I love how indignant the guy is when he had illegally tinted windows and an open beer in the car.

If that's not a "dude" i dont know what is.

Olivares, who was driving, said he was ticketed for having illegally tinted windows on his vehicle and Acevedo received a citation for having an open container of beer.

uh huh - City Council Woman drinking a beer in the car. And this guy complains about being called "Dude"...

seems to be trying to draw the attention away from himself.

I called a State Trooper "dude" once. He was not pleased...
True story.

dude chill

that is not the way to achieve Dudeness

Dude you have the time, to listen to me whine? about nothing and.. what?

The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man.
Blond Treehorn Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
The Dude: My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm farking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

Mayor=city government
Deputy=county government

I love how powerless the mayor is in this situation... He's attempting to spin his traffic ticket away by focusing on this "dude" thing. The dude lives in freaking California. Hmmm... That's interesting. I didn't even mean to type "dude" just then; that's just how it came out. Weird.

"license and registration, CHICKENFARCKER!! BACAWK!!"

Thin-skinned much?

I called a State Trooper "dude" once. He was not pleased...

I once said "No, you may not see my license you self-righteous prick." Ok not really, but I'd like to.

For those not familiar with California: Bakersfield pretty much sucks. A town that's 20 miles outside of Bakersfield must really, really blow chunks.

I just looked Arvin up on a map, and the town between Bakersfield and Arvin? Weedpatch. Seriously.

dude, you're being very undude...

Arvin
Kern County
Unemployment Rate
Oct 2003
25.7%

Dude, there's another train on this track...
Uh Buddy, it's coming at us!
Dude!
Homey!
Buddy!
Buddy!
Homey!
DUDE!

The dude said: "I'm a Christian and I consider myself a gentlemen"

This is an insult to the dude religion! I declare war on Christians.

I think they should do the world a favor and send all three of them to jail for a few years.

Damn that dude sounds so anal-retentive, I bet he has to arses!

Two, even!

Scott: [standing up] Hey, hey Your Honour? Could we hurry this up a little bit right? 'Cause uh the defendant and I got a date later with some ladies.

Kevin: Who are you?

Scott: Just a dude. Whose taxes pay your salary!

Kevin: Will the dude sit down and be quiet or the dude will be taken out of this court.

- R

Super_Rocking_Mister_Magic
dude, did you just call for a jihad?

The dude will abide.

"I don't think Kern County needs that kind of leadership."

That's what he said, and I'm going to let his quote speak for itself.

We are building a religion,
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
We are building a religion.
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains
To resist it is useless,
It is useless to resist it
His cigerratte is burning but it never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards. He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music buisness he is calling you **DUDE!**



Cake

I love Cake... that is an awesome song, and an Awesome Album

01SSJay,

You beat me to it - I used to have that album.

Here's my story, sad but true
About a girl that I once knew.
She broke my heart, I became unglued,
It all started when she called me dude

Well today I leave the psycho ward
Cause my sentence did conclude:
I had killed a man with my bare hands
Because he called me dude

The jury said that I was insane.
Temporally insane - brain strain.
But now the doctors say I'm A.O.K.
So I start my new life today.

This story starts some years ago
As I vacationed by the sea.
In the California sunshine
Just me & my baby.

I was in love feeling sky high
When a big blonde lifeguard walked by.
He looked at her, she looked at him -
I knew it was good bye.

He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face.
She looked & laughed & said, "Later Dude!"
They were gone without a trace
And the waves echoed her laughter
And her words...Yo Later Dude.

Later that night I was in such a bad mood
Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stewed
Thinkin' 'bout that girl & how 'bout I'd been screwed
When some guy walks in sits next to me & says
What's up dude!

I heard the word dude & I became unglued.
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
And put my hands around his neck, and I squeezed...

Don't call me dude!

So that's how I got where I am
But this ain't where it ends.
The doctors said they cured me
I said good bye to my crazy friends.

I was smiling as I left that place
My life had been renewed.
The guard at the gate, he stamped my pass
And he said, "Yo Later Dude!"

Slowly I turned...

You know a name I really hate for cops to call me, "suspect"

dude

"Shut the fark up, Donnie!"

Ooooooo, this guy's a Christian. Better not call him "dude". I mean, you know the thirty-seventh commandment and all, "Thou shalt not let people call you 'dude'".

There's only one good way for this story to end. The judge needs to come down from their bench, look this guy the eye, say "You've had this coming for a long time, dude", and kick this dumbass right in the nuts. Then, justice will have been done.

Arvin = BFE

Welcome to lovely Arvin. Please feel free to take in the
sites! For instance we have...dirt. And about two miles
up th road there is a Denny's. If you want a wild time
you should check out Wild Kettleman city.

No wonder they were drinking and driving in the middle of
the day - they live in farking Arvin.

Bakersfield is the armpit of California. Arvin is the armpit of Bakersfield.

I drove through one of the more rural parts of Kern County a few years back. At one point I thought I made a wrong turn into another state because everything was in Spanish except for the INS (immigration naturalizing services) offices.

I hope the councilwoman is resigning her position after being caught with an open intox, and the mayor should also be punished for allowing that behavior to happen. Of course he was just letting her get a buzz on before he banged in her in some cheap motel room no doubt.

Well, here are the winners in question.

They should just send ol' Tim Tarver to deal with the deputy dude. He looks like he could handle it.

some people in areas use the term 'dude' lots I've noticed.
I think it's a western/west coast term more than central/east. When you don't hear it all the time - it just sounds farking stupid (as I thought) but once you are exposed to it - it's all dudetopia...

Beat me to the punch, Dutchie.

Love the Cake, dude.

Take a chill pill dude, like, really.

I'm a Christian and I consider myself a gentlemen
No, it's in the Book of Duderotomy. "Thou shall NOT allow the heathento call YOU dude, sayeth the Lord."


It appears gentlemen prefer heavyset blondes :)

"I asked him five times, 'Please officer, don't call me dude.' I'm not a dude. I'm 41 years old, I'm a businessman, I'm a Christian and I consider myself a gentlemen.

What an arrogant ass politician (surprise!).

That dude needs to take a chill-pill and have a brewsky with a side of Maui-Wowie.

"Dude?...What's he mean...Dude? Dude ranch?"

Cool, I finally have some insight. Too bad the thread is totally dead now.

This mayor is a freakin' walking controversy. He found a way to bust another councilman who was investigating the mayor for a diversion of funds, if I remember correctly. His kid got a new car out of it. Anyway, he has screwed over the police department with pay cuts and other stuff, so no wonder this stuff comes out.

There was a recall or special hearing on removing this criminal, but by the narrowest of margins, he survived. He constantly makes the news here (Bakersfield) because of his mishandling of the town.

Arvin is a farming community whose unemployment numbers fluctuate greatly based on the season, so the unemployment stuff doesn't really count. These guys bail for Mexico when the season is over to support their families with American dollars earned at jobs no American citizen would do anyway.

And yeah, Bako sucks. Beats the hell out of the South, though (from experience)