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(Bangor Daily News)   Police doing a late-night probation check get wrong address, go to home of Maine militia head instead. Awkward   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 43
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2012-12-15 08:01:42 AM
Militia gun nut vs cops. I wonder what fark is going do with this.
 
2012-12-15 08:05:38 AM

big pig peaches: Militia gun nut vs cops. I wonder what fark is going do with this.


I'm making popcorn just in case..
 
2012-12-15 08:07:17 AM
Standard militia house arms.
mp1st.com
 
2012-12-15 08:13:04 AM
I want to belong to this guy's militia. He's rational and well spoken. He did everything correctly.
 
2012-12-15 08:19:58 AM
Lucky for him he knew the sheriff. Damn librul New England community organizin militias.
 
2012-12-15 08:27:01 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-15 08:32:32 AM
The article in the comments was worth a read.
 
2012-12-15 08:37:15 AM
Why are militia types always "that" guy.
 
2012-12-15 08:52:26 AM
So probation checks involve being told to come out of your house with your hands up?
 
2012-12-15 09:00:13 AM

karmaceutical: Why are militia types always "that" guy.


He's pretty well spoken for "that type".
To be honest, I'm a bit curious now.
I want to see what kind of militia he's running.
 
2012-12-15 09:07:47 AM

edmo: So probation checks involve being told to come out of your house with your hands up?


Imagine if they could do a no knock warrant....this guy or some cops or both could be dead and someone will want to turn it into gun control debate cause cops went barging into the wrong house.
 
2012-12-15 09:10:25 AM
The man sounds very reasonable. The police sound stupid and dangerous as usual.
 
2012-12-15 09:19:22 AM
No clear directions to the house and apparently no address, just directions? So how good and authentic did they think their "probation violation" lead really was?

/probation checks don't involve "put down your weapon and come out with your hands up"
//has been on probation
 
2012-12-15 09:19:54 AM
Even though they knew he was the wrong man, they still demanded he come out and show them he's not armed? WHY THE FARK does the government have the power to drag you out of your house to see that "you're not armed." The man has a right to be as armed as he wants in his own damn house.

It looks to me like a bunch of drunk cops got together and decided they were going to shoot whoever came out of that house.
 
2012-12-15 09:21:24 AM
"There was no crime. No violation. It was simply a misunderstanding," he said."

I disagree.
 
2012-12-15 09:23:00 AM
andrejkoymasky.com

/You know who else was reasonable and well-spoken?
/He ended up being a useful idiot then a useless idiot then a lovely corpse long before his fellow leaders joined the trend
/He was murdered before being murdered was cool
 
2012-12-15 09:39:13 AM
No No NO! 4th Maine story in as much as a week! I demand a recount! Shenanigans! WE ARE NOT FLORIDA, DAMMIT@!@@@!!!!!

/Denial
 
2012-12-15 09:40:55 AM
For being the head of a "militia", he sure is a whiny baby.
 
2012-12-15 09:54:06 AM
Now, do the same thing; but to a cops house.

Come in with guns drawn, order him out of his house, then explain, 'lolz - wrong house' and see if any crime has been committed.
 
2012-12-15 09:55:02 AM
"The next thing I know, I have a cop on the phone. He said, 'Put your firearm down and come out with your hands up,'" Page recalled. "If they had turned on a blue light, I would have known right off quick that they were police officers and acted accordingly. What bothers me is that they didn't listen to anything I said and took it for granted that I was some kind of outlaw."

so he's ok with 'criminals' being abused but only gets upset when that sort of attitude is/was directed at him?
 
2012-12-15 10:01:47 AM

Deep Contact: Standard militia house arms.
[mp1st.com image 850x889]



nerds.jpg
 
2012-12-15 10:22:58 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-15 10:29:01 AM
The "are you the Ayatollah Khomeini?" skit from Not the Nine O'Clock News almost seems like a US law enforcement training video.

Unless the visit was a warning disguised as an accident.
 
2012-12-15 10:32:03 AM

wellreadneck: The article in the comments was worth a read.


Maine is almost like a different country. The comment section is telling. But they still have trolls there, as you an plainly see....
 
2012-12-15 10:40:39 AM

ubermensch: I want to belong to this guy's militia. He's rational and well spoken. He did everything correctly.


Spot on
 
2012-12-15 10:51:34 AM

ubermensch: I want to belong to this guy's militia. He's rational and well spoken. He did everything correctly.


The militias in Maine also tend to be Revolutionary War buffs. There's lots of get-togethers involving muskets and cannons. I used to go to the cannon shoots every year, they're awesome.
 
2012-12-15 11:15:29 AM

Weaver95: "The next thing I know, I have a cop on the phone. He said, 'Put your firearm down and come out with your hands up,'" Page recalled. "If they had turned on a blue light, I would have known right off quick that they were police officers and acted accordingly. What bothers me is that they didn't listen to anything I said and took it for granted that I was some kind of outlaw."

so he's ok with 'criminals' being abused but only gets upset when that sort of attitude is/was directed at him?


Now you're trolling from the far left? Black holes have seen subtler blueshifts!
 
2012-12-15 12:11:40 PM

Boudica's War Tampon: [andrejkoymasky.com image 200x271]

/You know who else was reasonable and well-spoken?
/He ended up being a useful idiot then a useless idiot then a lovely corpse long before his fellow leaders joined the trend
/He was murdered before being murdered was cool


one more post that flies over the head of everyone not familiar with this pic. yes we're all aware that Farkers are supposed to be the hip kids that know everything and live in the land where nothing is obscure. well fark you, i'll out myself as being the dooshbag that missed school that day. so your cool post goes right over my head as i have no farking clue who that guy is. it's amazing how many Farkers don't realize that communication only works when both parties understand the message that is sent. stick your obscure non-meme right up yer arse.
 
2012-12-15 12:28:30 PM

KrispyKritter: Boudica's War Tampon: [andrejkoymasky.com image 200x271]

/You know who else was reasonable and well-spoken?
/He ended up being a useful idiot then a useless idiot then a lovely corpse long before his fellow leaders joined the trend
/He was murdered before being murdered was cool

one more post that flies over the head of everyone not familiar with this pic. yes we're all aware that Farkers are supposed to be the hip kids that know everything and live in the land where nothing is obscure. well fark you, i'll out myself as being the dooshbag that missed school that day. so your cool post goes right over my head as i have no farking clue who that guy is. it's amazing how many Farkers don't realize that communication only works when both parties understand the message that is sent. stick your obscure non-meme right up yer arse.


His name is Ernst Rohm. Next time I'll post the GIF of him playing the banjo. Rohm was a gay as gay could be, head of the SA, exiled to Bolivia by Hitler, called home to run the SA again by Hitler, then murdered on Hilter's personal order after Hitler arrested Rohm personally. His "militia" served Hitler very well until businessmen worried that Rohm wanted to put the Socialist back into the Nazi party. He was Hitler's useful idiot. And Hitler murdered him when he was no longer useful. You don't hear too much about the desire of the SA to move towards socialism and away from capitalism. Sort of like you don't hear too much about the Bush family's desire to install a fascist government by overthrowing FDR.

Rohm was a bona fide "rose from the lower officer ranks to high rank" war hero from WWI. He was wounded several times then contracted the Spanish Flu.

/You know who else played the banjo?
 
2012-12-15 12:34:40 PM

1stgenwhtrash: Lucky for him he knew the sheriff.


Small town living has it's advantages...
 
2012-12-15 12:43:53 PM

KrispyKritter: Boudica's War Tampon: [andrejkoymasky.com image 200x271]

/You know who else was reasonable and well-spoken?
/He ended up being a useful idiot then a useless idiot then a lovely corpse long before his fellow leaders joined the trend
/He was murdered before being murdered was cool

one more post that flies over the head of everyone not familiar with this pic. yes we're all aware that Farkers are supposed to be the hip kids that know everything and live in the land where nothing is obscure. well fark you, i'll out myself as being the dooshbag that missed school that day. so your cool post goes right over my head as i have no farking clue who that guy is. it's amazing how many Farkers don't realize that communication only works when both parties understand the message that is sent. stick your obscure non-meme right up yer arse.


Who pissed in your Cherrios this morning?
 
2012-12-15 01:35:56 PM

Weaver95: "The next thing I know, I have a cop on the phone. He said, 'Put your firearm down and come out with your hands up,'" Page recalled. "If they had turned on a blue light, I would have known right off quick that they were police officers and acted accordingly. What bothers me is that they didn't listen to anything I said and took it for granted that I was some kind of outlaw."

so he's ok with 'criminals' being abused but only gets upset when that sort of attitude is/was directed at him?


I don't think that's anything like what he said.
 
2012-12-15 02:17:31 PM
A couple more tries and they will have him.
 
2012-12-15 04:08:41 PM

Mazzic518: KrispyKritter: Boudica's War Tampon: [andrejkoymasky.com image 200x271]

/You know who else was reasonable and well-spoken?
/He ended up being a useful idiot then a useless idiot then a lovely corpse long before his fellow leaders joined the trend
/He was murdered before being murdered was cool

one more post that flies over the head of everyone not familiar with this pic. yes we're all aware that Farkers are supposed to be the hip kids that know everything and live in the land where nothing is obscure. well fark you, i'll out myself as being the dooshbag that missed school that day. so your cool post goes right over my head as i have no farking clue who that guy is. it's amazing how many Farkers don't realize that communication only works when both parties understand the message that is sent. stick your obscure non-meme right up yer arse.

Who pissed in your Cherrios this morning?


Really, it matters that much.
 
2012-12-15 06:57:17 PM
FTSP
 
2012-12-15 08:00:30 PM
big pig peaches:

Militia gun nut vs cops. I wonder what fark is going do with this.

I'm with the "militia gun nut," who is a peaceful person and a sick old man.

Nobody has to agree with me to have my support in such matters, even if he'd probably think I'm a noisome commie.

You'd think the Maine State Police would be trained in finding the correct address. Power of arrest and gun ownership should be restricted to people who prove competence in such basic matters.
 
2012-12-15 08:03:01 PM

Giltric: edmo:

So probation checks involve being told to come out of your house with your hands up?

Imagine if they could do a no knock warrant....this guy or some cops or both could be dead and someone will want to turn it into gun control debate cause cops went barging into the wrong house.


But guns should be controlled: they should only be given to cops who can find the right address.
 
2012-12-15 08:05:15 PM
Rich Cream:

"There was no crime. No violation. It was simply a misunderstanding," he said."

I disagree.


So do I: the cops should be charged at least with Reckless Endangerment, or whatever it's called up there.
 
2012-12-15 08:35:47 PM

KrispyKritter: Boudica's War Tampon: [andrejkoymasky.com image 200x271]

/You know who else was reasonable and well-spoken?
/He ended up being a useful idiot then a useless idiot then a lovely corpse long before his fellow leaders joined the trend
/He was murdered before being murdered was cool

one more post that flies over the head of everyone not familiar with this pic...


You mean not everybody knows who all about the SA's first boss?

Damn. Maybe I am too modest.
 
2012-12-15 08:38:47 PM
Boudica's War Tampon:

/You know who else played the banjo? 

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-15 08:48:08 PM
Boudica's War Tampon:

Rohm was a gay as gay could be, head of the SA, exiled to Bolivia by Hitler, called home to run the SA again by Hitler, then murdered on Hilter's personal order after Hitler arrested Rohm personally...

To be fair, Rohm was a rabidly Jew-hating creep who would gladly have murdered his own million. Not the kind of guy I'd have over for brunch. Even having been a gay man who "mov[ed] toward Socialism" can't excuse that. Which fortunately is beside the point, as far as my principles go.

Fortunately the death of 6 million Jews has nothing to do with Marriage Equality.
 
2012-12-16 12:01:18 AM

TiiiMMMaHHH: No No NO! 4th Maine story in as much as a week! I demand a recount! Shenanigans! WE ARE NOT FLORIDA, DAMMIT@!@@@!!!!!


Yeah we are. Just colder and more...taciturn.

We need a Maine Fark Party.
 
2012-12-16 03:43:48 AM

The One True TheDavid: Boudica's War Tampon:

/You know who else played the banjo? 

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 280x216]


I believe he was referring to this malicious character:

www.createpositivespin.com
 
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