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2012-12-15 11:27:20 AM

Cognitive Displaysia: Fulham should already be down by 2. God we're playing awful.


There you go :)
 
2012-12-15 11:28:04 AM

ADubs86: Norfolking Chance: Fulham away from home? Your either brave or mad

It's QPR. If Fulham can't beat QPR at the moment, they shouldn't be in the Prem.


Cough.
 
2012-12-15 11:28:49 AM
Campbell scores for Sunderland, 3-1. Disdan just misses for Everton.
 
2012-12-15 11:29:16 AM
I especially hate when I get the score right but the teams wrong.
 
2012-12-15 11:29:25 AM
Well, I guess it's good bye to the top half of the EPL table. I'm not even watching and I can see how shiatty we've been.
 
2012-12-15 11:29:26 AM
I honestly think I'd be doing better in the Fark fitba league if I just put every game as a 1 - 1 draw. Somehow I'm still hanging around the bottom of the top twenty.
 
2012-12-15 11:30:04 AM

midpoint: ADubs86: Norfolking Chance: Fulham away from home? Your either brave or mad

It's QPR. If Fulham can't beat QPR at the moment, they shouldn't be in the Prem.

Cough.


Yeah, I support Fulham for relegation now.
 
2012-12-15 11:32:08 AM

Stimied in a Rut: Campbell scores for Sunderland, 3-1. Disdan just misses for Everton.


I'm hoping this score holds, I have my banker on Man Utd with a 2-0 scoreline.
 
2012-12-15 11:33:29 AM
Anyone watching Stoke v Everton? I'm hearing reports that Fellaini headbutted a player but the officials missed it.
 
2012-12-15 11:33:48 AM

desertgeek: I'm not even watching


i envy you.
 
2012-12-15 11:34:48 AM

desertgeek: Anyone watching Stoke v Everton? I'm hearing reports that Fellaini headbutted a player but the officials missed it.


With his haircut, how can anyone tell?
 
2012-12-15 11:34:49 AM

desertgeek: Anyone watching Stoke v Everton? I'm hearing reports that Fellaini headbutted a player but the officials missed it.


he got shawcross. refs missed it, but it will be reviewed, obviously.
 
2012-12-15 11:35:07 AM

socalnewwaver: desertgeek: I'm not even watching

i envy you.


Don't be. I am working on a weekend, after all.
 
2012-12-15 11:37:50 AM

desertgeek: Don't be. I am working on a weekend, after all.


that's less pain than this match, i assure you.
 
2012-12-15 11:38:02 AM
Even my stream hates Liverpool. It's been frozen on some pale brummy kid for the past 5 minutes. I doubt I'm missing much.
 
2012-12-15 11:38:32 AM

socalnewwaver: desertgeek: Anyone watching Stoke v Everton? I'm hearing reports that Fellaini headbutted a player but the officials missed it.

he got shawcross..


Good, I hope his nose is broken.
 
2012-12-15 11:39:54 AM

TheKnownUniverse: Even my stream hates Liverpool. It's been frozen on some pale brummy kid for the past 5 minutes. I doubt I'm missing much.


This reminds me, I saw a picture on the LFC twitter feed showing Brad Jones signing his contract extension the other day. The first thought I had was "when tku sees this..."
 
2012-12-15 11:43:49 AM

mitchcumstein1: socalnewwaver: desertgeek: Anyone watching Stoke v Everton? I'm hearing reports that Fellaini headbutted a player but the officials missed it.

he got shawcross..

Good, I hope his nose is broken.


I didn't say it, but I thought the exact same thing. "What a terrible move! What an unsportsmanlike display th--wait, Shawcross? Carry on, then."
 
2012-12-15 11:44:07 AM
rah.
 
2012-12-15 11:45:54 AM
So Fulham is the only team yet to net a goal this weekend.
 
2012-12-15 11:46:40 AM
Thanks, Stevie. Wish that had come 80 minutes ago.
 
2012-12-15 11:46:50 AM

Lord Jubjub: So Fulham is the only team yet to net a goal this weekend.


So much for that.
 
2012-12-15 11:46:56 AM

Langston: mitchcumstein1: socalnewwaver: desertgeek: Anyone watching Stoke v Everton? I'm hearing reports that Fellaini headbutted a player but the officials missed it.

he got shawcross..

Good, I hope his nose is broken.

I didn't say it, but I thought the exact same thing. "What a terrible move! What an unsportsmanlike display th--wait, Shawcross? Carry on, then."


I honestly hope bad things happen to him on a daily basis, piece of shiat that he is.
 
2012-12-15 11:47:27 AM

desertgeek: TheKnownUniverse: Even my stream hates Liverpool. It's been frozen on some pale brummy kid for the past 5 minutes. I doubt I'm missing much.

This reminds me, I saw a picture on the LFC twitter feed showing Brad Jones signing his contract extension the other day. The first thought I had was "when tku sees this..."


Haha love Brad Jones. And not just for his fantastc hair. He was great filling in for Pepe. Better than Pepe,even.

And Steve G salvages a tiny bit of dignity for LFC. Sigh.
 
2012-12-15 11:49:41 AM
How farked up is the EPL this year? As things stand right now, Norwich will be 1 point out of the top 5 and a spot in Europe despite having a -6 goal difference.
 
2012-12-15 11:49:56 AM
Come on, Everton. Even one goal. Please.

 
 
2012-12-15 11:49:57 AM

TheKnownUniverse: Haha love Brad Jones. And not just for his fantastc hair. He was great filling in for Pepe. Better than Pepe,even.


jonesy is a good guy. i almost got him on my 3rd gk shirt.
 
2012-12-15 11:50:31 AM
And now Fulham scores.
 
2012-12-15 11:51:12 AM

socalnewwaver: TheKnownUniverse: Haha love Brad Jones. And not just for his fantastc hair. He was great filling in for Pepe. Better than Pepe,even.

jonesy is a good guy. i almost got him on my 3rd gk shirt.

 
I love you, man, but you have a jersey addiction. 
 
2012-12-15 11:51:30 AM
ugh. what a horrid match. so glad it's finally over so i can go back to sleep.
 
2012-12-15 11:52:41 AM
2 perfects and 3 incorrect and I have no idea about the first game. Not too shabby, just hoping Spurs win tomorrow.
 
2012-12-15 11:53:15 AM
Things are - frankly - looking good FFPL wise.
 
2012-12-15 11:53:34 AM

Langston: I love you, man, but you have a jersey addiction.


it's not an addiction. i can quit whenever i want.
 
2012-12-15 11:54:03 AM

midpoint: Things are - frankly - looking good FFPL wise.


Maybe for you. Not so much here.
 
2012-12-15 11:54:12 AM

socalnewwaver: Langston: I love you, man, but you have a jersey addiction.

it's not an addiction. i can quit whenever i want.


Don't let other people tell you what to do! I have 25 soccer kits right now!
 
2012-12-15 11:54:58 AM

socalnewwaver: Langston: I love you, man, but you have a jersey addiction.

it's not an addiction. i can quit whenever i want.

jonesy is a good guy. i almost got him on my 3rd gk shirt.


These are not the words of a man in control. This is a safe environment. The first step is admitting it.
 
2012-12-15 11:57:35 AM

ADubs86: midpoint: Things are - frankly - looking good FFPL wise.

Maybe for you. Not so much here.


FOUR perfects - including a x2 banker and one correct outcome. Only the Liverpool game wrong - I had it at home win
 
2012-12-15 11:57:42 AM
well that was a giant bowl of unwashed scrotums. As soon as fans were touting this "easy run of games" - Villa, Stoke, QPR, etc - I knew that Liverpool would fark it up. Except I was sure it was going to be against QPR.

Oh well. Well done Villa. And Guzan and Lichaj USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

and happy birthday Martin Skrtel

p.twimg.com
 
2012-12-15 11:57:58 AM

Stimied in a Rut: I have 25 soccer kits right now!


i probably have twice that, but i don't brag about it on the interwebs :-/
 
2012-12-15 12:01:04 PM
y'all biatches need to leave socalnewwaver alone. The more he buys, the more he has to donate to farkers.
 
2012-12-15 12:03:23 PM

mitchcumstein1: These are not the words of a man in control. This is a safe environment. The first step is admitting it.


i should clarify. by 3rd shirt i meant change shirt. the orange one he was wearing today, instead of the green one he usually wears at home. buying three of the exact same shirt is retarded and i would never, ever, do that.

unless it was on a clearance, and that doesn't count.
 
2012-12-15 12:03:34 PM

TheKnownUniverse: well that was a giant bowl of unwashed scrotums. As soon as fans were touting this "easy run of games" - Villa, Stoke, QPR, etc - I knew that Liverpool would fark it up. Except I was sure it was going to be against QPR.

Oh well. Well done Villa. And Guzan and Lichaj USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

and happy birthday Martin Skrtel

 
He looks like a serial killer in that pic.
 
2012-12-15 12:03:59 PM

TheKnownUniverse: y'all biatches need to leave socalnewwaver alone. The more he buys, the more he has to donate to farkers.


heh. it's actually about time for that.
 
2012-12-15 12:05:16 PM

socalnewwaver: mitchcumstein1: These are not the words of a man in control. This is a safe environment. The first step is admitting it.

i should clarify. by 3rd shirt i meant change shirt. the orange one he was wearing today, instead of the green one he usually wears at home. buying three of the exact same shirt is retarded and i would never, ever, do that.

unless it was on a clearance, and that doesn't count.


Are all of these jerseys Liverpool?

Langston: TheKnownUniverse: well that was a giant bowl of unwashed scrotums. As soon as fans were touting this "easy run of games" - Villa, Stoke, QPR, etc - I knew that Liverpool would fark it up. Except I was sure it was going to be against QPR.

Oh well. Well done Villa. And Guzan and Lichaj USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

and happy birthday Martin Skrtel
 
He looks like a serial killer in that pic.


He looks like a damned war criminal.
 
2012-12-15 12:12:01 PM

Langston: TheKnownUniverse: well that was a giant bowl of unwashed scrotums. As soon as fans were touting this "easy run of games" - Villa, Stoke, QPR, etc - I knew that Liverpool would fark it up. Except I was sure it was going to be against QPR.

Oh well. Well done Villa. And Guzan and Lichaj USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

and happy birthday Martin Skrtel
 
He looks like a serial killer in that pic.


Find a pic where hour doesn't look like a serial killer. He could be photographed in wading pool of puppies and it would still look like he was thinking "I will eat their hearts."

socalnewwaver     
TheKnownUniverse: y'all biatches need to leave socalnewwaver alone. The more he buys, the more he has to donate to farkers.

heh. it's actually about time for that.


Sweeeeet
 
2012-12-15 12:12:22 PM

mitchcumstein1: Are all of these jerseys Liverpool?


yah. i have every home, away, and change kit going back to, i think, 96 or 97. and every gk kit going back to 05 or 06. then at some point i started replacing short sleeve with long, and of course you have to add in the occasional shirt with lettering. somehow they just add up.
 
2012-12-15 12:14:13 PM
Is it bad that the Skrtel pic only thing I notice is the lollipop?
 
2012-12-15 12:19:30 PM

socalnewwaver: TheKnownUniverse: y'all biatches need to leave socalnewwaver alone. The more he buys, the more he has to donate to farkers.

heh. it's actually about time for that.


Woo-hoo!
 
2012-12-15 12:23:58 PM

socalnewwaver: mitchcumstein1: Are all of these jerseys Liverpool?

yah. i have every home, away, and change kit going back to, i think, 96 or 97. and every gk kit going back to 05 or 06. then at some point i started replacing short sleeve with long, and of course you have to add in the occasional shirt with lettering. somehow they just add up.


Damn, that's actually fairly impressive.

And here I thought my 7 Arsenal jerseys was getting to be a bit much.
 
2012-12-15 12:32:32 PM
Anyone have a replay of the Fellani infractions?
 
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