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2012-12-16 10:50:02 AM  
On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.
 
2012-12-16 11:15:11 AM  

St_Francis_P: On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.


I don't know why shes even a celebrity. Just now I looked her up on IMDB because I honestly cant think of anything I've seen her in, low and behold I haven't. she had a bit part in one movie that I've seen, but looking down her list of credits, she's hardly done anything.
 
2012-12-16 11:28:31 AM  
bossip.files.wordpress.com 

Look how her mouth is open for you.
 
2012-12-16 11:30:30 AM  

St_Francis_P: On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.


Prepare yourself for the onslaught of bikini photos from around her Mean Girls days.
 
2012-12-16 11:33:11 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: St_Francis_P: On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.

Prepare yourself for the onslaught of bikini photos from around her Mean Girls days.


Meh. Lots of better looking women out there.
 
2012-12-16 11:37:51 AM  

St_Francis_P: The My Little Pony Killer: St_Francis_P: On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.

Prepare yourself for the onslaught of bikini photos from around her Mean Girls days.

Meh. Lots of better looking women out there.


True. Her thing was being an incredibly cute kid. Watch her version The Parent Trap - ridiculously cute. But as a woman she's just normal to slightly cute.
 
2012-12-16 11:42:10 AM  
Bout four years late on that statement, LiLo.
 
2012-12-16 11:42:15 AM  
She was great in the hobbit.

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2012-12-16 11:45:55 AM  
How soon until she's photographed leaving church?
.
 
2012-12-16 11:46:22 AM  
This is the sort of story that just cries out for the Ric Romero Treatment...
 
2012-12-16 11:47:13 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [bossip.files.wordpress.com image 635x953] 

Look how her mouth is open for you.


Was about to say she looked like Linda Gray in that picture but that's a downgrade for poor Linda:

img.spokeo.com
 
2012-12-16 11:48:05 AM  
And here's a picture of Lindsay at her latest outing, just this Friday night:

i.dailymail.co.uk

So I guess she really is turning over a new leaf, and is stopping the endless partying and---stop laughing! She's taken a good, long look in the mirror, and she's--OK fine, I'm not even going to finish, if you're not going to stop laughing.
 
2012-12-16 11:49:11 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-16 11:56:23 AM  
blog.lib.umn.edu

/the last time she had "it"
//not a pedo
///just the last movie she made that was slightly amusing
 
2012-12-16 11:57:17 AM  
No! The world needs permanent party girls and their mentors! The girls who are available at drop of a dime to party and fark for few bucks, but are most definitely not strippers or whores, now who are they going to look up to?

Seriously, who? I've been out of the pop culture loop for a while.
 
2012-12-16 11:58:18 AM  
She was bad in "Machete". And she wouldn't even get naked for that movie, even though Lindsay has been in Playboy twice. I feel bad for her because she's just in her mid-twenties and is already a washed up actress, and her parents do no favor for her whatsoever except to still use her as a meal ticket.

For some reason, I hope that in 5-8 years she has put herself together and started making decent films again. It would be interesting to see what she could do when she has her shiat together.
 
2012-12-16 12:01:10 PM  
Sounds like she is trying to get the sympathy vote. No dice. Serve your time, get some professional help, then maybe you can redeem yourself.
 
2012-12-16 12:01:23 PM  
Ship sailed how many years ago?
 
2012-12-16 12:02:05 PM  

skinink: It would be interesting to see what she could do when she has her shiat together.


They don't make socks that big.
 
2012-12-16 12:02:45 PM  
I call BS. This is a plot by a publicist. Pay some out-of-work or desperate actors to act like concerned "friends" and have them spout lines that Lindsay supposedly said -- all in the goal of making her look contrite and humbled. Of course, LL is completely complicit in this fictional production.
 
2012-12-16 12:03:00 PM  
Detox and a good chemical peel on her face and chest and she'll be fine.
 
2012-12-16 12:15:20 PM  
I thought she was just white trash living in her natural environment? Is she really so lost?
 
2012-12-16 12:15:57 PM  
Well, maybe there's hope for her living to see the other side of 27 after all. Admitting there's a problem is the first step.

At the same time, we've heard this before. She's had ample time to show that nothing short of hitting rock bottom is going to provide the pressure she needs before she can bring herself to grow, so let her hit: give her the appropriate jail time, and order her into professional help. Inpatient, preferably, at least for the first while.
 
2012-12-16 12:16:05 PM  
I know that people like to make fun of the train wreck that her life has become but I don't really find it that funny. It is really sad to me that addiction has taken a bright young girl and turned her into this shell of a person we now see before us. Addiction is a strange thing for the general public because they simply don't understand how it can completely rule you life and basically force a person to live a life of delusion.

It is a mental illness like any other but it gets treated like it is just a person being out of control and if they would just put the drugs/bottle down everything would be fine. I guess that is true in a very basic form but once a person is in the grips of addiction, they can't figure out how to put the bottle/drugs down or even why they would want to. It becomes the only thing in life worth living for.

People are going to hate on her and probably me for defending her as someone that is mentally ill and not just a spoiled brat drunk but I have lived through what she is going through and I can assure you that it was not just personal weakness or a lack of self control or will power that gets someone to that state. It is a deep problem that is almost always associated with other mental illness.

Give her a break and some time to smash the delusion that she is not an addict/alcoholic. She has to figure that out before she can ever get better.
 
2012-12-16 12:16:24 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Ship sailed how many years ago?


So long ago, it might just overtake Voyager 1 out of the Solar System.
 
2012-12-16 12:16:34 PM  
She should go to college, maybe get one of those intellectual sorts of degrees that everyone sits around a long dinner table at a fancy party harrumphing about. She should try a career that isn't acting and in 10 years when someone says "Hey, you have the same name as that drunk driving skank" she can genuinely laugh about it.
 
2012-12-16 12:16:41 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Ship sailed sank how many years ago?

 
2012-12-16 12:17:00 PM  

skinink: She was bad in "Machete". And she wouldn't even get naked for that movie, even though Lindsay has been in Playboy twice. I feel bad for her because she's just in her mid-twenties and is already a washed up actress, and her parents do no favor for her whatsoever except to still use her as a meal ticket.

For some reason, I hope that in 5-8 years she has put herself together and started making decent films again. It would be interesting to see what she could do when she has her shiat together.


Hollywood loves come back stories. Lilo: Ditch the folks completely, learn to run your own life, this will be a biatch and take five years or so, make two little art house flicks, and then make a mainstream flick and you're Oscar bound.
 
2012-12-16 12:19:12 PM  
I don't think it's amusing in any way anymore.
 
2012-12-16 12:22:58 PM  
Are we finaly at rock bottom yet? I went from scorn to just being depressed every time shes in the news. It was novel for a few years (YEARS!!!) but jesus christ enough already. Chick is going to die in L.A. Someone forcibly remove her to cause shes too stupid to leave.
 
2012-12-16 12:23:12 PM  

whither_apophis: skinink: She was bad in "Machete". And she wouldn't even get naked for that movie, even though Lindsay has been in Playboy twice. I feel bad for her because she's just in her mid-twenties and is already a washed up actress, and her parents do no favor for her whatsoever except to still use her as a meal ticket.

For some reason, I hope that in 5-8 years she has put herself together and started making decent films again. It would be interesting to see what she could do when she has her shiat together.

Hollywood loves come back stories. Lilo: Ditch the folks completely, learn to run your own life, this will be a biatch and take five years or so, make two little art house flicks, and then make a mainstream flick and you're Oscar bound.


Uh, I don't think she reads FARK, and even if she did, she's probably too high and drunk to give two shiats what you think, dude. And she still won't sleep with you.
 
2012-12-16 12:32:30 PM  
Crocodile tears coincidentally timed with her next court hearing.

Sorry - not buying it.
 
2012-12-16 12:34:24 PM  
I'll give her one thing, she still makes me laugh!

/she's the Dana Plato of a new generation
 
2012-12-16 12:37:37 PM  
When your only skill is being a hot teenager, you were bound to lose it.
 
2012-12-16 12:50:45 PM  

Ross E. Krushan: whither_apophis: skinink: She was bad in "Machete". And she wouldn't even get naked for that movie, even though Lindsay has been in Playboy twice. I feel bad for her because she's just in her mid-twenties and is already a washed up actress, and her parents do no favor for her whatsoever except to still use her as a meal ticket.

For some reason, I hope that in 5-8 years she has put herself together and started making decent films again. It would be interesting to see what she could do when she has her shiat together.

Hollywood loves come back stories. Lilo: Ditch the folks completely, learn to run your own life, this will be a biatch and take five years or so, make two little art house flicks, and then make a mainstream flick and you're Oscar bound.

Uh, I don't think she reads FARK, and even if she did, she's probably too high and drunk to give two shiats what you think, dude. And she still won't sleep with you.


Everyone reads Fark, everyone reading fark is drunk/high anyway and, no worries, I ain't trying to cut in line in front of you.
 
2012-12-16 12:51:20 PM  

chumboobler: I know that people like to make fun of the train wreck that her life has become but I don't really find it that funny. It is really sad to me that addiction has taken a bright young girl and turned her into this shell of a person we now see before us. Addiction is a strange thing for the general public because they simply don't understand how it can completely rule you life and basically force a person to live a life of delusion.

It is a mental illness like any other but it gets treated like it is just a person being out of control and if they would just put the drugs/bottle down everything would be fine. I guess that is true in a very basic form but once a person is in the grips of addiction, they can't figure out how to put the bottle/drugs down or even why they would want to. It becomes the only thing in life worth living for.

People are going to hate on her and probably me for defending her as someone that is mentally ill and not just a spoiled brat drunk but I have lived through what she is going through and I can assure you that it was not just personal weakness or a lack of self control or will power that gets someone to that state. It is a deep problem that is almost always associated with other mental illness.

Give her a break and some time to smash the delusion that she is not an addict/alcoholic. She has to figure that out before she can ever get better.


Much of what you say is true, but her repeated drunk driving arrests pretty much wiped out any sympathy I might have had for her. It's only sheer dumb luck that she hasn't killed or seriously injured someone.
 
2012-12-16 12:54:55 PM  

St_Francis_P: On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.


Someone here will whiteknight her shortly
 
2012-12-16 01:03:04 PM  

Nogale: chumboobler: I know that people like to make fun of the train wreck that her life has become but I don't really find it that funny. It is really sad to me that addiction has taken a bright young girl and turned her into this shell of a person we now see before us. Addiction is a strange thing for the general public because they simply don't understand how it can completely rule you life and basically force a person to live a life of delusion.

It is a mental illness like any other but it gets treated like it is just a person being out of control and if they would just put the drugs/bottle down everything would be fine. I guess that is true in a very basic form but once a person is in the grips of addiction, they can't figure out how to put the bottle/drugs down or even why they would want to. It becomes the only thing in life worth living for.

People are going to hate on her and probably me for defending her as someone that is mentally ill and not just a spoiled brat drunk but I have lived through what she is going through and I can assure you that it was not just personal weakness or a lack of self control or will power that gets someone to that state. It is a deep problem that is almost always associated with other mental illness.

Give her a break and some time to smash the delusion that she is not an addict/alcoholic. She has to figure that out before she can ever get better.

Much of what you say is true, but her repeated drunk driving arrests pretty much wiped out any sympathy I might have had for her. It's only sheer dumb luck that she hasn't killed or seriously injured someone.


I agree that the drunk driving is too serious to ignore. I am not trying to excuse those decisions she made. She should be dealt with the same as any other person that does that. Not like a celebrity who gets a slap on the wrist. I hope for her that her real "rock bottom" doesn't involve killing someone with her car. That would be a real tragedy.

Please be aware that I have sympathy for anyone that suffers from addiction but I cannot condone endangering others lives by driving while high/drunk or trying to take care of children while you are drunk.
 
2012-12-16 01:17:05 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: St_Francis_P: On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.

Someone here will whiteknight her shortly


And unlike the usual situation, there's a chance she will sleep with them.
 
2012-12-16 01:18:50 PM  
It's probably not coincidental that counseling is now the only possible way she can avoid jail for the new crimes and probation violation.

winner winner heroin dinner.
 
2012-12-16 01:19:46 PM  
What took so long?

wizbangblog.com
 
2012-12-16 01:29:56 PM  
sad
 
2012-12-16 01:42:00 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I honestly cant think of anything I've seen her in



Only thing I ever saw her in was this clip. It's pretty memorable, though.
 
2012-12-16 02:04:26 PM  

ReapTheChaos: St_Francis_P: On the bright side, she was worthless to start with, so the loss isn't great.

I don't know why shes even a celebrity. Just now I looked her up on IMDB because I honestly cant think of anything I've seen her in, low and behold I haven't. she had a bit part in one movie that I've seen, but looking down her list of credits, she's hardly done anything.


People develop a strange relationship with celebs.

First, they adore them, even worship them, for whatever reasons. Normally a combination of their physical appearance/the roles the play/the lifestyle they can afford off-screen. But it's a strange duality....while some people love them, other people hate them for the exact same reasons.

Lindsay Lohan earned more money in a year making movies as a teenager than many people make IN A LIFE TIME. And, let's be honest, she was a cute kid, but didn't really have any redeeming qualities. She was attractive, but lots of young girls are.

Now people get a sick boost to their self-confidence to see a star fall. It's a nice smug feeling.

People are emotional invested in watching her crash and burn.
 
2012-12-16 02:09:16 PM  

phaseolus: ReapTheChaos: I honestly cant think of anything I've seen her in


Only thing I ever saw her in was this clip. It's pretty memorable, though.


excuse me while I play with my wand.
 
2012-12-16 02:12:03 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I don't know why shes even a celebrity. Just now I looked her up on IMDB because I honestly cant think of anything I've seen her in, low and behold I haven't. she had a bit part in one movie that I've seen, but looking down her list of credits, she's hardly done anything.


Mean Girls is a really funny movie (although she mostly plays straight man to the comedy). It's the last good thing she ever did
 
2012-12-16 02:17:08 PM  
Like the constant Britney updates, these will end too.
 
2012-12-16 02:20:19 PM  
Well, Harvest time is nearly over. She better get a move on if she's going to destroy herself completely.
 
2012-12-16 02:25:29 PM  
LiLo's pretty much old news and more trouble than worth. Emma Stone has a better track record with movies and doesn't have all the trainwreckness.

cdn.ndtv.com
 
2012-12-16 02:44:46 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [bossip.files.wordpress.com image 635x953] 

Look how her mouth is open for you.


They're certainly making those artificial sex dolls realistic these days..
 
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