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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   How to troll Chargers fans in the hometown paper: Explain how they can still make the playoffs   (utsandiego.com) divider line 40
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2012-12-15 07:59:10 AM
As a Bronco fan I think it would be great. A nice little warm up game for wildcard week would be fabulous.
 
2012-12-15 08:29:04 AM
Will someone please explain to me the perennial obsession that maybe X year will be the one where the Chargers won't shoot themselves in the foot?

Jesus, I'm a Saints lifer and even I'm more realistic than you guys, and I have worse sh*t to deal with. And WTF is up with your staff? It's like a bunch of retards on a designated field trip. Again, I'm a Saints fan.

Let that sink in for a moment.

/trolling, sort of
 
2012-12-15 08:46:23 AM
FTA:

• Sunday - Chargers win (vs. Panthers); Steelers lose (at Cowboys).

• Week 16 - Chargers win (at Jets); Bengals lose (at Steelers).

• Week 17 - Chargers win (vs. Raiders); Steelers lose (vs. Browns); Bengals lose (vs. Ravens).


*Jamie Hyneman's voice*
Well, there's your problem.
 
2012-12-15 08:55:52 AM
F*ck you, Chargers and your f*cking whiny fans.
F*ck you, Goodell for trying to force the San Diego taxpayers to pay for a stadium for those losers.
Want a new stadium? Pay for it yourself or move, assholes.
 
2012-12-15 09:00:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-15 09:15:20 AM
Jeez. Surprised they don't have "Steelers die in plane crash."
 
2012-12-15 10:07:28 AM
Scenario two: NFL expands playoffs to 24 teams.
 
2012-12-15 10:09:13 AM
Y'know... except for the Browns beating the Steelers, that is a terrifyingly plausible series of events.
 
2012-12-15 10:17:43 AM

dickfreckle: Will someone please explain to me the perennial obsession that maybe X year will be the one where the Chargers won't shoot themselves in the foot?

Jesus, I'm a Saints lifer and even I'm more realistic than you guys, and I have worse sh*t to deal with. And WTF is up with your staff? It's like a bunch of retards on a designated field trip. Again, I'm a Saints fan.

Let that sink in for a moment.

/trolling, sort of


Lions fan.

We KNOW suffering.
 
2012-12-15 10:18:42 AM
So coincidentally, that article also pretty much explained how the Browns can still make the playoffs.


/wtfamireading.jpg
 
2012-12-15 10:22:33 AM
Mayan prophecy only comes partly true, wiping out only the other nfl teams besides the chargers
 
2012-12-15 10:41:27 AM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Y'know... except for the Browns beating the Steelers, that is a terrifyingly plausible series of events.


When did you go from judging to actually participating in your events ... ;)

/ Should beat the Steelers in week 17
 
2012-12-15 10:49:07 AM
Trollier troll: "...which means Norv gets another season."
 
2012-12-15 10:51:59 AM

PowerSlacker: So coincidentally, that article also pretty much explained how the Browns can still make the playoffs.


/wtfamireading.jpg


According to the ESPN Playoff Machine, yes the Brownies can still make the playoffs!
PLAYOFFS?!
 
2012-12-15 10:52:41 AM
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
 
2012-12-15 10:53:18 AM
kindof of how everyone in nyc is talking about how the jets could make the playoffs? yup, its friggin hilarious.

/ butt fumble
 
2012-12-15 10:56:41 AM
Puffy, I'd say that pic makes Denver look bad more so than it does Rivers.
/just sayin
 
2012-12-15 10:58:55 AM

SnarfVader: FTA:

• Sunday - Chargers win (vs. Panthers); Steelers lose (at Cowboys).

• Week 16 - Chargers win (at Jets); Bengals lose (at Steelers).

• Week 17 - Chargers win (vs. Raiders); Steelers lose (vs. Browns); Bengals lose (vs. Ravens).

*Jamie Hyneman's voice*
Well, there's your problem.


Yeah, I was coming to say, the games not involving the Chargers, all of those outcomes are quite likely. The problem is the Chargers winning those 3 games. Fortunately for them, the toughest game is the first one most likely, so, it will probably put them out of their misery sooner than later.
 
2012-12-15 11:03:08 AM
Sure -- Panthers, Jets and Raiders would seem to be a pretty winnable remainder of the schedule. Problem is, all three of those teams have the Chargers game circled on their own calendars as winnable.
 
2012-12-15 11:29:07 AM

Super Chronic: Sure -- Panthers, Jets and Raiders would seem to be a pretty winnable remainder of the schedule. Problem is, all three of those teams have the Chargers game circled on their own calendars as winnable.


I think 0-3 in those games is just as likely as 3-0. I'd bet on 1-2. They can probably beat the Jets .
 
2012-12-15 11:33:23 AM

dickfreckle: Will someone please explain to me the perennial obsession that maybe X year will be the one where the Chargers won't shoot themselves in the foot?

Jesus, I'm a Saints lifer and even I'm more realistic than you guys, and I have worse sh*t to deal with. And WTF is up with your staff? It's like a bunch of retards on a designated field trip. Again, I'm a Saints fan.

Let that sink in for a moment.

/trolling, sort of


GOOD NEWS!!! Our Saints are still alive!

Link
 
2012-12-15 11:39:34 AM
That playoff machine on espn.com is pretty neat. But, instead of spending and hour reviewing scenarios for the Titans this year, I don't have to bother at all.
 
2012-12-15 11:51:41 AM

dickfreckle: Will someone please explain to me the perennial obsession that maybe X year will be the one where the Chargers won't shoot themselves in the foot?

Jesus, I'm a Saints lifer and even I'm more realistic than you guys, and I have worse sh*t to deal with. And WTF is up with your staff? It's like a bunch of retards on a designated field trip. Again, I'm a Saints fan.

Let that sink in for a moment.

/trolling, sort of


PTSD from being a freak fumblepick away from the Super Bowl.
 
2012-12-15 11:58:21 AM

mbillodeaux: GOOD NEWS!!! Our Saints are still alive!


Proof. (Also, Miami and Buffalo to round out the set. It's always fun to watch the brief window between teams being practically eliminated and mathematically eliminated.)
 
2012-12-15 12:10:56 PM

CreamFilling: Scenario two: NFL expands playoffs to 24 teams.


Great, thanks to your post Goodel will be claiming that "Fans Are Demanding 24 Team Playoffs"

It doesn't take much with that a$$hole
 
2012-12-15 12:53:27 PM
Even the Jets are technically in the playoff hunt. I don't know if it's bad or good. Bad because I hate Jets and don't like to see them have any kind of success, but good because making the playoff mean it will probably stop management from making the changes the team really needs to make to be a real contender. This will be the the third year where the team needs help from other teams just to make the playoffs, instead of just controlling their own destiny.
 
2012-12-15 01:00:12 PM

thisiszombocom: kindof of how everyone in nyc is talking about how the jets could make the playoffs? yup, its friggin hilarious.

/ butt fumble


No one in NYC is talking about that. Maybe as a joke but that's it.
 
2012-12-15 01:05:00 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: mbillodeaux: GOOD NEWS!!! Our Saints are still alive!

Proof. (Also, Miami and Buffalo to round out the set. It's always fun to watch the brief window between teams being practically eliminated and mathematically eliminated.)


Great! So we'll get to play San Fran in the 1st round...at San Fran?! Revenge is gonna be sooooo sweet!

/was on Bourbon St for Saints first Super Bowl
//using as much Voodoo as I can for a reason to do that again

ain't gonna be this year
 
2012-12-15 01:35:22 PM
Chargers fans: "Don't you f*cking dare even joke about that. We're missing the playoffs and Norv Turner and AJ Smith are getting fired. Don't try to sh*t on my dreams by telling us we're making the playoffs."
 
2012-12-15 02:01:17 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-15 02:25:30 PM

generalDisdain: F*ck you, Chargers and your f*cking whiny fans.
F*ck you, Goodell for trying to force the San Diego taxpayers to pay for a stadium for those losers.
Want a new stadium? Pay for it yourself or move, assholes.


I think I found our new mayor's fark handle.
 
2012-12-15 02:43:36 PM
The San Diego paper was recently purchased by a right-wing nutjob publisher whose number one priority is to sell a new stadium idea to San Diego voters... because he's a real estate developer who would gladly take on the project.
 
2012-12-15 03:00:03 PM

dickfreckle: Will someone please explain to me the perennial obsession that maybe X year will be the one where the Chargers won't shoot themselves in the foot?

Jesus, I'm a Saints lifer and even I'm more realistic than you guys, and I have worse sh*t to deal with. And WTF is up with your staff? It's like a bunch of retards on a designated field trip. Again, I'm a Saints fan.

Let that sink in for a moment.

/trolling, sort of


You're not trolling... its something I've noticed.  What is America's obsession with the Chargers.  They get so much press... but classically fall asleep for 5-6 games in a row every year.  They're an 11-13 win team that always seems to end up 8-8.
 
 
2012-12-15 03:02:19 PM

IAmRight: Chargers fans: "Don't you f*cking dare even joke about that. We're missing the playoffs and Norv Turner and AJ Smith are getting fired. Don't try to sh*t on my dreams by telling us we're making the playoffs."


Get out of my head!!!
 
2012-12-15 03:36:37 PM

IAmRight: Chargers fans: "Don't you f*cking dare even joke about that. We're missing the playoffs and Norv Turner and AJ Smith are getting fired. Don't try to sh*t on my dreams by telling us we're making the playoffs."




What is they JUST BARELY MISS the playoffs and Norv gets another shot.... I mean.... soooooo close.

/having the same nightmares about Pat staying in Cleveland
 
2012-12-15 05:50:03 PM
I know how the Chargers can make the playoffs next year....

www.sanpasqualbandofmissionindians.org + 4.bp.blogspot.com

/Redskins fan
 
2012-12-15 06:05:44 PM
Playoffs! Don't talk about playoffs.
Playoffs! Are you kidding me?
 
2012-12-15 06:35:13 PM
Does this replace the ChargersTrophyCase gif as the way to troll Charger fans?
 
2012-12-16 05:19:05 AM
As a raiders fan, i want this to happen. Just for the lolz of norv staying because he made the playoffs.

/marty was fired for going 14 - 2
 
2012-12-16 06:18:20 AM

Ken VeryBigLiar: Does this replace the ChargersTrophyCase gif as the way to troll Charger fans?


Either one will suffice.
 
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