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2012-12-15 03:05:04 PM
But we can't talk about gun control after this because that's politicizing a tragedy.
 
2012-12-15 03:08:25 PM
I guess the right wing in this country wants to be sure that there is absolutely no doubt remaining that they're all a bunch of raging assholes.
 
2012-12-15 03:10:09 PM
It has become apparent that the problem is the wrong people are being shot
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-12-15 03:12:20 PM

Weaver95: I guess the right wing in this country wants to be sure that there is absolutely no doubt remaining that they're all a bunch of raging assholes.


Remember, there are people will agree with him.

But let's just ignore them and try to move forward.
 
2012-12-15 03:16:30 PM
God Didn't Stop CT School Shooting Because He's a 'Gentleman' Who Doesn't Go Where He Is Not Wanted

and he let Obama win because Republicans are a bunch of douches



0.tqn.com

 
2012-12-15 03:17:03 PM
My god, that's retarded.
 
2012-12-15 03:21:11 PM

MBK: Weaver95: I guess the right wing in this country wants to be sure that there is absolutely no doubt remaining that they're all a bunch of raging assholes.

Remember, there are people will agree with him.

But let's just ignore them and try to move forward.


no, I don't think I want to ignore them any longer. I want the rest of the world to see these people, to understand that this is what they really, actually believe. that they aren't joking around, that they aren't kidding. that they really, honestly believe that their god would allow the massacre of children in order to advance his kingdom on earth.

just roll that idea around in your head for a moment. let it sink in and consider the implications of what that religious philosophy means in practical terms. even if - hell, ESPECIALLY if you aren't a believer...stop and think about what this sort of religion implies about what they'll do to you and your kids should they ever come to power in this country. 20 dead kids? hey, they were probably all atheist/commie/pagan heathens anyways. they probably deserved it. maybe if more kids die, everyone will finally start worshiping Republican Jesus and we can put that pesky nonsense about freedom to rest for good.

this is why I think the evangelicals in this country are so dangerous. they see a pile of dead kids as a political opportunity. And don't get me started on the GOP idiots who biatch about cries for gun control in the wake of a massacre like this one. morons, all of 'em.
 
2012-12-15 03:24:40 PM

Weaver95: MBK: Weaver95: I guess the right wing in this country wants to be sure that there is absolutely no doubt remaining that they're all a bunch of raging assholes.

Remember, there are people will agree with him.

But let's just ignore them and try to move forward.

no, I don't think I want to ignore them any longer. I want the rest of the world to see these people, to understand that this is what they really, actually believe. that they aren't joking around, that they aren't kidding. that they really, honestly believe that their god would allow the massacre of children in order to advance his kingdom on earth.

just roll that idea around in your head for a moment. let it sink in and consider the implications of what that religious philosophy means in practical terms. even if - hell, ESPECIALLY if you aren't a believer...stop and think about what this sort of religion implies about what they'll do to you and your kids should they ever come to power in this country. 20 dead kids? hey, they were probably all atheist/commie/pagan heathens anyways. they probably deserved it. maybe if more kids die, everyone will finally start worshiping Republican Jesus and we can put that pesky nonsense about freedom to rest for good.

this is why I think the evangelicals in this country are so dangerous. they see a pile of dead kids as a political opportunity. And don't get me started on the GOP idiots who biatch about cries for gun control in the wake of a massacre like this one. morons, all of 'em.


Hear, hear!
 
2012-12-15 03:26:21 PM
I think it's funny that we are trying to kill the Taliban overseas when we have a much more vile and pernicious version right here in America. Logistically, you'd think it would just make more sense to "drone out" these imams at the AFA and their ilk.
 
2012-12-15 03:29:07 PM
Presumably all that abuse happened in churches because God really likes watching little kids get raped, right?
 
2012-12-15 03:31:18 PM
They fail at the basic precept of their own religion: "God is everywhere." He doesn't "go" anywhere.

/now the potty jokes can begin.
 
2012-12-15 03:36:48 PM
Mr Fischer, your god is a selfish, whiny, infantile, petty, cruel little biatch.

He's perfect for you.
 
2012-12-15 03:36:51 PM
Is this the same gentleman who used to smite people and flood the world and sh*t?
 
2012-12-15 03:39:01 PM
Am I gonna have to choke a motherf*cker?

I guess so. You morans can't be bothered with sound, calm debate. Sometimes the only way you can get a point across is by punching him in the face. We've all been been there at least once. It's the only language men like this will understand.

And what's this "God won't go where He isn't wanted" tripe? Is your God really that much of a p*ssy that he can't overcome the establishment clause?
 
2012-12-15 03:40:26 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It has become apparent that the problem is the wrong people are being shot


Someone already tried that this summer. They have way better security than a public school.
 
2012-12-15 03:41:50 PM
Shoot that guy. What a dick.
 
2012-12-15 03:44:41 PM

dickfreckle: Am I gonna have to choke a motherf*cker?

I guess so. You morans can't be bothered with sound, calm debate. Sometimes the only way you can get a point across is by punching him in the face. We've all been been there at least once. It's the only language men like this will understand.

And what's this "God won't go where He isn't wanted" tripe? Is your God really that much of a p*ssy that he can't overcome the establishment clause?


He's sulking. Leave Emo God alone!
 
2012-12-15 03:48:57 PM
... if school administrators really want to protect students, they will start every school day with prayer.

Someone should remind him of the Amish schoolgirls.
 
2012-12-15 03:51:47 PM
His imaginary friend seems pretty useless.
 
2012-12-15 03:56:03 PM

Richard Saunders: ... if school administrators really want to protect students, they will start every school day with prayer.

Someone should remind him of the Amish schoolgirls.


Also, I would like to tell him that both my mom and dad grew up well before "prayer was taken out of schools," and neither one of them ever prayed in school (and dad grew up in farking rural Oklahoma).

Dad was old enough to remember using the Bellamy salute during the pledge of allegiance, which was long before "under god" was in it, of course, but "we never once prayed in school." 

This "argument" requires a very special and extreme kind of willing ignorance.
 
2012-12-15 04:05:51 PM
Fischer said that God could have protected the victims of this massacre, but didn't because "God is not going to go where he is not wanted"

If. ONLY. 'Cause that asshole can get RIGHT the fark off my TV, my radio and my computer.
 
2012-12-15 04:07:07 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Presumably all that abuse happened in churches because God really likes watching little kids get raped, right?


The Catholics were all going to Hell regardless.
 
2012-12-15 04:32:15 PM
So they admit God is powerless? That he must submit to the will of the small-minded non-believers?

Hmmm
 
2012-12-15 04:50:37 PM
I hope that on His birthday (celebrated) later this month Jesus decides to give Himself the present of turning stupidity into cockpunches for ALL the bad little pundits.

WAY more fun for all of us than frankincense.
 
2012-12-15 05:07:59 PM
And God didn't stop the guy from shooting the Amish kids because they pray in the wrong language, right?
 
2012-12-15 05:22:28 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-15 05:22:57 PM

Speaker2Animals: And God didn't stop the guy from shooting the Amish kids because they pray in the wrong language, right?


When you don't use powered amplification, God has a hard time hearing you.
 
2012-12-15 05:25:10 PM

Speaker2Animals: And God didn't stop the guy from shooting the Amish kids because they pray in the wrong language, right?


God speaks American.
 
2012-12-15 05:26:46 PM
So, you worship an evil god. Notice he didn't say "can't" intervene. He said God "is not going to" stop it, implying that his god is not weak, but evil.
 
2012-12-15 05:45:05 PM
fark the AFA. fark them with a barbed wire dick.

They can have an eternal cocksucking, rimming and ass-fisting clusterfark in hell with Huckabee and Phelps!
 
2012-12-15 05:47:40 PM
I wonder how many of those dead kids went to church with their families every Sunday and prayed before meals and before going to bed every day.

Do prayers only protect children from flying bits of metal if they are said between 9AM and 3PM Monday-Friday at the mandatory behest of a school employee?

And since none of this blasphemous non-praying at school is based on any decisions made by these dead children, why did god kill them? Is god really that bad at targeting wrong-doers?

I've known some "Jesus freaks" in my day, but this level of derp is way beyond anything I've experienced first hand.
 
2012-12-15 05:54:19 PM

Richard Saunders: ... if school administrators really want to protect students, they will start every school day with prayer.

Someone should remind him of the Amish schoolgirls.


^^ THIS ^^

that story left me unable to eat. Some sick freak needs to combine his pedophilia and gun fetishes, so half a dozen little girls need to die.

We don't need more guns, we need more chlorine.
 
2012-12-15 05:54:41 PM
Dear potential psychopaths,
please start taking notes now while you're still somewhat sane.
Because there are far better targets than elementary schools and hospitals whoring for some attention right now.
 
2012-12-15 06:09:30 PM
"God is not going to go where he is not wanted"

Wow, God is a whiny passive aggressive little biatch
 
2012-12-15 06:15:40 PM

Howie Spankowitz: So, you worship an evil god. Notice he didn't say "can't" intervene. He said God "is not going to" stop it, implying that his god is not weak, but evil.


I don't think these guys worship the christian god. I don't doubt their faith mind you...I just think they're a wee bit too fond of blood sacrifices to be christian.
 
2012-12-15 06:15:42 PM

Weaver95: MBK: Weaver95: I guess the right wing in this country wants to be sure that there is absolutely no doubt remaining that they're all a bunch of raging assholes.

Remember, there are people will agree with him.

But let's just ignore them and try to move forward.

no, I don't think I want to ignore them any longer. I want the rest of the world to see these people, to understand that this is what they really, actually believe. that they aren't joking around, that they aren't kidding. that they really, honestly believe that their god would allow the massacre of children in order to advance his kingdom on earth.

just roll that idea around in your head for a moment. let it sink in and consider the implications of what that religious philosophy means in practical terms. even if - hell, ESPECIALLY if you aren't a believer...stop and think about what this sort of religion implies about what they'll do to you and your kids should they ever come to power in this country. 20 dead kids? hey, they were probably all atheist/commie/pagan heathens anyways. they probably deserved it. maybe if more kids die, everyone will finally start worshiping Republican Jesus and we can put that pesky nonsense about freedom to rest for good.

this is why I think the evangelicals in this country are so dangerous. they see a pile of dead kids as a political opportunity. And don't get me started on the GOP idiots who biatch about cries for gun control in the wake of a massacre like this one. morons, all of 'em.


Remember, you're talking about a religion that had it's God sending bears to rend children because they made fun of a old man's baldness.

/enough said
 
2012-12-15 06:16:20 PM
May they all rot in hell.
 
2012-12-15 06:16:21 PM

Howie Spankowitz: So, you worship an evil god. Notice he didn't say "can't" intervene. He said God "is not going to" stop it, implying that his god is not weak, but evil.


The literally do according to several Gospels. Gnosticism is twice as interesting and just as valid to the original archeological intent as contemporary Christianity, if not mor eso.
 
2012-12-15 06:18:13 PM
If anyone dares come in here and defend this asshole's statement: You are the most evil mother*cker on the planet. There is no justification for this statement at all. None. I can't believe anyone who claims to think there is a kind and loving God would make such a horrible, hateful statement.
 
2012-12-15 06:19:38 PM
Sad tag filling in while the sick tag takes a sick day?

God didn't do anything because God does not exist. This whole attitude is a slap in the face to the principal and brave teachers who threw themselves into the line of fire to protect children from this maniac.
 
2012-12-15 06:20:23 PM
Maybe if praying to that god isn't working out for you and your kids get all shot up, you should try praying to a different one?

"...I mind him telling about foreign parts, and callin' all the folks stupid for goin' to Christian meetin' and bearin' their burdns meek an' lowly. Says they'd orter git better gods like some o' the folks in the Injies--gods as would realy answer folks's prayers..."
--H. P. Lovecraft, "The Shadow Over Innsmouth"
 
2012-12-15 06:20:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: If anyone dares come in here and defend this asshole's statement: You are the most evil mother*cker on the planet. There is no justification for this statement at all. None. I can't believe anyone who claims to think there is a kind and loving God would make such a horrible, hateful statement.


He doesn't believe in a kind and loving God. He believes in a vengeful, hateful god who seeks retribution against his own children. He believes in an unspeakably evil god.
 
2012-12-15 06:21:52 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2012-12-15 06:22:18 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Maybe if praying to that god isn't working out for you and your kids get all shot up, you should try praying to a different one?


I have yet to observe any frost giants.
 
2012-12-15 06:22:25 PM
God, from all-powerful being to emo kid in 5,000 years
 
2012-12-15 06:22:49 PM
Worship me and only me, in the exact manner that I wish, or I will kill again.

-your loving and benevolent God.
 
2012-12-15 06:22:52 PM

Bryan Fischer, translated:

God went on strike because the atheists have taken over.
There is no reasoning with anyone that monumentally blinkered.
 
2012-12-15 06:23:55 PM

moonscatter: Gyrfalcon: If anyone dares come in here and defend this asshole's statement: You are the most evil mother*cker on the planet. There is no justification for this statement at all. None. I can't believe anyone who claims to think there is a kind and loving God would make such a horrible, hateful statement.

He doesn't believe in a kind and loving God. He believes in a vengeful, hateful god who seeks retribution against his own children. He believes in an unspeakably evil god.


Stalin in the sky, as one of my friends used to call it.
 
2012-12-15 06:24:17 PM

Gyrfalcon: If anyone dares come in here and defend this asshole's statement: You are the most evil mother*cker on the planet. There is no justification for this statement at all. None. I can't believe anyone who claims to think there is a kind and loving God would make such a horrible, hateful statement.


nah, they won't directly defend it. they'll change the subject, attack individuals here in the thread...maybe to gun control, or abortion. rants about obama. anything OTHER than discuss the article. if accused of defending the AFA...they'll back off and disappear for a while, or keep changing subjects.
 
2012-12-15 06:24:40 PM

moonscatter: He believes in an unspeakably evil god.


In other words, the God of the Bible.
 
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