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(Boston.com) NewsFlash Hillary Clinton faints, sustains concussion. James Harrison fined 50k by the NFL   (boston.com ) divider line
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2012-12-15 01:11:10 PM  
10 votes:
Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.
2012-12-15 01:23:31 PM  
6 votes:
A concussion?

Well, she's not qualified to be the...head of state?
She's definitely...headed for some trouble?
And all this time I thought she was so...hard headed?

t0.gstatic.com
2012-12-15 01:13:28 PM  
5 votes:
Did she faint or was she actually dodging sniper bullets?
2012-12-15 01:26:29 PM  
4 votes:

dalovindj: There goes her shot at the presidency. Can we really afford a leader who faints at the first sign of trouble?


Exactly, she should have vomited on someone instead
2012-12-15 01:14:40 PM  
4 votes:
i36.photobucket.com

Awesome headline, is awesome!
2012-12-15 01:11:59 PM  
4 votes:
There goes her shot at the presidency. Can we really afford a leader who faints at the first sign of trouble?
2012-12-15 01:20:27 PM  
3 votes:

darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack


Exactly. It's not like she choked on a pretzel or something. Sheesh.
2012-12-15 01:17:34 PM  
3 votes:
Well, there goes her Presidency.

I can see the attack ads now:

"Hillary Clinton says she will be a strong leader..."

Hillary: "I will be a strong leader."

"Hillary says that she can handle the stresses of the Presidency..."

Hillary: "I can handle the stresses of the Presidency."

"But in 2012, Hillary Clinton FAINTED."

Hillary: Faints

"Do we really want such a weak woman leading our Nation? "

Some doofus old white guy shows up "I am McOldracistwhiteguy, and I approve this message."
2012-12-15 01:12:05 PM  
3 votes:
Congressional aides do not expect her to testify as scheduled at congressional hearings on Thursday into the Sept. 11 attack against a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including the U.S. ambassador.

Isn't that conveeeeenient?
2012-12-15 01:11:47 PM  
3 votes:
Bill pushed her.
2012-12-15 02:45:37 PM  
2 votes:
Crap, she's pregnant again. Jeez, Bill, is there anything you won't put your pecker in?
2012-12-15 02:24:43 PM  
2 votes:

Parthenogenetic: EuphoniumEuphoria: Well, there goes her Presidency.

I can see the attack ads now:

"Hillary Clinton says she will be a strong leader..."

Hillary: "I will be a strong leader."

"Hillary says that she can handle the stresses of the Presidency..."

Hillary: "I can handle the stresses of the Presidency."

"But in 2012, Hillary Clinton FAINTED."

Hillary: Faints

"Do we really want such a weak woman leading our Nation? "

Some doofus old white guy shows up "I am McOldracistwhiteguy, and I approve this message."

[cache.io9.com image 245x257]

"Don't you think she looks tired?"

Doofus? Yeah.

Old? When 900 years and nine regenerations you reach, look as good you will not!


1.bp.blogspot.com

She's tired.
2012-12-15 01:28:40 PM  
2 votes:

kiwannabee: Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.


Sheila Jackson-Lee got hit in the head, too?
2012-12-15 01:21:27 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, who skipped an overseas trip this past week because of a stomach virus

and

The statement said Clinton was dehydrated because of the virus and that she fainted and sustained a concussion

Heheh, she pooped herself unconscious.
2012-12-15 01:21:25 PM  
2 votes:

kiwannabee: +1 for Subby.

Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.


Bwwereeeeert!
Trolling. Ten yard penalty. fist down.
2012-12-15 01:21:01 PM  
2 votes:

AcneVulgaris: I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.


Came TO. TO.

Mindbleach, stat!
2012-12-15 01:20:00 PM  
2 votes:
+1 for Subby.

Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.
2012-12-15 01:18:58 PM  
2 votes:
Stupid man gravity.
2012-12-15 01:13:20 PM  
2 votes:
I hope she recovers swiftly. She has given a lot to this country, and deserves a rest after doing a kickass job as SOS. I'm sure the comments below TFA will reinforce my belief that folks would never stoop to ....

Recovering at home..sure ..that's a good one..the left think nothing

of shirking from accountability every waking second...She is having a good laugh getting out of the Benghazi hearings...

THink the media will go rough on her for this like they would for a Republican? NOPE!!!!


...oh yeah.
2012-12-16 12:06:15 AM  
1 vote:
The years have not been kind to that face. It's only fair that gravity gets a few licks at it, since those jowls long since surrendered.
2012-12-15 05:31:31 PM  
1 vote:
Try walking a mile in her shoes, haters.

www.lose-your-cankles.info
2012-12-15 04:52:04 PM  
1 vote:
Was she wearing a skirt like most QB's these days?
2012-12-15 04:17:28 PM  
1 vote:
This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to win at Tecmo Bowl against Ahmadinejad and can't use Bo Jackson.
2012-12-15 03:55:48 PM  
1 vote:

kiwannabee: Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.


Wait...what happened to Virgina Foxx?

wataugadems.com
2012-12-15 03:07:03 PM  
1 vote:
Parthenogenetic:
[cache.io9.com image 245x257]

"Don't you think she looks tired?"


"Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State."
"Yes, we know who you are."
2012-12-15 02:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
People in those jobs never sleep.

There is a plus side to Benghazi: after a decade, two wars,and a trillion plus dollars fighting terrorism, conservatives have finally cared that someone one died.
2012-12-15 02:12:10 PM  
1 vote:

Ow My Balls: [i471.photobucket.com image 486x366]

George H.W. Bush approves...


It's nice to see Ol' Barb jumping in with the chloroform
2012-12-15 01:51:09 PM  
1 vote:

Canton: darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack

Exactly. It's not like she choked on a pretzel or something. Sheesh.


Or puked all over some Japanese guy.
2012-12-15 01:50:29 PM  
1 vote:
Glad to hear she's ok.
I was worried that Bosnian sniper finally caught up with her.
2012-12-15 01:47:26 PM  
1 vote:
I read that as Hillary Clinton farts, sustains concussion.
2012-12-15 01:46:47 PM  
1 vote:

EuphoniumEuphoria: Well, there goes her Presidency.

I can see the attack ads now:

"Hillary Clinton says she will be a strong leader..."

Hillary: "I will be a strong leader."

"Hillary says that she can handle the stresses of the Presidency..."

Hillary: "I can handle the stresses of the Presidency."

"But in 2012, Hillary Clinton FAINTED."

Hillary: Faints

"Do we really want such a weak woman leading our Nation? "

Some doofus old white guy shows up "I am McOldracistwhiteguy, and I approve this message."


cache.io9.com

"Don't you think she looks tired?"



Doofus? Yeah.

Old? When 900 years and nine regenerations you reach, look as good you will not!
2012-12-15 01:40:31 PM  
1 vote:
Good work on the headline subs.

Man, politics going to the main page turns a thread into a goddamn intellectual Chernobyl.
2012-12-15 01:33:22 PM  
1 vote:

Shadow Blasko: This is not a good week to be in politics... but I can't help but think of what a fantastic episode of The West Wing it would make.

20 hours in America style. Fiscal Cliff, a senseless massacre of students, middle east issues, Japanese right wing dominance, North Korean sabre rattling...


Fiscal cliff, children death, North Korea and Japan. Clinton, Boehner, Bartlett, just raise the farking debt. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world was turning.

/The West Wing and Billy Joel for 200 Alex.
2012-12-15 01:29:12 PM  
1 vote:

dalovindj: AcneVulgaris: I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.

That woman SCARES me.

Honestly, fark her. She ran a despicable campaign in 2008 and I've never really respected her since. I want Warren in 2016, and I doubt she would run if Hillary did. But a Hillary vs. Warren primary would be almost as much fun as the Judd vs. McConnell battle is going to be.

But the more likely scenario is that this makes her unelectable, so Warren can hop right in without offending Democrat royalty.


Huh? Being sick makes you unelectable? Now, she probably should have been resting and drinking lots of fluids, but working too hard isn't usually disqualifying for much of anything.

I'd love to see Warren as President, but I'm be nervous about how electable she is nationally. If the environment in 2016 looks like she could actually win, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat. If not, I'll probably wind up voting for Hillary. I really do think she learned a lot from 2008 and that it changed her, and she's done a kickass job at State.

This is, of course, entirely premature, things may change a lot by 2016.
2012-12-15 01:25:04 PM  
1 vote:

SithLord: Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.


Done in one. Next thread, people.
2012-12-15 01:24:41 PM  
1 vote:
darkvstar:

The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack

gifsoup.com
2012-12-15 01:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
damned pretzels
2012-12-15 01:19:32 PM  
1 vote:
So, she found an excuse no to testify about Benghazi.
2012-12-15 01:18:28 PM  
1 vote:

dalovindj: There goes her shot at the presidency. Can we really afford a leader who faints at the first sign of trouble?


I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.

That woman SCARES me.
2012-12-15 01:15:53 PM  
1 vote:
The SEC commissioner decided not to suspend Harrison for the big game.
2012-12-15 01:13:39 PM  
1 vote:

lenfromak: Congressional aides do not expect her to testify as scheduled at congressional hearings on Thursday into the Sept. 11 attack against a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including the U.S. ambassador.

Isn't that conveeeeenient?


Maybe they can send Rice in her place?
2012-12-15 01:12:51 PM  
1 vote:
Article complete with photo of what Hillary Clinton looks like.
2012-12-15 01:12:03 PM  
1 vote:

SithLord: Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.


Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now.
2012-12-15 01:11:59 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, I chuckled at the mental image of Harrison tackling Clinton.
2012-12-15 01:11:37 PM  
1 vote:
That'll show her; being a damn, dirty democrat and all.

/ I keed, I keed
 
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