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(Daily Mail)   Your complete photographic guide to the 2012 Miss Universe swimsuit competition. Let's go with Miss Croatia for the win   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 124
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2012-12-15 12:25:08 PM
Is it me or have the women gotten skinnier and uglier?
 
2012-12-15 12:40:06 PM
I don't usually say this, but Miss Russia and Miss Korea needs sandwiches. Where did Miss Korea come from, Pyongyang?
 
2012-12-15 12:40:43 PM
China... Japan... India...
*swoon*
 
2012-12-15 12:41:09 PM

coco ebert: Is it me or have the women gotten skinnier and uglier?


No, just more orange.
 
2012-12-15 01:09:31 PM

coco ebert: Is it me or have the women gotten skinnier and uglier?


No, you've gotten uglier, too.
 
2012-12-15 01:15:00 PM
I liked Miss "EAT BRITAIN" near the top.
 
2012-12-15 01:36:13 PM
More inclusive link -

Link
 
2012-12-15 02:00:38 PM
Check out the camel toe on China.
 
2012-12-15 02:14:29 PM
is it just me or are they all white? With the exception of Guyana, Botswana, British Virgin Isles, Bahamas and...Canada (huh?) , even China, India and Japan seem really really Caucasian.

Or am I just imagining all this?
 
2012-12-15 02:46:52 PM
So . . . many . . . sharp . . . knees.
 
2012-12-15 02:47:27 PM

coco ebert: Is it me or have the women gotten skinnier and uglier?


I've never cared for "beauty queen face". As to the skinnier part, in the old days the girls were skinny, but with little muscle tone. These days, they tend to be skinny, but with muscle underneath. I find it often accentuates just how skinny they really are.
 
2012-12-15 02:56:02 PM
I have just developed a wicked case of jungle fever.
 
2012-12-15 02:56:21 PM
I seriously want to disappoint Miss India.
 
2012-12-15 02:58:56 PM

coco ebert: Is it me or have the women gotten skinnier and uglier?


I dunno about uglier but definitely skinnier, especially their legs. Very few of them have a nice curvy figure, or the nice meaty legs that I tend to enjoy more. As for pretty or ugly, the biggest problem with the girls in these pageants is that they almost always have about a pound of makeup spackled on and it's hard to tell whether any of them have actual nice features underneath.
 
2012-12-15 03:07:05 PM

Angry Buddha: I have just developed a wicked case of jungle fever.


No shiat.

This too.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-15 03:09:09 PM
No redheads? No thanks.
 
2012-12-15 03:12:12 PM
Miss North Korea? She looks really hungry.
 
2012-12-15 03:13:29 PM

Ed Grubermann: No redheads? No thanks.


Most people prefer a woman with a soul.
 
2012-12-15 03:15:24 PM

Ed Grubermann: No redheads? No thanks.


Usually Miss Ireland is always one of the hottest in these competitions... didn't see Ireland in this list though...
 
2012-12-15 03:23:46 PM
I'll take a Ms. Cyprus with a Ms. Albania chaser.

/Keep 'em comin'.
//giggity
 
2012-12-15 03:26:41 PM
That shiny floor is awful - it is casting lots of unflattering lights and shadows on their legs.

/I'm a woman, so that's the kind of thing I notice when viewing beauty contest pics. Same with the dresses.
 
2012-12-15 03:27:22 PM
Why do they all have to wear stripper heels?
 
2012-12-15 03:27:23 PM

Principal Clarinet: More inclusive link -

Link


Deslidefied:

Link
 
2012-12-15 03:28:33 PM
Let's see, I'll take a Miss Switzerland, a Miss Japan, a Miss Botswana, a Miss Peru, and a Miss China along with a bottle of Viagra, some furry cuffs, a drum of KY, some leather straps, 3 chickens and the entire liquor section.
 
2012-12-15 03:29:32 PM
Miss Norway 2012.
pub.tv2.no
 
2012-12-15 03:30:46 PM

Angry Buddha: I have just developed a wicked case of jungle fever.


I've relapsed multiple times. Don't think I can get rid of my latest case, though.

Many Cameroonian dishes are quite similar to Cajun dishes which makes my stomach very happy as well. Win/Win!
 
2012-12-15 03:36:51 PM

sassquash: Principal Clarinet: More inclusive link -

Link

Deslidefied:

Link


Based on your link I'll also take a Miss Lithuania, a Miss Thailand, and a Miss Bahamas. If I really have to pick only one though I'd go with Miss Switzerland.
 
2012-12-15 03:36:52 PM
What the hell was Miss Croatia wearing to get that weird tan?
 
2012-12-15 03:42:09 PM
Miss Cyprus is wearing an ugly dress, but she's one of the few that doesn't look like she's starving

Ed Grubermann: No redheads? No thanks.


Not a great picture of her, but Miss Denmark is a redhead

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A little skinny for my tastes, but still cute
 
2012-12-15 03:42:37 PM
I'd like to be in a love sandwich between Miss Russia and Miss Sweden. But I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.
 
2012-12-15 03:43:35 PM
If that was a ploy to get me to scan through all those pics of beautiful womens, you win again Subby.
 
2012-12-15 03:44:10 PM
Cyprus, India, Nigeria. 1,2,3.
 
2012-12-15 03:46:09 PM

Three-Fifty: That shiny floor is awful - it is casting lots of unflattering lights and shadows on their legs.

/I'm a woman, so that's the kind of thing I notice when viewing beauty contest pics. Same with the dresses.



I noticed that too.  At first I thought one of the women had a skin defect... but yeah, its on all of them.  Terrible lighting job there.
 
2012-12-15 03:48:01 PM

DeltaPunch: Ed Grubermann: No redheads? No thanks.

Usually Miss Ireland is always one of the hottest in these competitions... didn't see Ireland in this list though...


Miss Ireland has black hair this year.
slide 46 of a poorly formatted 188 at mercury news
 
2012-12-15 03:52:24 PM
Miss Finland makes me sisu in my pants.
 
2012-12-15 03:56:53 PM
Please send Miss Denmark to my VIP booth for a personal interview, stat!
 
2012-12-15 03:57:35 PM

Mentat: I don't usually say this, but Miss Russia and Miss Korea needs sandwiches. Where did Miss Korea come from, Pyongyang?


Miss Korea needs more than just a sandwich. I'm thinking the entire buffet may be in order here...
 
2012-12-15 03:59:12 PM
Get these women sandwiches, stat!
 
2012-12-15 04:01:04 PM
I think Miss USA wins it by a Toe...

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2012-12-15 04:04:56 PM
Miss USA is an ugly bag of antlers. Miss GB has great legs. Miss Croatia has a really weirdly proportioned torso. Probly vote for Miss Germany.
 
2012-12-15 04:05:00 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: coco ebert: Is it me or have the women gotten skinnier and uglier?

I dunno about uglier but definitely skinnier, especially their legs.


The worst part of this whole scrawny fad is the chicken legs. It's like at some point in the last couple of years it was decided women's legs should be devoid of anything that resembles toned flesh. Some of these 'hot' legs I see today are so atrophied they look like they belong on a quadriplegic.
 
2012-12-15 04:05:29 PM
I haven't watched one of these shows since I was a kid. I assume I'm still right to avoid them, or have they somehow magically changed the format / competition to make it interesting to watch?

/ Yes, I'm still a big fan of beautiful women. But it was so painful to watch.
 
2012-12-15 04:09:51 PM

MacEnvy: Check out the camel toe on China.


Came here to say this.

/I really need to get a better hobby.
 
2012-12-15 04:14:12 PM
All of them obviously way below my standards. Meh.
 
2012-12-15 04:15:58 PM
Miss Universe is as rigged as rasslin'. The winner is always from Earth.
 
2012-12-15 04:18:01 PM
Hola, señorita España.

G'day, Miss Australia.

And don't forget (Miss) Poland!
 
2012-12-15 04:19:18 PM
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hot as fark
/albania bunk 

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I'm sure she's a great lady...but seriously...this is the best Denmark has in the universe?

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Miss Guyana.. I'll say; Eddie Murphy in drag.
/cannot unsee
 
2012-12-15 04:19:39 PM

Theaetetus: coco ebert: Is it me or have the women gotten skinnier and uglier?

No, you've gotten uglier, too.


Well duh, I'm on here, aren't I?
 
2012-12-15 04:20:04 PM
Who gets to fark these women?
 
mjg
2012-12-15 04:21:52 PM
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Miss Canada
/yeah, an oldie but goodie
 
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