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(Some Immunity Idol)   Is Lisa out of brilliant ideas? Will Skupin get burned? Can Malcolm or Denise make it to the end? And will Abi bring the crazy to Final Tribal Council? "Survivor:Phillipines" Finale and Reunion Show, Sunday Night starting at 08:30 PM Eastern   (cartermatt.com) divider line 83
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2012-12-15 04:27:30 PM
That show's still on?

Does anybody watch it?
 
2012-12-15 05:27:09 PM

Lionel Mandrake: That show's still on?

Does anybody watch it?


Yes

It's on it's 25th season or something, so someone is bound to be watching it.


/Hope Blair wins.
 
2012-12-15 05:29:17 PM

Lionel Mandrake: That show's still on?

Does anybody watch it?


I have done some incredibly dangerous things in my life, but none of them came close to the time I told the Tivo to record something instead of survivor.

/we now have his-n-hers tivos. (Tivae? Tivum?)
 
2012-12-15 05:53:20 PM

Lionel Mandrake: That show's still on?

Does anybody watch it?


I'm always surprised when I see a promo for it. It's hard to believe it still has an audience.
 
2012-12-15 06:04:16 PM

texdent: Lionel Mandrake: That show's still on?

Does anybody watch it?

Yes

It's on it's 25th season or something, so someone is bound to be watching it.


/Hope Blair wins.


No way she could win it. Her only shot was to bring Skupin and Abi (aka the goat) to the final. Either Malcolm or Denise will win this, the only drama will be if either of those two vote the other out.
 
2012-12-15 08:01:12 PM

MayoSlather: Lionel Mandrake: That show's still on?

Does anybody watch it?

I'm always surprised when I see a promo for it. It's hard to believe it still has an audience.


Exactly. I wasn't trying to be a dick (OK, maybe a little :), I just haven't heard about it or seen a promo in forever. If asked I would have said "didn't that get cancelled like 5 or 6 years ago?"

I guess I don't watch that channel often.
 
2012-12-15 08:14:47 PM
Can they all be eaten by saltwater crocodiles already?
 
2012-12-15 08:24:43 PM
Um, this thread opened 24 hours too early
 
2012-12-15 08:38:43 PM
no one cares subby

/epic fail
 
2012-12-15 08:46:21 PM
Well just in time.
 
2012-12-15 09:06:56 PM
Look, I'm happy to see a Survivor discussion thread...but the show isn't on until tomorrow night. That being said, Malcolm will win.
 
2012-12-15 09:10:50 PM
ah quit drinkin yer haterade,
Survivor is still a really great reality show. Each season's mix of survivors make it interesting every time.
It's not a talent competition- in fact being too good can actually hurt you.
It's not about love and finding a husband - although several have found just that unexpectedly.
Its not about the latest craze in some foreign country brought to American TV - actually the American's are going to foreign countries.

Survivor is about outwitting, outlasting and outplaying everyone else. Making friends with your tribemates because you will want them to vote for you at the end, and then blindsiding them at tribal council and voting them out. Jeff Probst owns this game as a host - he'll mock your ass if you don't take it seriously during a competition and has no problem calling out your actions at tribal council! Survivor is a thinking person's game; balancing the social game with winning competitions and tactfully eliminating the competition; first as a tribe and then on your own.
Really, it is one of the best things on television.

As a child of the 80's I'm proud to have Lisa/Blair represent. Her brother totally glued her back together and she came back fierce. Don't think she'll win though, if Malcolm makes it to final two, he should win, but he's got to get there. Skupin, geez, he loves this game, so glad he had a chance to come back and play. Denise played a fierce game too. Although Lisa's social game was good, and she tried to make some bold moves, she didn't win any comps, so if its down to Denise or Skupin, I would hate to be on the jury.
 
2012-12-15 10:27:25 PM

assjuice: Um, this thread should not have been opened 24 hours too early


Can any TV event get its very own greenlit thread? Started with wrestling, now we get

- Walking Dead
- My Little Pony
- Survivor

Can't wait for the Honk Bag & Ow! My Balls! premiere event threads
 
2012-12-16 02:27:20 AM

Sunflake: Really, it is one of the best things on television.


I think we just found Mark Burnett's Fark handle.
 
2012-12-16 05:17:07 AM
I would like each of the haters on here to post their favorite TV show. Probably a bunch of shiat that most people would look at and go WTF?

/I think fusilade762 is a Honey Boo Boo fan
 
2012-12-16 11:43:28 AM
As far as we know, Skupin is the only remaining player who knows about Lisa's past as a TV star. I imagine that Penner probably told everyone at ponderosa about it, and took great delight in doing so.

So I am anxious to see if that comes out, at the final tribal council. I want to see the look on Malcolm and Denise's faces when one of the jurors busts out Lisa being "Blair Warner."
 
2012-12-16 01:27:47 PM
I'm just going to leave this here....

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2012-12-16 02:11:34 PM

the_rev: As far as we know, Skupin is the only remaining player who knows about Lisa's past as a TV star. I imagine that Penner probably told everyone at ponderosa about it, and took great delight in doing so.

So I am anxious to see if that comes out, at the final tribal council. I want to see the look on Malcolm and Denise's faces when one of the jurors busts out Lisa being "Blair Warner."


Or if Lisa is voted out, Probst will say something like 'Lisa, you're voted out. That's just a fact of life' and then maybe the light bulbs will go on.for everyone.
 
2012-12-16 04:42:35 PM
i1079.photobucket.com 
FTW
 
2012-12-16 07:46:24 PM

DanZero: - Walking Dead
- My Little Pony
- Survivor


IIRC, we had Lost and BSG threads. Probably other stuff before my time.
Oh, don't we also do Breaking Bad threads?
 
2012-12-16 07:47:08 PM
Crazy or not, I'm looking fwd to Abi showing off her "big Brazilian ass".

/I'll be in my palm-thatched bunk.
 
2012-12-16 07:53:40 PM
Overtime football + 60 minutes means this show is not going to fit in the slot before 11pm news.
 
2012-12-16 07:55:22 PM
Holy crap Sunflake, if CBS isn't paying you to write that, they should...actually, scratch that. Nobody is going to believe an actual person sounds like that.
 
2012-12-16 08:06:16 PM
Enjoy, but too tame.

The person voted off is executed in imaginative ways - very cool. Last three split $3,000,000 tax-free - show pays gift taxes on money.
 
2012-12-16 08:24:45 PM
Abi Maria - hot, but way too much of the crazy.
 
2012-12-16 08:25:56 PM
Now Angie.... too Mormon to be risque.
 
2012-12-16 08:27:23 PM
So are they back to a final two again, or will the jury have an even number? They have been playing with fire these last few seasons when they have a final 3 and 9 jury members. What do they have in place for a tie vote in the final jury?
 
2012-12-16 08:29:29 PM

SithLord: Abi Maria - hot, but way too much of the crazy.


I don't know...I think RC was the hottest one this season.
 
2012-12-16 08:30:42 PM

mrjared: SithLord: Abi Maria - hot, but way too much of the crazy.

I don't know...I think RC was the hottest one this season.


Angie, Abi Maria and RC would be welcome in my tent.
 
2012-12-16 08:35:52 PM
Survivor is a good show. The strategy and scrambling make it fun to watch. You can decide what everyone should vote and then be mad when someone doesn't walk the line for some random reason.

Plus, just watching the way people react to each other is pretty interesting. Some people are pegged immediately as outcasts. The way the majority alliance treated some of its members this season was pretty funny.

And it is survivor. These people are put in an exotic location without much food. So expect to see picturesque landscapes and people willing to beat someone else for a hamburger. Expect to see someone who hasn't worked a day in outside in their life nearly cut off their hand while trying to open a coconut and, if they stick around long enough, grow to become competent at it.

That said, in previous seasons they usually made boiling the water and rationing the food a bigger issue than they have this season. I wonder if they have more rice/beans and drinkable water provided for them or if they are actually just competent at making drinkable water and rationing food. I'd be kind of disappointed if Probst has to provide them with water and enough food to live on without them having to hunt or gather.
 
2012-12-16 08:40:04 PM
Obama is speaking now. Just in case you had Survivor set to record.
 
2012-12-16 08:53:04 PM
I love the constant "This show is still on, does anyone watch it" with Survivor. Usually it is coming from someone who is enamored with Serenity or Arrested Development which no one watched. It has nothing to do with quality, but the thought process is retarded: I don't find something worthy, therefore no one is watching it.

One episode of Survivor drew more people than all of Serenity's aired episodes combined.

//Probably still a top 20 show and it's an autopilot cash cow at this point.
 
2012-12-16 08:56:47 PM

basemetal: texdent: Lionel Mandrake: That show's still on?

Does anybody watch it?

Yes

It's on it's 25th season or something, so someone is bound to be watching it.


/Hope Blair wins.

No way she could win it. Her only shot was to bring Skupin and Abi (aka the goat) to the final. Either Malcolm or Denise will win this, the only drama will be if either of those two vote the other out.


Meh. I'm just disappointed that she dressed modestly.
 
2012-12-16 09:00:06 PM
I really want to see Abi go batshiat at final tribal council.
 
2012-12-16 09:35:20 PM

mjbok: I love the constant "This show is still on, does anyone watch it" with Survivor. Usually it is coming from someone who is enamored with Serenity or Arrested Development which no one watched. It has nothing to do with quality, but the thought process is retarded: I don't find something worthy, therefore no one is watching it.

One episode of Survivor drew more people than all of Serenity's aired episodes combined.

//Probably still a top 20 show and it's an autopilot cash cow at this point.


Did you really just compare a reality game show challenge to arrested development?

I'm not one to judge others' tv choices, but reality tv isn't on because it is good. It is on because it is cheap as dirt and thus profitable even with mediocre ratings.

Beyond that, popularity doesn't equal quality. Unless you believe honey booboo is quality.
 
2012-12-16 09:50:49 PM
Malcolm is going home!
 
2012-12-16 09:56:18 PM

basemetal: Malcolm is going home!


There's a whole lot of episode left. I smell a twist.
 
2012-12-16 09:58:07 PM

MisterTweak: dangerous


I feel your pain. I made the same mistake once as well. My wife informed me I was lucky to be allowed back in the living room again.
 
2012-12-16 09:58:29 PM

basemetal: Malcolm is going home!


They aren't smart enough to vote Malcolm out
 
2012-12-16 10:01:14 PM
i would like more close-up shots of malcolm's pelvic region, plz.
 
2012-12-16 10:02:54 PM
TEAM DENISE!
 
2012-12-16 10:04:26 PM

EvilToni: basemetal: Malcolm is going home!

They aren't Skupin isn't smart enough to vote Malcolm out


FTFY.
 
2012-12-16 10:05:27 PM

98K514: They aren't Skupin isn't smart enough to vote Malcolm outFTFY.


True
 
2012-12-16 10:17:23 PM
Been rooting for Lisa since day one. I'm amazed she's made it this far.
 
2012-12-16 10:19:34 PM
Wow, I was wrong on that
 
2012-12-16 10:29:29 PM
What were the odds that Skupin wouldn't get tragically hurt before the end?
 
2012-12-16 10:34:42 PM
I don't watch many reality competition shows, but when I do I watch The Amazing Race.
 
2012-12-16 10:35:36 PM

basemetal: What were the odds that Skupin wouldn't get tragically hurt before the end?


Heh. I told cookie he would probably break his leg somehow in that last immunity challenge, just standing there.
 
2012-12-16 10:53:08 PM
Wow, Penner cut Lisa's throat on live TV.

/The blood
//the carnage
 
2012-12-16 10:56:15 PM
"Yes, Lisa, or should I call you by your real name -- Blair Warner, of the New York Warners and America's Sweetheart?!?!"

Penner, you're not even Encyclopedia Brown.
 
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