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(CNN)   Japanese election results are as confusing as their porn. Upstart Democratic Party of Japan has been defeated by the conservative-leaning Liberal Democratic Party   (cnn.com) divider line 26
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2012-12-16 02:59:21 PM  
10 votes:
www.austinchronicle.com

SPRITTERS!!!
2012-12-16 07:36:33 PM  
2 votes:

mayIFark: Besides the reliance on those egg shaped toys and bushes, I don't know what is special about Japanese porn, hence don't know how it can be confusing.

Heck, I have no idea how any porn can be confusing.


I was confused why someone would want to watch a video of a woman getting a seawater enema through a kitchen funnel and then ride a surfboard while shiatting it back out.

/you need to broaden your cultural horizons more
2012-12-16 07:16:36 PM  
2 votes:
Erection day, indeed.
2012-12-16 06:53:41 PM  
2 votes:

DerAppie: Saborlas: This just in: the rest of the world considers our "leftist" party to lean to the right.

"Lean" to the right?


More like a step to the ri ri rightttttt

/hands on your hips
2012-12-16 06:50:09 PM  
2 votes:
The Liberal Democratic Party is neither liberal, nor democratic, nor a party. DISCUSS!
2012-12-16 06:26:11 PM  
2 votes:

trivial use of my dark powers: Were there tentacles involved?


Yes, along with double penetration and a poor understanding of female anatomy.
2012-12-16 08:37:30 PM  
1 votes:

Benjimin_Dover: The funny thing about all the Japanese porn I've seen is that all the naughty bits are pixelated. If you have to censor your porn, why the fark would you even bother?


I think that may be part of the reason it's so weird. "We can't show a human penis? Fine! Tentacles it is then."
2012-12-16 08:31:33 PM  
1 votes:

IgnatiusJReilly: You know who else had a right-leaning party called Socialists?


My "favorite" misleading name for a political party is the National Democratic Party of Germany.

/ xenophobic enough to scare some of the 'Baggers here in the USA, simply because 'cause they aren't German...
// successor to the "German Reich Party"
/// approved by David Duke...
2012-12-16 08:23:14 PM  
1 votes:

kg2095: Saborlas: This just in: the rest of the world considers our "leftist" party to lean to the right.

This American leftist party would be considered too far to the left in Europe...

Communist Party USA (Wikipedia Article)


That American leftist part was widely joked to have more FBI informers than members back when anybody remembered they existed at all.
2012-12-16 08:22:59 PM  
1 votes:
The guy on the left can reach three times as many voters as his opponent:
i2.cdn.turner.com
2012-12-16 08:00:50 PM  
1 votes:
So in Japan their "liberal" Democrat party is conservative...

So it is like the US?
2012-12-16 07:54:11 PM  
1 votes:
I understand given the way Japanese guys are usually hung, it would be difficult for the average Japanese woman to tell if she's being raped or her panties are giving her a wedgie. "Pappy" Boyington, in his memoirs, said that as a POW in Japan, when Japanese guards saw them showering they would point and say (in Japanese) "Too much". One of the decent guards who spoke English said "I think once you guys win there will be many happy marriages between your men and our women."
2012-12-16 07:40:35 PM  
1 votes:
LDP leader Shinzo Abe was PM from Sept '06 to Sept '07 but resigned partly due to his chronic ulcerative colitis. "Once ulcerative colitis worsens," stated Abe, "I would need to go to the lavatory 30 times a day. It would be absolutely impossible to perform the heavy duties of prime minister." In September of 2012, however, Abe tried a new drug (Asacol) that proved very effective in controlling his bowel movements. He may find the seat of power to be much more comfortable now that the seat of his toilet has a chance to cool down.

/hot
2012-12-16 07:40:28 PM  
1 votes:

sseye: mayIFark: Besides the reliance on those egg shaped toys and bushes, I don't know what is special about Japanese porn, hence don't know how it can be confusing.

Heck, I have no idea how any porn can be confusing.

I was confused why someone would want to watch a video of a woman getting a seawater enema through a kitchen funnel and then ride a surfboard while shiatting it back out.

/you need to broaden your cultural horizons more


OW OWW OWWWW! My head!

/Need whiskey to erase that image from my mind...
/I hate you right now
2012-12-16 07:20:31 PM  
1 votes:
You know who else had a right-leaning party called Socialists?
2012-12-16 07:20:10 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Saborlas: This just in: the rest of the world considers our "leftist" party to lean to the right.

Also: in Europe and most of the rest of the world the words "liberal" and "conservative" have different meanings than they do in the US.


This ^ ^

What we call 'neo conservative', everyone else calls 'neo liberal'. Thatcher wasn't a leading light of the conservatives, she was THE great neo liberal. It can be very offputting, if you happen to, say, take a modern poli-sci course in a non-American university...
2012-12-16 07:13:06 PM  
1 votes:

DamnYankees: bukijin: The actual name of the party is 自由民主党

Silly arguing about the meaning of the English translation (which is only an approximation at best)

That literally means "Freedom People Democracy Party".


FTFM
2012-12-16 07:10:35 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if they both rode the same trucks taking turns yelling over the loudspeaker.
2012-12-16 07:05:39 PM  
1 votes:

Gergesa: doglover: It's confusing because the most genuinely romantic porn I've seen here was about a group of swingers technically raping a girl in a cabin until she enjoyed it and they all had an orgy. It was an actual love story, though.

Hmmm I wonder twilight did in Japan. Maybe it needs more rape before it is romantic enough for them.


I think it's the convention.

In US porn they shout "Yes. Yes! I'm coming!"

In Japan they squeak "Bad. No! I'm going!"

Same general idea. Different languages say things differently.
2012-12-16 06:58:18 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: It's confusing because the most genuinely romantic porn I've seen here was about a group of swingers technically raping a girl in a cabin until she enjoyed it and they all had an orgy. It was an actual love story, though.


Hmmm I wonder twilight did in Japan. Maybe it needs more rape before it is romantic enough for them.
2012-12-16 06:47:48 PM  
1 votes:

Saborlas: This just in: the rest of the world considers our "leftist" party to lean to the right.


This American leftist party would be considered too far to the left in Europe...

Communist Party USA (Wikipedia Article)
2012-12-16 06:33:42 PM  
1 votes:
As long as they keep control of their giant robots I'm cool and the gang with the outcome.
2012-12-16 06:28:40 PM  
1 votes:

DerAppie: Saborlas: This just in: the rest of the world considers our "leftist" party to lean to the right.

"Lean" to the right?


to the right to the right, to the left to the left
dip baby dip, come on let's dip baby dip baby

lemme see that tootsie roll
2012-12-16 06:25:38 PM  
1 votes:

trivial use of my dark powers: Were there tentacles involved?


What do YOU think?

/ where there tentacles involved? Pffft!
2012-12-16 03:13:21 PM  
1 votes:
But how did the Liberal Upstart party of democrats do?

(Yes, I know I was beaten to the punch)
2012-12-16 03:06:49 PM  
1 votes:
Were there tentacles involved?
 
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