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(ABC News)   California mall on lockdown due to shooting that will happen tomorrow .. or ABC should make sure their clock is right   ( divider line
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2012-12-15 10:15:56 PM  
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Freedom in action.
2012-12-16 02:29:03 AM  
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davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.

Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.
2012-12-16 01:44:07 AM  
1 vote:

Canton: Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?

Hmmmm.... 6 days to go before the Mayan end of the world....

Maybe it will come due to an exponential increase every day of nutbars shooting a bunch of people or blowing shiat up?

Might be a good plot line for a sci fi / horror story.
2012-12-15 11:34:05 PM  
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2012-12-15 11:18:54 PM  
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2012-12-15 10:47:36 PM  
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phrawgh: I'm waiting for Huckabee and friends to comment on how if we had god in the malls, we wouldn't have these shootings.

You trying to tell me god already isn't in the mall? Jesus man, if even god doesn't care about sales and bargains.. WHY SHOULD I?????

Wait a minute.. If god isn't in malls, and sales are below expectations then... Holy shiat.. God is the reason for the bad economy!!!
2012-12-15 10:42:31 PM  
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2012-12-15 10:30:12 PM  
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Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty
2012-12-15 10:29:12 PM  
1 vote:

whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!
2012-12-15 10:27:58 PM  
1 vote:

Canton: Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?

Besides the school shooting this other shiat is also known as Tuesday.

See, the difference is a tragedy happened this week so the media, and you at home notice typical farked up bullshiat that happens all the farking time more than usual.

Don't worry by next week all this shiat will be on page 14 again and we'll be fighting over if Ke$ha is fat or not
2012-12-15 10:27:04 PM  
1 vote:
Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...
2012-12-15 10:24:55 PM  
1 vote:
Now the shooter in this case should have his gun rights taken from him. Geez, he didn't hit anyone and he was in a shopping mall in mid-December! How could he miss?
2012-12-15 10:24:37 PM  
1 vote:
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This crap has to STOP...
2012-12-15 10:21:55 PM  
1 vote:
So what? Now every farking nutjob with a beef is going to go on a rampant orgy of psychological mental masturbation by running around full retard shooting places up? Is that what's hot in the city this week? I think I'll just stay home for a few weeks and see how this pans out. It's cool, got my shopping done anyway. Went to the mall today, in and out...15 min...crowded, but nobody started shooting pseudo sperm at me from their phallic symbol of personal substitution.
2012-12-15 10:20:24 PM  
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Cautiously awaiting 12/22/12 so everyone can STFU & GBTW....Until then I'm hoarding twinkies and watching Fox and Friends.
2012-12-15 10:20:03 PM  
1 vote:
Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut
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