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(Daily Mail)   Paris Hilton tones down the makeup for a Children's Hospital visit, and actually looks...good?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 97
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2012-12-16 06:53:16 AM
And she only gave syphillis to half the people in those pics.
 
2012-12-16 07:28:56 AM
I never thought she was bad looking. Just a vapid attention whore. And, yes, like many women, she does look a lot better with the make-up toned down.
 
2012-12-16 08:22:19 AM
I still want to tap that
 
2012-12-16 08:27:46 AM
It's not the the looks haters hate for. She's a vapid, horrific example of a human being. fark her in her 1% ass (won't be her first time).
 
2012-12-16 08:47:45 AM
She actually looks....desirable. Miracles are real.
 
2012-12-16 08:55:06 AM
Good for her. She should do more of this, and less time being a waste of humanity.
 
2012-12-16 09:20:18 AM
I wonder what bad news is about to come out about her that she's trying to get ahead of.
 
2012-12-16 09:53:54 AM
I'd wreck that so hard, Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.
 
2012-12-16 09:55:00 AM

mamoru: I never thought she was bad looking. Just a vapid attention whore. And, yes, like many women, she does look a lot better with the make-up toned down.


done in two herpes-free comments.
 
2012-12-16 10:13:22 AM
A young Laura Dern?
 
2012-12-16 10:18:29 AM
If a good deed falls in the forest un-Tweeted, does it make a sound?
 
2012-12-16 10:20:21 AM
I'd spunk in that trunk.
 
2012-12-16 10:21:41 AM
The fact that she's smiling instead of looking vacant also helps. She should do this more often, she appears to enjoy it and it helps the kids.
 
2012-12-16 10:25:26 AM
No, not really.

She still looks like an infected death camp marcher. Just not quite as STD'ey as before. But the twat still needs some sammiches and a brain.
 
2012-12-16 10:28:03 AM
Notice how her eyes always seem to follow the camera, no matter where it is in the room.
 
2012-12-16 10:35:00 AM

Gramma: The fact that she's smiling instead of looking vacant also helps. She should do this more often, she appears to enjoy it and it helps the kids.


How old is she now? Maybe she's actually growing up.
 
2012-12-16 10:36:32 AM

Counter_Intelligent: Notice how her eyes always seem to follow the camera, no matter where it is in the room.


Damnit, I hate being one to "defend" Paris Hilton, but did you not see the picture with Santa and the boy with prosthetic legs or the one where she's at the table with the kids?
 
2012-12-16 10:36:45 AM
She looks human
 
2012-12-16 10:38:06 AM

Counter_Intelligent: Notice how her eyes always seem to follow the camera, no matter where it is in the room.


What if there's two cameras in the same room?
 
2012-12-16 10:38:14 AM
If looks like Santa has a boner. I just pray it's because of her and not the kid. And all you haters can just suck it(Santa's Boner) because I would give her the ride of my life.
 
2012-12-16 10:40:36 AM
Instead of charging the hospital the $100,000 appearance fee she gets when she goes to parties, she's taking compensation in a lifetime supply of Valtrex.
 
2012-12-16 10:40:43 AM

Brick-House: If looks like Santa has a boner. I just pray it's because of her and not the kid. And all you haters can just suck it(Santa's Boner) because I would give her the ride of my life.


This is the wit that the Politics tab has been sorely lacking since November 6th.
 
2012-12-16 10:41:10 AM
I don't care how much she may have done it with the intention of honestly helping - given her track record, I still see it as nothing more than a cheap attempt to improve her public image.
 
2012-12-16 10:41:46 AM

WippitGuud: A young Laura Dern?


Dern's younger, slightly prettier sister, maybe.

She looks like she crawled out of a trailer park, NTTIAWWT, if you like that type of chick.

Count me in on the 'vapid, attention whore, waste of humanity' contingent.
 
2012-12-16 10:42:43 AM
I've never understood the appeal of makeup on women, you look like a clown with all that crap on your face, and it actually distracts from what natural beauty you have.

I briefly dated a woman once who had really terrible complexion so she would plaster her face with makeup every morning. I tried, unsuccessfully, to convince her that the reason she had that complexion was because her pores were clogged up with that crap all day long.
 
2012-12-16 10:47:54 AM
I'm amazed that any of the kids would want to meet her or that parents would let her around their children. How would they even know who she was if not for her idiotic behavior involving breaking the law. Maybe the kids recognize her from her porno work. That's the only reason any of us know of her. Damn this country has a short memory and attention span.
 
2012-12-16 11:07:34 AM
The second picture is about as close as she's ever going to get to a halo.
 
2012-12-16 11:11:26 AM
Who and why would let that idiotic slut into a children's hospital?

I would love to get her naked though. Golf ball, garden hose, etc.
 
2012-12-16 11:13:00 AM

Okoboji: I don't care how much she may have done it with the intention of honestly helping - given her track record, I still see it as nothing more than a cheap attempt to improve her public image.


Very true.

But the past two years have largely been devoid of her.

People change. She was young. I'm not saying it's a done deal but everyone likes a good redemption story. And better yet she actually has the potential to do something decent for a significant span of time since she is only 31.
 
2012-12-16 11:13:25 AM
she still looks like she has a syndrome
 
2012-12-16 11:16:26 AM
I think she's ridiculously sexy...always has been.


The fact that some of you can't get over the fact that she's had sex cracks me up. Your girlfriend (if you have one) has sucked LOTS of dick--just ask her, then come back and let us know how pure YOUR little princess is.
 
2012-12-16 11:17:46 AM

xaks: No, not really.

She still looks like an infected death camp marcher. Just not quite as STD'ey as before. But the twat still needs some sammiches and a brain.


She got 3 million from the Hilton family fortune. She's worth north of 100 million today. Virtually all of her wealth came from her trading on that image of an "STD'ey vapid twat" she projects, but she is quite obviously much better at financial management than you will ever be.
 
2012-12-16 11:18:51 AM
Why would she be visiting a Children's Hospital though? Great if she gives MONEY to the hospital, but if MY kid were sick in the hospital, I wouldn't want to have to explain to them who this person is and why she's famous.

Some hospitals get Hell boy and Jack Sparrow, this one gets a sex tape star?

?????
 
2012-12-16 11:20:18 AM
I consider her one of the smartest of the "attention" seekers, first to do a porno - then reality show where she banged out over 20million cash then disappeared from the limelight. In all when you consider the trainwrecks out there, paris is by far the smartest one of them all.

/don't believe me? look at her finances, she's worth over 40million and thats none of her grand daddies money - yet.
 
2012-12-16 11:21:15 AM
That's nice of her, but those kids have no idea who Paris Hilton is.
 
2012-12-16 11:28:20 AM
She always looks good, subby.
 
2012-12-16 11:31:32 AM
Much to my surprise, I did a GIS on vapid.  I was quite surprised to not find a single picture of her on the first page.  That is what I get for trying to make a point.
 
2012-12-16 11:36:10 AM
She always looks good. Really good. She's hot by anyone's standards if you don't know anything about her.

Too bad she has a Paul Ryan-level of compassion. "Look at me! Look at me! I am helping unfortunate people (by allowing them to be photographed with me).

/ She should just write a big check
// And go back to getting photographed in various modes of undress
 
2012-12-16 11:39:11 AM

buntz: Why would she be visiting a Children's Hospital though? Great if she gives MONEY to the hospital, but if MY kid were sick in the hospital, I wouldn't want to have to explain to them who this person is and why she's famous.

Some hospitals get Hell boy and Jack Sparrow, this one gets a sex tape star?

?????


Well we could always Sasha to visit?

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-12-16 11:39:47 AM

Mr. Eugenides: xaks: No, not really.

She still looks like an infected death camp marcher. Just not quite as STD'ey as before. But the twat still needs some sammiches and a brain.

She got 3 million from the Hilton family fortune. She's worth north of 100 million today. Virtually all of her wealth came from her trading on that image of an "STD'ey vapid twat" she projects, but she is quite obviously much better at financial management than you will ever be.


If, by "she", you mean the accountants that her family's millions got her, then yea, you may have a point.

Idiot.
 
2012-12-16 11:42:55 AM
Make fun of her all you want, but she is doing something good. What did you do today?

/would love to fark the shiat out of her
 
2012-12-16 11:46:14 AM

Litterbox: Make fun of her all you want, but she is doing something good. What did you do today?


Felt superior?
 
2012-12-16 11:51:25 AM

Fear_and_Loathing: Much to my surprise, I did a GIS on vapid.  I was quite surprised to not find a single picture of her on the first page.  That is what I get for trying to make a point.


To be fair, Google now filters the images, even with the filter off, so with the original GIS you might have gotten a porn shot of her.
 
2012-12-16 11:55:09 AM

xaks: Mr. Eugenides: xaks: No, not really.

She still looks like an infected death camp marcher. Just not quite as STD'ey as before. But the twat still needs some sammiches and a brain.

She got 3 million from the Hilton family fortune. She's worth north of 100 million today. Virtually all of her wealth came from her trading on that image of an "STD'ey vapid twat" she projects, but she is quite obviously much better at financial management than you will ever be.

If, by "she", you mean the accountants that her family's millions got her, then yea, you may have a point.

Idiot.


So quick to the ad hominem; you must be quite concerned that your preconceptions may be wrong. She's no Warren Buffet, but she obviously has more financial acumen than most give her credit for. I suspect she trades on that image to her own financial benefit.
 
2012-12-16 12:06:41 PM

Okoboji: I don't care how much she may have done it with the intention of honestly helping - given her track record, I still see it as nothing more than a cheap attempt to improve her public image.


THIS. Did she continue to visit with the kids after the camera man left?
 
2012-12-16 12:12:37 PM
Seems like that trip to the pokey fixed her right up. Haven't heard a peep from her in a very long time.
 
2012-12-16 12:18:21 PM
How can she illicit the healing power of laughter without makeup?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-16 12:26:30 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Notice how her eyes always seem to follow the camera, no matter where it is in the room.


Did you also notice that in those same pictures every kid was looking at the camera as well? I's almost as if they were taking a picture together.
 
Skr
2012-12-16 12:29:02 PM

vygramul: I'd wreck that so hard, Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.


If I had to go though an upper pennisula michigan with hundreds of gift shops dedicated to The Wreck of Paris Hilton, I'd probably shoot myself twice for good measure.
 
2012-12-16 12:31:58 PM
I think she looks beautiful and always thought her natural brown eyes were prettier than the blue contacts. But I think natural brown-eyed blondes are just gorgeous, men and women! Maybe it's because I'm the opposite, a brunette with light eyes, the old opposite thingie.
 
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