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2012-12-15 10:15:56 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Freedom in action.
 
2012-12-15 10:16:47 PM  
Mass copy-cat AK47 Glock shooter
 
2012-12-15 10:16:50 PM  
It's tomorrow on the other side of the ponds.
 
2012-12-15 10:16:52 PM  
Calif. Mall on Lockdown After Shots Fired

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. December 16, 2012 (AP)
/facepalm...
 
2012-12-15 10:17:02 PM  
Remember, now is not the time to discuss guns.

/gag
 
2012-12-15 10:20:03 PM  
Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut
 
2012-12-15 10:20:17 PM  
img339.imageshack.us
/Screen grab before it is fixed...
 
2012-12-15 10:20:24 PM  
Cautiously awaiting 12/22/12 so everyone can STFU & GBTW....Until then I'm hoarding twinkies and watching Fox and Friends.
 
2012-12-15 10:21:55 PM  
So what? Now every farking nutjob with a beef is going to go on a rampant orgy of psychological mental masturbation by running around full retard shooting places up? Is that what's hot in the city this week? I think I'll just stay home for a few weeks and see how this pans out. It's cool, got my shopping done anyway. Went to the mall today, in and out...15 min...crowded, but nobody started shooting pseudo sperm at me from their phallic symbol of personal substitution.
 
2012-12-15 10:23:37 PM  
What's the profile on these shooters? Angry white 20-somethings?

Seems like we could spend a bit of time looking at the reasons these people are freaking out and gunning people down. It isn't a gun problem, it's a mental health problem.

Maybe it's our society's glamorization of trollers, like Anonymous, or maybe it's desensitization to violence due to overly violent video games. Who knows? But whatever it is, let's figure it the fark out before tragedies like this get more frequent.
 
2012-12-15 10:24:37 PM  
blindgossip.com 

This crap has to STOP...
 
2012-12-15 10:24:46 PM  
Bugs Bunny's Lunar Tunes (1991) (TV)
Marvin: I will now call my key witness!
Judge: Key witness?
Bugs Bunny: Key witness?
Eyeball: Key witness?
[Cut to Marvin holding up a sign marked KEY WITNESS, which is pointing to a Key on legs being sworn in as a witness]
Bugs Bunny: Key witness!

[In a flashback, Bugs spots Marvin's flying saucer]
Bugs: [Pointing behind him towards Marvin's saucer] Wha... What's up, Doc?
Marvin: That is our Intergalactic Flying Space Saucer. We are returning to Mars in it.
Bugs: We?
Marvin: Yes! Isn't it delightful?
 
2012-12-15 10:24:55 PM  
Now the shooter in this case should have his gun rights taken from him. Geez, he didn't hit anyone and he was in a shopping mall in mid-December! How could he miss?
 
2012-12-15 10:25:34 PM  
Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?
 
2012-12-15 10:26:51 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What's the profile on these shooters? Angry white 20-somethings?

Seems like we could spend a bit of time looking at the reasons these people are freaking out and gunning people down. It isn't a gun problem, it's a mental health problem.

Maybe it's our society's glamorization of trollers, like Anonymous, or maybe it's desensitization to violence due to overly violent video games. Who knows? But whatever it is, let's figure it the fark out before tragedies like this get more frequent.


Temple of Artemis. Google it.
 
2012-12-15 10:26:59 PM  
Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS
 
2012-12-15 10:27:04 PM  
Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...
 
2012-12-15 10:27:56 PM  

A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS


Upon reflection I have decided that maybe these tweets were important. Very important.

I retract my previous comment.
 
2012-12-15 10:27:58 PM  

Canton: Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?


Besides the school shooting this other shiat is also known as Tuesday.

See, the difference is a tragedy happened this week so the media, and you at home notice typical farked up bullshiat that happens all the farking time more than usual.

Don't worry by next week all this shiat will be on page 14 again and we'll be fighting over if Ke$ha is fat or not
 
2012-12-15 10:28:52 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What's the profile on these shooters? Angry white 20-somethings?

Seems like we could spend a bit of time looking at the reasons these people are freaking out and gunning people down. It isn't a gun problem, it's a mental health problem.

Maybe it's our society's glamorization of trollers, like Anonymous, or maybe it's desensitization to violence due to overly violent video games. Who knows? But whatever it is, let's figure it the fark out before tragedies like this get more frequent.


/Sadly, in the case of mass murderers, yes,..its usually a white male..in his 20's. I'm sure there is profiles for each type of crime to help capture the suspect. There has sadly been allot of shootings to give them all the data they need to pretty much nail the race/age of the shooter. Even down to what car he may drive.
 
2012-12-15 10:29:12 PM  

whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...


rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!
 
2012-12-15 10:30:12 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!


Tis the season to get shooty
 
2012-12-15 10:32:59 PM  

styckx: Canton: Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?

Besides the school shooting this other shiat is also known as Tuesday.

See, the difference is a tragedy happened this week so the media, and you at home notice typical farked up bullshiat that happens all the farking time more than usual.

Don't worry by next week all this shiat will be on page 14 again and we'll be fighting over if Ke$ha is fat or not


Of course, the Clackamas Town Center shooting happened the Tuesday before the Sandy Hook tragedy, so there's that. The media was already in the mood to cover a senseless mass murder. (Not that it wouldn't have, anyway.)

Part of what is wrong this week is the media.
 
2012-12-15 10:33:10 PM  
Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK
 
2012-12-15 10:35:58 PM  
GMT?
 
2012-12-15 10:36:47 PM  
Tens of thousands are either killed by themselves or others via guns each year.

It's terrible for all involved, but that doesn't mean we should post it on the front page every time something of that sort happens.
 
2012-12-15 10:40:53 PM  

Canton: styckx: Canton: Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?

Besides the school shooting this other shiat is also known as Tuesday.

See, the difference is a tragedy happened this week so the media, and you at home notice typical farked up bullshiat that happens all the farking time more than usual.

Don't worry by next week all this shiat will be on page 14 again and we'll be fighting over if Ke$ha is fat or not

Of course, the Clackamas Town Center shooting happened the Tuesday before the Sandy Hook tragedy, so there's that. The media was already in the mood to cover a senseless mass murder. (Not that it wouldn't have, anyway.)

Part of what is wrong this week is the media.


They've seriously have going full farking retard over this shooting though. That Adam kid is a martyr already.. The media is so disgustingly fixated on body count, and now they've moved on to how many times each victim was hit.. That might as well cue up Super Mario Brothers music and put a high score counter in their coverage about it.
 
2012-12-15 10:41:46 PM  
Newport Beach? Did he throw a temper tantrum after Daddy denied him the Bentley for Christmas?
 
2012-12-15 10:42:31 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-12-15 10:43:45 PM  
I'm waiting for Huckabee and friends to comment on how if we had god in the malls, we wouldn't have these shootings.
 
2012-12-15 10:46:18 PM  
Ban all guns. Clearly this has nothing to do with mental health or media sensationalizing of vile acts committed by disenfranchised people
 
2012-12-15 10:46:45 PM  
With all this violence in the world, maybe TotalFark is the only place you're really safe.
 
2012-12-15 10:47:36 PM  

phrawgh: I'm waiting for Huckabee and friends to comment on how if we had god in the malls, we wouldn't have these shootings.


You trying to tell me god already isn't in the mall? Jesus man, if even god doesn't care about sales and bargains.. WHY SHOULD I?????

Wait a minute.. If god isn't in malls, and sales are below expectations then... Holy shiat.. God is the reason for the bad economy!!!
 
2012-12-15 10:48:23 PM  
 
2012-12-15 10:52:46 PM  
 
2012-12-15 10:54:14 PM  
This should be against the law.
 
2012-12-15 10:55:21 PM  

whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty


rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!
 
2012-12-15 10:59:54 PM  
Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?
 
2012-12-15 11:00:39 PM  
I looked down at my system clock, and it was a day ahead too. I don't recall that being an issue earlier, but I never really paid much attention to it.
 
2012-12-15 11:06:12 PM  

A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS


I'm betting it's not even gun shots.
 
2012-12-15 11:06:45 PM  
So I guess with all these shootings this Christmas should be christened the Die Hard Christmas?
 
2012-12-15 11:08:51 PM  

Amos Quito: Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?


Im curious as to what you would consider a 'good' gun.
 
2012-12-15 11:09:44 PM  

Strobeguy: Amos Quito: Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?

Im curious as to what you would consider a 'good' gun.


GIS "Dildo Gun"
 
2012-12-15 11:10:06 PM  
I live right near there, so not getting a kick at all.
 
2012-12-15 11:12:08 PM  

styckx: Strobeguy: Amos Quito: Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?

Im curious as to what you would consider a 'good' gun.

GIS "Dildo Gun"


You can't GIS things like that any more you have BIS things like that now.....
 
2012-12-15 11:13:09 PM  

amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!


Don we now combat apparel
 
2012-12-15 11:13:56 PM  
 
2012-12-15 11:17:53 PM  

cman: Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut


Was going to post the same thing.
 
2012-12-15 11:18:54 PM  
ARM THE GAP
 
2012-12-15 11:19:23 PM  

zulius: Calif. Mall on Lockdown After Shots Fired

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. December 16, 2012 (AP)
/facepalm...


DAMN YOU, DOCTOR WHO!! DAAAAAMNNNN YYYOOOOUUUUU
 
2012-12-15 11:22:05 PM  

maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel


Point the ancient Yuletide barrel
 
2012-12-15 11:22:12 PM  

impaler: cman: Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut

Was going to post the same thing.


Bah - This is nothing. The RIP Facebook page for Victoria Soto was created 4 days before she died.
 
2012-12-15 11:22:50 PM  

Strobeguy: Amos Quito: Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?

Im curious as to what you would consider a 'good' gun.



Any gun that is in the hands of authority, obviously.

For we all know that authority knows best, and always has the best interests of the people at heart, whether that authority be Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Liberal, Capitalist, Socialist, Communists, Fascist, or God-King, authority ALWAYS knows best, and serves the best interest of the people.

Need proof?
 
2012-12-15 11:25:26 PM  

maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel


rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel


rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom
 
2012-12-15 11:29:20 PM  
oops I missed a rat-a-tat
 
2012-12-15 11:34:05 PM  
i1232.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 11:42:54 PM  

Allen262: Screen grab before it is fixed...


Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.
 
2012-12-15 11:50:48 PM  

pudding7: Remember, now is not the time to discuss guns.

/gag


I was driving home tonight, listening to KFI 840 here in SoCal when Mo Kelly indignantly said exactly that. Followed, unbelievably, by "I don't care if you're atheist, Christian, Muslim, whatEVER! If what happened doesn't change how you question WHY we are here? Then you are not a human being."

I just rolled my eyes and shut off the radio.

/seriously, go fark yourself, Mo Kelly.
 
2012-12-15 11:51:26 PM  

liltingbanshee: oops I missed a rat-a-tat


We can do "Little Gunner Boy" next.
 
2012-12-15 11:52:22 PM  

A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS


What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?
 
2012-12-15 11:54:38 PM  

Coco LaFemme: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom


See the Glock, Sig-Saur, and Taurus
 
2012-12-15 11:57:54 PM  
I would be curious to know what percentage of spree killers in the past two decades or so were on anti-depressants.

/side effect may include homicidal tendencies
 
2012-12-16 12:04:04 AM  

Amos Quito: Strobeguy: Amos Quito: Won't someone just PLEASE take the bad guns away?

Im curious as to what you would consider a 'good' gun.


Any gun that is in the hands of authority, obviously.

For we all know that authority knows best, and always has the best interests of the people at heart, whether that authority be Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Liberal, Capitalist, Socialist, Communists, Fascist, or God-King, authority ALWAYS knows best, and serves the best interest of the people.

Need proof?


An armed person is a citizen. An unarmed person is a subject.
 
2012-12-16 12:11:12 AM  

cman: Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut


Fox is covering it, too. Would that make his head explode? I'm not really familiar with his particular delusions.


Alleyoop: Allen262: Screen grab before it is fixed...

Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.


ABC News won't load at all for me with Chrome. I've stopped bothering to click the links.
 
2012-12-16 12:13:24 AM  

Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?


Someone caught the shots fired on video
 
2012-12-16 12:26:55 AM  

fusillade762: Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.

ABC News won't load at all for me with Chrome. I've stopped bothering to click the links.


Weird, I just clicked on it and it loaded.
 
2012-12-16 12:27:00 AM  

kartofelkopf: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x545]

Freedom in action.


That was beyond stupid.
 
2012-12-16 12:27:59 AM  

panfried: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?

Someone caught the shots fired on video


Well, that makes it fairly obvious it was just someone trying to stir up shiat and get on the news.
 
2012-12-16 12:34:09 AM  

lewismarktwo: panfried: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?

Someone caught the shots fired on video

Well, that makes it fairly obvious it was just someone trying to stir up shiat and get on the news.


Or maybe this crazy guy had a last minute change of heart and decided to unload in the parking lot, sparing another farked up situation.
 
2012-12-16 12:35:15 AM  

fusillade762: cman: Mark my words

Tomorrow morning, Alex Jones will use the date fark up as proof that these are false flag attacks designed to take away our guns.

That guy is a farking nut

Fox is covering it, too. Would that make his head explode? I'm not really familiar with his particular delusions.


Alleyoop: Allen262: Screen grab before it is fixed...

Thank you for that. The web designer for ABC News is a Microsoft fanboi who blocks half the article for FireFox users.

ABC News won't load at all for me with Chrome. I've stopped bothering to click the links.



AP link, with correct date.
 
2012-12-16 12:46:48 AM  
This is green?

You idiots sure get worked up over typographical errors.
 
2012-12-16 01:06:04 AM  

panfried: lewismarktwo: panfried: Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?

Someone caught the shots fired on video

Well, that makes it fairly obvious it was just someone trying to stir up shiat and get on the news.

Or maybe this crazy guy had a last minute change of heart and decided to unload in the parking lot, sparing another farked up situation.


Ok, so some crazy guy had a last minute change of heart and decided to unload in the parking lot, to stir up shiat and get on the news.
 
2012-12-16 01:17:07 AM  
If I lived in Fat Iran right now, I wouldn't be sending my kids to school next week. Or go to a movie. Or go to a mall to finish up my Christmas shopping.

/just sayin'
 
2012-12-16 01:26:21 AM  

WhippingBoy: If I lived in Fat Iran right now, I wouldn't be sending my kids to school next week. Or go to a movie. Or go to a mall to finish up my Christmas shopping.

/just sayin'


So you're a pussy who's afraid of lightening?
 
2012-12-16 01:42:28 AM  

amquelbettamin: Coco LaFemme: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom

See the Glock, Sig-Saur, and Taurus


rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom
 
2012-12-16 01:44:07 AM  

Canton: Okay, seriously, what the ever-loving fark is going on this week? 'Tis the season to be insane and homicidal?


Hmmmm.... 6 days to go before the Mayan end of the world....

Maybe it will come due to an exponential increase every day of nutbars shooting a bunch of people or blowing shiat up?

Might be a good plot line for a sci fi / horror story.
 
2012-12-16 01:46:11 AM  
CSB - my buddy used to work at Fashion Island as a security guard. we called it Fascist Island and thought it was hilarious. on graveyard shifts the security guards used to race the golfcarts in the parking structure. my buddy wrecked and put one on its side and unsurprisingly got fired. he had trouble finding work after that but fortunately for him as a reservist he got mobilized to the Gulf. my point is that fascist island has a long history with gun violence.
 
2012-12-16 01:52:19 AM  

Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK


Responsible and trained concealed carry civilian refrains from firing because there's an innocent bystander behind the shooter? His presence causes the shooter to kill himself? HOLY HELL! HOW DID THIS STORY GET THROUGH THE FILTERS!!???!?!???? The media is NEVER supposed to report on this kind of incident.
 
2012-12-16 01:55:20 AM  

SurelyShirley: Newport Beach? Did he throw a temper tantrum after Daddy denied him the Bentley for Christmas?


More likely that he was bombed out of his mind or was out of lines. I've been in Newport Beach; the drivers there are the largest collection of drunks and total assholes I've ever run into.

Fun Fact: Fashion Island is supposed to be the most expensive real estate in the country.
 
2012-12-16 02:20:13 AM  

cretinbob: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

I'm betting it's not even gun shots.


Someone is going to get shot by an overzealous cop, security guard, or CCW holder for popping a balloon soon.
 
2012-12-16 02:22:37 AM  
Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn
 
2012-12-16 02:23:01 AM  

Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK


Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.
 
2012-12-16 02:26:31 AM  

CygnusDarius: Not to scare anyone, but we're 5 minutes till midnight.


It was after midnight GMT, but I don't think ABC runs on GMT.
 
2012-12-16 02:29:03 AM  

davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.


Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.
 
2012-12-16 02:55:18 AM  

Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn


If only cars had some purpose other than killing things.
 
2012-12-16 03:14:25 AM  
Late Saturday, Lowe identified the shooter as Marcos Sarinana Gurrola of Garden Garbage Grove.

Garbage Grove was my second guess, with Santa Ana being my first.

/You can never go wrong guessing Santa Ana when it comes to stabbings, gunfire, etc.
 
2012-12-16 03:15:46 AM  

Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn


It has already been done. Some tard drove his car on purpose into a bunch of young school kids playing outside.
 
2012-12-16 03:42:17 AM  
Come here little gunner boy
media.victoriassecret.com 
Take that Goth right out of em!
 
2012-12-16 03:44:19 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

It has already been done. Some tard drove his car on purpose into a bunch of young school kids playing outside.


Yeah, but cars are really useful, so it cancels out.
 
2012-12-16 03:44:58 AM  

liltingbanshee: amquelbettamin: Coco LaFemme: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, bang, bang boom

liltingbanshee: maltedmothball: amquelbettamin: whatshisname: Sarah Jessica Farker: whatshisname: Deck the halls with Glocks and Uzis...

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Tis the season to get shooty

rat-a-tat-a-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

Don we now combat apparel

Point the ancient Yuletide barrel

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom

See the Glock, Sig-Saur, and Taurus

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang boom


Start the combat long-gun chorus!

rat-a-tat-tat, a bang, bang, boom!

/this shiat won't stop till American culture stops going full Zardoz and quits thinking the gun is good and the penis is evil
//so may as well have a new Fark tradition to rival Biatchmas
 
2012-12-16 04:04:40 AM  
No, it won't stop till the media stops its nonstop breathless excited reporting of every single post-mass shooting incident as OMFG! HEADLINES! BLOOD! RATINGS!!

I mean, look at what we've gotten today:

A guy with a gun shoots at cops in a hospital. He's killed two others are hurt. It's reported initially as a MASS SHOOTING although it was not. Without the lead-in from yesterday, it might have gotten a sad comment after the standard political/local tragedies because, let's face it, a one-person-dead police shooting is not news.

Shots fired at a mall--nothing happened, no one was hurt, suspect taken into custody. If it hadn't been for the tragedy in Connecticut, this would not even have been news here in So Cal, because this shiat happens.

Earlier, a student in Texas (?) was arrested for ALLEGEDLY planning to shoot up his school Monday. Which means he might have done it if he'd remembered by then. If it hadn't been for Connecticut, do you think anyone would have even bothered to call the cops?

Now, it's a sad commentary on our society that these things happen at all; but let's be realistic here: These three incidents, if yesterday's horror at the kindergarten had not happened, would not even be a blip on the national radar. Nobody except the local news would have even remarked on them, and nobody would be combining them into some kind of dreadful national trend. Why are these things happening with such awful regularity? WHY O WHY???? WHAT IS THE COMMON DENOMINATOR HERE????

Well....what IS the common denominator here? Hint: Who is responsible for us knowing all about them and making sure we know they're all related somehow?
 
2012-12-16 04:05:54 AM  
Oklahoma. FTFM.
 
2012-12-16 04:43:48 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.

Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.


Concealed weapons permit opponents will cite the permit holder's caution as proof that concealed weapons permits create an increased risk to public safety, just as they cited the restraint of the concealed weapons permit holder during Mr. Jared Loughner's criminal actions as proof of such a danger.
 
2012-12-16 04:59:50 AM  

Allen262: [img339.imageshack.us image 850x458]
/Screen grab before it is fixed...


Before what is fixed? If you actually read what you grabbed you will see that it plainly states that the shooting happened on SATURDAY. No typos, no time travel, etc. Go get another cup of coffee and try again.
 
2012-12-16 05:20:36 AM  
Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself.

And we know the shooter saw the CC guy and that's what caused him to shoot himself how exactly?

This CC guy says he was hiding behind a pillar then took cover in a store. But he's the big hero who saved the day simply because he took out a gun that the may not have even seen? And the shooter wasn't planning to kill himself until he saw our hero with his gun out? But he saw our hero and came to the sudden conclusion that he should kill himself?
 
2012-12-16 05:29:07 AM  
Stop shooting.
 
2012-12-16 05:48:02 AM  

fusillade762: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

If only cars had some purpose other than killing things.


If only porpoises had a purpose they'd all be better mammals.
 
2012-12-16 06:13:49 AM  

lewismarktwo: WhippingBoy: If I lived in Fat Iran right now, I wouldn't be sending my kids to school next week. Or go to a movie. Or go to a mall to finish up my Christmas shopping.

/just sayin'

So you're a pussy who's afraid of lightening?


He's afraid of Americans - he's afraid of the world.
I'm afraid he can't help it.
 
2012-12-16 06:17:26 AM  

Dimensio: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.

Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.

Concealed weapons permit opponents will cite the permit holder's caution as proof that concealed weapons permits create an increased risk to public safety, just as they cited the restraint of the concealed weapons permit holder during Mr. Jared Loughner's criminal actions as proof of such a danger.


The duel of the fallacious positions. When both sides are wrong, the debate will never end.
At least until people get bored and move on to something else.
 
2012-12-16 06:43:51 AM  

Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn


There are more restrictions on owning and operating a car then there are for guns
 
2012-12-16 07:15:34 AM  

Warlordtrooper: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

There are more restrictions on owning and operating a car then there are for guns


Does that mean the federal government must approve before you are allowed to purchase a new car?
Are only hand selected people of the community allowed to ship cars or specified car parts?
Do they disallow felons or foreigners from owning a vehicle or driving on public roads?
Are you banned from so much as entering a bar, courthouse, school or mall while you have your car keys on you?
When they take to permanently yanking your license after the first DUI or accident, and sending your appeals for reinstatement to an unfunded office, we can talk about how the laws are similar.

US laws may be relaxed relative to the viewpoint of those who'd prefer we not own guns at all, but lets not pretend that there are no laws.
The BATFE spends billions every year to fail at enforcing what's already on the books.
 
2012-12-16 10:07:13 AM  

Warlordtrooper: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

There are more restrictions on owning and operating a car then there are for guns



If Congress suggesting regulating guns like we do cars, it would take months to untwist the resulting NRA panty wad.
 
2012-12-16 10:10:27 AM  

way south: Warlordtrooper: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

There are more restrictions on owning and operating a car then there are for guns

Does that mean the federal government must approve before you are allowed to purchase a new car?
Are only hand selected people of the community allowed to ship cars or specified car parts?
Do they disallow felons or foreigners from owning a vehicle or driving on public roads?
Are you banned from so much as entering a bar, courthouse, school or mall while you have your car keys on you?
When they take to permanently yanking your license after the first DUI or accident, and sending your appeals for reinstatement to an unfunded office, we can talk about how the laws are similar.

US laws may be relaxed relative to the viewpoint of those who'd prefer we not own guns at all, but lets not pretend that there are no laws.
The BATFE spends billions every year to fail at enforcing what's already on the books.



Where the heck do you live. When I sold my car a few months ago the guy paid me, I signed over the title, and he drove off with the car. I didn't even check his license. And I don't believe he was allowed to drive it into a bar.  But he did have to go get it registered.
 
2012-12-16 10:11:46 AM  

Abox: way south: Warlordtrooper: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

There are more restrictions on owning and operating a car then there are for guns

Does that mean the federal government must approve before you are allowed to purchase a new car?
Are only hand selected people of the community allowed to ship cars or specified car parts?
Do they disallow felons or foreigners from owning a vehicle or driving on public roads?
Are you banned from so much as entering a bar, courthouse, school or mall while you have your car keys on you?
When they take to permanently yanking your license after the first DUI or accident, and sending your appeals for reinstatement to an unfunded office, we can talk about how the laws are similar.

US laws may be relaxed relative to the viewpoint of those who'd prefer we not own guns at all, but lets not pretend that there are no laws.
The BATFE spends billions every year to fail at enforcing what's already on the books.


Where the heck do you live. When I sold my car a few months ago the guy paid me, I signed over the title, and he drove off with the car. I didn't even check his license. And I don't believe he was allowed to drive it into a bar.  But he did have to go get it registered.



Hmm..that comment made sense in my head. Time for coffee.
 
2012-12-16 12:47:47 PM  

Dimensio: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.

Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.

Concealed weapons permit opponents will cite the permit holder's caution as proof that concealed weapons permits create an increased risk to public safety, just as they cited the restraint of the concealed weapons permit holder during Mr. Jared Loughner's criminal actions as proof of such a danger.


What? Hadn't heard that. That sounds suspiciously like some of the Global Warming arguments that state that BOTH warmer weather and colder weather are caused by Global Warming.

OK, there MIGHT be justification for the GW arguments, if warmer weather does, in fact, lead to more extreme cycles.

But that gun control argument just sounds nuts. What is the convoluted 1984ish "logic" of those two conclusions?
 
2012-12-16 12:54:57 PM  

Hector Remarkable: With all this violence in the world, maybe TotalFark is the only place you're really safe.


Now THAT'S a great troll!
 
2012-12-16 01:03:01 PM  

Gyrfalcon: A Shambling Mound: Several shoppers tweeted that they were kept inside stores in the open-air mall after gunshots were heard.

STOP "REPORTING" THIS IT IS NOT NEWS

What will you bet there were no gunshots? Just a car backfiring or maybe even nothing at all?


They're always a bit paranoid at Fashion Island. I got a 4 day temp job working for one of the companies there and parked my beat-up old truck in the validated parking lot. My work desk was placed so that I could see the parking lot. For all four days there was a constant traffic, about every hour, of Mall security drones and Newport Beach cops cruising by my truck, squinting at the license, looking inside the cab and shell with flashlights. Two different guys, on two separate days, even looked UNDER the truck with flashlights. What? Looking for drugs? Bombs? And every one of those four days there was a slow procession of mall and NBPD cruisers following me when I left the parking lot.

I guess the cop business is slow in Fashion Island.
 
2012-12-16 01:14:34 PM  

Jesda: kartofelkopf: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x545]

Freedom in action.

That was beyond stupid.


"This Modern World" is the "Mother Goose and Grimm" of political comics (i.e.: not funny, stale, retelling jokes so old they are growing mold). My mental image of Tom Tomorrow is that of an intense, bearded, failed hippy who sold out to become a stockbroker, failed at that, and now broods in kinky LGBT bars every night waiting for that right someone ("daddy") to come along and punish him for his secular sins.
 
2012-12-16 01:22:17 PM  

fusillade762: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

If only cars had some purpose other than killing things.


Actually, inanimate things can't have a purpose. They have functions. There's a difference. A weapon (ANY weapon) has two functions: 1) deterrence, 2) infliction of harm if deterrence fails. Weapons of war, ,except in the case of aggressors (Hitler, Ghengis Khan, etc.) are a special case where deterrence is collective.
 
2012-12-16 01:25:27 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: fusillade762: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

If only cars had some purpose other than killing things.

Actually, inanimate things can't have a purpose. They have functions. There's a difference. A weapon (ANY weapon) has two functions: 1) deterrence, 2) infliction of harm if deterrence fails. Weapons of war, ,except in the case of aggressors (Hitler, Ghengis Khan, etc.) are a special case where deterrence is collective.


Expansion: There are other things whose only "purpose" (in your words) is killing things. Wasp Spray, for example. I always have a can of Hot Shot handy. It kills wasks just fine, but I have it to kill or put in critical care anyone stupid enough to continue trying to break into our camper shell after having been warned. Hot Shot has no other purpose than killing. Should it be banned?
 
2012-12-16 02:38:20 PM  

jso2897: Dimensio: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: davidphogan: Triumph: Just found out today a conceal carry guy drew a bead on the Clackamas shooter and he shot himself. LINK

Holy shiat, I had heard he shot himself after someone pulled a gun on him, didn't know it was a CCW holder from what a witness said on the radio that evening, didn't know about that.

Tsk. Isolated incident. We all know that 99.99999999999999999999999% of armed civilians will panic and spray bullets all over the area, killing more people than the crazed shooter. Deadly weapons should only be in the hands of Authority Figures.

Interesting. Gun control freaks derisively talk about guns being phallic symbols for insecure Gun Freaks, yet they appear to be the ones obsessed with those symbols, as witnessed by their continual fellating of Authority Cock.

Concealed weapons permit opponents will cite the permit holder's caution as proof that concealed weapons permits create an increased risk to public safety, just as they cited the restraint of the concealed weapons permit holder during Mr. Jared Loughner's criminal actions as proof of such a danger.

The duel of the fallacious positions. When both sides are wrong, the debate will never end.
At least until people get bored and move on to something else.


So both sides are bad, so let's ban guns?

Please demonstrate to everyone how concealed carry and armed citizenry are bad. Cite statistics from reputable sources. The statistics should directly and unambiguously state things, for example, something like: "85% of all concealed carry permit holders go berserk and mow down innocent bystanders. [citation]"

I am really really tired of gun control freaks who make blanket statements about how allowing private citizens to carry concealed weapons is a bad idea, and thing cite NO statistics or valid reasons to support their statements. "Reasons" such as "private citizens cannot be trusted with weapons" is simply a restatement of the initial blanket statement.

I am also really tired of gun control freaks who sidestep and run away from rational response by calling the people who call them out on their bullshiat trolls.

Give some rational arguments or shut the fark up.
 
2012-12-16 02:39:33 PM  

Abox: way south: Warlordtrooper: Resident Muslim: Ok, serious question (and for the record, I don't own a gun).

What if the next homicidal fad is driving your car into crowds/walking streets and just mowing people down, will people start calling for the banning of cars?

/popcorn

There are more restrictions on owning and operating a car then there are for guns

Does that mean the federal government must approve before you are allowed to purchase a new car?
Are only hand selected people of the community allowed to ship cars or specified car parts?
Do they disallow felons or foreigners from owning a vehicle or driving on public roads?
Are you banned from so much as entering a bar, courthouse, school or mall while you have your car keys on you?
When they take to permanently yanking your license after the first DUI or accident, and sending your appeals for reinstatement to an unfunded office, we can talk about how the laws are similar.

US laws may be relaxed relative to the viewpoint of those who'd prefer we not own guns at all, but lets not pretend that there are no laws.
The BATFE spends billions every year to fail at enforcing what's already on the books.


Where the heck do you live. When I sold my car a few months ago the guy paid me, I signed over the title, and he drove off with the car. I didn't even check his license. And I don't believe he was allowed to drive it into a bar.  But he did have to go get it registered.


There are no Constitution provisions regarding cars. There are for guns.
 
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