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(Daily Mail)   Hot blonde high school teacher forced to resign over: A) Being a nude model, B) Sex with students, or C) Production of Legally Blonde musical   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 83
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2012-12-15 06:34:27 PM  
I think you might be gay, Subs.
 
2012-12-15 07:08:49 PM  
I fell for it again. Hot. Right.
 
2012-12-15 07:16:34 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I fell for it again. Hot. Right.


I think I found your picture.

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-15 07:16:53 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2012-12-15 08:12:35 PM  
So if I'm a teacher, and I put on "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" play, but include hardcore sex scenes, I shouldn't be reprimanded?
 
2012-12-15 08:13:12 PM  
Meh; it wasn't a good movie; I don't imagine that the musical improved upon the franchise.
 
2012-12-15 08:13:40 PM  
C is the worst offense by far.
 
2012-12-15 08:15:30 PM  
Watched the "racy" clip. Still looking for the raciness.
 
2012-12-15 08:16:24 PM  
A is a teacher I would keep.
B is a teacher I would keep.

C gets killed with fire.
 
2012-12-15 08:18:10 PM  
Hot? Subby, your prescription for glasses needs to be updated. Now.
 
2012-12-15 08:19:53 PM  
When asked to reconsider, school officials wouldn't BEND, afraid the teacher had lost it AND would eventually SNAP under the pressure.
 
2012-12-15 08:23:31 PM  
1) Really looks like the teacher in Glee
2) It sounds like something else is causing the problem. The clip looked like Cheer Practice.
 
2012-12-15 08:25:21 PM  

aiiee: I think you might be gay, Subs.


AdolfOliverPanties: I fell for it again. Hot. Right.


TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hot? Subby, your prescription for glasses needs to be updated. Now.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 08:27:43 PM  
How risque could a musical about Legally Blonde actually be? Seems a little far-fetched on the part of the school officials.
 
2012-12-15 08:29:00 PM  
Soooo, if I'm reading and seeing the "offending" clip right, it's a bunch of girls and a few guys doing typical dance moves, and not even seductive ones on a stage. Your typical bad high school production. And they thing this is "too racy?"

But it's ok for your 16 year old cheerleaders to bump and grind on the football field, show their ass, spread their legs? That's ok, but the production above isn't? Wow..you guys are trolls or confused. Either get rid of any and all sexual moves in the school, making the girls wear full body covering bags, or don't pick and choose which is "indecent". You can't have it both ways.
 
2012-12-15 08:30:05 PM  
She might have been hot a few years ago, though.
 
2012-12-15 08:30:53 PM  
Why don't we have a button on here that ends the career of a school administrator?
 
2012-12-15 08:34:25 PM  
Drama
 
2012-12-15 08:35:56 PM  

DanZero: aiiee: I think you might be gay, Subs.

AdolfOliverPanties: I fell for it again. Hot. Right.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hot? Subby, your prescription for glasses needs to be updated. Now.

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


Often I'll be fapping and scrolling through fark headlines. I see the word "Hot blonde" or something -and I click on the link hoping to spill my juice but no dice.
And then I get mad. How can you have such a disappointing link? I need to spill my juice as much as the next guy -why won't you let me?
God damn misleading Fark headlines. 
 
2012-12-15 08:37:14 PM  
You know, for once I'd like to see somebody try a literal stage production based on the Old Testament and see what the funnies think about all the begettings and all that Sodomite action.
 
2012-12-15 08:38:35 PM  
Ahem, fundies. damned iPad autocorrect.
 
2012-12-15 08:38:46 PM  

tillerman35: When asked to reconsider, school officials wouldn't BEND, afraid the teacher had lost it AND would eventually SNAP under the pressure.


Holy lulz, I almost spit red wine on the cat.


/spit red wine on the cat anway, just for good measure
 
2012-12-15 08:39:24 PM  
NOT TODAY SUBBY- NOT. TODAY. 8-D
Swing and a miss
 
2012-12-15 08:41:22 PM  
See, I've learned to cross-reference the word "hot' with the "Daily Fail" tag and avoid clicking the link.
Vote me smart.
 
2012-12-15 08:41:30 PM  
I saw absolutely zero in that clip to be worried about...typical musical stuff, but maybe the administration was just too jaded by multiple thousands of productions of "Our Town"?

Hell, I was impressed to see a live orchestra in the pit instead of a digital music player.
 
2012-12-15 08:42:34 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's what is known as 'British hot'

schoolboyerrors.files.wordpress.com

Apparently she is also a nihilist
 

/At least it's a ethos
 
2012-12-15 08:46:03 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: AdolfOliverPanties: I fell for it again. Hot. Right.

I think I found your picture.

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 357x500]


Yes, it's a male model. The Brit: David Gandy. But he is hardly gay. All his former girlfriends (as well as his current one) have been gorgeous, and not beards. I don't know why men can't just admit that other men might want to profit from their looks. You don't hear the same thing said about women who model (i.e., "lesbians!!!").
 
2012-12-15 08:48:46 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
meh, maybe

I'll need between a 6-pack and a twelver. (No light beer, this goal-oriented drinking we'll be doing.)

and you have to let me take my contacts out.
 
2012-12-15 08:49:28 PM  

farkplug: Yes, it's a male model.


The point wasn't that he was gay. The point was that he must be incredibly good looking to have such a critical view of a hot blonde.
 
2012-12-15 08:51:09 PM  
I wish I could give a f*ck about this.
 
2012-12-15 08:51:57 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: farkplug: Yes, it's a male model.

The point wasn't that he was gay. The point was that he must be incredibly good looking to have such a critical view of a hot blonde.


Oh. That's a first for me: an anti-sharp knees guy in a thread about an alleged hottie's looks. Good. I'm so tired of the sharp knees guy, and someone very good looking being so picky makes much more realistic sense, anyway.
 
2012-12-15 08:52:07 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: farkplug: Yes, it's a male model.

The point wasn't that he was gay. The point was that he must be incredibly good looking to have such a critical view of a hot blonde.


See, when I saw that I thought, "Guess he thinks AdolfOliver is cute. Get a room you crazy kids."
 
2012-12-15 08:57:08 PM  

Precision Boobery: C is the worst offense by far.


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It 'was' a pretty stupid movie though
 
2012-12-15 08:58:02 PM  
Two things, from the perspective of someone who's involved in high school theater: This show is immensely popular right now (mostly due to the fact that most high school theater groups have more girls than boys). I'd bet good money that the principal or whomever is complaining never watched a youtube clip or a practice or anything before they got to perform it. Anyone who's seen this show knows that the costumes include a Playboy Bunny suit, a bunch of cheerleaders and a very short majorette outfit. Not to mention that, well, she's farking Elle Woods. Either way, if you are in charge of a school and you approve a show without knowing the content, you're just plain ignorant. The funny part is, the first part I thought was "Didums we forgets to pay for the rights to perform said show?"

\my godson's HS actually did the show this past spring - he played Warner
\\and let's just say that the chick playing Elle gave me visions of Chris Hansen
 
2012-12-15 09:12:32 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Soooo, if I'm reading and seeing the "offending" clip right, it's a bunch of girls and a few guys doing typical dance moves, and not even seductive ones on a stage. Your typical bad high school production. And they thing this is "too racy?"

But it's ok for your 16 year old cheerleaders to bump and grind on the football field, show their ass, spread their legs? That's ok, but the production above isn't? Wow..you guys are trolls or confused. Either get rid of any and all sexual moves in the school, making the girls wear full body covering bags, or don't pick and choose which is "indecent". You can't have it both ways.


When I was in high school (late '80s), we did a production of "Pippin." Can't imagine that happening in the New Puritan Era.

/Got one letter. It complained, I kid you not, of girls "shaking their nubile young bodies."
//We laughed and laughed
 
2012-12-15 09:21:31 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: farkplug: Yes, it's a male model.

The point wasn't that he was gay. The point was that he must be incredibly good looking to have such a critical view of a hot blonde.


So I'm only allowed to complain about the food in a restaurant if I am a world-class chef? The only point here is on your head.
 
2012-12-15 09:22:14 PM  

FriarReb98: Two things, from the perspective of someone who's involved in high school theater: This show is immensely popular right now (mostly due to the fact that most high school theater groups have more girls than boys). I'd bet good money that the principal or whomever is complaining never watched a youtube clip or a practice or anything before they got to perform it. Anyone who's seen this show knows that the costumes include a Playboy Bunny suit, a bunch of cheerleaders and a very short majorette outfit. Not to mention that, well, she's farking Elle Woods. Either way, if you are in charge of a school and you approve a show without knowing the content, you're just plain ignorant. The funny part is, the first part I thought was "Didums we forgets to pay for the rights to perform said show?"

\my godson's HS actually did the show this past spring - he played Warner
\\and let's just say that the chick playing Elle gave me visions of Chris Hansen


Visions of Chris Hansen, huh?

Pics or it did't happen.
 
2012-12-15 09:24:31 PM  

FriarReb98: Two things, from the perspective of someone who's involved in high school theater: This show is immensely popular right now (mostly due to the fact that most high school theater groups have more girls than boys). I'd bet good money that the principal or whomever is complaining never watched a youtube clip or a practice or anything before they got to perform it. Anyone who's seen this show knows that the costumes include a Playboy Bunny suit, a bunch of cheerleaders and a very short majorette outfit. Not to mention that, well, she's farking Elle Woods. Either way, if you are in charge of a school and you approve a show without knowing the content, you're just plain ignorant. The funny part is, the first part I thought was "Didums we forgets to pay for the rights to perform said show?"

\my godson's HS actually did the show this past spring - he played Warner
\\and let's just say that the chick playing Elle gave me visions of Chris Hansen


Re-highlighted for emphasis. Good point. The last thing you want is for your students to blindside you with an innocuous-sounding production only to find it's got more graphic sex scenes than a performance art piece from the late 60's.

I once suggested "Titus Andronicus" for our HS drama class. Our teacher nixed that idea, to my sorrow.
 
2012-12-15 09:24:42 PM  
My HS drama teacher was a spicy little number who wore a bodysuit & leggings.

/no kittens were present within a 10 mile radius of the school district
 
2012-12-15 09:27:54 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
It's funny because "hot"!!!
It never gets old!
 
2012-12-15 09:33:52 PM  
Would all the motherfarking submittards please discard their Hillary Clinton - Nancy Pelosi hotness meters. Thanx
 
2012-12-15 09:35:49 PM  
She's got sort of a befuddled Laura Dern look going, who I'd bone six ways to Sunday. I'm giving subby a tenative "agree" here.
 
2012-12-15 09:36:23 PM  

mbillips: Watched the "racy" clip. Still looking for the raciness.


I think that's called "dancing while moving your hips" and as we all know, until the late '90s, white girls didn't have hips.
 
2012-12-15 09:37:35 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Because People in power are Stupid: farkplug: Yes, it's a male model.

The point wasn't that he was gay. The point was that he must be incredibly good looking to have such a critical view of a hot blonde.

So I'm only allowed to complain about the food in a restaurant if I am a world-class chef? The only point here is on your head.


So judging the attractiveness of a human being is on par with consuming goods in a restaurant. That's the point you made in your sick head.
 
2012-12-15 09:45:52 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I fell for it again. Hot. Right.


It's bullshiat like this where the farking subtard should have their accounts banned for life.
 
2012-12-15 09:49:23 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: AdolfOliverPanties: I fell for it again. Hot. Right.

It's bullshiat like this where the farking subtard should have their accounts banned for life.


How many times do we have to repeat this... she's "British Hot".
 
2012-12-15 09:59:00 PM  

WhippingBoy: Your Average Witty Fark User: AdolfOliverPanties: I fell for it again. Hot. Right.

It's bullshiat like this where the farking subtard should have their accounts banned for life.

How many times do we have to repeat this... she's "British Hot".


My iguana is British Hot.
 
2012-12-15 10:00:44 PM  
Hey, my hometown! Grew up there but went to another school. Lots of friends from Loveland HS, though.

It's a town full of people best described in Gene Wilder's speech to cheer up Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles.
 
2012-12-15 10:07:30 PM  
I think anyone who produces a musical version of Legally Blonde should be forced to resign, too.
 
2012-12-15 10:11:07 PM  
I clicked. I lost. When will I learn?
 
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