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2012-12-15 12:41:14 PM
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"The God Particle

Formerly called Collider, this is J.J. Abrams' next mind-frak. Basically, the Large Hadron Collider goes wrong, and causes the WHOLE PLANET EARTH TO DISAPPEAR. Poof. The only people left are the crew aboard the International Space Station. (So, sort of like the pilot for Odyssey 5.) It's being written by Oren Uziel (Mortal Kombat: Rebirth) and directed by newbie Julius Onah."

I did a double-take when I saw the name of the new director-- he's got the same name as one of my college roommates. Wait, turns out it IS my college roommate. Huh. Good on you Julius, I guess?

/csb
2012-12-15 10:26:00 AM
1 votes:
Knowing was a pretty good movie.
2012-12-15 06:47:58 AM
1 votes:
The Core is one of my guilty pleasures. Years of watching MST3K and rifftrax has instilled in me a deep love of terrible cinema. But the movie is truly awful.

And Day After Tomorrow has a really good rifftrax.
2012-12-15 05:14:32 AM
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trivial use of my dark powers: I watched The Day After Tomorrow and for the life of me I don't know why.

Best part of that movie was when I yanked it out of the DVD player and gave it to the cats to play with. It wasn't even fun bad.


Whaa? That movie is clearly in the "So Bad It's Awesome" category. CGI wolves! Running from the weather! Falling through the roof of a Wendy's! It's silly awesome.
2012-12-15 04:52:15 AM
1 votes:
2012 was a shiatty movie, but epic disaster porn.
2012-12-15 01:42:20 AM
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2012-12-15 12:18:12 AM
1 votes:

trivial use of my dark powers: I watched The Day After Tomorrow and for the life of me I don't know why.

Best part of that movie was when I yanked it out of the DVD player and gave it to the cats to play with. It wasn't even fun bad.


This is the only reason to watch that movie, imo.

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Perfect Sense

Ewan McGregor and Eva Green celebrate the sensory apocalypse by having lots of sex and eating soap.


I may have to check that one out.


The Core

Here's some fun reading regarding that one:

INSULTINGLY STUPID MOVIE PHYSICS - The Core

It's the worst physics movie...ever....
2012-12-14 11:05:22 PM
1 votes:
Best part of 2012, IMHO.
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