BumpInTheNight: I prefer being peed on. Wait did I just say that out loud?
puffy999: Do they have a cure for bullets yet?
BizarreMan: BumpInTheNight: I prefer being peed on. Wait did I just say that out loud?Jellyfish sting not required? And yes, you did say that out loud.
KrispyKritter: BumpInTheNight: I prefer being peed on. Wait did I just say that out loud?good for you for being honest. i like being naughty too. it makes your heart race and reminds you that you're alive. you can eat just so many peanut butter jelly sammiches before life bores you to tears. i so look forward to affording a divorce one day, as Mrs.Kritter prefers a loveless sexless sham of a marriage in which she dominates her husband (and not in the good way) because she refuses to face the reality of how badly she needs the services of a mental health professional. sorry, TMI. yes, pee pee is fun and i look forward to doing that nasty hopefully before i drop dead and the chance is forever gone.
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