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(Sporting News)   November 20: Terrell Suggs' girlfriend applies for restraining order against Suggs. December 14: "I now pronounce you man and wife"   (aol.sportingnews.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-15 01:07:10 PM
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Getting married 3 weeks after getting a restraining order? Madness!

Madness, I say!
 
2012-12-15 01:10:35 PM
Well, at least that's three weeks more between potential assault and wedding than Solo/Stevens.
 
2012-12-15 03:08:58 PM
Begin the countdown to a highly profitable divorce.
 
2012-12-15 05:11:41 PM

bingethinker: Begin the countdown to a highly profitable divorce.


Okay.
 
2012-12-15 05:57:53 PM
There's a fine line between love and....... Oh fark it, till death do they part.
 
2012-12-15 06:12:38 PM
Despite the fact that Americans are molded from an early age that wealth is linked to intelligence, well, hmm, no, never mind. This seems legit.
 
2012-12-15 06:13:48 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: bingethinker: Begin the countdown to a highly profitable divorce.

Okay.


I knew exactly what that was, but since it has been over a year since I heard it, I clicked... you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-12-15 06:14:56 PM
Oops...should read:

KiwDaWabbit: Despite the fact that Americans are molded from an early age to think that wealth is linked to intelligence, well, hmm, no, never mind. This seems legit.


/Not wealthy
//Pretty dumb
 
2012-12-15 06:18:14 PM
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2012-12-15 06:18:43 PM
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2012-12-15 06:20:15 PM
She'll take a beating from Suggs to score a big pay day.
Just like many an NFL QB, except she'll have a lawyer instead of an agent.
 
2012-12-15 06:30:13 PM
not sure if golddigger or BWS...
 
2012-12-15 06:36:05 PM
Has anybody else ever been to a wedding that was obviously a terrible idea? It's hilarious. Everybody just gets hammered and giggles amongst themselves the whole night. Because, really, what else can you do at that point?
 
2012-12-15 06:37:06 PM

Majikthise: I knew exactly what that was, but since it has been over a year since I heard it, I clicked... you magnificent bastard.


:D

You did the right thing, comrade.


Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Has anybody else ever been to a wedding that was obviously a terrible idea? It's hilarious. Everybody just gets hammered and giggles amongst themselves the whole night. Because, really, what else can you do at that point?


The Chicken Dance?
 
2012-12-15 06:39:21 PM
So... should I feel bad when he kills her?
 
2012-12-15 08:09:58 PM
ah yes the next couple on murder-suicide watch. Are we taking bets?
 
2012-12-15 09:10:44 PM

CodeMonkey4Life: She'll take a beating from Suggs to score a big pay day.


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/Didn't any of these guys watch "Broke"?
 
2012-12-15 09:30:42 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Has anybody else ever been to a wedding that was obviously a terrible idea? It's hilarious. Everybody just gets hammered and giggles amongst themselves the whole night. Because, really, what else can you do at that point?


Yup, father of the bride was hammered before the wedding. Good times
 
2012-12-15 10:05:20 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Has anybody else ever been to a wedding that was obviously a terrible idea? It's hilarious. Everybody just gets hammered and giggles amongst themselves the whole night. Because, really, what else can you do at that point?

Yup, father of the bride was hammered before the wedding. Good times


I went to a wedding and reception in 2005.

1) Father of the Bride took out a second mortgage for $100k for wedding reception in the Queen Mary Grand Ballroom
2) Bride wanted the perfect wedding
3) Groom was an asshole, but played his part
4) Father of Bride went in foreclosure after housing market crashed, and lost house.

Most enjoyable wedding I ever attended.
 
2012-12-16 04:10:22 AM
www.reoiv.com
 
2012-12-16 08:28:15 AM
Yet another graduate of the Nicole Brown school of courtship.
 
2012-12-16 10:59:12 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: So... should I feel bad when he kills her?


They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into.
 
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