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(Examiner)   Just in time for the destruction of Earth, Noah's ark is complete, again   (examiner.com) divider line 16
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2012-12-15 04:09:13 PM
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25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-15 04:24:49 PM
3 votes:

Kali-Yuga: iheartscotch: Now he just has to get two of everything.

I wonder how long it will take to gather up the 1,900,000 insects, 140,000 mollusks, 80,000 crustaceans, 11,486 amphibians, 16,480 reptiles, 19,600 birds, and 10,832 mammals it will take to have a pair of the known species.....


Several years later...


I got 2 of everything; huzza! Crap! A frog just ate one of the flies.
2012-12-15 04:40:01 PM
2 votes:

scottapeshot: What is a cubit?


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-15 04:30:50 PM
2 votes:

scottapeshot: What is a cubit?


you need to fit two of them together to play billiards.
2012-12-15 04:26:06 PM
2 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: God promised not to flood Earth again, so what's the point of building another Ark?

THIS is the Ark we SHOULD be building:

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How can you tell the difference between an Atheist and a Christian?

Chances are, the Atheist actually read the Bible.
2012-12-15 04:13:00 PM
2 votes:
What is a cubit?
2012-12-16 12:39:47 AM
1 votes:

silly season: StoPPeRmobile: Granny_Panties: Keizer_Ghidorah:

How can you tell the difference between an Atheist and a Christian?

Chances are, the Atheist actually read the Bible.

Everlasting does'nt have to mean forever. It's like the 7 days are billions of years thing.

Yeah, how was that supposed to have worked? If it took 7 days to create everything, and a day is one rotation of the earth or 2 sunrises on the Earth (or whatever), what is the length of a day when the Earth hadn't been created yet?


And for that matter, how were there day and night on days one through three when the sun and moon weren't created till day four?

/I've read the creationist rationalizations for that one.
//I've seen better retcons from Star Wars fans
//Anakin must've seduced Padme with the Force, because she sure as hell wouldn't have fallen for those lines
2012-12-15 08:22:34 PM
1 votes:

pippi longstocking: It's humiliating stupid that anyone would take the story of Noah literally...I mean wow, do you also chase rainbows as to maybe find a leprechaun?



Yes


fc06.deviantart.net
2012-12-15 06:07:10 PM
1 votes:

scottapeshot: What is a cubit?



davidlavallee.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-15 04:56:41 PM
1 votes:

ka1axy: Hey, God flooded the earth with *rain* water, right? So I don't recall anything in Genesis about Noah having a salt-water aquarium. How did the sharks survive the fresh water flood, huh?


Have you ever added sugar to your coffee but forgotten to stir it? Before the Flood the oceans "hadn't been stirred" yet. The oceans weren't yet saturated with salts and minerals prior to the Great Flood when waters violently washed over the land masses.
2012-12-15 04:25:01 PM
1 votes:

GBB: Right!


If that doesn't make sense to you younger Farkers, look up Bill Cosby and the Noah's Ark skit and LYFAO. One of the greatest and cleanest comedy presentations you will ever see.
2012-12-15 04:20:45 PM
1 votes:
I hope the velicoraptor pens have round door knobs.
GBB
2012-12-15 04:20:15 PM
1 votes:

LazerFish: Kali-Yuga: iheartscotch: Now he just has to get two of everything.

I wonder how long it will take to gather up the 1,900,000 insects, 140,000 mollusks, 80,000 crustaceans, 11,486 amphibians, 16,480 reptiles, 19,600 birds, and 10,832 mammals it will take to have a pair of the known species.....

And where does all the poop go once he has them? :O


"You let me go out there and do all this stuff here
You never even looked in the bottom of that Ark
Have you looked down there?
No?
Who's gonna clean up that mess down there?
That's me"
2012-12-15 04:17:09 PM
1 votes:
A project to build a life-size replica of Noah's ark makes as much sense as a project to build a life-size replica of the SS Enterprize.
2012-12-15 04:16:27 PM
1 votes:
iheartscotch:

Now he just has to get two of everything.

Evidently we could save *eight* of everything with a single Panamax carrier.

Guess we're good for the next flood.
2012-12-15 04:00:39 PM
1 votes:
Whatever happened to the one the guy was building on the MD/West Virginia border? Did he finish?
 
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