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(NJ.com)   Man's annual Christmas light display features music by Trans-Siberian Orchestra, synchronized to strobe lights, lasers, fog machines and 20-foot-high flames. Subby approves and thanks god he doesn't live next door   (nj.com) divider line 44
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2012-12-16 02:20:23 AM
Or live between Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito
 
2012-12-16 07:23:09 AM
Because nothing screams Christmas like pyro!

\m/
 
2012-12-16 07:28:48 AM
Man, that's cool. Never heard of such a thing. I hope a beer company takes notice and creates a reproduction for a holiday commercial.
 
2012-12-16 07:29:09 AM

SDRR: Because nothing screams Christmas like pyro!

\m/


HAH!
 
2012-12-16 07:39:25 AM
www.clarkgriswoldcollection.com
 
2012-12-16 07:42:03 AM
Trans Siberia Orchestra- never has so much orchestral talent been used for so little. It's the musical equivalent of a Little Rascal's episode- "My dad has two major chords, a minor chord and a full orchestra willing to beat out the blandest texture imaginable. My mom has a shred guitar solo. LET'S PUT ON A SHOW!"
 
2012-12-16 07:42:14 AM
Ah yes, another Christmastime Attention Whore or XAW.

/pretty original choice of TSO too, homes
 
2012-12-16 07:50:01 AM
Flafer can't even disbale auto focus. shiat head
 
2012-12-16 08:11:05 AM
Trans-Siberian Orchestra? How original.

/sick of these
 
2012-12-16 08:11:34 AM
I've seen displays actually liked. This one is just farking annoying.
 
2012-12-16 08:13:11 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Trans Siberia Orchestra- never has so much orchestral talent been used for so little. It's the musical equivalent of a Little Rascal's episode- "My dad has two major chords, a minor chord and a full orchestra willing to beat out the blandest texture imaginable. My mom has a shred guitar solo. LET'S PUT ON A SHOW!"


29.media.tumblr.com
/What SockMonkeyHolocaust may look like
 
2012-12-16 08:14:26 AM

abhorrent1: Trans-Siberian Orchestra? How original.

/sick of these


I head ya... maybe they should do some slayer... oh wait
ummm... deicide... i don't think that's been done yet
 
2012-12-16 08:20:32 AM
I heard Great White tried to do this last year but ended up burning their house down.

/too soon?
 
2012-12-16 08:21:35 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Trans Siberia Orchestra- never has so much orchestral talent been used for so little.


Well... I guess technically Chip Davis and Mannheim Steamroller aren't orchestral.
 
2012-12-16 08:26:43 AM
Missing something.
www.halfpricefireworks.com
 
2012-12-16 08:28:03 AM
The Real Houselights of New Jersey?

www.trendrabbit.com
Approves
 
2012-12-16 08:37:10 AM
Meh. Looks like the Homer-mobile of X-mas displays.
 
2012-12-16 08:43:03 AM
That is awful. That man should be kicked in nads and shiat upon.
 
2012-12-16 08:43:43 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Trans Siberia Orchestra- never has so much orchestral talent been used for so little. It's the musical equivalent of a Little Rascal's episode- "My dad has two major chords, a minor chord and a full orchestra willing to beat out the blandest texture imaginable. My mom has a shred guitar solo. LET'S PUT ON A SHOW!"


www.titaniumteddybear.net

Lighten up Francis. They do it because they can make money and it's fun. We should all be so lucky.
 
2012-12-16 08:59:05 AM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: Trans Siberia Orchestra- never has so much orchestral talent been used for so little. It's the musical equivalent of a Little Rascal's episode- "My dad has two major chords, a minor chord and a full orchestra willing to beat out the blandest texture imaginable. My mom has a shred guitar solo. LET'S PUT ON A SHOW!"

Was it scary? Having a gun placed to your head and being forced to read the article and watch the video?
 
2012-12-16 09:00:11 AM
dbirchall: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Trans Siberia Orchestra- never has so much orchestral talent been used for so little.

Well... I guess technically Chip Davis and Mannheim Steamroller aren't orchestral.


Oh my you're EDGY!!
 
2012-12-16 09:00:43 AM
Jesu Christo is Trans Siberian Orchestra awful. They are an excellent litmus test of someone's taste. If you like them, you have none.
 
2012-12-16 09:04:42 AM
Meh.

Wake me up when someone sets up christmas Tesla coil displays.
 
2012-12-16 09:10:57 AM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-12-16 09:17:59 AM

Not a-tall surprised instigator is retired DJ. Canna watch 14:37 of vid; too much/long/loud. LadyBelgara typed just above where I do, has a point.

i.imgur.com

In aid of pyro, mentioned above, this saved from Region 4 SwAdelinesIntl e-newsltr.
 
2012-12-16 09:21:06 AM
Jesus must be really proud.
 
2012-12-16 09:39:55 AM
And we don't even have our tree up yet.
 
2012-12-16 09:46:59 AM
What was that outfit? On the tip of my tongue. Something about artists' royalies, filesharing and all,,,
 
2012-12-16 10:03:01 AM
img694.imageshack.us

etc.
 
2012-12-16 10:53:57 AM
Are the fries done yet?
 
2012-12-16 11:20:31 AM
The should really pick some more appropriate music. Something like Styx's "Too Much Time (and money) On My Hands".
 
2012-12-16 12:29:42 PM
Wait, how is this greened?

Seriously, the youtube video had 701 views on it when I looked... probably all from Farkers.
 
2012-12-16 01:54:55 PM
I never understand the Trans Siberian Orchestra hate. Sure, they're not exactly pushing the musical envelope, but they can be a lot of fun to listen to around Christmas. I wouldn't care to listen to them 11 months out of the year, but up against Bing Crosby, Michael Bublé, Mannheim Steamroller, etc., Trans Siberian Orchestra is pretty entertaining.
 
2012-12-16 02:33:12 PM
Watching the video...

Dude needs to work on his timing. I've seen better.
 
2012-12-16 02:58:05 PM
Wow that sucked, timing way off and just all around suckiiness!

This is how its done!
 
2012-12-16 07:53:07 PM
I don't think I have ever seen a thread with a higher troll/post ratio. Why this thread? There are so many better targets.

/Fark trolls baffle me.
 
2012-12-16 08:59:58 PM

ComicBookGuy: Oh my you're EDGY!!


BEST. CATCHPHRASE. EVER.
 
2012-12-16 09:01:35 PM
Also, if you don't immediately roll your eyes and make a jerking off hand motion and don't stop for the entirety of this song after the guitarist starts doing pig squeals then man, I don't know if you can hang with my LARP crue any more, brosef.
 
2012-12-16 09:31:58 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Also, if you don't immediately roll your eyes and make a jerking off hand motion and don't stop for the entirety of this song after the guitarist starts doing pig squeals then man, I don't know if you can hang with my LARP crue any more, brosef.


It's spelled Broseph you ignorant poseur douche.
 
2012-12-16 10:23:47 PM

Savage Belief: Watching the video...

Dude needs to work on his timing. I've seen better.


This. I've done more complex cueing and timing with five flashlights and a rubber duck.

/ex-lighting designer.
//decided being able to pay my bills was better than the theatre.
 
2012-12-17 05:44:24 AM
I Love Rooster: And we don't even have our tree up yet.

You name tickles me!!
 
2012-12-17 08:41:18 AM

downtownkid: Jesu Christo is Trans Siberian Orchestra awful. They are an excellent litmus test of someone's taste. If you like them, you have none.


Oh and who do you like? Katy Perry? Hannah Montana? Name some good guitarists that can play Flight of the Bumblebee or Nutcracker Suite.

/loves metal
//loves classical
///TSO is a good blend
 
2012-12-17 08:58:39 AM

a61sun: Wow that sucked, timing way off and just all around suckiiness!

This is how its done!


I quite agree. The article is lame and way off on timing. C'mon, add more action to the lights.... it is a LIGHT show after all. 

/Sucky music, good show.
//Freaky
///O Carmina Burana!
////Better timing, could be the cameraman?
//TSO? Dubstepped? Oh my...
//Last one, promise.
 
2012-12-17 01:45:23 PM
and then there's the Original
 
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