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(Daily Mail)   Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower, Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket Sandy Hook Elementary School   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2012-12-16 10:55:42 AM
9 votes:
Vuvuzelas are the only solution.
Really. Right in their faces.
2012-12-16 09:46:24 AM
7 votes:
are they TRYING to get themselves murdered?

WBC: 'we have rights! we can protest anywhere!'
locals: 'a-yup. say sheriff, why don't you go check out the north forty. I hear martha's out that way with a flat tire.'
sheriff: 'why sure, I'll head on out there for while. might take me all day though, that martha...she's got terrible car troubles.'
WBC: 'um...hey, we' got rights. you have to stay here to protect us!'
sheriff: 'you don't look like your in any danger, right fellas?'
locals: 'oh they're fine. just fine.'
sheriff: 'ok then, see you all tomorrow! [drives off]'
WBC: 'well um...ok then, I guess we'll just be going now...'
locals: 'why don't we help you to the elevator'
WBC: 'hey! we're on the first floor! and we got rights! WE'LL SUE!
locals: 'well you'll try anyways...boys, go pry open them doors on the 10th floor. we'll move 'em up in batches...'
WBC: [screams] *dies*
2012-12-16 07:02:31 AM
6 votes:
They won't even show. They threatened to picket the funerals of the Amish school shootings here a few years back, got tons of press and outrage, and then never showed up.

They troll so hard now they don't even have to show up.

I wish the media outlets would all agree "do not mention anything about these farksticks, except the day when the inevitable 'WBC head Fred Phelps found raped to death by rabid wildebeest; wildebeest to get ticker-tape parade' story breaks."
2012-12-16 11:03:24 AM
4 votes:
Westboro Cult (they are not a Baptist Church) is nothing more than a front group funded by Progressive organizations to make Christians look bad

No real Christian would protest at the funerals of 20 murdered children. Only someone that would support infanticide would even consider such evil

Westboro Cult founder Fred Phelps is buddies with Al Gore, and has contributed to his political campaigns over the years. That is fact. The Phelps Family are DEMOCRATS

The Westboro Cult/Phelps Family are also all Bar Certified lawyers...and stage these protests to lure opponents into lawsuits. They are really no different than the Liberal Democrat Trial Lawyers that are the biggest fund raisers for the DNC

Note also that none of the Gay Rights Group ever protest against Westboro Cult and their anti-homosexual themed protests. There is a reason why the Gay Rights Groups do not protest Westboro...they are both funded by the same Liberals

Of course, your non-three-digit IQ Liberal DoucheCrat will always try to link Westboro Cult with Christian Conservatives...when in fact Westboro is die-hard Liberal
2012-12-16 10:53:31 AM
4 votes:

TWX: Runs_With_Scissors_: I know how to deal with these farks.

During the Columbine memorial service a group of religious farkers showed up an did what they do: Handmade signs, screaming that god wanted the massacre to happen. (For all I know it was them.) A group of students gathered around them and started to sing 'Amazing Grace'. A bunch of other people joined in, and then more. Very soon the singing drowned out the vile screaming. No matter where they went, or what they said they were hidden and silenced by grieving people singing hymns.

That's what should happen tomorrow, instead of people screaming back at them.

Really? As beautiful as a concept as that is, i would like them to be tarred and feathered and stuck together as a clump, all standing up,

in various positions suggesting that they're sodomizing each other while the tar is still sticky.

FTFY
2012-12-16 08:09:25 AM
4 votes:

mikemoto: Yes, admins, thanks for greenlighting this. Because if there's one thing these asshats need, it's more publicity.


NEVER QUESTION THEM.

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2012-12-16 11:30:28 AM
3 votes:

DancingElkCondor: chuckufarlie: Funk Brothers: Here's a tip for the residents of Newtown, just ignore them and don't go and see them protest. They're protected under the 1st Amendment in the case of Snyder v. Phelps.

When the WBC sees people ignoring them and/or not showing up to counter protest, they will probably give up.

you don't have to "go see them", they will be across the street from the funeral services.

They are not going to go away just because people ignore them. That is a rather childish notion.

Not as long as they have the Left supporting them and mentioning them in every article. You can tell their fans by the stupid responses to my earlier post.

Westboro are Democrats


0/10. You went full derp right off the bat. You never go full derp right off the bat.
2012-12-16 10:50:50 AM
3 votes:
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2012-12-16 09:53:08 AM
3 votes:

mikemoto: Yes, admins, thanks for greenlighting this. Because if there's one thing these asshats need, it's more publicity.


img.photobucket.com
2012-12-16 12:24:16 PM
2 votes:

clane: All i see Liberals build are little Clinics where two go in and one comes out and thanks to Obamacare I get to help pay for that.


So we liberals build Thunderdomes?

I neer knew that. Cool.

Plonk.
2012-12-16 11:16:31 AM
2 votes:
I'm waiting for the inevitable family feud and they start protesting each other.
2012-12-16 10:59:44 AM
2 votes:
If you really want to render the WBC ineffective, we should get thousands upon thousands of people to "join" legally. Then whenever a protest is planned anywhere, overwhelm them by being legally permitted to carry huge signs blocking out theirs and have 500 signs to every 1 of theirs. And be sure the signs have something really funny or stupid on them.

i94.photobucket.com
2012-12-16 10:53:32 AM
2 votes:
i305.photobucket.com
TWX
2012-12-16 10:44:25 AM
2 votes:
Runs_With_Scissors_:
I know how to deal with these farks.

During the Columbine memorial service a group of religious farkers showed up an did what they do: Handmade signs, screaming that god wanted the massacre to happen. (For all I know it was them.) A group of students gathered around them and started to sing 'Amazing Grace'. A bunch of other people joined in, and then more. Very soon the singing drowned out the vile screaming. No matter where they went, or what they said they were hidden and silenced by grieving people singing hymns.

That's what should happen tomorrow, instead of people screaming back at them.


Really? As beautiful as a concept as that is, i would like them to be tarred and feathered and stuck together as a clump, all standing up, while the tar is still sticky.
2012-12-16 10:31:43 AM
2 votes:
i253.photobucket.com
2012-12-16 02:20:35 AM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-16 03:02:21 PM
1 votes:
Sooner or later, one of the counter-protestors is going to show up with a flamethrower. Thank God for HD video capability in most modern smartphones.
2012-12-16 02:48:48 PM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: eddiesocket: david_gaithersburg: Farking goddamn Westboro democrats.

Oh, you. Explain why their rhetoric matches Huckabee and Fischer. Are they Democrats too?

.
I don't know, are they registered demoncrats like the WBC folks?


I clicked the "Smart" and "Funny" buttons but this post remained stupid and sad.

Those buttons don't work.
2012-12-16 02:40:27 PM
1 votes:
Apparently Anonymous are getting involved.

http://betabeat.com/2012/12/anonymous-goes-after-westboro-baptist-chu r ch-members-over-plans-to-picket-sandy-hook-funerals/
2012-12-16 01:44:41 PM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: taunt the crap out of you until I'm temporarily banned.



ragefaces.s3.amazonaws.com
2012-12-16 01:32:14 PM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Farking goddamn Westboro democrats.


Ooo, can I play?

Farking goddamn Republican Oklahoma City Bomber!
2012-12-16 01:22:46 PM
1 votes:

clane: your right, i stand corrected all christians are evil all Liberals that spend billions of tax dollers handing out money are good... got it


25.media.tumblr.com

Weird. Who said that?

i949.photobucket.com

/or, it could be that you're talking out of your ass, and the world is not as black and white as you pretend it is.
2012-12-16 12:37:25 PM
1 votes:

clane: MacEnvy: Inquisition

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You are brainwashed, not all Christians are evil, some dedicate their lives to good, some build hospitals, some feed the hungry, and some provide medicine to those in need. I drive down the road and see HUGE Christian hospitals with thousands and thousands of people working them.

All i see Liberals build are little Clinics where two go in and one comes out and thanks to Obamacare I get to help pay for that.

As far as the Westboro Baptist Church goes these are insane people that found a way to abuse the First Amendment. I just wish all of their mothers would have visited one of your clinics years ago.


Jesus guys, when do we get that "Potato" voting button?
2012-12-16 12:37:19 PM
1 votes:
Let's drop them on Iran from 37,000 ft.

/I know, I know that would be an act of war.
// I swear I thought they could fly.
2012-12-16 12:35:11 PM
1 votes:
Sink any lower? Satan's been filing noise complaints with his HOA about the racket the Phelpses keep making from underneath Hell.

You'd think that the media would just STOP ENCOURAGING THEM, but fat chance of that.
2012-12-16 12:23:50 PM
1 votes:

Marcintosh: brap: Ignored "brap". If you want to completely hide ignored user comments, change the "Show header of ignored comments" option in your user profile.

cute - and there's your sign you horses ass


Um, er, come back to me Fred, I can change?
2012-12-16 12:17:53 PM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: trappedspirit: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Admins who green WBC submissions are worse than the WBC.

Like a zillionty times worse. amirite?

I wouldn't go that far. Maybe a brazillion.


Challenge Accepted:
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2012-12-16 12:16:04 PM
1 votes:
Why can't the cops start finding drugs on THESE ASSHOLES.
2012-12-16 12:13:08 PM
1 votes:

brap: Ignored "brap". If you want to completely hide ignored user comments, change the "Show header of ignored comments" option in your user profile.


cute - and there's your sign you horses ass
2012-12-16 11:59:56 AM
1 votes:
All these shootings lately, and no one picked the WBC as a target? I'd love to seem them picket a funeral if it was their own who got shot. Which gets me thinking, can you imagine what kind of protest there will be when Fred Phelps dies? Say what you will about "stooping to their level" I know I'll be there with my "FRED IS DEAD" sign. Hope they bury him so I can shiat on his grave.
2012-12-16 11:53:33 AM
1 votes:
2012-12-16 11:51:24 AM
1 votes:
Just had a random thought that I'd like to throw out there to see if I'm right....

What would happen if Obama suddenly decided he was going to all the funerals, and that there had to be Secret Service protection for all of them? Would that-group-whose-name-I-don't-speak back up or be utterly stupid enough to try and stand their ground against them?

Now THAT would be a popcorn moment.
2012-12-16 11:47:24 AM
1 votes:
Paging Frank and Roxy to Newtown, Connecticut

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2012-12-16 11:45:38 AM
1 votes:

DancingElkCondor: chuckufarlie: Funk Brothers: Here's a tip for the residents of Newtown, just ignore them and don't go and see them protest. They're protected under the 1st Amendment in the case of Snyder v. Phelps.

When the WBC sees people ignoring them and/or not showing up to counter protest, they will probably give up.

you don't have to "go see them", they will be across the street from the funeral services.

They are not going to go away just because people ignore them. That is a rather childish notion.

Not as long as they have the Left supporting them and mentioning them in every article. You can tell their fans by the stupid responses to my earlier post.

Westboro are Democrats


I see you are in Florida, DancingElk. Well, that just about says it all. You are excused from class now.
2012-12-16 11:39:09 AM
1 votes:
www.fybertech.com


Plan and simple.
2012-12-16 11:38:00 AM
1 votes:
WBC... great.

and the anti-gun people say there are no valid reasons to own a gun....
2012-12-16 11:22:56 AM
1 votes:

DancingElkCondor: And you are one of the morons I was talking about....thank you for proving my points.


I'm a moron for pointing out you're either a troll, or an idiotic conspiracy theorists the likes of would make Alex Jones seem sane?

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Bravo, dude. You are actually being sincere about what you just said, aren't you? You ACTUALLY think the Westboro Baptist Church is a "librul conspiracy" to make Christians look bad, or actually think that rational people equate a professional religious scam group with Christians as a whole?

Do you have to wear a towel to keep the drool off your clothing?
2012-12-16 11:18:01 AM
1 votes:

Prey4reign: One good thing emerged from all of this:

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DAT ASS!!!

Question -- Can WBC sink lower than this?

Answer -- Yes. They could bring their own Bushmasters to the protest and open fire on the mourners.


I'm sorry. Upon review, the caption to the photo should have been DAT'S AN ASS???
2012-12-16 11:17:02 AM
1 votes:
If somebody is out there thinking about shooting up a school or shopping mall, I have a different target for you to consider.
2012-12-16 11:14:48 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: elffster:
Anyways, they came here to spew out their derp during the funeral of a solider that died in Iraq or Afghanistan...

I dont think WBC had much time to protest much, since they got the hint quite fast that people were just not happy to see them and they were generally not welcome AT ALL around here.

Where is this place? Brandon, Mississippi. So for everyone that complains about MS (myself included), we did at least manage to get one thing right (for once).

Relevant point... since your state passed a constitutional amendment that is 100% in line with the WBC's beliefs with 86% of your people voting for it. Having your counter-protests only when soldiers or kids are involved doesn't really distinguish you.


Hey I never said this place wasnt filled with idiots. It is. Its a robot factory of massive proportions. Thats why I dont want to be here, lol. I farking hate this place.
2012-12-16 11:12:08 AM
1 votes:
Where's a gun-wielding maniac when you actually need one?
2012-12-16 11:08:49 AM
1 votes:

DancingElkCondor: Westboro Cult founder Fred Phelps is buddies with Al Gore, and has contributed to his political campaigns over the years. That is fact. The Phelps Family are DEMOCRATS


Which has to do with what, exactly? Please. Tell us more.

DancingElkCondor: The Westboro Cult/Phelps Family are also all Bar Certified lawyers...and stage these protests to lure opponents into lawsuits. They are really no different than the Liberal Democrat Trial Lawyers that are the biggest fund raisers for the DNC


Fred Phelps was debarred because of his massive ethics violations in the past, as well as the use of the court to file frivolous lawsuits in hopes of settlement.

DancingElkCondor: Note also that none of the Gay Rights Group ever protest against Westboro Cult and their anti-homosexual themed protests. There is a reason why the Gay Rights Groups do not protest Westboro...they are both funded by the same Liberals


You're trolling here, right? Please, please tell me you're trying to Poe.


Wow. I never thought I'd see, of all things, Westboro Conspiracy Theorists.
2012-12-16 10:47:00 AM
1 votes:
I dunno, I'm excited. There a people out there who genuinely believe the world is going to end in less than a week; WBC may be getting more than they bargained for with this one
2012-12-16 10:46:39 AM
1 votes:
Why couldn't Adam Lanza have gone and killed all the Westboro Baptist Church ass wipes? He would have been hailed a hero and had a national holiday named after him.
2012-12-16 10:46:24 AM
1 votes:
Please bring politics into everything...
Please bring politics into everything...
Yes!
My wish came true..
2012-12-16 10:03:51 AM
1 votes:

nekom: Was the obvious tag out to see a movie or something?


It was busy fighting the fail tag for dominance.
2012-12-16 09:58:10 AM
1 votes:
Was the obvious tag out to see a movie or something?
2012-12-16 09:26:45 AM
1 votes:

minoridiot: They don't deserve to call themselves christian.


Riiiight.

Still pales in comparison to, say, an Inquisition. Or dozens of abortion clinic bombings.
2012-12-16 09:20:18 AM
1 votes:
Just once I'd like to read a story to the effect of "WBC plans to picket interrupted by lack of airplane tickets" where every single airline simply refused to sell these people tickets.
2012-12-16 08:37:41 AM
1 votes:

sno man:
Bontesla had the right idea in one of the non greens last night, to form a human wall between them and the funerals, not confrontational, just to isolate them into irrelevance.


Do what they did when they tried to picket Comi-con in 2010. People just came out and made fun of them until they left.

Youtube video of the counter protest, and it is GLORIOUS.

Getting angry at these people only furthers their goals. They feed on the attention it gives them. That's why things like the Patriot Riders, while noble, irk me. They're giving them EXACTLY what they want.Ridiculing them, and laughing? They tend to pack their stuff up and leave.
2012-12-16 08:20:04 AM
1 votes:
Dear God, could you send the next gun-toting whack-job to WBC for a visit?
2012-12-16 07:05:39 AM
1 votes:
So is this the thread where we vent righteous indignation against lawsuit trolls, and pretend like these douchebags actually matter instead of just doing what we should be doing, and not giving them ANY attention, media or otherwise?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

THESE PEOPLE ARE A PROFESSIONAL SCAM. NOTHING ELSE.
2012-12-16 04:24:58 AM
1 votes:

Osomatic: There is actually no low to which these people can sink. Because they're not in it for their supposed beliefs, they're in it for a living. They employ full-time lawyers to file applications for demonstrations. Many are denied, and so then they file lawsuits under the first amendment - but of course they will usually settle for some money. This is what these people do. When they actually show up to "protest," they are usually there for about 30 minutes or less and then they get the heck out of there.

Therefore, the VERY best thing that we can all do is allow them to do whatever the hell they want. Let them hold up their signs, and laugh at them. They don't mean it. They've almost never meant it. Let them do their thing and laugh and laugh and laugh at them. But always let them do their thing. Because it is only in not being allowed that they make their dough. They must always be allowed. It is so irriating, I know. But they must always always be allowed.

Because if they have nobody to sue, they will eventually have to go away, because they won't have any money.


Very nice. To put it succinctly, don't give these attention seeking coonts any farking attention.
2012-12-16 03:45:43 AM
1 votes:
So is this what all Christians are like?
2012-12-16 02:56:05 AM
1 votes:
I don't like these people very much.
2012-12-16 02:51:11 AM
1 votes:
The Phelps family are all lawyers and once upon a time Fred Phelps was a prominent civil rights attorney before being disbarred
2012-12-16 02:12:56 AM
1 votes:
Out of 300 million people, there is always bound to be a few complete and absolute farktards
 
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