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2012-12-15 03:27:53 PM
Everything is more attractive the more you drink.
 
2012-12-15 03:30:42 PM
Fark yoiu suby! I'm a goddamnned Adonis!@
 
2012-12-15 03:52:24 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Everything is more attractive the more you drink.



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2012-12-15 04:18:51 PM
I think it's more a case of men care less how attractive you think they are when they drink.
Luckily, girls also get less picky so it equals out.
 
2012-12-15 04:19:19 PM
And when I do coke I'm a more handsome Ryan Reynolds. Dopamine does that.
 
2012-12-15 04:19:44 PM
I also drive better. I am a very good driver.
 
2012-12-15 04:22:06 PM
I don't think, I know.
 
2012-12-15 04:22:45 PM
I also communicate better, its the only way to get through teaching the little bastards the alphabet.
 
2012-12-15 04:22:53 PM
It's only 5:22pm, and I'm feeling attractive already
 
2012-12-15 04:23:14 PM
I'm sexy first thing in the morning. Suck it, haters!
 
2012-12-15 04:23:52 PM
I've been drinking all morning, have had the equivalent of 10 bar drinks, and understand that I'm a farking CHUD.

Your move, Survey.
 
2012-12-15 04:24:09 PM

BumpInTheNight: I also communicate better, its the only way to get through teaching the little bastards the alphabet.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-12-15 04:25:36 PM

dickfreckle: I'm sexy first thing in the morning. Suck it, haters!


Funny, that. I'm occasionally drunk first thing in the morning.
 
2012-12-15 04:26:26 PM
I believe it's probably at least 50% of the time just giving people an excuse to do whatever and act however they truly want to even while sober. "I'd probably bang that whale, but people will make fun of me. Let me get drunk and do it, then blame the alcohol and we all laugh!"
 
2012-12-15 04:27:32 PM
Hell, I don't even need to drink to know that I am.
 
2012-12-15 04:29:12 PM
As a man that woke up with a black eye this morning from a "Whitesnake dancing" incident last night after pulling down half a handle of Sailor Jerry I can say I thought I was very attractive.
 
2012-12-15 04:29:59 PM
I don't drink so that "I" look better...
 
2012-12-15 04:30:59 PM
What's the signal for uglies to hook up?

"Last call!"

/Ugly
 
2012-12-15 04:32:58 PM

titwrench: As a man that woke up with a black eye this morning from a "Whitesnake dancing" incident last night after pulling down half a handle of Sailor Jerry I can say I thought I was very attractive.


That was you? Most of the comments on YouTube regarding your "incident" don't agree...
 
2012-12-15 04:38:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-15 04:38:39 PM
loldaddy.com
 
2012-12-15 04:40:01 PM

Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 384x270]


dammit! beat me to it. Anyway

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Looking good Barry...Looking good you handsome mother farker.
 
2012-12-15 04:41:26 PM
Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).
 
2012-12-15 04:43:12 PM

DrMcNinja: Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 384x270]

dammit! beat me to it. Anyway

[i17.photobucket.com image 351x193]

Looking good Barry...Looking good you handsome mother farker.


I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang.
 
2012-12-15 04:43:13 PM

"I hate to tell you this sir, but you're starting to look real sexy to me!"


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2012-12-15 04:43:41 PM

WhippingBoy: Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).


Drink even more and you accidentally end up spending the night with a TRULY harsh mistress.
 
2012-12-15 04:44:43 PM

WhippingBoy: Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).


I got a text from a buddy some years ago that read "I'm 5 beers away from talking to women and 3 beers away from puking."
 
2012-12-15 04:45:18 PM
Where is my hero when you need him to answer these kinds of questions?
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2012-12-15 04:47:16 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-15 04:50:21 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-12-15 04:52:13 PM
What are women?
 
2012-12-15 04:53:21 PM

Molavian: What are women?


Would you like me to draw you a schematic?
 
2012-12-15 04:55:23 PM

tricycleracer: WhippingBoy: Beer is a harsh mistress.
Don't drink enough, and your inhibitions prevent you from asking that attractive girl to dance.
Drink too much, and next thing you know, you're waking up with Gruesome Gertie slobbering on your knob (I wish this wasn't a true story).

I got a text from a buddy some years ago that read "I'm 5 beers away from talking to women and 3 beers away from puking."


i got a call from a friend before texts existed and he said he suddenly woke up walking down the street and it was dark and he had no idea where he was and how did he get there
 
2012-12-15 04:56:16 PM

Molavian: What are women?


Men of great sorrow or distress.
 
2012-12-15 04:59:52 PM

Molavian: What are women?


www.reellifewisdom.com 
Picture a man and then take away all reason and accountability.

/ewww, hopefully there's a few more differences then just that.
 
2012-12-15 05:01:57 PM
Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.
 
2012-12-15 05:03:18 PM

steamingpile: Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.


Big ole this.
 
2012-12-15 05:03:38 PM

steamingpile: Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.


You spelled "money" wrong.
 
2012-12-15 05:05:30 PM

WhippingBoy: steamingpile: Women are attracted to confidence, how attractive you are really has little to do with it as a male.

You spelled "money" wrong.


LOL
 
2012-12-15 05:06:48 PM
I can prove I'm better looking drunk than when sober.
Married a {drunk} woman WAAAYYYY out of my league, and got her pregnant.

YAY Booze~!!!
 
2012-12-15 05:13:41 PM

Kurmudgeon: I think it's more a case of men care less how attractive you think they are when they drink.
Luckily, girls also get less picky so it equals out.


This.

oukewldave: I believe it's probably at least 50% of the time just giving people an excuse to do whatever and act however they truly want to even while sober. "I'd probably bang that whale, but people will make fun of me. Let me get drunk and do it, then blame the alcohol and we all laugh!"


A lot of people who don't drink, or don't drink much, think in that manner. Fact is, alcohol is not a magical window to the "real you". It reduces the ability to reason. People get confused but don't know it, don't think illogically, and lose motor skills. This is well documented.

Sure, some people make excuses, but saying half, or all do half the time, is a bit ridiculous.
 
2012-12-15 05:20:30 PM

tshauk: I can prove I'm better looking drunk than when sober.
Married a {drunk} woman WAAAYYYY out of my league, and got her pregnant.

YAY Booze~!!!


Me too!!!

/high-five!
 
2012-12-15 05:29:29 PM
This old commercial may be relevant
 
2012-12-15 05:35:01 PM

WhippingBoy: tshauk: I can prove I'm better looking drunk than when sober.
Married a {drunk} woman WAAAYYYY out of my league, and got her pregnant.

YAY Booze~!!!

Me too!!!

/high-five!


Who says nice guys finish last? Their just a close second to the guys buying the drinks....
 
2012-12-15 05:43:07 PM
"Men who are single generally believe that they are boosting their chances with the opposite sex by downing a few pints before they try out their best moves."

They've GOT to be kidding!
 
2012-12-15 05:44:40 PM
Came for the Beerfest pic leaving tipsy
 
2012-12-15 06:48:53 PM
When did they make Ric Romero editor of the Mail?
 
2012-12-15 06:54:46 PM
Actually, I am better looking when I don't drink. My face gets all puffy when I consume booze.
 
2012-12-15 06:56:24 PM
This is bullshiat. It's not that we think that we are more attractive when we are drunk. It's just the number of farks we give diminish greatly with each drink.
 
2012-12-15 07:06:23 PM
Looking good, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!
www.buckaroosfunnypictures.com
 
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