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(The Morning Call)   Police find 170 bags of heroin inside a woman's bra. Yes, that's some kind of bust   (mcall.com) divider line 16
    More: Strange, Spencer Ackerman, heroin, Monroe County  
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2012-12-16 08:15:08 AM  
Cocaine-filled implants. Heroin-enhanced cleavage. How long until crystal meth and bath salts make their chesty debut?
 
2012-12-16 10:27:35 AM  
FTFA: when Pocono Mountain Regional Police Department stopped the vehicle he was riding in for speeding

FFS, drug mules. How many times do we have to go over this?

Do not speed when transporting illegal things.
 
2012-12-16 10:33:20 AM  

Ed Finnerty: Do not speed when transporting illegal things.


While you're at it, you should obey traffic laws, avoid DUI, and make sure your vehicle is in good working order. Also, don't road rage over stupid shiat.

I would make an awesome drug mule.
 
2012-12-16 10:36:30 AM  
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/oblig
 
2012-12-16 10:48:52 AM  
What gave her away?

Her boobs felt like bags of sand when groped by Federal agents.
 
2012-12-16 10:50:09 AM  
Her cups runneth over.
 
2012-12-16 10:50:23 AM  
Do you know why you were pulled you over?
 
2012-12-16 11:06:51 AM  
I once had some friends that thought it a good idea to haul a quarter pound of coke out of Jackson Hole, WY in one of these.

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I tried to tell them to rent a new Corolla, but no, she wanted to drive the freakin' Eldo...needless to say, Eddie is still locked up in a Federal Pen somewhere in Eastern Oregon.

Turns out the cops like to pull over things that "look out of place".

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Somehow I imagine these three farks barreling through the Poconos in some hood ride with four used tires, a cracked windscreen, about to break the sound barrier with their Bon Jovi cranked up to eleven...good riddance.
 
2012-12-16 11:14:55 AM  
How come these dopers are always so Farkin' ugly?
 
2012-12-16 11:18:40 AM  
Kinda old news here and it was a lot more than what they're reporting. Near my hometown unfortunately
 
2012-12-16 11:19:09 AM  
I'm Waiting For The Mams?
 
2012-12-16 11:21:30 AM  

OtherBrotherDarryl: /oblig


TYFT...was on this week.

Sex , Frank?
 
2012-12-16 11:37:12 AM  

thenooch: I once had some friends that thought it a good idea to haul a quarter pound of coke out of Jackson Hole, WY in one of these.

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I tried to tell them to rent a new Corolla, but no, she wanted to drive the freakin' Eldo...needless to say, Eddie is still locked up in a Federal Pen somewhere in Eastern Oregon.

Turns out the cops like to pull over things that "look out of place".

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Somehow I imagine these three farks barreling through the Poconos in some hood ride with four used tires, a cracked windscreen, about to break the sound barrier with their Bon Jovi cranked up to eleven...good riddance.


You forgot to mention the ridiculously dark tint on the windows.
 
2012-12-16 08:35:50 PM  
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2012-12-16 10:54:15 PM  
"The driver, Danielle Mitchell, 27, was taken into custody on suspicion of driving under the influence of heroin and prescription medications.

Ackerman was searched as a result, and police said they found 170 packets of heroin and a small amount of marijuana in her bra."

So if your in a vehicle that has the driver arrested, they can search you?
 
2012-12-17 05:14:02 AM  
"I dreamed I was smuggling heroine... in my Maidenform bra!"
 
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