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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)   Good: Batman avoided more jail time. Bad: secret identity revealed. Fark: wearing costume confined to city limits, must appologize to the Commissioner   (woodtv.com) divider line 36
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2012-12-15 02:56:25 PM
He only can wear his costume within the Petoskey city limits, about 225 miles northwest of Detroit.

Well, THAT'S a relief.
 
2012-12-15 04:49:32 PM
Worst. Batman. Costume. EVAR!
 
2012-12-15 04:50:23 PM
Bruce Wayne has really let himself go.
 
2012-12-15 04:50:38 PM
Antiperspirant required.
 
2012-12-15 04:51:38 PM
The classic middle name...Serial killer?
 
2012-12-15 04:54:11 PM
Several comments in and I'm the first to notice the headline says "appologize"?

/bunch of loosers who can't spell
//see what I did?
///more and more people are adding double letters to words FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!
////Losers!
 
2012-12-15 05:03:12 PM
How's Robin and his egg?
 
2012-12-15 05:04:04 PM
Screw Bergman. Worst commissioner ever.
 
2012-12-15 05:04:30 PM
Cute sentence, bro.
 
2012-12-15 05:15:39 PM
He only can wear his costume within the Petoskey city limits

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Batman has no limits
 
2012-12-15 05:32:01 PM
Batman got on my nerves.
 
2012-12-15 05:33:17 PM
This is the type of hero Michigan deserves, but not the one it needs right now...
 
2012-12-15 05:43:49 PM
How can anyone confine what clothes you wear to a geographic area? Doesn't sounds like this guy has parole or probation that could impose limits. Well maybe for 30 days. I'd also like to know where a simple trespass took place when dealing with a car accident. Because I'd hate to hear "You're trespassing on this public road because you won't stop bothering us, sir."
 
2012-12-15 05:49:48 PM
Mark has been dressing up in costumes, and wandering the streets for at least 15 years. He used to dress up as The Crow, and wander the street all night.
 
2012-12-15 05:50:46 PM
Batman sent back to his Batcave.
 
2012-12-15 05:52:05 PM

Life_is_a_carnivore


How's Robin and his egg?


One of them just got laid.
 
2012-12-15 05:52:36 PM
So is he the hero we deserve? Or the hero we need?
 
2012-12-15 05:55:13 PM
Wants to speak to the commissioner:

content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2012-12-15 05:57:20 PM

I_Hate_Iowa: How can anyone confine what clothes you wear to a geographic area? Doesn't sounds like this guy has parole or probation that could impose limits. Well maybe for 30 days. I'd also like to know where a simple trespass took place when dealing with a car accident. Because I'd hate to hear "You're trespassing on this public road because you won't stop bothering us, sir."


He was caught trespassing last year hanging off the side of a building dressed as Batman.
 
2012-12-15 06:01:02 PM
He's lived long enough to become the villain...
 
2012-12-15 06:02:55 PM
So in Detroit, he can go around as another hero?
 
2012-12-15 06:03:19 PM

peterthx: Several comments in and I'm the first to notice the headline says "appologize"?

/bunch of loosers who can't spell
//see what I did?
///more and more people are adding double letters to words FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!
////Losers!


It is well known that misspellings in headlines increase greens on fark
/lighten up, Francis
//pet peave
///subbie's first green
////SLASHIES!
 
2012-12-15 06:10:10 PM

I_Hate_Iowa: How can anyone confine what clothes you wear to a geographic area? Doesn't sounds like this guy has parole or probation that could impose limits. Well maybe for 30 days. I'd also like to know where a simple trespass took place when dealing with a car accident. Because I'd hate to hear "You're trespassing on this public road because you won't stop bothering us, sir."


It's valid if he agrees to it.
 
2012-12-15 06:19:53 PM
From Goth-ham city.

/I'll show myself out
 
2012-12-15 07:03:43 PM

Im_Gumby: peterthx: Several comments in and I'm the first to notice the headline says "appologize"?

/bunch of loosers who can't spell
//see what I did?
///more and more people are adding double letters to words FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!
////Losers!

It is well known that misspellings in headlines increase greens on fark
/lighten up, Francis
//pet peave
///subbie's first green
////SLASHIES!


peeve
 
2012-12-15 07:06:22 PM
Pro Tip: If the cops are looking for someone and it isn't you, LEAVE THEM ALONE.
 
2012-12-15 07:18:38 PM

Tanthalas39: Im_Gumby: peterthx: Several comments in and I'm the first to notice the headline says "appologize"?

/bunch of loosers who can't spell
//see what I did?
///more and more people are adding double letters to words FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!
////Losers!

It is well known that misspellings in headlines increase greens on fark
/lighten up, Francis
//pet peave
///subbie's first green
////SLASHIES!

peeve


You've been around long enough to have figured it was preemptively Rotsky'd
 
2012-12-15 07:52:56 PM
I don't know about now Nana Nana about 90 to know that note on a map none of the about that Matt Matt Matt
 
2012-12-15 07:58:30 PM
Commissioner Gordon?

i16.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 09:50:55 PM

pounddawg: This is the type of hero Michigan deserves, but not the one it needs right now...


congratulations on your ability to copy and paste comments from the article.
 
2012-12-15 09:53:50 PM
themavesite.com
 
2012-12-15 10:14:12 PM
Man, the police department should do a 180 and roll with this. Get him through Police Academy and let him wear the costume on duty. Think of the possibilities...

/knows some people in Petoskey
//loves it up there
 
2012-12-15 11:25:34 PM

jjwars1: Mark has been dressing up in costumes, and wandering the streets for at least 15 years. He used to dress up as The Crow, and wander the street all night.


What kind of drugs is he on??
 
2012-12-15 11:49:15 PM

zenobia: I_Hate_Iowa: How can anyone confine what clothes you wear to a geographic area? Doesn't sounds like this guy has parole or probation that could impose limits. Well maybe for 30 days. I'd also like to know where a simple trespass took place when dealing with a car accident. Because I'd hate to hear "You're trespassing on this public road because you won't stop bothering us, sir."

It's valid if he agrees to it.


Yup. If the options on the table are:

1. Standard punishment for interfering with a police investigation.
2. Some other form of parole.

In most cases, Option 2 is valid by default. If it was something like chemical sterilization or the like then the appeals court might go "wtf man", but most options are on the table.
 
2012-12-16 03:28:48 AM
NATHAN FILLIONZ
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2012-12-16 04:30:23 PM

jjwars1: I_Hate_Iowa: How can anyone confine what clothes you wear to a geographic area? Doesn't sounds like this guy has parole or probation that could impose limits. Well maybe for 30 days. I'd also like to know where a simple trespass took place when dealing with a car accident. Because I'd hate to hear "You're trespassing on this public road because you won't stop bothering us, sir."

He was caught trespassing last year hanging off the side of a building dressed as Batman.


In Michigan, don't you have to be served a notice of trespass and given the opportunity to leave before they can take any trespass violation action against you? Also, how the fark is "pestering/annoying cops" obstructing justice? We're missing something here.
 
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