GungFu: Cane Toads vs Bats: The Battle Begins
sunblock_suppository: A handful of BBs thrown straight up towards bats is very effective. The bats start tracking the BBs as insect targets, and give chase....Straight into the ground.Gravity as kinetic poison maybe?
big pig peaches: Are these native of are they invasive in Australia?
Molavian: I don't get it. The story is that they can use guns for pest control again? So what?
BitwiseShift: Apparently Aussies don't each keep a handful of guns for culling the herd. They must like their fellow humans enough to trade the entertainment of the latest overnight deaths for sporting news instead.
LevonLongoria: sunblock_suppository: A handful of BBs thrown straight up towards bats is very effective. The bats start tracking the BBs as insect targets, and give chase....Straight into the ground.Gravity as kinetic poison maybe?1) Fruit bats don't chase insects.2) Don't you suppose that echolocation allows the bats to hear the ground approaching? Ground has a nearly infinitely larger sonar profile than a BB.
Kit Fister: I thought guns were strictly controlled and almost banned in Australia?
WelldeadLink: The noise in your Australian attic might be Anne Frank trying to deal with lights, noise, netting, electric shock, poison, hot chilli spray. Well... not that the lights and noise would bother her.
dryknife: Can't they use a Donk?
CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Approves:[www.onlinepublishingcompany.info image 275x183]
ojin_migoto: If I stand on the balcony in the evening, I can see flocks- gigantic, massively numerous clouds of the, flying overhead.
Bealach: If you want to get rid of bats on your property anywhere, you're a farking idiot. They eat tons of bugs (literally) and reduce the need for pesticides. And they're harmless - the stories about trying to get into your hair are 100% bullcrap.
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