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(SportsGrid)   Forget the sound of one hand clapping, this is the sound of one hand kicking your ass at basketball   (sportsgrid.com) divider line 22
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1602 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 Dec 2012 at 8:05 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-16 08:21:00 PM  
I laughed at how defeated #11 was at :38 sec after missing the steal. Nice video, but I would've liked to see some D on there too.
 
2012-12-16 08:32:19 PM  
He'll get his ass kicked in college.
 
2012-12-16 08:39:38 PM  
How is he at rebounding?
 
2012-12-16 09:14:18 PM  

Nature Spirals: He'll get his ass kicked in college.


Yep. Should have stuck with shuffleboard.
 
2012-12-16 09:16:02 PM  
Here's the sound of me pushing him to his right because he can't cross over.
Here's the sound of me pushing him out from the basket because he has to go behind-the-back to get left.
Here's the sound of his shot clock expiring and he still isn't inside the 3-point arc.

Here's the sound of me beating this guy more or less 100 to nothing.
 
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2012-12-16 09:16:12 PM  

Cornball Brother: I laughed at how defeated #11 was at :38 sec after missing the steal. Nice video, but I would've liked to see some D on there too.


lol...i noticed that, too. boy gave up like a punk.

i'm sorry, but i would've fark that kid up in high school. c' mon, man....he can only go to his left for a little bit, and isn't in a good position to shoot after moving to the left. d him up, kids.
 
182
2012-12-16 09:20:37 PM  

SevenizGud: Here's the sound of me pushing him to his right because he can't cross over.
Here's the sound of me pushing him out from the basket because he has to go behind-the-back to get left.
Here's the sound of his shot clock expiring and he still isn't inside the 3-point arc.

Here's the sound of me beating this guy more or less 100 to nothing.


Here's the sound of him dropping 30 on you.
This is smell of his nutsack as he elevates for a finger roll, taking you to the hole.
 
2012-12-16 10:04:04 PM  
I bet I can kick his ass at pattycake.
 
2012-12-16 10:17:45 PM  

182: Here's the sound of him dropping 30 on you.
This is smell of his nutsack as he elevates for a finger roll, taking you to the hole.


There's nothing impressive about 30 turnovers.

The only way he takes me to the hole is if they move the basket into his locker room in pre-game.

But just to be clear...this guy HAS NO GAME AT ALL. They put together a highlight reel of 5 plays? WTF? I have more plays than that my first game as a freshman. 

/all-state
//3-time all-region 1st team all-defense team
 
2012-12-16 10:23:27 PM  

SevenizGud: 182: Here's the sound of him dropping 30 on you.
This is smell of his nutsack as he elevates for a finger roll, taking you to the hole.

There's nothing impressive about 30 turnovers.

The only way he takes me to the hole is if they move the basket into his locker room in pre-game.

But just to be clear...this guy HAS NO GAME AT ALL. They put together a highlight reel of 5 plays? WTF? I have more plays than that my first game as a freshman. 

/all-state
//3-time all-region 1st team all-defense team


lulz
 
2012-12-16 11:37:19 PM  

SevenizGud: 182: Here's the sound of him dropping 30 on you.
This is smell of his nutsack as he elevates for a finger roll, taking you to the hole.

There's nothing impressive about 30 turnovers.

The only way he takes me to the hole is if they move the basket into his locker room in pre-game.

But just to be clear...this guy HAS NO GAME AT ALL. They put together a highlight reel of 5 plays? WTF? I have more plays than that my first game as a freshman. 

/all-state
//3-time all-region 1st team all-defense team


So, just to be clear. A 3-time all-region, 1st team-all defense team player is bragging about his ability to beat a one-handed kid at basketball.
 
2012-12-16 11:43:14 PM  
Well, this one-armed man won the CIS defensive player of the year a few years back.

The CIS, for you U.S. folks, is Canadian Interuniversity Sport, our (inferior) version of the NCAA.

Yes, he is 7-foot-2, so it's a little different from this young fellow. It's still notable.
 
2012-12-17 12:14:47 AM  

youngandstupid:

So, just to be clear. A 3-time all-region, 1st team-all defense team player is bragging about his ability to beat a one-handed kid at basketball.



Durrrrrr, just to, durrrrrrr, you know, durrr, be clear, not just beat, but beat more or less 100 to zero, as I put in my first entry to this thread. Your comment would have some validity if I said I could edge him in double OT. But as it is...100 to zero...you are just another buffoon who can't read.
 
2012-12-17 12:51:50 AM  
I'm reminded of the South African cricket team for the 1904 Olympics, where they picked a one legged Norwegian rather than recruiting someone with black skin for the team.

Of course this guy could beat me at basketball. But I could beat his ass on the piano.
 
2012-12-17 02:56:16 AM  
Is it just me or did some of those teams he was playing against make the Washington Generals look good?
 
2012-12-17 04:15:58 AM  
Seems just about every year there's a story about a one handed basketball player.
 
2012-12-17 06:53:48 AM  

youngandstupid: So, just to be clear. A 3-time all-region, 1st team-all defense team player is bragging about his ability to beat a one-handed kid at basketball.


I larfed. Guy had a point -- it should be easy to defend a one-handed player with proper positioning -- but damn, talking about a hilariously sad case of a Farker stuck in the glory of his days as a big fish in a small pond.
 
2012-12-17 07:58:07 AM  
His game is weak. Dude has no left hand.
 
2012-12-17 09:56:56 AM  
You guys should quit hating on the dude. He's stepping up and overcoming his disability. In fact, we should all just give him a hand.
 
2012-12-17 09:54:40 PM  

SevenizGud: 182: Here's the sound of him dropping 30 on you.
This is smell of his nutsack as he elevates for a finger roll, taking you to the hole.

There's nothing impressive about 30 turnovers.

The only way he takes me to the hole is if they move the basket into his locker room in pre-game.

But just to be clear...this guy HAS NO GAME AT ALL. They put together a highlight reel of 5 plays? WTF? I have more plays than that my first game as a freshman. 

/all-state
//3-time all-region 1st team all-defense team


You only have 24 minutes left to get to the gym.
 
2012-12-18 12:00:18 AM  
safe to say he wont be getting called for many double dribbles.
 
2012-12-18 01:03:12 AM  

Old Huntstein: Well, this one-armed man won the CIS defensive player of the year a few years back.

The CIS, for you U.S. folks, is Canadian Interuniversity Sport, our (inferior) version of the NCAA.

Yes, he is 7-foot-2, so it's a little different from this young fellow. It's still notable.


i would argue the CIS is better than the ncaa. at least in terms of organisational integrity. athletically, of course not
 
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