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(Des Moines Register)   Zero who traded drugs for candy doesn't get a payday, instead gets sentenced to prison, where fellow inmates won't be able to stop snickering   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 47
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2012-12-15 11:13:38 PM
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"I traded WHAT?!"
 
2012-12-15 11:24:03 PM
A good lawyer will cost him at least a 100 grand...
 
2012-12-15 11:30:06 PM
He didn't have a choice. Take the setup or take the shank.

Here's a pretty one.

selfproclaimedmegalomaniac.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-15 11:56:37 PM
And now he's no jolly rancher.
 
2012-12-16 12:35:14 AM
I think he was already in prison.
 
2012-12-16 12:41:20 AM
One crime for financial fraud, one crime for drug related crimes involving candy, the man is almost 70. Sounds like someone might be marking items off a rather bizarre bucket list.
 
2012-12-16 12:41:54 AM
He's in mounds of trouble.

(oh, c'mon, someone had to say it)
 
2012-12-16 12:42:11 AM
He'll soon be a big guy's Nutty Buddy.
 
2012-12-16 12:44:11 AM
Big Guy's name is Heath. he likes to make the fresh fish eat his Salted Nut Roll
 
2012-12-16 12:44:34 AM

WilliamLeeTwitch: He'll soon be a big guy's Nutty Buddy.


He may have to eat his bon-bons.
 
2012-12-16 12:46:20 AM
Gonna be ridin' the wide Hershey highway.
 
2012-12-16 12:46:58 AM
I seem to have a sudden craving for Juicy Fruit
 
2012-12-16 12:47:20 AM
Sounds like a real smarty.
 
2012-12-16 12:47:30 AM
Dude will get violated in the wood shop with a Whatchamacallit. He'll be sucking someone's Scrumdiddlyumptious.
 
2012-12-16 12:47:47 AM
Suckin' on some black licorice.
 
2012-12-16 12:50:41 AM

Hector Remarkable: WilliamLeeTwitch: He'll soon be a big guy's Nutty Buddy.

He may have to eat his bon-bons.


And pull his Charleston Chew until it shoots Gogurt.
 
2012-12-16 12:51:34 AM
Yeah, now he's gonna get his lolly popped, if you know what I mean...
 
2012-12-16 12:52:23 AM
well i didn't read the story .. i don't have time too but ..

This is like a long running Elephants turd.
 
2012-12-16 12:56:37 AM
His Heshey highway is going to be the milky way.
 
2012-12-16 12:58:14 AM
He had tattoos up and down his arm,

There's nothing more dangerous than an old fart with charm.
 
2012-12-16 12:59:59 AM
No more Chuckles for him.
 
2012-12-16 01:04:11 AM
guy is starving waiting for his court case
sells a few oxy to get some sugar

what's the big deal?
nothing to see here
 
2012-12-16 01:05:48 AM
You don't want to drop your Clark Bar in the shower and wind up spending the night squeezing some guy's Baby Ruth.
 
2012-12-16 01:07:08 AM
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
 
2012-12-16 01:11:15 AM
"A Marion man previously convicted on 47 counts of wire fraud and money laundering in federal court was found guilty Thursday for distributing oxycodone in the Linn County Jail." "He also faces up to 675 years on the 47 charges and his sentencing is pending in that case."

This is the least of his worries.
 
2012-12-16 01:19:04 AM
Snickering

I can't help but think that this is slang for what happens to guys with amorous black cellmates.
 
2012-12-16 01:43:40 AM

Strongbeerrules: He had tattoos up and down his arm,

There's nothing more dangerous than an old fart with charm.


Lucky charms, that is.
 
2012-12-16 01:59:40 AM
What a Zero looks like... 

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/white on the outside and filled on the inside?
 
2012-12-16 02:41:24 AM
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Diabeetus. I would bet it's diabeetus.
 
2012-12-16 03:12:08 AM
What's the point of a sentence that runs concurrently to an already existing sentence?
 
2012-12-16 03:13:06 AM
I hear his prison nickname is Baby Ruth. Probably didn't take long for someone to pop his Big Cherry.
 
2012-12-16 03:25:03 AM
I wonder if he'll make a fast break the first time bubbalicious grabs his skittles and tells him to taste the rainbow.
 
2012-12-16 03:43:15 AM
HAHA, male on male rape. Still funny!
 
2012-12-16 03:49:08 AM
Prevent rape... and just say "yes".
 
2012-12-16 03:50:05 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: What's the point of a sentence that runs concurrently to an already existing sentence?


+1
 
2012-12-16 05:10:00 AM
I would fark a pilot whale for a Klondike bar.
 
2012-12-16 06:31:09 AM
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2012-12-16 08:15:02 AM
Ah yes... prison rape. Totally not cruel and unusual punishment. Hilarious!
 
2012-12-16 08:16:29 AM
Honest Bender

Prolly the most worthless character in the lineup.

/And I disappear!
 
2012-12-16 08:26:10 AM
He's going to wish he had an Everlasting Gobstopper...

/got nuthin
 
2012-12-16 08:50:11 AM

Strongbeerrules: He had tattoos up and down his arm,

There's nothing more dangerous than an old fart with charm.


No more rhyming now, I mean it!
 
2012-12-16 09:35:58 AM
I know that Japanese WWII Pilots have fallen on hard times, but this is ridiculous.
 
2012-12-16 10:46:49 AM

m053486: Honest Bender

Prolly the most worthless character in the lineup.

/And I disappear!


Shame, too, since he's the coolest one of them all.
 
2012-12-16 12:02:20 PM
No Payday for him.
 
2012-12-16 02:28:11 PM

m053486: Honest Bender

Prolly the most worthless character in the lineup.

/And I disappear!


Says the person who doesn't know how to effectively use him.

/can clear an entire area in less than ten seconds in PT2
 
2012-12-16 03:11:40 PM
The authorities really put a licking on that Dum Dum.
 
2012-12-16 04:44:41 PM
Kuroshin: Says the person who doesn't know how to effectively use him.

/can clear an entire area in less than ten seconds in PT2


Liked Zero on single player as it was easy to run through levels and complete objectives. Seems a bit lame in online play.

"Oh, sweet, that guy just put out a turret! And that other dude is healing everybody! I'm gonna disappear for 5 seconds!"

Any tips or tricks to a lowly Lvl 37 aspiring sniper are appreciated...

/Soooo bad at video games, but still love 'em.
//Been playing as Gage lately, love me some robot.
 
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