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(Philly.com)   What're you in for? Uh... illegally importing whale tusks. *hairy eyeball* ...and creating a nuisance?   (philly.com ) divider line
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2012-12-16 10:15:20 AM  
Has he rehabilitated himself?
 
2012-12-16 10:15:23 AM  
Did this headline sound better in someone's head?
 
2012-12-16 10:17:26 AM  
Son have you re-habilitated yourself?
 
2012-12-16 10:18:19 AM  
...And then they all moved back.
 
2012-12-16 10:20:27 AM  

trappedspirit: Did this headline sound better in someone's head?


Maybe if they heard it in four-part harmony, with feeling?
 
2012-12-16 10:25:00 AM  
TFA is worthless without glossy 5x7 photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.
 
2012-12-16 10:27:02 AM  
I would have plead for baleeniency
 
2012-12-16 10:28:54 AM  
"Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope
under those narwhal tusks."
 
2012-12-16 10:39:07 AM  
America's war on tusks, just giving way to the black market. Remember back in the day, when you could walk into a pharmacy, and just purchase all the whale tusks you needed? When are we going to rise up and get Government out of the way of our whale tusk purchases?

/whale tusks today, and tomorrow I won't even be able to have a turtle egg omelet.... slippery slope.
 
2012-12-16 10:39:57 AM  

poorjon: I would have plead for baleeniency


It was a fluke that he got caught in the first place. I wouldn't normally sei anything, because this is a bit of a gray area, but I think it's covered under New Jersey's blue laws.
 
TWX
2012-12-16 10:41:22 AM  
You can get... anything you want...
on the black maaaarkuuuuut...

/got nothin
//excepting Alice
 
2012-12-16 10:51:28 AM  

Coronach: TFA is worthless without glossy 5x7 8x10 photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.


ftfy
 
2012-12-16 10:53:23 AM  
Bravo subby (golf claps)

//that was horrible...
 
2012-12-16 10:56:26 AM  
I love you all. Now go sit over there on that bench that says Group W. NOW, KID!
 
2012-12-16 11:02:23 AM  

Keigh: Coronach: TFA is worthless without glossy 5x7 8x10 photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.

ftfy


27 8x10 glossy photographs...
Will be playing that in the car today. It's a tradition we have when starting out on a long drive.
 
2012-12-16 11:07:36 AM  
Maybe now I'll stop getting spam from these guys.
 
2012-12-16 11:18:11 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Maybe now I'll stop getting spam from these guys.


They're not proud. Or tired.
 
2012-12-16 11:18:50 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-16 12:14:25 PM  
"doesn't sound like much of a crime."

"...through the Vatican?"

KIIIIINNNNKY!!!
 
2012-12-16 12:14:57 PM  
....and we was all jumpin' up and down yelling "krill!" "Krill!" "Krill!" when a Sargent came over, pinned a medal on me and said "you're oar bouy...".
 
2012-12-16 12:30:15 PM  

firemanbuck: yelling "krill!" "Krill!" "Krill!"


Okay, I laughed.
 
2012-12-16 12:40:54 PM  
Hairy eyeball?
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-16 12:49:08 PM  
Jeez, son! You'll fit right in here.

Mad Eye Smithers here is in for coach-tipping.

Gruesome Joe is serving life for illegal whaling and lewd and pornographic Scrimshaw as well as violating men, women, children, domestic livestock, seals and the Disney copyright and trademarks on the Little Mermaid(TM).

Mumblety Peg is serving 40 years without possibility of parole for purloining letters and interferring with the Royal Post.

Georgious Georgina is convicted of witchcraft, illegally keeping a hog on the public commons, and curdling the dairymaid's milk by being so fugly.

And the Folsom Twins are serving two years plus a day for giving the hairy eyeball to a Peeler on duty.
 
2012-12-16 12:51:55 PM  
The accused said he felt he deserved a cetacean.
 
2012-12-16 01:27:58 PM  
Skin the cocksuckers, pour salt on 'em, hang 'em in the town square, then later dismember them. That's when I'm in a good mood.
 
2012-12-16 01:45:55 PM  

brantgoose: The accused said he felt he deserved a cetacean.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-12-16 02:57:39 PM  

brantgoose: The accused said he felt he deserved a cetacean.


Narwha'll he get out of these charges.
 
2012-12-16 06:39:36 PM  
In Alabama, the Tuscaloosa.
 
2012-12-16 07:24:22 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 765x419]


I'm just sitting on the bench. Just sitting here on the Group W bench...
 
2012-12-16 09:24:21 PM  
with the Father Rapers and Mother Stabbers?
 
2012-12-17 12:16:34 PM  

simplicimus: Keigh: Coronach: TFA is worthless without glossy 5x7 8x10 photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.

ftfy

27 8x10 glossy photographs...
Will be playing that in the car today. It's a tradition we have when starting out on a long drive.


...the twenty-seven eight by ten color glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.

/and then he looked at the seeing eye dog
//american blind justice
 
2012-12-18 12:27:22 AM  
wow, all the group 'w' bench and blazing saddles references ... it's nice to see that the geriatric population is active on the interwebs!
 
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