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2012-12-15 11:22:05 PM

maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel


Point the ancient Yuletide barrel
 
2012-12-15 11:22:12 PM

impaler: cman: Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut

Was going to post the same thing.


Bah - This is nothing. The RIP Facebook page for Victoria Soto was created 4 days before she died.
 
2012-12-15 11:22:50 PM

Strobeguy: Amos Quito: Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?

Im curious as to what you would consider a 'good' gun.



Any gun that is in the hands of authority, obviously.

For we all know that authority knows best, and always has the best interests of the people at heart, whether that authority be Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Liberal, Capitalist, Socialist, Communists, Fascist, or God-King, authority ALWAYS knows best, and serves the best interest of the people.

Need proof?
 
2012-12-15 11:25:26 PM

maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel


rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel


rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom
 
2012-12-15 11:29:20 PM
oops I missed a rat-a-tat
 
2012-12-15 11:34:05 PM
i1232.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 11:42:54 PM

Allen262: Screen grab before it is fixed...


Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.
 
2012-12-15 11:50:48 PM

pudding7: Remember, now is not the time to discuss guns.

/gag


I was driving home tonight, listening to KFI 840 here in SoCal when Mo Kelly indignantly said exactly that. Followed, unbelievably, by "I don't care if you're atheist, Christian, Muslim, whatEVER! If what happened doesn't change how you question WHY we are here? Then you are not a human being."

I just rolled my eyes and shut off the radio.

/seriously, go fark yourself, Mo Kelly.
 
2012-12-15 11:51:26 PM

liltingbanshee: oops I missed a rat-a-tat


We can do "Little Gunner Boy" next.
 
2012-12-15 11:52:22 PM

A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS


What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?
 
2012-12-15 11:54:38 PM

Coco LaFemme: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom


See the Glock, Sig-Saur, and Taurus
 
2012-12-15 11:57:54 PM
I would be curious to know what percentage of spree killers in the past two decades or so were on anti-depressants.

/side effect may include homicidal tendencies
 
2012-12-16 12:04:04 AM

Amos Quito: Strobeguy: Amos Quito: Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?

Im curious as to what you would consider a 'good' gun.


Any gun that is in the hands of authority, obviously.

For we all know that authority knows best, and always has the best interests of the people at heart, whether that authority be Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Liberal, Capitalist, Socialist, Communists, Fascist, or God-King, authority ALWAYS knows best, and serves the best interest of the people.

Need proof?


An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject.
 
2012-12-16 12:11:12 AM

cman: Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut


Fox is covering it, too. Would that make his head explode? I'm not really familiar with his particular delusions.


Alleyoop: Allen262: Screen grab before it is fixed...

Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.


ABC News won't load at all for me with Chrome. I've stopped bothering to click the links.
 
2012-12-16 12:13:24 AM

Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?


Someone caught the shots fired on video
 
2012-12-16 12:26:55 AM

fusillade762: Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.

ABC News won't load at all for me with Chrome. I've stopped bothering to click the links.


Weird, I just clicked on it and it loaded.
 
2012-12-16 12:27:00 AM

kartofelkopf: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x545]

Freedom in action.


That was beyond stupid.
 
2012-12-16 12:27:59 AM

panfried: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?

Someone caught the shots fired on video


Well, that makes it fairly obvious it was just someone trying to stir up shiat and get on the news.
 
2012-12-16 12:34:09 AM

lewismarktwo: panfried: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?

Someone caught the shots fired on video

Well, that makes it fairly obvious it was just someone trying to stir up shiat and get on the news.


Or maybe this crazy guy had a last minute change of heart and decided to unload in the parking lot, sparing another farked up situation.
 
2012-12-16 12:35:15 AM

fusillade762: cman: Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut

Fox is covering it, too. Would that make his head explode? I'm not really familiar with his particular delusions.


Alleyoop: Allen262: Screen grab before it is fixed...

Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.

ABC News won't load at all for me with Chrome. I've stopped bothering to click the links.



AP link, with correct date.
 
2012-12-16 12:46:48 AM
This is green?

You idiots sure get worked up over typographical errors.
 
2012-12-16 01:06:04 AM

panfried: lewismarktwo: panfried: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?

Someone caught the shots fired on video

Well, that makes it fairly obvious it was just someone trying to stir up shiat and get on the news.

Or maybe this crazy guy had a last minute change of heart and decided to unload in the parking lot, sparing another farked up situation.


Ok, so some crazy guy had a last minute change of heart and decided to unload in the parking lot, to stir up shiat and get on the news.
 
2012-12-16 01:17:07 AM
If I lived in Fat Iran right now, I wouldn't be sending my kids to school next week. Or go to a movie. Or go to a mall to finish up my Christmas shopping.

/just sayin'
 
2012-12-16 01:26:21 AM

WhippingBoy: If I lived in Fat Iran right now, I wouldn't be sending my kids to school next week. Or go to a movie. Or go to a mall to finish up my Christmas shopping.

/just sayin'


So you're a pussy who's afraid of lightening?
 
2012-12-16 01:42:28 AM

amquelbettamin: Coco LaFemme: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom

See the Glock, Sig-Saur, and Taurus


rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom
 
2012-12-16 01:44:07 AM

Canton: Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?


Hmmmm.... 6 days to go before the Mayan end of the world....

Maybe it will come due to an exponential increase every day of nutbars shooting a bunch of people or blowing shiat up?

Might be a good plot line for a sci fi / horror story.
 
2012-12-16 01:46:11 AM
CSB - my buddy used to work at Fashion Island as a security guard. we called it Fascist Island and thought it was hilarious. on graveyard shifts the security guards used to race the golfcarts in the parking structure. my buddy wrecked and put one on its side and unsurprisingly got fired. he had trouble finding work after that but fortunately for him as a reservist he got mobilized to the Gulf. my point is that fascist island has a long history with gun violence.
 
2012-12-16 01:52:19 AM

Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK


Responsible and trained concealed carry civilian refrains from firing because there's an innocent bystander behind the shooter? His presence causes the shooter to kill himself? HOLY HELL! HOW DID THIS STORY GET THROUGH THE FILTERS!!???!?!???? The media is NEVER supposed to report on this kind of incident.
 
2012-12-16 01:55:20 AM

SurelyShirley: Newport Beach? Did he throw a temper tantrum after Daddy denied him the Bentley for Christmas?


More likely that he was bombed out of his mind or was out of lines. I've been in Newport Beach; the drivers there are the largest collection of drunks and total assholes I've ever run into.

Fun Fact: Fashion Island is supposed to be the most expensive real estate in the country.
 
2012-12-16 02:20:13 AM

cretinbob: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

I'm betting it's not even gun shots.


Someone is going to get shot by an overzealous cop, security guard, or CCW holder for popping a balloon soon.
 
2012-12-16 02:22:37 AM
Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn
 
2012-12-16 02:23:01 AM

Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK


Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.
 
2012-12-16 02:26:31 AM

CygnusDarius: Not to scare anyone, but we're 5 minutes till midnight.


It was after midnight GMT, but I don't think ABC runs on GMT.
 
2012-12-16 02:29:03 AM

davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.


Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.
 
2012-12-16 02:55:18 AM

Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn


If only cars had some purpose other than killing things.
 
2012-12-16 03:14:25 AM
Late Saturday, Lowe identified the shooter as Marcos Sarinana Gurrola of Garden Garbage Grove.

Garbage Grove was my second guess, with Santa Ana being my first.

/You can never go wrong guessing Santa Ana when it comes to stabbings, gunfire, etc.
 
2012-12-16 03:15:46 AM

Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn


It has already been done. Some tard drove his car on purpose into a bunch of young school kids playing outside.
 
2012-12-16 03:42:17 AM
Come here little gunner boy
media.victoriassecret.com 
Take that Goth right out of em!
 
2012-12-16 03:44:19 AM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

It has already been done. Some tard drove his car on purpose into a bunch of young school kids playing outside.


Yeah, but cars are really useful, so it cancels out.
 
2012-12-16 03:44:58 AM

liltingbanshee: amquelbettamin: Coco LaFemme: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom

See the Glock, Sig-Saur, and Taurus

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom


Start the combat long-gun chorus!

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

/this shiat won't stop till American culture stops going full Zardoz and quits thinking the gun is good and the penis is evil
//so may as well have a new Fark tradition to rival Biatchmas
 
2012-12-16 04:04:40 AM
No, it won't stop till the media stops its nonstop breathless excited reporting of every single post-mass shooting incident as OMFG! HEADLINES! BLOOD! RATINGS!!

I mean, look at what we've gotten today:

A guy with a gun shoots at cops in a hospital. He's killed two others are hurt. It's reported initially as a MASS SHOOTING although it was not. Without the lead-in from yesterday, it might have gotten a sad comment after the standard political/local tragedies because, let's face it, a one-person-dead police shooting is not news.

Shots fired at a mall--nothing happened, no one was hurt, suspect taken into custody. If it hadn't been for the tragedy in Connecticut, this would not even have been news here in So Cal, because this shiat happens.

Earlier, a student in Texas (?) was arrested for ALLEGEDLY planning to shoot up his school Monday. Which means he might have done it if he'd remembered by then. If it hadn't been for Connecticut, do you think anyone would have even bothered to call the cops?

Now, it's a sad commentary on our society that these things happen at all; but let's be realistic here: These three incidents, if yesterday's horror at the kindergarten had not happened, would not even be a blip on the national radar. Nobody except the local news would have even remarked on them, and nobody would be combining them into some kind of dreadful national trend. Why are these things happening with such awful regularity? WHY O WHY???? WHAT IS THE COMMON DENOMINATOR HERE????

Well....what IS the common denominator here? Hint: Who is responsible for us knowing all about them and making sure we know they're all related somehow?
 
2012-12-16 04:05:54 AM
Oklahoma. FTFM.
 
2012-12-16 04:43:48 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.

Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.


Concealed weapons permit opponents will cite the permit holder's caution as proof that concealed weapons permits create an increased risk to public safety, just as they cited the restraint of the concealed weapons permit holder during Mr. Jared Loughner's criminal actions as proof of such a danger.
 
2012-12-16 04:59:50 AM

Allen262: [img339.imageshack.us image 850x458]
/Screen grab before it is fixed...


Before what is fixed? If you actually read what you grabbed you will see that it plainly states that the shooting happened on SATURDAY. No typos, no time travel, etc. Go get another cup of coffee and try again.
 
2012-12-16 05:20:36 AM
Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself.

And we know the shooter saw the CC guy and that's what caused him to shoot himself how exactly?

This CC guy says he was hiding behind a pillar then took cover in a store. But he's the big hero who saved the day simply because he took out a gun that the may not have even seen? And the shooter wasn't planning to kill himself until he saw our hero with his gun out? But he saw our hero and came to the sudden conclusion that he should kill himself?
 
2012-12-16 05:29:07 AM
Stop shooting.
 
2012-12-16 05:48:02 AM

fusillade762: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

If only cars had some purpose other than killing things.


If only porpoises had a purpose they'd all be better mammals.
 
2012-12-16 06:13:49 AM

lewismarktwo: WhippingBoy: If I lived in Fat Iran right now, I wouldn't be sending my kids to school next week. Or go to a movie. Or go to a mall to finish up my Christmas shopping.

/just sayin'

So you're a pussy who's afraid of lightening?


He's afraid of Americans - he's afraid of the world.
I'm afraid he can't help it.
 
2012-12-16 06:17:26 AM

Dimensio: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.

Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.

Concealed weapons permit opponents will cite the permit holder's caution as proof that concealed weapons permits create an increased risk to public safety, just as they cited the restraint of the concealed weapons permit holder during Mr. Jared Loughner's criminal actions as proof of such a danger.


The duel of the fallacious positions. When both sides are wrong, the debate will never end.
At least until people get bored and move on to something else.
 
2012-12-16 06:43:51 AM

Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn


There are more restrictions on owning and operating a car then there are for guns
 
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