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(The Big Story) NewsFlash Bomb Threat in a Newtown church. Probably because there isn't enough God in our churches anymore   (bigstory.ap.org ) divider line
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2012-12-16 01:28:29 PM  
Is this where I post golfclap.jpg?
 
2012-12-16 01:28:37 PM  
Well that's special.
 
2012-12-16 01:28:49 PM  
We need to be allowed to carry automatic rifles and wear kevlar to church now.
 
2012-12-16 01:29:14 PM  
May the complete wrath of the federal government fall on whomever did this. May the person(s) be shipped off to Guantanamo and never be heard from again.

/it's terrorism
//emotional and physical
///almost threw up when I heard this
 
2012-12-16 01:30:06 PM  
What is WRONG with people? I don't even.
 
2012-12-16 01:31:02 PM  
It's Catholic, not real Christians, so Huckabee is safe for now.
 
2012-12-16 01:31:21 PM  
I like how CNN's headline right now is "We have to be sensitive"

Yet most of the day their attention grabbing headline was "Victims shot multiple times"

The MSM has really out done themselves but lowering the bar so low it is now half way to china.
 
2012-12-16 01:31:44 PM  
They should make bombs illegal, so people stop using them.
 
2012-12-16 01:32:26 PM  
So, other than the fact that the headline alludes to a statement made by a politician, why the fark is this on the Politics tab?
 
2012-12-16 01:32:43 PM  
If only God were allowed to carry a gun...
 
2012-12-16 01:32:58 PM  
What the fark, people.
 
2012-12-16 01:32:58 PM  
This image killed me (from the Houston Chron article):

Hundreds of teddy bears that had been collected and were to be distributed at the end of the mass sat in a large pile in gently falling rain.
 
2012-12-16 01:33:14 PM  
Stop being dicks, people.
 
2012-12-16 01:33:15 PM  
Stop the insanity.
 
2012-12-16 01:33:34 PM  
Imagine if this was traced back to Faux or Huckabee...

/oh god, I sound life a freeper
//Must...Clean...Self...
///OH GOD, I CAN'T GET THE STENCH OF FAILURE OUT
 
2012-12-16 01:33:43 PM  

DoctorCal: So, other than the fact that the headline alludes to a statement made by a politician, why the fark is this on the Politics tab?


Because we're definitely not politicizing a tragedy.
 
2012-12-16 01:33:47 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: They should make bombs phones illegal, so people stop using them to call in bomb threats.

 
2012-12-16 01:35:44 PM  
They should make trolls grey 1, so people stop responding to them.
 
2012-12-16 01:35:44 PM  

Serious Black: We need to be allowed to carry automatic rifles and wear kevlar to church now.


If every priest carried an automatic weapon, we would all be safe.
 
2012-12-16 01:35:44 PM  
Some kid just didn't want to go to church today.
 
2012-12-16 01:37:00 PM  
Are the chests of the pro gun people, and the chests of the anti gun people not puffed out now and can talk like normal human beings or are we still at one person making a point, then the other person rewording their point but replacing it with different examples and volleying it back?
 
2012-12-16 01:37:23 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Some kid just didn't want to go to church today.


No, a cop just heard a kid say, "they're giving out free teddy bears? Newton church is da BOMB!" And overreacted.
 
2012-12-16 01:37:47 PM  
Is this where we point out that bad people do bad things in places that haven't "abandoned God?"
 
2012-12-16 01:38:40 PM  

styckx: Are the chests of the pro gun people, and the chests of the anti gun people not puffed out now and can talk like normal human beings or are we still at one person making a point, then the other person rewording their point but replacing it with different examples and volleying it back?


Volley fire, if you will.
 
2012-12-16 01:38:52 PM  
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2012-12-16 01:40:09 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 259x194]


Nevar forget!!!1!
 
2012-12-16 01:40:14 PM  

bobbette: Serious Black: We need to be allowed to carry automatic rifles and wear kevlar to church now.

If every priest carried an automatic weapon, we would all be safe.


You want to arm the child molesters? Are you planning an attack on Rock Ridge?
 
2012-12-16 01:40:17 PM  

bugmn99: If only God were allowed to carry a gun...


thewiddershins2.files.wordpress.com


I do not smite with my gun. He who smites with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
 
2012-12-16 01:40:33 PM  
false alarm.

this was the actual threat. SFW


Link
 
2012-12-16 01:41:43 PM  

styckx: Are the chests of the pro gun people, and the chests of the anti gun people not puffed out now and can talk like normal human beings or are we still at one person making a point, then the other person rewording their point but replacing it with different examples and volleying it back?


It would appear that the chests of the pro gun people are puffed out enough that they are rewording each others' retarded, failed analogies in enough more retarded, failed ways.
 
2012-12-16 01:41:47 PM  
boy, i guess their faith in God is quite limited.
 
2012-12-16 01:42:34 PM  
George Carlin called idiots who carry firearms to Church Disgruntled Worshippers.
 
2012-12-16 01:42:48 PM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2012-12-16 01:42:51 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: They should make bombs illegal, so people stop using them.


Let's give everyone bombs so they can protect themselves against other people with bombs.

But seriously, bombs are really really hard to make, especially if you're young and mentally ill and working alone or almost alone. Columbine guys failed miserably at it.
 
2012-12-16 01:43:04 PM  
Masterful headline, Subby.

And FARK YOU HUCKLEBERRY
 
2012-12-16 01:43:08 PM  

moonscatter: May the complete wrath of the federal government fall on whomever did this. May the person(s) be shipped off to Guantanamo and never be heard from again.


A thousand times HELL NO. May he be caught, read his rights and afforded counsel for his defense. May he be tried by a jury of his peers. May he be shipped to a Federal prison if he is found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.
 
2012-12-16 01:43:14 PM  

Dallymo: What is WRONG with people Americans? I don't even.



Repaired free of charge.
 
2012-12-16 01:44:09 PM  

styckx: I like how CNN's headline right now is "We have to be sensitive"

Yet most of the day their attention grabbing headline was "Victims shot multiple times"

The MSM has really out done themselves but lowering the bar so low it is now half way to china.


Corporate News Network: we give you all the news. at least the news we want you to hear.
 
2012-12-16 01:44:32 PM  

DoctorCal: So, other than the fact that the headline alludes to a statement made by a politician, why the fark is this on the Politics tab?


Politics
Opinions
LIBS
Intelligentsia
Churches
Sociology
 
2012-12-16 01:45:05 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: They should make bombs illegal, so people stop using them.



People should be made illegal. no, strike that. that would make the richest 1% so happy.
 
2012-12-16 01:45:19 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: moonscatter: May the complete wrath of the federal government fall on whomever did this. May the person(s) be shipped off to Guantanamo and never be heard from again.

A thousand times HELL NO. May he be caught, read his rights and afforded counsel for his defense. May he be tried by a jury of his peers. May he be shipped to a Federal prison if he is found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.


As long as it's a PMITA prison.
 
2012-12-16 01:46:04 PM  
What is this I don't even.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-12-16 01:46:38 PM  
I'm shocked that people are assholes.
 
2012-12-16 01:47:42 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I'm shocked that people Americans are assholes.



be more specific.

Repaired free of charge.
 
2012-12-16 01:48:07 PM  
Someone's going to discover the *69 last call return service.
 
2012-12-16 01:48:19 PM  

Linux_Yes: CreampuffCasperMilktoast: They should make bombs illegal, so people stop using them.


People should be made illegal. no, strike that. that would make the richest 1% so happy.


illegalalienoftheday.files.wordpress.com

Frown upon your shenanigans.
 
2012-12-16 01:49:00 PM  

Catymogo1: What is this I don't even.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.



stop whining. you're on Fark, so Nirvana has already been reached for you.
 
2012-12-16 01:49:08 PM  
No-one will be shocked to learn that the terrorist isn't an atheist.
 
2012-12-16 01:49:33 PM  

vygramul: BarkingUnicorn: Some kid just didn't want to go to church today.

No, a cop just heard a kid say, "they're giving out free teddy bears? Newton church is da BOMB!" And overreacted.


You laugh, but a similar thing happened here in Seattle a few years back. A group of guerrilla artists had painted up an old car with various images and slogans and parked in in a public square downtown. One of the artists had painted "the bomb!" on the car, which was interpreted as a threat. Half of downtown Seattle was evacuated, and the principle artist faced serious criminal charges.
 
2012-12-16 01:51:14 PM  

whither_apophis: Someone's going to discover the *69 last call return service.


*69 doesn't work due to de-regulation of the two cell monopolies At&t and verizon.
 
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