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(Daily Mail)   Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel: Hottest piece of ass you will see all day (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2012-12-16 07:34:05 AM
Where do I apply for this job?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-16 07:41:22 AM
Sptiffy
 
2012-12-16 07:51:11 AM
I'm confused. This is a British newspaper, subby says the woman depicted is hot and she turns out to be, in fact, hot. It's like Fark is engaging in some weird Pavlovian experiment.
 
2012-12-16 09:44:21 AM
.. okay so is she biracial or an ode to skin cancer?
 
2012-12-16 09:48:54 AM
I do believe this breaks the typical DM/Sun "hot" rule. Well done, Subby.
 
2012-12-16 09:49:21 AM

thisispete: I'm confused. This is a British newspaper, subby says the woman depicted is hot and she turns out to be, in fact, hot. It's like Fark is engaging in some weird Pavlovian experiment.


Sometimes Lucy has to let Chuck kick the ball so he'll fall for it the next 5 or 10 times.
 
2012-12-16 09:51:53 AM
IANAG (I am not a guy) but if I could magically make my body look like any woman's in the world, I'd probably go for one of the women in yesterday's surf board thread - and you couldn't see a single rib on any of them.
 
2012-12-16 09:57:03 AM

thisispete: I'm confused. This is a British newspaper, subby says the woman depicted is hot and she turns out to be, in fact, hot. It's like Fark is engaging in some weird Pavlovian experiment.


They were getting too close to 10 "hot/cute" British trollbait threads in a row, so to prevent a Fark uprising they had to put one in that actually WAS hot 

/because it has to be the same subby that does all these right?
/tinfoil hat
 
2012-12-16 09:57:10 AM

Krymson Tyde: Where do I apply for this job?


You'll have to join the queue, which currently stretches twice around the earth.
 
2012-12-16 09:57:31 AM
I'm not sure what makes her posterior any better than another I might happen upon today. It's still pretty early here.
 
2012-12-16 10:01:51 AM
For some reason I expected an actual donkey to appear in this article.
 
2012-12-16 10:12:51 AM
I'm going to get so studmanned for this, but I find her really generic.
 
2012-12-16 10:18:18 AM
I have to agree. Another superficial bimbo in a world of superficial bimbos.
 
2012-12-16 10:25:16 AM

Nogale: IANAG (I am not a guy) but if I could magically make my body look like any woman's in the world, I'd probably go for one of the women in yesterday's surf board thread - and you couldn't see a single rib on any of them.


Studchick69? That's a new one.

I'm sorry but this chick is hotter than any surfer girl.
 
2012-12-16 10:26:43 AM
Meh, not too bad. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.

Yea, yea, yea, Studman69 and all. *shrug* Just another too damn skinny 20something.
 
2012-12-16 10:46:30 AM
I'd give her a poel.
/iykwimdy?
 
2012-12-16 10:50:11 AM
I have a sudden urging to eat corn.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-16 10:50:29 AM
Pretty nice. But she needs some boobies before I'd call her hot.

/Boob man.
 
2012-12-16 10:52:12 AM
It' so sad when we objectify and dehumanize a perso . . . sweet Mother of God!
 
2012-12-16 11:11:05 AM
Krymson Tyde
Where do I apply for this job?

Judging by the cutline, I'd say a furniture store.

Natural beauty: The smiling supermodel sits pretty in a sun lounger for a shot
 
2012-12-16 11:16:11 AM
Has anyone mentioned tongue punching her fart box?
 
2012-12-16 11:24:00 AM

RoyHobbs22: Has anyone mentioned tongue punching her fart box?


you must have missed my wanting to eat corn comment above, and we all know where corn comes from.
 
2012-12-16 11:26:25 AM
Would literally eat her from head to toe.

With a spoon and a fork.
 
2012-12-16 11:32:31 AM
She has nice skin. She must bathe in semen.
 
2012-12-16 11:39:20 AM

Nogale: IANAG (I am not a guy) but if I could magically make my body look like any woman's in the world, I'd probably go for one of the women in yesterday's surf board thread - and you couldn't see a single rib on any of them.


You can't see a rib on this chick either. She's one of those hot, naturally skinny chicks that doesn't look anemic. Plus, dat ass!
 
Skr
2012-12-16 11:40:11 AM
She looks a like a cross between Cameron Diaz and Uma Thurman to me. Very pretty, but I'd probably think of her as a stunt double.
 
2012-12-16 11:42:16 AM
Great body and wow that ass! But her eyes have that "stare into the abyss" kind of crazy to them. Enjoy the pictures all you want but if you ever see this monster in person run like your life depends on it.
 
2012-12-16 11:48:43 AM

Blurredplacebo: I'm going to get so studmanned for this, but I find her really generic.


Yeah, me too. Which isn't to say she isn't hot. She is, it's just nothing we haven't seen before.
 
2012-12-16 11:51:05 AM

radiobiz: But her eyes have that "stare into the abyss" kind of crazy to them.


With her, I wouldn't even care if the abyss was watching.
 
2012-12-16 12:06:49 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Doutzen has an even better ass.

Too bad the article doesn't include the pic in the preview. DAILY FAIL.
 
2012-12-16 12:11:00 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: For some reason I expected an actual donkey to appear in this article.


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2012-12-16 12:13:33 PM

Ringshadow: .. okay so is she biracial or an ode to skin cancer?


Your jealousy is predictable. Not every woman wants to look like a pasty boy-bodied butch librarian like you. Some women like being feminine and sexy.
 
2012-12-16 12:20:10 PM
Who? (Looks). Okay, I'll take her as a Christmas gift.
 
2012-12-16 12:22:32 PM

Ross E. Krushan: Ringshadow: .. okay so is she biracial or an ode to skin cancer?

Your jealousy is predictable. Not every woman wants to look like a pasty boy-bodied butch librarian like you. Some women like being feminine and sexy.



Damn, someone's corn flakes are sure soggy and yellow-tinged...
 
2012-12-16 12:24:48 PM

Christian Bale: Ross E. Krushan: Ringshadow: .. okay so is she biracial or an ode to skin cancer?

Your jealousy is predictable. Not every woman wants to look like a pasty boy-bodied butch librarian like you. Some women like being feminine and sexy.


Damn, someone's corn flakes are sure soggy and yellow-tinged...


So, stop pissing in your wife's cereal.
 
2012-12-16 12:27:22 PM
Bah, you can get a similar build with an extra 8 inch cock in Brazil.

NSFW
 
2012-12-16 12:34:30 PM
Swanepoel definitely has a magnificent bum! Not too big and not too flat. I'm a woman and I wouldn't mind squeezing it! :)
 
2012-12-16 12:35:07 PM

Wyalt Derp: Krymson Tyde: Where do I apply for this job?

You'll have to join the queue, which currently stretches twice around the earth.


And you have to be gay...and a eunuch.
 
2012-12-16 12:35:20 PM

Brick-House: I have a sudden urging to eat corn.

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OK, what's wrong with me that I don't understand this comment? Enlighten me, someone? Thanks!
 
2012-12-16 12:39:09 PM

Ringshadow: .. okay so is she biracial or an ode to skin cancer?


She does have a deeper tan than other beach-scene models, that's for sure. Not sure if it's spray or sun-begotten. I like to get a little tan in the summer because, unfortunately and to my ever-present angst, I have the transparent white skin; meaning that when I'm cold you could trace a Mapquest on me because my veins show through. I hate that. I would give anything for the beautiful alabaster complexion!
 
2012-12-16 12:39:33 PM

Krymson Tyde: Where do I apply for this job?
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It's a "production assistant" or "fashion stylist".

Fashion photo PA is a crappy job. I've had it. Yes, you get to "hang out" with hot models all day, but the vast majority of the time, you're holding up a piece of cardboard to reflect light, or repositioning flashes. Along with that, it's gotta be the worst "hurry up and wait" job I've ever had- shoot 15-20 frames, find one you like, model gets hair/makeup/outfit redone for 45 minutes, you dick around on your phone.

Fashion stylists have it a bit better- no grunt work, working directly with the models, occasionally get to see T&A, but to get that spot, you'll probably have spent at least a few years working in a salon doing hair and makeup, and then (hopefully) have studio photo experience as well, for which the making-up is quite different than what it would be for a "night out".

In 6 months of work, I got to grab precisely ONE fine ass, and even then it was because I was holding the model up by it.
 
2012-12-16 12:51:15 PM
Wow.

41 posts and NOBODY has said theyr'e gooing to their bunk.


You guys are slipping.
 
2012-12-16 12:55:20 PM

grinding_journalist: Krymson Tyde: Where do I apply for this job?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x322]

It's a "production assistant" or "fashion stylist".

Fashion photo PA is a crappy job. I've had it. Yes, you get to "hang out" with hot models all day, but the vast majority of the time, you're holding up a piece of cardboard to reflect light, or repositioning flashes. Along with that, it's gotta be the worst "hurry up and wait" job I've ever had- shoot 15-20 frames, find one you like, model gets hair/makeup/outfit redone for 45 minutes, you dick around on your phone.

Fashion stylists have it a bit better- no grunt work, working directly with the models, occasionally get to see T&A, but to get that spot, you'll probably have spent at least a few years working in a salon doing hair and makeup, and then (hopefully) have studio photo experience as well, for which the making-up is quite different than what it would be for a "night out".

In 6 months of work, I got to grab precisely ONE fine ass, and even then it was because I was holding the model up by it.


Is this you?
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-16 12:56:25 PM

mr intrepid: Wow.

41 posts and NOBODY has said theyr'e gooing to their bunk.


You guys are slipping.


Freudian slip, anyone?
 
2012-12-16 12:56:30 PM
Nice ass, head empty as a cardboard box. Meh.
 
2012-12-16 12:58:46 PM

Jamdug!: She must bathe in semen.


I don't appreciate you mentioning Ke$ha in this SFW thread, sir!
 
2012-12-16 01:00:04 PM

Krymson Tyde: mr intrepid: Wow.

41 posts and NOBODY has said theyr'e gooing to their bunk.


You guys are slipping.

Freudian slip, anyone?


I daresay that "gooing" to their bunk is the penultimate Freudian slip, dear! Brilliant.
 
2012-12-16 01:03:25 PM

Krymson Tyde: grinding_journalist: Krymson Tyde: Where do I apply for this job?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 300x322]

It's a "production assistant" or "fashion stylist".

Fashion photo PA is a crappy job. I've had it. Yes, you get to "hang out" with hot models all day, but the vast majority of the time, you're holding up a piece of cardboard to reflect light, or repositioning flashes. Along with that, it's gotta be the worst "hurry up and wait" job I've ever had- shoot 15-20 frames, find one you like, model gets hair/makeup/outfit redone for 45 minutes, you dick around on your phone.

Fashion stylists have it a bit better- no grunt work, working directly with the models, occasionally get to see T&A, but to get that spot, you'll probably have spent at least a few years working in a salon doing hair and makeup, and then (hopefully) have studio photo experience as well, for which the making-up is quite different than what it would be for a "night out".

In 6 months of work, I got to grab precisely ONE fine ass, and even then it was because I was holding the model up by it.

Is this you?
[i141.photobucket.com image 315x225]


I dunno, I thought Krymson's insider info was interesting. His observation about the "hurry up and wait" is definitely something I've heard from people throughout the years who have been involved in fashion and other advertising shoots. You'd need to have the patience of a saint, it seems.
 
2012-12-16 01:23:42 PM
I'd still hit it, but I'd

Honest Bender: Pretty nice. But she needs some boobies before I'd call her hot.

/Boob man.


Same here, plus, her face leaves something to be desired. Not saying I wouldn't hit it, but there are prettier women out there. As for that ass, she's no Keyra

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bfolder.ru
 
2012-12-16 02:00:14 PM

Mega Steve: I'd still hit it, but I'd Honest Bender: Pretty nice. But she needs some boobies before I'd call her hot.

/Boob man.

Same here, plus, her face leaves something to be desired. Not saying I wouldn't hit it, but there are prettier women out there. As for that ass, she's no Keyra

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That is pretty epic -- I thought it was sports reporter Inez Saenz (spelling?). No skillz -- maybe someone can do the culo comparison.
 
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