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(The Sun)   School bans kids from singing 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' in Christmas concert -- after one complaint   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 106
    More: Sad, Rotherham, Forsyth, Sam Faiers, Walsh, Scotsman  
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2012-12-15 08:16:26 AM  
Well, it's the UK - kids might take lyrics about drunken grandmas stumbling around personally.
 
2012-12-15 08:26:40 AM  
Was it because it's a stupid song?
 
2012-12-15 08:26:56 AM  
How about "Walking 'round in women's underwear?"
 
2012-12-15 08:27:56 AM  

rnatalie: How about "Walking 'round in women's underwear?"


The dirty parody of "Sleigh Ride Together" with you would be better...
 
2012-12-15 08:28:31 AM  
A whole country of Nancy-boys.
 
2012-12-15 08:29:19 AM  
Get used to it. It's coming here.
 
2012-12-15 08:29:26 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 21st century, a brave new world indeed

/I knew out was an uppity mother who made the complaint
//any grannies would laugh at hearing the kids sing it
 
2012-12-15 08:31:10 AM  

LDM90: Was it because it's a stupid song?


There's a looooooooooooooooong list of Christmas songs that that applies to.
 
2012-12-15 08:31:32 AM  
That's all it takes, baby. One complaint to ruin anything for everybody.

/still a stupid song though
 
2012-12-15 08:33:05 AM  
quotes-lover.com
 
2012-12-15 08:33:59 AM  
Can they replace it with Santa Clause and his Old Lady?
 
2012-12-15 08:34:38 AM  
Dumb C
 
2012-12-15 08:40:44 AM  

zulius: [quotes-lover.com image 300x290]

AHEM

i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 08:48:01 AM  
Scrooge will live on as long as Christmas.
 
2012-12-15 08:51:02 AM  
I hate the media. Even fake-ish media.
 
2012-12-15 08:51:26 AM  
img689.imageshack.us

/stupid song...
 
2012-12-15 08:55:23 AM  
Why is it that schools and businesses only seem to pay attention to parents who complain about stupid shiat?
 
2012-12-15 08:57:52 AM  
Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."
 
2012-12-15 08:58:39 AM  
Good for the parents...the show is now one song shorter.
 
2012-12-15 08:58:44 AM  
The worst Christmas song ever is "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKLZxv6wA78
 
2012-12-15 08:59:44 AM  
UGH! My Grandma had that 45 when it came out, and my kid sister would put it on the turntable with the arm up (meaning it would play on repeat) in the middle of summer vacation. She'd play it 20 straight times. Grandma (who watched us in the summer) would insist on letting her do it, too.

If there was any vinyl record I'd enthusiastically use for skeet shooting practice, this would be the one.
 
2012-12-15 09:01:57 AM  

TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."


Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?
 
2012-12-15 09:02:22 AM  
I got some:

"He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"

"Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay"

"Gaily they ring
While people sing"

"And may all your Christmases be white" [racist]

and, of course:

"I saw mommy kissing santa claus..."
 
2012-12-15 09:06:07 AM  
Is this the "yes, you can complain and get a song banned, but there are consequences and reprecussions" thread?
 
2012-12-15 09:08:18 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-15 09:17:43 AM  
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the future
In the future.
 
2012-12-15 09:26:46 AM  
In these days, the parents might just be a grandparent also
 
2012-12-15 09:32:12 AM  
I'LL HAVE UH
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-BLUE
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-CHRISTMAS
BDEA-BDEA-BDEA-WITHOUT YOUUUUU.....


/gag
 
2012-12-15 09:32:47 AM  
Enjoy The Uninvited: Christmas on Death Row

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9z2zm8Xsv0
 
2012-12-15 09:37:45 AM  
 
2012-12-15 09:43:39 AM  

TommyDeuce: TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."

Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?


Mistress for Christmas actually ;-)
 
2012-12-15 09:44:06 AM  
If the rest of the parents have a sense of humor, they'll break into this song as soon as the concert concludes. What an encore that would be! =D
 
2012-12-15 09:45:29 AM  
how about "schoolkids got all shot at by a gunman"?

/ while at school one sunny afternoon
// you may say theres no such thing as jesus
/// and if you ask adam lanza he'll agree
 
2012-12-15 09:49:26 AM  

MaritimeGirl: The worst Christmas song ever is "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKLZxv6wA78


Agreed. That one is the worst.
 
2012-12-15 09:49:50 AM  

TommyDeuce: TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."

Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?


Even more possibilities:

"Holy Shiat, It's Christmas"
"You Ain't Getting Shiat for Christmas"
"Ho, Ho, F*cking Ho"
"It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year"
"Buttcracker Suite"
"I Farted on Santa's Lap"
 
2012-12-15 09:51:50 AM  
I'm willing to bet that the offended POS won't even show up with her precious little snowflake.

/the easiest way to beat this shiat is to complain that it ISN'T being sung. All it would take it two or more parents to lodge that complaint.
//it might work,give it a try!
 
2012-12-15 09:55:05 AM  

TommyDeuce: TheMysteriousStranger: Lets replace it with the far better "Santa Claus is Gunning You Down."

Other options:

"Santa got a DWI"
"Christmas at Ground Zero"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"New Kids Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"

/"Hell's Bells"?


Ho ho fukin ho and Hey Santa Clause you kunt by Kevin Bloody Wilson
 
2012-12-15 09:58:43 AM  
chuggernaught:
That's all it takes, baby. One complaint to ruin anything for everybody.

/still a stupid song though


I was going to say, I bet a lot of parents are quietly thinking "Oh thank god!". That song was funny back in 1950 or whenever it was new and fresh, and maybe a few times each for anyone who's just heard it. For the rest of us, not so much.

Bonus:
I saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus  (YouTube)
 
2012-12-15 10:02:23 AM  

thisiszombocom: how about "schoolkids got all shot at by a gunman"?

/ while at school one sunny afternoon
// you may say theres no such thing as jesus
/// and if you ask adam lanza he'll agree


Dude...way too soon.
 
2012-12-15 10:05:10 AM  
WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!
 
2012-12-15 10:05:17 AM  
How about this classic Austrian folk song: (NSFW)
 
2012-12-15 10:05:35 AM  
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many....

Wait...
 
2012-12-15 10:07:01 AM  

rnatalie: How about "Walking 'round in women's underwear?"


I always sing it as "Walking 'round in Santa's underwear?" for a seasonal flavor.
 
2012-12-15 10:10:03 AM  
i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 10:11:30 AM  
Worst Christmas song: Christmas Shoes. Patton Oswalt gives a great explanation of why this song is so dreadful (NSFW).
 
2012-12-15 10:23:05 AM  
If I wasn't a liberal, I would like to see it banned every where in this country.
Being a liberal, I know you can't do those things.
 
2012-12-15 10:37:45 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 10:39:14 AM  
When did a Republic, cast now as a Representative Democracy, get cornered into the Will Of One Cranky F*ckwad? What happened to majority?

What's that?

Yes. Lawyers+Insanely Insane Judges+Juries on antidepressants with a jones fro Jerry Springer
 
2012-12-15 11:19:10 AM  
The song is already banned in Norway, for the obvious reasons.
 
2012-12-15 11:27:15 AM  
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