If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Asahi Shimbun)   Ain't no party like a Bangkok office party 'cause a Bangkok office party don't stop until 30 people get injured in a melee that involves glasses, bottles, and homemade grenades   (ajw.asahi.com) divider line 66
    More: Scary, Bangkok, Bangkok Post, scrimmage line, grenades, Thai, glasses  
•       •       •

5185 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Dec 2012 at 8:43 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



66 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-12-16 08:02:13 PM
Who brings a grenade to an office party?
 
2012-12-16 08:46:48 PM

fusillade762: Who brings a grenade to an office party?


The person who went to last years party without one, obviously.
 
2012-12-16 08:47:39 PM

fusillade762: Who brings a grenade to an office party?

"We have incidents like this every year," said the police officer, who declined to be identified.

Folks at this office.

 
2012-12-16 08:47:47 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-16 08:48:52 PM
One night in Bangkok and your workgroup's wasted...
 
2012-12-16 08:50:59 PM
Ballroom blitzkrieg
 
2012-12-16 08:51:39 PM
 
2012-12-16 08:52:33 PM
Man, HR is going to have a bad time with this.
 
2012-12-16 08:53:01 PM
glasses, bottles and even homemade grenades were thrown

So, Molotov cocktails?
 
2012-12-16 08:54:05 PM
My question is how a homemade grenade got there. Did someone foresee this happening and brought it with them? Did they make it at the party? Was it in someone's desk?
 
2012-12-16 08:54:27 PM
Sounds like the city didn't know what the city was getting.
 
2012-12-16 08:56:38 PM

Zabbadizzat: fusillade762: Who brings a grenade to an office party?

"We have incidents like this every year," said the police officer, who declined to be identified.

Folks at this office.


I would actually like to work at this office.
 
2012-12-16 08:57:14 PM
boy, that escalated quickly
 
2012-12-16 08:59:19 PM
Now thats a party.
 
2012-12-16 08:59:44 PM
I throw my punches below the waistline, sunshine.
 
2012-12-16 09:01:40 PM
Everyone kept their head on swivel and that's important in an office party.
 
2012-12-16 09:10:04 PM

Richard C Stanford: My question is how a homemade grenade got there. Did someone foresee this happening and brought it with them? Did they make it at the party? Was it in someone's desk?


There's one in every group.
 
2012-12-16 09:13:27 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2012-12-16 09:14:04 PM
Came in to ask if any hard men were humbled, but see that has been covered
 
2012-12-16 09:16:40 PM
or if I wasn't lazy I should of posted this as part of my last post. Link
 
2012-12-16 09:16:58 PM
"We have incidents like this every year," said the police officer, who declined to be identified.


www.mrpopculture.com
 
2012-12-16 09:17:23 PM

waiting4godot: Did it make any hard men humble?



I'm very bummed that the video is not available on a mobile. I was really looking forward to it.
 
2012-12-16 09:28:33 PM
It was probably just a modern take on Mr. L. F. Dibley's "If"
 
2012-12-16 09:34:50 PM
sweetHangover2animatedgif.gif
 
2012-12-16 09:37:57 PM
Overworked and underpaid,

Another case of bottled rage.
 
2012-12-16 09:42:06 PM

Richard C Stanford: My question is how a homemade grenade got there. Did someone foresee this happening and brought it with them? Did they make it at the party? Was it in someone's desk?


1. Drink half a bottle of wine
2. Stuff tampon from ladies room into remaining bottle
3. Return cork into bottle
4. Set on fire
5. Viola! Molotov cocktail!
 
2012-12-16 09:53:24 PM

Gyrfalcon: Richard C Stanford: My question is how a homemade grenade got there. Did someone foresee this happening and brought it with them? Did they make it at the party? Was it in someone's desk?

1. Drink half a bottle of wine
2. Stuff tampon from ladies room into remaining bottle
3. Return cork into bottle
4. Set on fire
5. Viola! Molotov cocktail!


Well, I'm not sure what kind of wine you drink but the kind I go for is around 13 proof, now a bottle of 151% alcohol or good ol' PGA sure.
/But still approve of you're post since I'm sure you made all the boys cringe : )
 
2012-12-16 09:54:46 PM

30 people get injured in a melee that involves glasses, bottles, and homemade grenades


Counterpoint: those item were treated as ranged weapons, not melee weapons.
 
2012-12-16 09:55:12 PM
Somebody must've been talking smack about the king.
 
2012-12-16 09:57:55 PM

WeenerGord: Came in to ask if any hard men were humbled, but see that has been covered


I pull the pin and count to three.
I can feel the shockwave flow through me.
 
2012-12-16 09:58:35 PM
When Cubicle Warfare Gets Real


www.latestbuy.com

It's just the next logical step from USB artillery.
 
2012-12-16 09:59:14 PM
si0.twimg.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-12-16 10:13:47 PM
I wonder if they got the homemade grenades on etsy.
 
2012-12-16 10:13:49 PM
Hot Thai chix pls
 
2012-12-16 10:14:27 PM
i76.photobucket.com

Never bring a molotov to a Bang Cock fight.
 
2012-12-16 10:15:07 PM
Ain't no party like a mario party.

www.nerdragecomic.com
 
2012-12-16 10:27:51 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i76.photobucket.com image 640x426]

Never bring a molotov to a Bang Cock fight.


That is a very homoerotic pic.
NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-16 10:28:06 PM
From what I know of Thais, everyone would have had broad smiles right up until 0.002 seconds before the first grenade was thrown.
 
2012-12-16 10:33:31 PM
party for 4,000 staff? GTFO. you'd need a restaurant bigger than Fark. huge farking hotels only have a few hundred rooms and meeting suites for a few hundred people. things must be Texas size overseas.
 
2012-12-16 10:33:53 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i76.photobucket.com image 640x426]

Never bring a molotov to a Bang Cock fight.

That is a very homoerotic pic.
NTTAWWT


Actually, that looks like a Facebook post a few days before our next national tragedy.
 
2012-12-16 10:34:56 PM

gerbilpox: When Cubicle Warfare Gets Real

[www.latestbuy.com image 250x250]

It's just the next logical step from USB artillery.


cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com

And whatever happened to just drunkenly photocopying your ass?
 
2012-12-16 10:37:29 PM
They were inspired by the 'hangover 2' movie.
 
2012-12-16 10:42:00 PM

fusillade762: And whatever happened to just drunkenly photocopying your ass?


I saw a guy go through the photocopier. Whilst the night rolled on for us he was up at the base medical getting glass shards removed from his arse.

The next day they pulled a concertinaed photocopy of his arse which was still jammed in there, stuck it on the notice board with a title "This arsehole broke our photocopier".
 
2012-12-16 10:45:53 PM
From TFA: The Bangkok Post newspaper said the brawl started in front of a stage as prizes were being handed out. It was not clear what sparked it.

From what I understand of Thai culture and attitudes after having lived here for 5 years, my bet is on several people feeling they were entitled to a prize whether they'd earned or won it or not. There is a rather prominent "I want it, so I should deserve it, too" attitude here, I've noticed.

zzrhardy: From what I know of Thais, everyone would have had broad smiles right up until 0.002 seconds before the first grenade was thrown.


Eh, I'm sure the smiles didn't end there. They were probably smiling while they apologized profusely to the police and restaurant owners and anyone else involved, while either hiding or lying about what happened, all in an effort to "save face".

The problem with the Thai smile is that it is very difficult to tell the difference between a "hello, I'm glad to see you" smile and a "fark you, I'd like to kill you and everyone you've ever known" smile. ;)

/why yes, I am a little jaded and cynical about this place :-/
//really need to move on
///anyone know of any schools in South America or Austral-Asia looking willing to hire a biology teacher with years of teaching experience but no formal qualifications beyond a BS in Marine Biology?
 
2012-12-16 10:55:44 PM

Farxist Marxist: Hot Thai chix pls


www.exposay.com


Be careful what you wish for.
 
2012-12-16 10:59:27 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-16 11:16:42 PM

wildcardjack: tinfoil-hat maggie: Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i76.photobucket.com image 640x426]

Never bring a molotov to a Bang Cock fight.

That is a very homoerotic pic.
NTTAWWT

Actually, that looks like a Facebook post a few days before our next national tragedy.


Sorry, I just watched Pres. Obama speak and now I have tears in my eyes.
 
2012-12-16 11:23:54 PM
My dad once jumped off a diving board into a sanpan in Bangkok during a pool party, thus sinking it. He won an airline at the same party in a poker game, but didn't try to collect. The war years were wild years.

ColdSB
 
2012-12-16 11:32:08 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: wildcardjack: tinfoil-hat maggie: Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i76.photobucket.com image 640x426]

Never bring a molotov to a Bang Cock fight.

That is a very homoerotic pic.
NTTAWWT

Actually, that looks like a Facebook post a few days before our next national tragedy.

Sorry, I just watched Pres. Obama speak and now I have tears in my eyes.


Funny, I don't ever get that feeling when I hear his voice.
 
2012-12-16 11:36:24 PM
I'm sure.
 
Displayed 50 of 66 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report