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(USA Today)   Fark-ready sports headline: "Iowa baseball players haunted by panty-stealing ghosts." Apparently in the sequel to "Field of Dreams," Shoeless Joe Jackson turns out to be quite the pervert   (usatoday.com) divider line 11
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2012-12-15 12:41:48 PM  
So Tim the ghost is a panty thief?
 
2012-12-15 12:56:02 PM  
I'd like to steal her panties.....

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2012-12-15 01:58:02 PM  
If you steal them, you will come
 
2012-12-15 02:12:31 PM  
You have to admit though, that's a genius idea someone on the Iowa baseball team came up with. How many freshmen girls do those guys convince to come back to the house in an average week?
 
2012-12-15 02:36:44 PM  
So they arrive with panties, but don't remember removing them? Around here that's called roofies.
 
2012-12-15 02:37:27 PM  

jayhawk88: You have to admit though, that's a genius idea someone on the Iowa baseball team came up with. How many freshmen girls do those guys convince to come back to the house in an average week?


*the morning after*

Girl: Uggggggg my head... wait a sec, my panties are missing! You did have sex with me while I was passed out, did you?

Guy: What, no! Of course not, I would never do something like that! It was probably... oh... my... GOD! THE PANTY-STEALING GHOST MUST HAVE STRUCK AGAIN!!!
 
2012-12-15 02:43:23 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'd like to steal her panties.....

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I don't mean to studman69 her, but she looks spray tanned. Possible that it's just from how she wears her hair and plays an outdoor sport, but she's decidedly orange.

/it doesn't matter what color she is when the lights are off
//conversely, it doesn't matter what color she is, they'll all pink on the inside
 
2012-12-15 03:01:02 PM  
Reason # 152 why I love baseball.
 
2012-12-15 03:02:47 PM  
The Rose Goes In The Front, Big Guy
 
2012-12-15 05:18:57 PM  
When did Happosai die?
 
2012-12-15 07:51:28 PM  
That sounds more like something Babe Ruth would do than Joe Jackson.
 
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