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(Boston.com) NewsFlash Hillary Clinton faints, sustains concussion. James Harrison fined 50k by the NFL   (boston.com) divider line 176
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2012-12-15 02:28:10 PM

nekom: darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack

Pretty much this. I can't blame her for wanting out. For what it's worth, I've always had a personal dislike for her that I can't quite put my finger on any reason for, however I feel she's done a good job at her current post.


THIS
 
2012-12-15 02:28:56 PM

Brick-House: This being Washington DC, what's the real story? Did she really faint, or...

[www.capoliticalreview.com image 600x496]


Is Benghazi a scandal yet?
 
2012-12-15 02:31:09 PM

AcneVulgaris: AcneVulgaris: I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.

Came TO. TO.

Mindbleach, stat!


Yep. I saw that and LMAO. I didn't have the heart to snark you for it though.
 
2012-12-15 02:36:03 PM
What kind of barn burning Benghazi testimony was she expected to give? My suspicion is that even if she did appear before congress, she'd just continue saying what state and the president have been saying about Benghazi ever since they started to figure out what happened. In fact, it would be ludicrous to expect her to say otherwise. I don't see the issue.
 
2012-12-15 02:37:00 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: [a.espncdn.com image 576x324]


NOT AMUSED


Fine. $60,000.
 
2012-12-15 02:37:05 PM
Karnak says, "What does the face of a woman with a fast cancer look like?"
 
2012-12-15 02:37:09 PM

AcneVulgaris: AcneVulgaris: I have a feeling she'd kick your ass when she came too if you tittered about it.

Came TO. TO.

Mindbleach, stat!


dl.dropbox.com

UNWANTED VISUALIZATION!!
 
2012-12-15 02:39:27 PM
Ya'll are just gonna love the Kerry Treatment.

Swiftboaters! Fall in! Start your engines!
 
2012-12-15 02:41:13 PM

darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack


She's visited 112 countries in her term, making her the most traveled Secretary of State in history. Her travel schedule could charitably be described as "torturous".

Yet, people will say she's being lazy and/or not doing her job over this.
 
2012-12-15 02:42:42 PM

kiwannabee: +1 for Subby.

Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.


What's it like to know you're a bad person by an objective standard?
 
2012-12-15 02:45:37 PM
Crap, she's pregnant again. Jeez, Bill, is there anything you won't put your pecker in?
 
2012-12-15 02:46:29 PM

onyxruby: cptjeff: If Hillary won the Democratic nomination, she would be President right now. She wasn't unelectable by any stretch of the imagination- it would have been very hard for ANY Democrat to lose that election.

This might be the most derp filled statement I've read on Fark this year, and I'm not even a Republican. Hillary polarized people just as badly as W ever did, the idea that she was electable is pure hyperbole.


That might have been true in 1996, but it wasn't true in 2008. Bush had tainted the Republican brand so badly their nominee, whoever it was, never had a chance as long as the Democrat didn't completely self-destruct.

I'm sorry, but the notion that Hillary couldn't have been elected is simply moronic. The people who hate her would never have voted for her anyway, and they sure as hell didn't wind up voting for Blacky McBlackerson. There would have been some squabbling, but the Republicans were fighting a massive, massive headwind in 2008 thanks to W's massive suckitude. It might not have wound up being quite as massive a victory as Obama's was, but I don't have any doubts that she would have won.
 
2012-12-15 02:48:41 PM

SithLord: Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.


This gave the excuse of why she is not going to testify about Benghazi.
 
2012-12-15 02:50:06 PM
I originally read that as "Hillary Clinton farts, sustains concussion."
 
2012-12-15 02:52:30 PM
Done in four! You can't ignore that she hit the floor! Show her the door!
 
2012-12-15 02:55:24 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: SithLord: Maybe all that lying about Benghazi exhausted her supply of hot air.

This gave the excuse of why she is not going to testify about Benghazi.


Wait...something happened in Benghazi?
 
2012-12-15 02:56:26 PM
She's a sick and injured human being, so I'll just go with, "Hope she feels better."
 
2012-12-15 03:02:13 PM

Cyclometh: darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack

She's visited 112 countries in her term, making her the most traveled Secretary of State in history. Her travel schedule could charitably be described as "torturous".


Even if she was waterboarded in each country it still would'nt be considered that.
 
2012-12-15 03:04:03 PM
Falling down drunk again and again. Drunk on the job.



Link
 
2012-12-15 03:06:34 PM
she should go to Antarctica
 
2012-12-15 03:07:03 PM
Parthenogenetic:
[cache.io9.com image 245x257]

"Don't you think she looks tired?"


"Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State."
"Yes, we know who you are."
 
2012-12-15 03:12:17 PM
There really is no hate quite like Hillary hate. It has its own special brand of vitriol.
 
2012-12-15 03:13:15 PM
(Boomheadshot.gif).

/ get well soon
 
2012-12-15 03:19:44 PM

Farty McPooPants: Crap, she's pregnant again. Jeez, Bill, is there anything you won't put your pecker in?


As I understand the law as written, all women - and probably a few guys - are required to accept Bill's penis at least once in their lives after reaching the age of consent. I hear he was angling for 15 year-olds as well, but the party wouldn't sign off on that.
 
2012-12-15 03:29:50 PM

cptjeff: I'm sorry, but the notion that Hillary couldn't have been elected is simply moronic.


The woman that has had books and an entire section on Wikipedia focused on her polarizing political effect was electable at the national level? Are you on crack?

To quote wikipedia in regards to the 2008 election "According to an online poll, "half of likely voters nationwide said they would never vote for New York Sen. Hillary Clinton."

To quote a 2010 article in Politics Daily "Just two years ago she was seen -- even by women -- as a polarizing and divisive figure, cold and cynically ambitious, manipulative and scheming, sly and pretentious. Many progressives and the liberal mainstream media deserted her" ....

"Political insiders may differ on which route she will take, but almost all of them agree that she will run for president in 2016. That notion was laughable two years ago."
 
2012-12-15 03:30:42 PM

lenfromak: Congressional aides do not expect her to testify as scheduled at congressional hearings on Thursday into the Sept. 11 attack against a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including the U.S. ambassador.

Isn't that conveeeeenient?


This.
 
2012-12-15 03:37:34 PM

EuphoniumEuphoria: Well, there goes her Presidency.

I can see the attack ads now:

"Hillary Clinton says she will be a strong leader..."

Hillary: "I will be a strong leader."

"Hillary says that she can handle the stresses of the Presidency..."

Hillary: "I can handle the stresses of the Presidency."

"But in 2012, Hillary Clinton FAINTED."

Hillary: Faints

"Do we really want such a weak woman leading our Nation? "

Some doofus old white guy shows up "I am McOldracistwhiteguy, and I approve this message."


It's no big deal. It's not like she choked on a pretzel or something.
 
2012-12-15 03:38:56 PM

fozziewazzi: Article complete with photo of what Hillary Clinton looks like.


Another photo of what Hillary Clinton looks like:
i48.tinypic.com
/any excuse to post this pic
 
2012-12-15 03:55:48 PM

kiwannabee: Also, +1 for traumatic head injury to the worst woman in America.


Wait...what happened to Virgina Foxx?

wataugadems.com
 
2012-12-15 03:56:57 PM

GentlemanJ: I originally read that as "Hillary Clinton farts, sustains concussion."


Her being a politician with her head up her ass, I can see where you might think that.

and looking at that pict above, I might add, that if you eat a girl right, she could give you a concussion with her theighs. I know I've come close to getting a concussion a few times.
 
2012-12-15 03:57:35 PM
two picts up...
 
2012-12-15 03:59:11 PM
Benghazi is proof that the Republicans learned absolutely nothing from the beat down they got at the polls after the Clinton impeachment.

/"We had to destroy the country to save it."
 
2012-12-15 04:00:06 PM
Bravo... well done
 
2012-12-15 04:17:28 PM
This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to win at Tecmo Bowl against Ahmadinejad and can't use Bo Jackson.
 
2012-12-15 04:21:54 PM
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I am Not Amused by These Comments!
 
2012-12-15 04:31:04 PM

fzumrk: fozziewazzi: Article complete with photo of what Hillary Clinton looks like.

Another photo of what Hillary Clinton looks like:
[i48.tinypic.com image 678x535]
/any excuse to post this pic


Ladies, instead of wearing push-up bras and showing cleavage, you could have the ittiest-bittiest titties and nippleage like that will get you more attention.
 
2012-12-15 04:39:08 PM

cig-mkr: lenfromak: Congressional aides do not expect her to testify as scheduled at congressional hearings on Thursday into the Sept. 11 attack against a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including the U.S. ambassador.

Isn't that conveeeeenient?

Maybe they can send Rice in her place?


they really should. just for the lutz.
 
2012-12-15 04:43:21 PM
Amateurs...

i2.kym-cdn.com

Want some candy little girl.
 
2012-12-15 04:52:04 PM
Was she wearing a skirt like most QB's these days?
 
2012-12-15 04:54:56 PM

2wolves: Was she wearing a skirt like most QB's these days?


maybe someone grabbed her balls like most QB's these days.
 
2012-12-15 05:00:15 PM

Curious: cig-mkr: lenfromak: Congressional aides do not expect her to testify as scheduled at congressional hearings on Thursday into the Sept. 11 attack against a U.S. diplomatic outpost in Benghazi, Libya, that killed four Americans, including the U.S. ambassador.

Isn't that conveeeeenient?

Maybe they can send Rice in her place?

they really should. just for the lutz.


I'd send Huma in Hillary's place...

www.thecampussocialite.com

suddenly, I feel like eating Hummis.
 
2012-12-15 05:06:59 PM

MFAWG: Honest question: What is the current right wing reality about Benghazi, and what does Hillary Clinton have to do with it?


I don't know what the right wing theories are, but I enjoy the anti-right wing ones like this one and this one, which says that a bunch of generals and other disloyal government insiders who wanted to see Romney elected were trying to stage a Jimmy Carter-style military fiasco that probably would have ended in a hostage crisis, but Obama sniffed it out and ordered the stand down. Then afterwards, he purged the military and CIA. As for where Hilary fits in, I guess that's the question she won't be answering on Thursday, isn't it?
 
2012-12-15 05:07:12 PM
Did she finally read Obamacare?
 
2012-12-15 05:07:39 PM

Twitch Boy: This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to win at Tecmo Bowl against Ahmadinejad and can't use Bo Jackson.


I LOLed. Only Farkers d'une certaine âge will remember that one.
 
2012-12-15 05:10:29 PM

darkvstar: try being 65 and traveling around the globe non stop trying to put out fires. I am surprised she lasted this long. The woman is exhausted. cut her some slack


or perhaps... maybe Washington stop lighting the fires?

naw, couldn't be that...

 
2012-12-15 05:31:31 PM
Try walking a mile in her shoes, haters.

www.lose-your-cankles.info
 
2012-12-15 05:38:40 PM
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Brick-House: I'd send Huma

Legend of Huma -->

lh3.googleusercontent.com

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/that biatch is entrenched just like her husband
//no more clintons 2016 (2008 remix)
 
2012-12-15 05:42:28 PM

Ow My Balls: George H.W. Bush approves...


me too! great shot, I remember that...

/you try eating chinese food!
 
2012-12-15 05:46:29 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 05:47:06 PM

jehovahs witness protection: So, she found an excuse no to testify about Benghazi.


and those provisions of the patriot act that were set to expire at midnight 2010 (christmas bomber) were tabled because of some event where some well-dressed man sweet-talked a ticket agent in Amsterdam into letting a dark black African refugee onto an international flight bound for the United States... who tried to set his underwear on fire 10 minutes from landing... because PEOPLE ARE F*CKING STUPID

/nothing is ever obvious
 
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