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2012-12-15 03:26:23 PM
12 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: [jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com image 300x391] 


dtdstudios.com
2012-12-15 03:00:16 PM
4 votes:

coco ebert: ARM THE COMA PATIENTS


Too late - someone gave the guns to the Parkinson's wing.

DUCK!
2012-12-15 03:17:59 PM
3 votes:

ultraholland: John Dewey: And this is precisely why I see gun ownership as a selfish act. You feel safer and yet endanger the lives of unknown innocents.

This makes zero sense.


What do you think Nancy Lanza owned guns?

1. Hobby
2. Safety
3. Collector
4. ?????

She owned them for one of the three reasons most often given. She had zero intention of using them to harm. She had zero intention of letting someone else use them to harm. And yet, they were used to kill 27 people including herself and one asshole.

She wanted one of those three things and chose those over the potential danger. And anyone who currently own guns and continue to purchase guns is doing the same.

Responsible gun ownership is an oxymoron.
2012-12-15 03:04:15 PM
3 votes:
Pretty soon basement dweller video game hermits will look like the smart ones for choosing to never leave the house.

/I'm one of them so I can say that
2012-12-15 02:57:41 PM
3 votes:
ARM THE COMA PATIENTS
2012-12-15 02:07:14 PM
3 votes:
That's convenient for the ambulance drivers.
2012-12-15 01:44:32 PM
3 votes:
Thus making today too soon to discuss this.
2012-12-15 03:29:44 PM
2 votes:

Generation_D: Happy 221st Birthday Second Amendment. God Bless well-regulated militias everywhere.

You know, the bill of rights is just a piece of paper. If enough of us think gun ownership is too stupid to handle, with too many negative consequences, for too many people, we could amend it. Been done before.


Paramedics responding to the scene found nearly 1,000 injured people.

/window seat
2012-12-15 03:24:10 PM
2 votes:
images2.dailykos.com
2012-12-15 03:17:06 PM
2 votes:

phenn: You cannot punish the whole of society because there are crazies in the world.


But enough about the NRA....
2012-12-15 03:07:19 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

"Nurse, scalpel. Thank you. Clamp. GUN."

*BLAMMO!*

"Thank you. Pressure here."
2012-12-15 03:04:12 PM
2 votes:
www.rhythmism.com

I guess the cops pulled the plug on him.
2012-12-15 03:03:42 PM
2 votes:
Well, SOMEBODY didn't like The Hobbit.
2012-12-15 02:40:20 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Dancin_In_Anson: cameroncrazy1984: Yes. Because who knows who else he would've shot.

And had the same happened with the cop, would he have been a dumbass cop? Since we're dealing in the land of what ifs and all.

Yes. See, I have this weird thing wherein I trust people with formal training more than nuts. But hey, that's just me.


Ha! You haven't hung around with a bunch of cops before, have you?

/they have some real winners in their ranks too, Johnny
2012-12-15 01:57:07 PM
2 votes:

ToxicMunkee: Arm all the doctors and nurses, stat!


You are thinking too small. Everybody over the age of 18 15 12 needs to be armed, all the time. It's the only way to insure that we are safe.
2012-12-15 01:54:30 PM
2 votes:
Arm all the doctors and nurses, stat!
2012-12-15 06:20:46 PM
1 votes:
From one of yesterday's threads. What_now was overly optimistic, it seems.

i46.tinypic.com
2012-12-15 06:01:52 PM
1 votes:

thisisarepeat: How do you feel about people that want to remove your possessions, or enact legislation rendering any right you enjoy to exercise so expensive that only 1%ers can have that right? It is absolutely infuriating to listen to you assholes whine about how badly you need to fark ME over because some ASSHOLE shot some people in Alabama.


Obama'z comin' fer yer gunz! Oh noes!111111111eleventyone!!!!!!
2012-12-15 05:03:48 PM
1 votes:

John Dewey: This is exactly what the authors of the 2nd Amendment had in mind: From the medical examiner in the CT case "I only did seven autopsies and they ranged from three to 11 wounds a piece."


The kid was a good shot... wonder what his groupings were like?
2012-12-15 04:33:47 PM
1 votes:

whither_apophis: So Obama gets reelected... suddenly a bunch of shootings happen... then the next thing you know he'll want to take away all our guns... OMG!!!

/sorry took off the tinfoil hat for a moment.


There were a bunch of people at Midway airport last night talking about how it's all a government conspiracy to blame it on a secret cult of secret gunmen that are trying to appear individual but are actually all in a group, to cover up the fact that it's actually the government shooting people.

I wanted to punch them in their faces so hard. SO HARD.
2012-12-15 04:25:14 PM
1 votes:

saturn badger: flucto: MaudlinMutantMollusk: becoming numb to it

I'm not becoming numb, I'm becoming angry. Something must change. Also, F*CK the NRA.

When was the last time you saw a NRA member shoot someone?


Dick Cheney?
2012-12-15 04:18:03 PM
1 votes:
Can we get a flashing Dumbass tag?
2012-12-15 04:15:14 PM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: KNOCK IT OFF!


captainmaxthedestroyer: THIS HAS TO STOP NOW


Shrugging Atlas: ENOUGH


You're right - ban the Caps Lock!
2012-12-15 04:12:51 PM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: The Mayan apocalypse has begun.


Pretty sure the Spanish had the Mayan apocalypse wrapped up by the end of 1697.
2012-12-15 04:10:18 PM
1 votes:

mr lawson: We don't need gun control. We need Psychos control.
Criminals do not shoot up schools...Psychos do.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

To be fair, they think we're man-animals.
2012-12-15 04:08:59 PM
1 votes:

John Dewey: Well, I'm going to go drive my gun to the store. Hope there's enough room in the chamber for the groceries.


You're not thinking outside the box enough. If you USE your gun as the TOOL It was intended to be, you could rob the store and have lots of money--money to buy more GUNS with!
2012-12-15 04:08:08 PM
1 votes:

DoomPaul: Surely it's fine to give up some liberty in exchange for security.

[i50.tinypic.com image 500x270]


Except I'm not afraid of the government, I'm afraid of some lone wolf wackjob mad at being spanked by his big breasted mother and deciding to mow me down while I buy porn and mac n cheese at 7-11.
2012-12-15 04:04:54 PM
1 votes:
Well, I'm going to go drive my gun to the store. Hope there's enough room in the chamber for the groceries.
2012-12-15 04:00:40 PM
1 votes:

John Dewey: NotoriousFire: Second amendment already justifies a gun owners "need" to own. You need to justify your point - the US Bill of Rights justifies against your point.

The Bill of Rights justified owning a musket.


i798.photobucket.com
2012-12-15 03:35:20 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-15 03:33:20 PM
1 votes:

John Dewey:

You can never have 100% control over how a car you own is used. Period. So by owning it/possessing it you are putting others at risk. The more cars there are in society, the higher the risk of being injured for individual members of that society. So whatever your reasons are for owning a car , they are selfish ones. You are putting your own safety/pleasure above the needs of other innocent members of your society.

Car ownership=selfishness.


Surrender your car citizen!
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-12-15 03:29:55 PM
1 votes:
This was bound to happen since we've systematically removed Mike Huckleberry's God™ from all the hospitals.
2012-12-15 03:28:38 PM
1 votes:

globalwarmingpraiser: This year has been crazy. WTF is wrong with people.


It's the year of the dragon. Apparently, everyone is acting like they are riding it.
2012-12-15 03:27:24 PM
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: Shrugging Atlas: ENOUGH

Oh shiat, he centered it! It's on now!


Its part of a standard I follow:

Bold, Center, Italics for schools
Center for hospitals
Bold for places of worship
Italics for random shopping centers
lolcats for NRA meetings
2012-12-15 03:26:02 PM
1 votes:

Molavian: Generation_D: Molavian: Gosling: I'm fairly certain that a gun is the opposite of a hospital.

Doctor's mistakes kill more people than guns do.

shiatty, huh?

Most of them aren't intending to do it. False equivalency is false.

Guns aren't intending to kill anyone, either.


WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE INNOCENT GUNS?
2012-12-15 03:20:09 PM
1 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: ENOUGH


Oh shiat, he centered it! It's on now!
2012-12-15 03:18:50 PM
1 votes:
someone on Freepers this morning suggested that the media should NOT BE ALLOWED to report on these shootings, as it encourages copycats, and riles up the population. They are more than happy to squash the 1st amendment, to keep what they think are their 2nd amendment 'rights'.
2012-12-15 03:12:33 PM
1 votes:
So sad. Couldn't even get the UAV.
2012-12-15 03:10:04 PM
1 votes:
So Obama gets reelected... suddenly a bunch of shootings happen... then the next thing you know he'll want to take away all our guns... OMG!!!

/sorry took off the tinfoil hat for a moment.
2012-12-15 03:09:36 PM
1 votes:

globalwarmingpraiser: This year has been crazy. WTF is wrong with people.


The last night of Hanukkah always gets people riled up. This is the obvious outcome when someone loses all of their chocolate coins in a high-stakes game of dreidel.
2012-12-15 03:08:22 PM
1 votes:

styckx: Pretty soon basement dweller video game hermits will look like the smart ones for choosing to never leave the house.

/I'm one of them so I can say that


Leaving the house and doing stuff is highly overrated.
2012-12-15 03:01:01 PM
1 votes:
Obviously the solution is to allow invalid hospital patients to carry firearms, right republicans?
2012-12-15 03:01:01 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: globalwarmingpraiser: This year has been crazy. WTF is wrong with people.

mayan apocalypse maybe?


Is it wrong that I was thinking that Dec. 21st is why the crazy is coming out of the woodwork recently. Not that I think anything will come of it but these assholes might.
2012-12-15 02:55:18 PM
1 votes:
"If this happens like 16 or 17 more times, I'm Outta Here Man!"
2012-12-15 02:29:46 PM
1 votes:
Did this man play Mass Effect? This is important!
2012-12-15 02:03:53 PM
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: ToxicMunkee: Arm all the doctors and nurses, stat!

Funny you say that as the gunman attacked a place where he wasn't the only armed person and look how it turned out.


I just wanted to make a "stat" joke. Jeez.
 
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