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(Geek.com)   "La Whaf" will turn your favorite food into delicious, calorie-free vapor, and you into a laughingstock   (geek.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-16 04:40:57 PM
At the Doctor
 
Now if you could inhale and exhale slowly for me.
 
*Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbble*  *Glurrrrrrrrrrrrrbahhhh*
 
Yup, just what I thought. You've got the Black Fudge Truffle Cheesecakelung.
 
2012-12-16 04:43:02 PM
Have another hit?
 
No I couldn't possibly.
 
But sir, it's La Whaf-er thin!
 
2012-12-16 05:53:05 PM
My new project is figuring out how to use this to shoot steak taste at PETA protests.
 
2012-12-16 05:54:28 PM

brap: Have another hit?
 
No I couldn't possibly.
 
But sir, it's La Whaf-er thin!


Done in two.
 
2012-12-16 06:02:05 PM
I already turn my favorite foods into a calorie-free vapor. It's just not one you'd want to inhale.
 
2012-12-16 06:12:11 PM
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE BILLY MAYES IMAGE IN THE ARTICLE?
 
2012-12-16 06:18:37 PM

BumpInTheNight: ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE BILLY MAYES IMAGE IN THE ARTICLE?


just you
 
2012-12-16 06:40:54 PM
 
2012-12-16 06:51:29 PM

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: My new project is figuring out how to use this to shoot steak taste at PETA protests.


Smoke machines and metal fans, duh.
 
2012-12-16 06:51:33 PM
I would pay for this, but only with the sound of money.
 
2012-12-16 06:54:48 PM

Hector Remarkable: I would pay for this, but only with the sound smell of money.


FTFY, and seems more appropriate.

"Here, have a whiff of my cash".
 
2012-12-16 07:05:07 PM
According to my wife, I already turn everything I eat into vapor.....
 
2012-12-16 07:07:30 PM

CygnusDarius: Hector Remarkable: I would pay for this, but only with the sound smell of money.

FTFY, and seems more appropriate.

"Here, have a whiff of my cash".


I was actually thinking of some old story about a Chinese judge - the poor student who lived above a restaurant could only afford plain rice so he would wait until the restaurant made dinner, so he could enjoy the smells with his meager fare. When the restaurant owner found out, he took the poor student to court and demanded payment for the smells the student had 'stolen', but the wise Chinese judge just clinked the poor student's only two coins together for the restaurant owner and decreed that the price of the smell of food would be the sound of money.
 
Skr
2012-12-16 07:10:00 PM
A big leap forward for SMELL-O-VISION tech.
 
2012-12-16 07:44:56 PM
Ham farts?
 
2012-12-16 07:46:15 PM
When I was pregnant with my 3rd I developed really bad gal bladder issues, but because I was pregnant, they wouldn't do the surgery to remove my gal bladder, so I just had to get by eating almost no fat. Now, when you hurt as bad as I did, it's easy to change your eating habits. I had no problems at all choosing not to eat the food that made me hurt, but I did miss them.

I really learned to appreciate the smells of the food I couldn't have. Since it was all I was going to get, I decided to enjoy what I could get.
 
2012-12-16 07:55:29 PM
So, it's kind of like homeopathic food?
 
2012-12-16 07:59:31 PM
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2012-12-16 08:04:24 PM
The place where I buy the eliquid for my electric cigarettes does something like this. They have lots of food flavors, right down to buttered popcorn and tomato pie. I haven't been desperate enough to try the turkey dinner flavor yet though. I hear that it has hints of cranberries to go along with the turkey and stuffing.

The tomato pie was a neat flavor with tomato, basil, garlic and oregano, but it makes me hungry.
 
2012-12-16 08:37:26 PM
So basically an e-cig bong.
 
2012-12-16 08:53:05 PM
Try not to imagine Wario giving you this whaf.
 
2012-12-16 08:53:21 PM
I've heard laughing stock makes a good soup.
 
2012-12-16 08:54:04 PM

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: My new project is figuring out how to use this to shoot steak taste at PETA protests.


Use one of these!

You could charge people to take shots at protesters... Step 3: Profit!
 
2012-12-16 09:00:44 PM
Waitress, I didn't order ass!

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2012-12-16 09:15:58 PM
I am guessing it would take about 3 months for a rash of alcohol related deaths due to people wafting a 5th of vodka.
 
2012-12-16 09:47:18 PM
Can it make pussy vapor?
 
2012-12-16 10:21:17 PM

assjuice: Can it make pussy vapor?


Assjuice and pussy vapor - two great tastes that go great together!
 
2012-12-16 10:22:35 PM

assjuice: Can it make pussy vapor?


You can make that at home.
 
2012-12-16 11:04:55 PM

phedex: I am guessing it would take about 3 months for a rash of alcohol related deaths due to people wafting a 5th of vodka.


I don't see how it's possible to get enough vapor in your body.

It would take an hour of chain vaping on a "premium" e-cig to consume 10ml of juice.
 
2012-12-17 12:36:02 AM
What what?
 
2012-12-17 01:50:25 AM

StoPPeRmobile: phedex: I am guessing it would take about 3 months for a rash of alcohol related deaths due to people wafting a 5th of vodka.

I don't see how it's possible to get enough vapor in your body.

It would take an hour of chain vaping on a "premium" e-cig to consume 10ml of juice.


Alcohol vaporizers are a thing. Apparently 20 min of inhaling is a shot's worth. Alcohol vaporizes pretty well.
 
2012-12-17 02:42:13 AM
Don't...Bogart...my...Turkey Dinner...My Friend...
 
2012-12-17 02:45:41 AM

Chevello: The place where I buy the eliquid for my electric cigarettes does something like this. They have lots of food flavors, right down to buttered popcorn and tomato pie. I haven't been desperate enough to try the turkey dinner flavor yet though. I hear that it has hints of cranberries to go along with the turkey and stuffing.

The tomato pie was a neat flavor with tomato, basil, garlic and oregano, but it makes me hungry.


This....I'm using the "Pepsi" flavor at the moment...

I hope to be off the fire permanently.
 
2012-12-17 05:16:44 AM

Balchinian: I've heard laughing stock makes a good soup.


Perfect, well played.
 
2012-12-17 07:26:32 AM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: StoPPeRmobile: phedex: I am guessing it would take about 3 months for a rash of alcohol related deaths due to people wafting a 5th of vodka.

I don't see how it's possible to get enough vapor in your body.

It would take an hour of chain vaping on a "premium" e-cig to consume 10ml of juice.

Alcohol vaporizers are a thing. Apparently 20 min of inhaling is a shot's worth. Alcohol vaporizes pretty well.


That's 20 times slower than doing a shot.

Guess I don't understand the fear.
 
2012-12-17 02:21:41 PM

assjuice: Can it make pussy vapor?


If you're a woman, you can. It's called "queefing".
 
2012-12-17 03:18:07 PM

StoPPeRmobile: To The Escape Zeppelin!: StoPPeRmobile: phedex: I am guessing it would take about 3 months for a rash of alcohol related deaths due to people wafting a 5th of vodka.

I don't see how it's possible to get enough vapor in your body.

It would take an hour of chain vaping on a "premium" e-cig to consume 10ml of juice.

Alcohol vaporizers are a thing. Apparently 20 min of inhaling is a shot's worth. Alcohol vaporizes pretty well.

That's 20 times slower than doing a shot.

Guess I don't understand the fear.


My first thought on this was whether there would be side effects to over-indulging. I'm sure we'll find out soon but it probably won't be alcohol toxicity (maybe chemical damage to your respiratory tract?). This product markets to people who have difficulty controlling how much they consume with a promise that they can consume as much as they want. Should be interesting to see the results.
 
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