FreeLawyer: Fake. I am allergic to real./ it took a long time to realize real wasn't worth the problems.// Too bad. I love real trees.
fightingnewfoundlander: more than 1.2 million Christmas trees are growing quietlyYes, thanks.
MayoBoy: Ruined the oriental rugAsian American
Marcintosh: how much of the tree can you see if you've decorated it?
arentevenwords: /fyi b&b trees are a lot farking heavier than you think
The Southern Dandy: Having Christmas with a fake tree is like having sex with a blow up doll.
Jim_Callahan: //farking ignorant-ass hippies have ruined environmentalism for the actual, knowledgeable conservationists. We really need to look into resurrecting Theodore Roosevelt.
senoy: Is there a more inane topic than real vs. artificial Christmas trees?
Gortex: TFA was actually an interesting read. Where I'm from, (Nova Scotia), shipping Xmas trees to the US is a fairly big industry.
Fear the Clam: Gortex: TFA was actually an interesting read. Where I'm from, (Nova Scotia), shipping Xmas trees to the US is a fairly big industry.Thanks again for Boston's big tree. You guys rule.
Vangor: With a larger family, especially ones with young children, picking out, setting up, and decorating a real tree helps to observe Christmas.
megalynn44: If someone would deliver and later pick back up a live tree- I would happily rent one for Christmas.
ramblinwreck: I don't know a single person that buys one to be "green." I have a fake one because I remember from my youth how much of a pain in the ass real ones were.
aimtastic: My parents used the same fake tree my entire life until I was about 35, and they bought it three years before I was born.Turns out if you don't buy the cheapest fake tree you can find, it might last more than a small handful of years.
GORDON: There are more trees now in the USA than there were 100 years ago.GLOBAL WARMING.
BarkingUnicorn: ramblinwreck: I don't know a single person that buys one to be "green." I have a fake one because I remember from my youth how much of a pain in the ass real ones were.You're not supposed to sit on them, dummy.
KarmicDisaster: we use one of those Charlie Brown trees.
Gough: GORDON: There are more trees now in the USA than there were 100 years ago.GLOBAL WARMING.No, Smokey Bear...and not in a good way.
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