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(Daily Mail)   Watching internet porn can cause memory loss. In other news, watching internet porn can cause memory loss   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 110
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2012-12-16 11:07:07 AM  
Yeah, but odds are it will be something I want to forget.
 
2012-12-16 11:37:13 AM  
I forgot why I came in here

/but I came, anyway
 
2012-12-16 11:41:27 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Hey Peter. Just uh, just checkin uh, the mail. I've uh....watching some of that...internet porn.
 
2012-12-16 11:41:58 AM  
Doesn't German porn usually involve shiat? I'd have a memory block too.
 
2012-12-16 11:52:51 AM  
There's porn on the internet? Why hasn't anyone told me this before?
 
2012-12-16 12:04:18 PM  
Huh. What an interesting article. I'll have to finish reading it later.
 
2012-12-16 12:05:10 PM  
Huh. What an interesting article. I'll have to finish reading it later
 
2012-12-16 12:05:53 PM  
Huh. What an interesting article I'll have to finish reading it later.
 
2012-12-16 12:13:52 PM  
I think this a repeat.
 
2012-12-16 12:22:37 PM  
Obvious tag is still fapping....
 
2012-12-16 12:52:19 PM  
Which is why you must carefully categorize your porn on your hard drive.
 
2012-12-16 01:02:19 PM  
On the contrary, I have seen this I will never be able to forget.

No matter how hard I try. . .
 
2012-12-16 01:09:09 PM  

Snarfangel: Which is why you must carefully categorize your porn on your hard drive.


www.social-fail.com
 
2012-12-16 01:10:38 PM  

SilentStrider: There's porn on the internet?


Not according to GIS
 
2012-12-16 01:26:50 PM  
This explains why I'm constantly waking up under a mountain of used tissues and an empty bottle of Jergens, with no memory of what happened.
 
2012-12-16 01:43:19 PM  
Did anyone know that porn could cause memory loss?
 
2012-12-16 01:49:31 PM  
Why am i here?
 
2012-12-16 02:17:18 PM  
Veni, vidi, obliti.
I came, I saw, I forgot. 

Okay, maybe "oblitus sum," but that doesn't fit right.
 
2012-12-16 02:58:25 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Did anyone know that porn could cause memory loss?


not just any old porn. but INTERNET porn
 
2012-12-16 03:02:00 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Did anyone know that porn could cause memory loss?

not just any old porn. but INTERNET porn


it's too bad, because if there was any porn I'd like to forget, it's old porn.
 
2012-12-16 03:04:19 PM  
I uhhh....errr....where am I?
 
2012-12-16 03:04:31 PM  
some of the porn I've seen I'd be glad to forget.
eye bleach, how does that work?
 
2012-12-16 03:05:02 PM  
Great. You've given Internet pedophiles the basis for an insanity plea. I hope you're happy!
 
2012-12-16 03:05:06 PM  
If internet porn caused memory loss, I would be dead. I would have forgotten how to breathe by now.
 
2012-12-16 03:07:04 PM  
I suggest an experiment.

Attempt to memorize this sequence of numbers: 2 5 9 8 7 4

Now go, um... "research the subject", and come back and see if you can still remember the sequence.
 
2012-12-16 03:07:11 PM  
I'm good.
Midget porn only causes short term memory loss.
 
2012-12-16 03:07:16 PM  
The men logged a significantly greater number of incorrect answers when they viewed the porn than when they saw the nonsexual images.

So it affects your memory while you're viewing porn. Says nothing about when you're done. Chances are it all goes back to normal.

/wipe hands on pants
 
2012-12-16 03:13:19 PM  
German study finds men turn forgetful when looking at erotic images

So the internet has what to do with it?
 
2012-12-16 03:13:23 PM  
Ever find yourself just staring at a... a...
 
2012-12-16 03:14:52 PM  
I just watched a German tranny get banged by a midget
 
2012-12-16 03:14:56 PM  

"Watching internet porn can cause memory loss. In other news, watching internet porn can cause memory loss "


That's why God created bookmarks, so you never have to search for your favorite porn videos again.


/Currently bookmarking a lot of Kayden Kross and Addison O'Riley videos

 
2012-12-16 03:15:50 PM  
Does that include horse porn?
 
2012-12-16 03:16:06 PM  
Who am I?
 
2012-12-16 03:17:53 PM  
Can also cause sperm loss. But that's the point.

/fap
 
2012-12-16 03:18:59 PM  

Snarfangel: Veni, vidi, obliti.
I came, I saw, I forgot. 

Okay, maybe "oblitus sum," but that doesn't fit right.


What about:

Veni, vidi, oblita quid viderim
 
2012-12-16 03:21:13 PM  
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
 
2012-12-16 03:22:30 PM  
What?
 
2012-12-16 03:23:11 PM  
You will never take away my collection of ancient Japanese erotic wood cuttings!!!
 
2012-12-16 03:30:41 PM  
What's the name of this website?

What's a website?
 
2012-12-16 03:31:30 PM  
Stock photo from the article:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Seriously?
 
2012-12-16 03:37:46 PM  

Dwedit: Stock photo from the article:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

Seriously?


Yeah, porn browses best with Netscape Navigator 2.0 and 15" interlaced monitors.
 
2012-12-16 03:39:19 PM  

neilbradley: Dwedit: Stock photo from the article:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

Seriously?

Yeah, porn browses best with Netscape Navigator 2.0 and 15" interlaced monitors.


Oh . . . that's the best.
 
2012-12-16 03:43:01 PM  

Ilmarinen: The men logged a significantly greater number of incorrect answers when they viewed the porn than when they saw the nonsexual images.

So it affects your memory while you're viewing porn. Says nothing about when you're done. Chances are it all goes back to normal.

/wipe hands on pants


Pictures of sports cars would have had the same effect. Something distracting vs something not.
 
2012-12-16 03:45:14 PM  

Dwedit: Stock photo from the article:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

Seriously?


The author must have been suffering from memory loss and forgot what year we are living in.
 
Xai
2012-12-16 03:49:05 PM  
In other news, the daily mail doesn't know the difference between 'attention' and 'memory'
 
2012-12-16 03:53:17 PM  
that would explain a lot
 
2012-12-16 03:53:17 PM  
Meh. Reading FARK has caused me drain bamage.
 
2012-12-16 03:57:17 PM  
Yeah but what I want to know is does internet porn cause memory loss?
 
2012-12-16 04:01:19 PM  
hmmm...did I see this one already? Can't remember. Better watch it again.
 
2012-12-16 04:02:06 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

I just wanna say... wait, what? Oh man, I got no idea what's goin' on...
 
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