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(Zibbet)   TF'ers mom makes cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. She hopes to retire selling wares at craft fairs, the internet. Posted this here before; she was excited about 500 clicks on her page, sad she didn't sell anything. Power of Fark?   (zibbet.com) divider line 36
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2012-12-15 01:45:50 AM
Pretty cool! Too bad I got no kids. :(
 
2012-12-15 01:50:21 AM
Sorry, don't think my teen boys would appreciate that :D
 
2012-12-15 01:51:17 AM
FOLLOWUP: She just listed a bunch of new stuff.

People sounded kinda interested last time I posted this, so thanks again for looking.

God bless and Merry Christmas.
 
2012-12-15 01:53:55 AM
This is FARK. You have to loose your virginity before you can buy cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. OTOH, you may need cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine if you have a windowless van with "free candy" written on the side, so she should get some business there.
 
2012-12-15 02:05:14 AM
Considering how often your average Farker actually farks, it's highly unlikely that many of them will have little kids for whom to buy such wares. If your mom knitted tasteful sweaters to size, I'd be happy to give her my custom.
 
2012-12-15 02:35:41 AM
I don't really do the whole crotchfruit thing, but will definitely spread this around.
 
2012-12-15 02:37:31 AM

DrPainMD: This is FARK. You have to loose your virginity before you can buy cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. OTOH, you may need cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine if you have a windowless van with "free candy" written on the side, so she should get some business there.


These clothes will keep your illegitimate child warm, in your van, down by the river. I'm not sure where to get free candy though.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Considering how often your average Farker actually farks, it's highly unlikely that many of them will have little kids for whom to buy such wares. If your mom knitted tasteful sweaters to size, I'd be happy to give her my custom.


She does custom work. Send her a message on Zibbet or just tell me what you want and i will convince her to make it.
 
2012-12-15 02:38:48 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Considering how often your average Farker actually farks, it's highly unlikely that many of them will have little kids for whom to buy such wares. If your mom knitted tasteful sweaters to size, I'd be happy to give her my custom.


I'm fairly certain that Farkers get more ass than Redditors. I mean, at least most of us are somewhat smart. I'm afraid to check on ya'll's looks in profiles, but personality goes a long way.

/snoring redhead in bed, which is probably where I should be heading, though I doubt she wants the ole' QB sneak
 
2012-12-15 02:45:34 AM

dickfreckle: I don't really do the whole crotchfruit thing, but will definitely spread this around.


Thank you kind sir/madam.
 
2012-12-15 03:04:46 AM
I thought that you had, well, she had- a lot of interest the last time. If memory serves, they liked the elephant stuffed thing.
No human children but I will plus one again. Best of luck.

Suggestion- think about things adults might like as well- not all of us are breeders
 
2012-12-15 03:05:25 AM
So you're trying to get her up to 1000 clicks?

She really needs better photos.

Cool stuff though.
 
2012-12-15 04:17:34 AM
She would do way better on here if she made bourbon or beer bottle cozies.
 
2012-12-15 06:16:34 AM

skatedrifter: She does custom work. Send her a message on Zibbet or just tell me what you want and i will convince her to make it.


Custom work, you say?
wilwheaton.typepad.com
 
2012-12-15 07:00:58 AM

skatedrifter: DrPainMD: This is FARK. You have to loose your virginity before you can buy cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine. OTOH, you may need cute kids clothes that are certified Made in Maine if you have a windowless van with "free candy" written on the side, so she should get some business there.

These clothes will keep your illegitimate child warm, in your van, down by the river. I'm not sure where to get free candy though.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Considering how often your average Farker actually farks, it's highly unlikely that many of them will have little kids for whom to buy such wares. If your mom knitted tasteful sweaters to size, I'd be happy to give her my custom.

She does custom work. Send her a message on Zibbet or just tell me what you want and i will convince her to make it.


She could probably clean up on orders for Doctor Who scarves and sweaters.
 
2012-12-15 07:05:57 AM

dickfreckle: Benevolent Misanthrope: Considering how often your average Farker actually farks, it's highly unlikely that many of them will have little kids for whom to buy such wares. If your mom knitted tasteful sweaters to size, I'd be happy to give her my custom.

I'm fairly certain that Farkers get more ass than Redditors. I mean, at least most of us are somewhat smart. I'm afraid to check on ya'll's looks in profiles, but personality goes a long way.

/snoring redhead in bed, which is probably where I should be heading, though I doubt she wants the ole' QB sneak


suuuuuuure, lol. what a douche bag.
 
2012-12-15 07:07:32 AM
Adult bibs?

There's a market for adult bibs outside of lobster-eatin' time?
 
2012-12-15 07:18:41 AM

giftedmadness: dickfreckle: Benevolent Misanthrope: Considering how often your average Farker actually farks, it's highly unlikely that many of them will have little kids for whom to buy such wares. If your mom knitted tasteful sweaters to size, I'd be happy to give her my custom.

I'm fairly certain that Farkers get more ass than Redditors. I mean, at least most of us are somewhat smart. I'm afraid to check on ya'll's looks in profiles, but personality goes a long way.

/snoring redhead in bed, which is probably where I should be heading, though I doubt she wants the ole' QB sneak

suuuuuuure, lol. what a douche bag.


I wasn't being totally serious. And from what I recall of your posts, there's only one douchenozzle in this conversation.
 
2012-12-15 07:21:55 AM

dickfreckle: giftedmadness: dickfreckle: Benevolent Misanthrope: Considering how often your average Farker actually farks, it's highly unlikely that many of them will have little kids for whom to buy such wares. If your mom knitted tasteful sweaters to size, I'd be happy to give her my custom.

I'm fairly certain that Farkers get more ass than Redditors. I mean, at least most of us are somewhat smart. I'm afraid to check on ya'll's looks in profiles, but personality goes a long way.

/snoring redhead in bed, which is probably where I should be heading, though I doubt she wants the ole' QB sneak

suuuuuuure, lol. what a douche bag.

I wasn't being totally serious. And from what I recall of your posts, there's only one douchenozzle in this conversation.


i never lie about redheads being in bed and QB sneaking them
 
2012-12-15 08:12:54 AM
I've got a pug (obviously not pictured below) and had to buy him some fleece to keep him warm so he won't poop in the house. I spent almost $40 for a double fleece pullover (obviously pictured below). Your mom should make that instead:

www.poochieheaven.com
 
2012-12-15 08:13:51 AM

giftedmadness: i never lie about redheads being in bed and QB sneaking them


Uh, OK. Seems like thous dost protest too much.

And I didn't QB sneak. Frankly, she's angry that I've been awake all night, despite not having anything to do until 3PM.

Anyway, I still recall you being a jerk in other threads. No, I will not put you on "ignore." That just gives you the satisfaction you're seeking.

But I'm still calling you a jerk. Congratulations - you got an emotional rise from me, troll. Don't count on it happening again.
 
2012-12-15 08:35:30 AM
actually I think it's more douchey to talk about a woman in your bed who is actually there than to make it up.
 
2012-12-15 09:18:13 AM

stpauler: I've got a pug (obviously not pictured below) and had to buy him some fleece to keep him warm so he won't poop in the house. I spent almost $40 for a double fleece pullover (obviously pictured below). Your mom should make that instead:

[www.poochieheaven.com image 400x400]


Good idea. We paid handsomely for a small dog jacket.
 
2012-12-15 09:35:27 AM
My niece is due with boy/girl twins soon, and I happen to love the moose print. Will order after payday! Her prices are very reasonable.
 
2012-12-15 11:03:20 AM

Gulper Eel: Adult bibs?

There's a market for adult bibs outside of lobster-eatin' time?


You realize these are made in Maine, right?
 
2012-12-15 11:07:43 AM
Maybe post a link in that Brony thread.
 
2012-12-15 11:30:20 AM
I am totally interested in some dog jackets and booties. We take Indy over the road with us and sometimes it gets 60 below outside when she's gotta go. I could use two jackets and a set of booties. I love the moose print, too. Oh and pirates, she loves pirates!
 
2012-12-15 11:39:24 AM
These are really adorable! I don't know anybody who could use them, but if I did .... Anyway I agree with somebody who posted that she needs better photos. If you had somebody model them or even a nice background and lighting .. that could go a long way to showing off how cute and nice they are.
 
2012-12-15 01:56:16 PM
My daughter is almost 3 or else I would buy something
 
2012-12-15 02:06:28 PM
Ordered a fleece elephant and a tug job. It is your mom, you know
 
2012-12-15 03:07:31 PM
Found out my friend is preggers yesterday. I'll bookmark it and come back when they know if it's gonna be a boy or girl.
 
2012-12-15 03:29:38 PM

ytterbium: My niece is due with boy/girl twins soon, and I happen to love the moose print. Will order after payday! Her prices are very reasonable.


Thank you!

Hot Carl To Go: Ordered a fleece elephant and a tug job. It is your mom, you know


Thanks!!

AutumnWind: These are really adorable! I don't know anybody who could use them, but if I did .... Anyway I agree with somebody who posted that she needs better photos. If you had somebody model them or even a nice background and lighting .. that could go a long way to showing off how cute and nice they are.


Will work on getting some better pics of her stuff for sure.

Thanks again for looking!!
 
2012-12-15 04:04:30 PM
Selling baby clothes to Farkers is like selling lava to someone burning to death. Or lava to anyone, really. Turns out people don't have much use for lava.
 
2012-12-15 04:13:30 PM

GoodyearPimp: Selling baby clothes to Farkers is like selling lava to someone burning to death. Or lava to anyone, really. Turns out people don't have much use for lava.


How much is this lava? And do you ship to Oregon?
 
2012-12-15 05:06:54 PM
Brilliant Subby! My mom is getting up there and I was thinking of sending her to that nursing home in Texas that was featured on 60 Minutes and seizing her assets. But having her work in her own sweat shop, brilliant
 
2012-12-15 09:02:21 PM
I just ordered a zebra, the purple elephant, and the monkey camo jacket that claims to be for 12 to 18mo girls by the text, but looks like a little boy thing to me.

Does she make anything with frog patterns?
 
2012-12-16 10:54:00 AM

Bonzo_1116: I just ordered a zebra, the purple elephant, and the monkey camo jacket that claims to be for 12 to 18mo girls by the text, but looks like a little boy thing to me.

Does she make anything with frog patterns?


Thank you SO much! I asked her about frog patterns, she said that she doesn't have anything like that now but is always getting new material, so check her Zibbett page for new items.

Thanks again!!
 
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