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We poop on the sidewalks in Muskogee; We don't take our trips on a leash We howl and fight out on Main Street; We like livin' right, and bein' free.
I'm proud to be an doggie from Muskogee, A place where even pitbulls keep their balls We still chase cars down by the courthouse, And bitin' a postman's still the biggest thrill of all
We always make a party out of lovin'; We like ruttin' out in the open; Doin' it doggie out in the street; Gettin' stuck for an hour after still's a treat
Unless I refuse to click on a Salvation Army link. Then I won't see it.
/just because someone claims that they're a religious group, that doesn't mean I am required to turn a blind eye to their shenanigans //threatening to close over a thousand soup kitchens if they're forced to give spousal benefits to the partners of gay employees? TOTES "love thy neighbor!" ///refusing to help a homeless gay couple unless they break up and "renounce" homosexuality? TOTES "judge not, lest ye be judged!" ////yet, somehow I'M the hater
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