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(Miami Herald)   Police identify bictim of fatal pen stabbing   (miamiherald.com) divider line 72
    More: Followup, Hallandale Beach, stabbing  
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2012-12-15 12:10:09 PM  
Okay. I may have rolled my eyes, but I snerted.
 
2012-12-15 12:24:11 PM  
I see what you did there, subby

/took me a second or two, though
//need more coffee
 
2012-12-15 12:34:11 PM  
had he acquired the weapon from pen island?
 
2012-12-15 12:47:12 PM  
So the pen is mightier after all.
 
2012-12-15 02:54:34 PM  
The writing's on the wall, I guess.
 
2012-12-15 03:05:06 PM  
I'm not clicking the link.

/Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.
 
2012-12-15 03:50:20 PM  
The Joker's not going to be happy they stole his Bic.
 
2012-12-15 04:03:31 PM  
This story's already made the paper, mate.
 
2012-12-15 04:17:35 PM  
This case is not what you ink.
 
2012-12-15 04:27:57 PM  
It was a Cristal clear case of murder.
 
2012-12-15 05:14:59 PM  
WritesStabs first time, every time.
 
2012-12-15 05:24:59 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

/obscure?
 
2012-12-15 05:26:37 PM  
Some people deserve quilling.
 
2012-12-15 05:39:01 PM  

Paris1127: This story's already made the paper, mate.


Actually, now that I think about it, I saw the story in the blotter.
 
2012-12-15 06:00:13 PM  
Wasn't this a CSI ep?
 
2012-12-15 06:07:26 PM  

texdent: Wasn't this a CSI ep?


img191.imageshack.us

More like an episode of Bill Cosby's Picture Pages.
 
2012-12-15 06:08:30 PM  
I wonder if he popped a cap in his ass.
 
2012-12-15 06:11:06 PM  
What did he do, insult Sam Rothstein?
 
2012-12-15 06:11:18 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-15 06:14:07 PM  
photos1.blogger.com
 
2012-12-15 06:16:38 PM  
Let's just parker this over here near Mont Blanc.
 
2012-12-15 06:17:47 PM  
Pocket protectors save lives.
 
2012-12-15 06:17:51 PM  
So, the bictim won't be able to biew that ad for a Packaged Tour in the Bolor Supplement in the paper, then?
 
2012-12-15 06:19:33 PM  
It's a good thing that the law enforcement officials are here to pilot us through this situation.
 
2012-12-15 06:19:49 PM  
Let's recap.
 
2012-12-15 06:22:28 PM  
was the case solved by hercule biro?
 
2012-12-15 06:22:43 PM  
That headline has some stylus.
 
2012-12-15 06:23:26 PM  
www.cinema8.ro
 
2012-12-15 06:24:34 PM  
bp0.blogger.com

Thanks for the pen.
 
2012-12-15 06:24:44 PM  
Now is not the time to discuss pen control.
 
2012-12-15 06:24:50 PM  
Killigraphy.
 
2012-12-15 06:27:51 PM  
Will the perp head to the Pen itentiary?
 
2012-12-15 06:28:58 PM  
Those guys are headed to the state...something.
 
2012-12-15 06:29:06 PM  
www.mysticgames.com

laughs and signs autograph
 
2012-12-15 06:29:48 PM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x264]

/obscure?


Running Man is not obscure.
 
2012-12-15 06:30:14 PM  
in all seriousness, what did the world lose? an obvious lowlife who demands payment for doing jack shiat. He "introduced them" to a prostitute. And demanded payment for that even when no deal was closed. Guys like that set situations like that up exactly to do what he did: he knew he could boss them into paying him for nothing. She probably is part of the scam, always turns the guys down no matter what. And then, when they even TRY to pay, with a laptop, he won't accept it. How farking much money was he demanding for being a middle man?

One manipulative, asshole pimp fewer on the face of the earth. No big deal.
 
2012-12-15 06:34:02 PM  
But the prostitute turned the boys down because they only had $5 each on them.

You can buy a decent pen for 5 dollars, but you really need more than that for a whore.
 
2012-12-15 06:35:06 PM  

fusillade762: [bp0.blogger.com image 320x255]

Thanks for the pen.


Came for this.

Took long enough... ya'll are slipping.
 
2012-12-15 06:36:36 PM  
FTA Gregory Hyppolite, 32, who is originally from New Jersey and moved to South Florida
So a guy moves to Florida from New Jersey to make Florida look bad?
Coals to Newcastle?
 
2012-12-15 06:39:11 PM  

Christian Bale: in all seriousness, what did the world lose? an obvious lowlife who demands payment for doing jack shiat. He "introduced them" to a prostitute. And demanded payment for that even when no deal was closed. Guys like that set situations like that up exactly to do what he did: he knew he could boss them into paying him for nothing. She probably is part of the scam, always turns the guys down no matter what. And then, when they even TRY to pay, with a laptop, he won't accept it. How farking much money was he demanding for being a middle man?

One manipulative, asshole pimp fewer on the face of the earth. No big deal.



0/10 

/rtfa
 
2012-12-15 06:40:36 PM  
"The teens told police that they agreed to pay Hyppolite $40 if he introduced them to a prostitute, according to the arrest report. But the prostitute turned the boys down because they only had $5 each on them.

Having done his part, Hyppolite demanded payment."
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A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again.

So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says "OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."

"What's a penguin?"

"You'll see!!!"

So, the guy takes the $5 and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he's about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.

Now, the horny guy with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?!"
 
2012-12-15 06:42:22 PM  
Penis Mightier for $500 Trebeck
 
2012-12-15 06:44:10 PM  
The stabber must have been Cross.
 
2012-12-15 06:55:55 PM  
With 5 bucks, what were they expecting? I don't know much about the prostitution game, but I'm assuming even the nastiest crack whore wouldn't do it for 5
 
2012-12-15 07:07:42 PM  
Good one subby, good one.

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-15 07:08:46 PM  
Will he be sent to Pen State?
 
2012-12-15 07:10:42 PM  

fusillade762: [bp0.blogger.com image 320x255]

Thanks for the pen.


Came for the Gross Point Blank reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-15 07:11:07 PM  

nekom: had he acquired the weapon from pen island?


Is that a neighbor to the Isle of Monster Cock?
 
2012-12-15 07:13:19 PM  
Police have identified the motive - apparently it was a magic trick gone awry.
 
2012-12-15 07:14:27 PM  
"He's got red on him", police noted about the victim.
 
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