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(Daily Mail)   'Tis the holiday season in England, and what better way to celebrate than with more binge drinking and fighting. W/pic of yobs and chavs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
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2012-12-16 02:01:32 PM
Gravity seems to be a lot stronger in the UK.
 
2012-12-16 02:32:37 PM
My faith in humanity is restored!
 
2012-12-16 02:45:25 PM
'tis the season to get hammered and barf in the street! wooo hooo
 
2012-12-16 03:51:58 PM
Yobs and chavs? All I see are mancs and scousers.
 
2012-12-16 05:54:33 PM

Bob_Laublaw: Gravity seems to be a lot stronger in the UK.


Actually, gravity really is weaker in North America than in Europe.
 
2012-12-16 05:58:41 PM
So Lindsey Lohan goes to the UK for the holidays?
 
2012-12-16 06:02:23 PM

FunkOut: Bob_Laublaw: Gravity seems to be a lot stronger in the UK.

Actually, gravity really is weaker in North America than in Europe.


The hell you say.
 
2012-12-16 06:03:49 PM
I now live in London and am upset I've somehow missed these scenes.
 
2012-12-16 06:05:27 PM
What do you call the "ladies" and are there more picture evidence available of said "ladies"??
 
2012-12-16 06:05:48 PM
I call the dumpster chick.
 
2012-12-16 06:06:31 PM
They make Mods and Rockers seem like grannies.
 
2012-12-16 06:07:17 PM

FunkOut: Bob_Laublaw: Gravity seems to be a lot stronger in the UK.

Actually, gravity really is weaker in North America than in Europe.



I say the UK and US farkers get together at a neutral site and tests who's stamina to gravity is greater!!
 
2012-12-16 06:09:01 PM

Smackledorfer: I call the dumpster chick.


She looks like she's squatting down to pee. But to each his own I suppose (NTTAWTT).
 
2012-12-16 06:17:55 PM

Radioactive Ass: Smackledorfer: I call the dumpster chick.

She looks like she's squatting down to pee. But to each his own I suppose (NTTAWTT).


Why do you think I called her?

Also is it me or is the dude carrying the girl getting his pocket picked?
 
2012-12-16 06:25:22 PM
I seem to have lost my Field Guide to British Fauna. Could someone please explain the difference between yobs and chavs so that I might distinguish them in the wild?
 
2012-12-16 06:27:16 PM
Great emphasis on exposed female flesh cameramens (NTTAWWT)

Looks like everyone was having a good time. Daily Fail couldn't even find a good punch-up.
 
2012-12-16 06:28:16 PM
Baldrick, I want you to go out and buy a turkey so large you'd think it's mother had been rogered by an omnibus.
 
2012-12-16 06:30:12 PM
I was just there a few days ago and did not see anything like what is shown in those images. Typical press tomfoolery.
 
2012-12-16 06:30:30 PM
We do own binge drinking. I partook last friday myself and I'm still living with the consequences.
 
2012-12-16 06:33:18 PM

Landlocked Pirate: I seem to have lost my Field Guide to British Fauna. Could someone please explain the difference between yobs and chavs so that I might distinguish them in the wild?


As best as I've been appraised of the situation: yobs are from the country, and chavs are inner city born and raised.
 
2012-12-16 06:34:26 PM
I imagine that even sober it would be difficult to walk in those come-fark-me-pumps.
 
2012-12-16 06:35:15 PM

Landlocked Pirate: I seem to have lost my Field Guide to British Fauna. Could someone please explain the difference between yobs and chavs so that I might distinguish them in the wild?


Urban Dictionary.com Link
 
2012-12-16 06:36:43 PM
i.qkme.me

//never seen drunkgirlproblems before. not too funny. most of them are boob jokes. would prefer pics.
 
2012-12-16 06:37:39 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-12-16 06:51:36 PM
I think the coddling gives them an excuse. Let a few dumb-asses get his by cars or robbed and let the word get around.
 
2012-12-16 06:52:07 PM
I don't get it..What is the point of getting stinking drunk to the point your falling down and throwing up?
Maybe it's just me, but I don't see where the "fun" part of that is..Not to mention feeling awful the
next day. And potentially being in jail or a hospital.
 
2012-12-16 06:53:16 PM
oh dear god i'm old. all i can think about is how cold i'd be in those temps if i was outside for more then 15 minutes.
 
2012-12-16 06:53:53 PM
This is the Daily Fail. The article is complete and utter bullcrap. Everyone of those images could have been taken outside any nightclub on any saturday night.

Trust me, I've been there
 
2012-12-16 06:54:03 PM
yob: an ignorant cretin
chav: an ignorant cretin in a burberry hat
 
2012-12-16 07:05:31 PM

Landlocked Pirate: I seem to have lost my Field Guide to British Fauna. Could someone please explain the difference between yobs and chavs so that I might distinguish them in the wild?


These are yobs - also known as yobbos. Although originally a British phenomenon yobs are now more common in Australia, where they are also known as bogans.

squackle.com
blogs.guardian.co.uk
resources3.news.com.au

And these are chavs - they have largely supplanted yobs in Britain. You could say that they are sensitive new age yobbos.

p.twimg.com
images.travelpod.com
www.youngdigitallab.net
 
2012-12-16 07:13:11 PM
One security worker said: 'We always get more trouble at Christmas. People go mental and girls are the worst."

Heh.
 
2012-12-16 07:30:12 PM
Stay classy, England.
 
2012-12-16 07:33:25 PM
Without bringing up too many unpleasant words, here's the basic breakdown. Apply the slur of your choice from the U.S. side, they're probably correct.

Yob: Stereotypical rural moron
Chav: Stereotypical urban moron
 
2012-12-16 07:33:45 PM

wellreadneck: I imagine that even sober it would be difficult to walk in those come-fark-me-pumps.


Ugly, dangerous, and impractical. Probably expensive, too. I don't understand.
 
2012-12-16 07:46:14 PM

kg2095: Landlocked Pirate: I seem to have lost my Field Guide to British Fauna. Could someone please explain the difference between yobs and chavs so that I might distinguish them in the wild?

These are yobs - also known as yobbos. Although originally a British phenomenon yobs are now more common in Australia, where they are also known as bogans.

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And these are chavs - they have largely supplanted yobs in Britain. You could say that they are sensitive new age yobbos.

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They look like pasty versions of our guidos, with less teeth and poorer overall fitness.
 
2012-12-16 07:48:36 PM

FunkOut: Bob_Laublaw: Gravity seems to be a lot stronger in the UK.

Actually, gravity really is weaker in North America than in Europe.


CanAmMex!
CanAmMex!
CanAmMex!
CanAmMex!
 
2012-12-16 07:54:16 PM

cryinoutloud: wellreadneck: I imagine that even sober it would be difficult to walk in those come-fark-me-pumps.

Ugly, dangerous, and impractical. Probably expensive, too. I don't understand.


At least we understand the phrase "pick up a girl" means just that.
 
2012-12-16 07:59:09 PM
"Christmas carnage kicks off across Britain"

If that is the UK version of carnage, they should consider themselves lucky.
 
2012-12-16 08:05:45 PM
Just think of them as rednecks with fun accents.
 
2012-12-16 08:08:03 PM
Spare Me
One security worker said: 'We always get more trouble at Christmas. People go mental and girls are the worst."

Heh. 

This
I used to drive taxi years back, and the girls were the worst. At least with the guys I could toss them out of my cab but with the women I would have to wait for cops to show up which would take hours on a week-end night so usually put up with their nonsense and get them out of my cab before they threw up.
 
2012-12-16 08:11:06 PM

thamike: Yobs and chavs? All I see are mancs and scousers.


and Justin Timberlake sexually assaulting some woman behind a car:
i.dailymail.co.uk

/if your not a manc your a wank!
//scotty doesn't know
///mmmmmichelletrachtenburg.gif
 
2012-12-16 08:14:17 PM
What's the difference between Yobs and Chavs and where do ASBOs figure into it all. Do Yobs and Chavs and ASBOs have Yank equivalents?

Just a dumbass yank wonderin'
 
2012-12-16 08:17:56 PM
I'm just curious about who is responsible for cleaning up all of the vomit, piss, and turds that end up on the sidewalks and in the gutters.

/and, of course, the used condoms
 
2012-12-16 08:24:17 PM
Sorry I posted that last question before reading the thread. If I understand correctly:
Yobs/Yobbos= American White Trash, NASCAR farkheads, "ImaKillmeAhomo" types, assholes.
Chavs=American White Trash, Hipster farkheads, "Ican'tBeliveyouStillListentoThat" types, douchebags.

Is that about right?
 
2012-12-16 08:30:58 PM
While I'm a bit too old for it, it looks fun to me
 
2012-12-16 08:34:10 PM
Rule of drinking #23 (female edition), the higher your high heels, the drunker you will get.
 
2012-12-16 08:38:49 PM

Nick Nostril: kg2095: Landlocked Pirate: I seem to have lost my Field Guide to British Fauna. Could someone please explain the difference between yobs and chavs so that I might distinguish them in the wild?

These are yobs - also known as yobbos. Although originally a British phenomenon yobs are now more common in Australia, where they are also known as bogans.

[squackle.com image 500x375]
[blogs.guardian.co.uk image 440x276]
[resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

And these are chavs - they have largely supplanted yobs in Britain. You could say that they are sensitive new age yobbos.

They look like pasty versions of our guidos, with less teeth and poorer overall fitness.


I was thinking "wigger/guido hybrid," but it doesn't quite capture the essence...
 
2012-12-16 08:48:13 PM
That's it, I am moving to England. Also, what's with that one Chav's tiny hand?
 
2012-12-16 08:52:58 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Am I bov'red?

I ain't even bov'red...
 
2012-12-16 09:08:10 PM

Nick Nostril: kg2095: Landlocked Pirate: I seem to have lost my Field Guide to British Fauna. Could someone please explain the difference between yobs and chavs so that I might distinguish them in the wild?

These are yobs - also known as yobbos. Although originally a British phenomenon yobs are now more common in Australia, where they are also known as bogans.

[squackle.com image 500x375]
[blogs.guardian.co.uk image 440x276]
[resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

And these are chavs - they have largely supplanted yobs in Britain. You could say that they are sensitive new age yobbos.

[p.twimg.com image 771x849]
[images.travelpod.com image 550x425]
[www.youngdigitallab.net image 820x343]

They look like pasty versions of our guidos, with less teeth and poorer overall fitness.


Pretty much. I think we can all agree though they are vermin that need to be eradicated.
 
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