 
2012-12-17 01:22:34 AM  

Krymson Tyde: My status update was something to the effect of I wanted no part of a god that was so insecure that he would murder innocent children to make a point.


He's done it before. It's how he rolls.
 
2012-12-17 01:44:22 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Krymson Tyde: My status update was something to the effect of I wanted no part of a god that was so insecure that he would murder innocent children to make a point.

He's done it before. It's how he rolls.


Yeah, but he really mellowed out after he had that kid.
 
2012-12-17 02:03:11 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Lenny_da_Hog: Krymson Tyde: My status update was something to the effect of I wanted no part of a god that was so insecure that he would murder innocent children to make a point.

He's done it before. It's how he rolls.

Yeah, but he really mellowed out after he had that kid.


Pfft. Having that kid caused King Herod to kill every baby in Bethlehem. He should've thought that one through a little better.
 
2012-12-17 02:23:59 AM  
This is not a baby:

www.drostproject.org

This is a baby:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Are there any questions?
 
2012-12-17 02:34:10 AM  
Twenty kids are dead, yet this worthless cow is still walking around without a scratch. WTF?
 
2012-12-17 02:35:37 AM  
Keep doubling down on it, Republicans. Maxing out on the crazy is how you're going to win the next election! There's no other way. Keep it up!
 
2012-12-17 02:36:44 AM  
Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Phil Hartmann, and Chris Farley are all gone.
Yet, during the 80s, no one could offer Lil Vicky a little nose candy. Pity.

I hope the blowjob was worth unleashing this derpapotamus on the world, Lorne.
 
2012-12-17 02:37:12 AM  
I'm still waiting for the derpers to claim that those kids wouldn't have died if they were home schooled.
 
2012-12-17 02:38:34 AM  
You can't like both the 10 Commandments and the Constitution.

/Especially the First Commandment and the First Amendment.
//But then I doubt this yeasty twunt has read either of them.
///that "either" includes several versions of the 10 Commandments (one of which is far too Jewey for most Christians)
 
2012-12-17 02:40:17 AM  
Last January, SF Weekly did an interesting article about Jackson and how she became... whatever the hell she is now.

She's had a difficult life, and not much in the way of coping mechanisms. I mostly feel bad for her.
 
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